There are only three cases in which the eyes will bleed and tear. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

First, he had eye disease, second, fundus impact, retinal rupture, and third, he was hit by the "blood and tears curse".

Xian Hongye obviously belongs to the third type, and this "curse" is the latest "black technology" of me, the abbot of the Confucius Temple.

Last night, when I was discussing with Xian Hongye, I had already made clear the way to deal with the Great Sage of the Western Heavens.

We know that if we want to defeat the Great Sage of the Western Heavens, the best way is not to let the police arrest him, but to let him lose face and lose his majesty in front of the sect members, so that he can be uprooted and leave no trouble.

In order to achieve this goal, it is obvious that we cannot rely on "persuasion and education" and "mass work", because these people have been deeply brainwashed and will not agree with any other mode of thinking except for the demon cult pretending to be a ghost.

Therefore, we can only "give back to others in their own way". Similarly, engage in some seemingly mysterious things to make people succumb to us from the bottom of their hearts and identify with us.

This method of bleeding tears under the eyes is one of them, and this is also the "eating curse" I put on Xian Hongye.

The reason why Hyun Hongye sheds red tears is because I touched the turmeric solution collected by the cat and dog brothers last night on the skin of his face.

And turmeric is such a thing, when it encounters a weakly alkaline person, the tears will gradually turn red, and at first glance, it is completely like bleeding.

But then again, even if Hyun Hongye can smear turmeric on his face and make a person shed a lot of tears in an instant, it is not an easy task.

So, I asked Hyun Hongye to eat a kind of food called "oily skin buns" in his mouth, and he could cry at any time.

The buns are also very simple, in fact, they are "mustard sacs" made by using dried tofu skin and mustard sauce that I carry with me. When Hyun Hongye needs to shed tears, as long as he bites the small oily skin under his tongue and lets the mustard irritate his nose, the tears will naturally flow endlessly.

All the ingredients are wild vegetables and ingredients that can be found at hand, but if you use them in a different place, you can show a "terrifying" effect and achieve different purposes.

This is not only the power of the "food curse", of course, but it must also have caused Hyun Momiji to suffer a lot of grievances, especially the smell of mustard in his nose...... I couldn't have thought about it.

Previously, Lin Shaosong wanted to take the place of Xian Hongye to suffer this sin, but unfortunately he was not a "psychic eye" and couldn't stand the "stimulation" of mixing turmeric and mustard, so he made a turtle with a shrunken head.

Through this incident, I suddenly felt that this Young Master Lin looked down on the Chinese diet to the point of "heart disease", so that even ordinary turmeric and tofu skin felt disgusting, to the point of "madness".

is such a person, and we came to the mountainous area of northwest Guizhou with strange eating habits, and I really wronged him.

...... At this time, the villagers who saw the blood and tears in the eyes of Xian Hongye dared to make a mistake, and shouted several words of God Buddha before adding Hongye, kneeling and calling the sky, and the acting skills were really high, so the people present were calmed down at that time. Even the king's unknowing roar was dumbfounded, and he couldn't react at all.

At this time, I hurriedly ran out to support Xian Hongye, turned around and said to the Great Sage of the West Heaven: "See, my friend's eyes are bleeding and tearful, this is the instruction of God and Buddha, if you are not convinced...... You can stream me too! ”

The Great Sage of the Western Heaven obviously knew that we were playing tricks, but now that his sect members believed it, even the fake had become true.

After glancing at the vulture dragon, the Great Sage of the West Heaven waved his hand helplessly and said, "Since it is the instruction of God and Buddha, then you can go, hurry up!" ”

I nodded, and hurriedly helped Xian Hongye into the Medicine King Palace.

As soon as the door was closed, Hyun Hongye immediately restrained her "saint" look, she opened her big mouth, and kept fanning the wind inside.

"Water! Water! As Hyun Hongye spoke, the sweat on his face instantly overflowed.

I looked at her and felt very heartbroken, I took a bowl in my hand, and hurriedly asked for water from Seliupo and sent it to Hyun Hongye.

After Momiji finished the two mouthfuls, he handed me the bowl and smiled at me, "How was the act?!" ”

I stretched out my thumb and praised without hesitation: "Queen! I want to get you on your knees! ”

When Momiji heard this, he pouted, "Then you reward me!" I'm hungry, cook for me right away! ”

I smiled slightly, and quickly took Selyuba to the kitchen to cook.

In this way, we used the time to eat and rubbed hard for more than an hour.

When Xian Hongye appeared in front of the Great Sage of the West Heaven again, the group of people of the Demon Sect had already collapsed under the scorching sun. Except for a few extremists who still stood behind the Great Sage of the West and carried the flag to support their waists, the rest of the people took refuge in the summer under the eaves of the Yaowang Temple.

After "having eaten and drunk", I looked at the lazy and hungry faces of the believers, and suddenly felt very satisfied.

The so-called "schadenfreude" I guess that's what it means!

In addition to being happy, I shouted to the Western Heavenly Great Sage who was sweating all over his face: "Let's continue to compare!" This time, we will come out with something, you can guess. ”

After all, the Great Sage of the West Heaven is the leader of the Demon Sect, and his kung fu is first-class, Xiao is hot into a water hyacinth, he still stood up unhurriedly, and said to me confidently: "Let the horse come!" Let me show you the Dao art of this sect master! ”

"Well said!" As I spoke, I took off my coat and quietly stuffed an apple into it, and threw a bag on the floor.

I pointed to the apple bag and said, "There's something here, guess what?!" ”

As the competition continued, the Demon Sect members gathered again, and both sides focused their eyes on the Demon Sect Master, watching him perform the "Perspective Eye" skill with trepidation.

The Great Sage of the West Heaven suddenly snorted softly, and then paddled his horse, his eyes widened, his whole body trembled slightly, and he stuttered like electricity, and snorted softly: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, God Buddha Manifests Spirit, borrow your eyes to take a look, and I will return it to you after reading it......"

In this way, he pinched and recited the mantra, trembling like a sheep's horn wind for a minute or two, two green smoke suddenly appeared on the originally bare head, and with the smoke swirling, the Great Sage of the West Heaven had a little more secret meaning of the fairy wind out of thin air, and all the sect members who were even more shocked knelt down again, marveling at the great sage's superior skills.

After another three or five minutes, the Great Sage of the Western Heaven suddenly regained his merits, pointed to my coat on the ground, and "roared" very arrogantly: "The deity has already seen that this is an apple!" I took a bite and took it out! ”

The Great Sage of the West Heaven is impressive this time.