readx;?“ Ladies and gentlemen, you are now tuning in to another official collaboration between Israel and the Coalition Forces, as well as a global live broadcast of the 'Storm Strike' joint military operation. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info is reporting on the scene, is it your old friend Joao? Costa. ”

In a series of crisp and crisp commentary, the advertising screen has been re-cut to João's elegant, slightly smug face.

"There were some small changes that happened here during the advertising time, and I will have to report to you verbally." He secretly gestured to Wu Ming's side, signaling to postpone announcing his decision, so that he could hang the audience's appetite again, "First of all, the main promoter of this cooperation, Guy who is listed as Minister of Defense and one of the candidates for the next prime minister?" Graça left the scene early because of his priorities. It is said that thousands of kilometers away, a beautiful girl was waiting for him—sorry, I said that I had put my mind on the noble minister, and I hope that everyone would only take it as an acceptable joke—Minister Guy's priority should be to preside over a few internal affairs meetings, and we should already pay enough respect to him if he can take time out of his busy schedule to come here and cheer on our warriors. ”

Presumably, in Joao's estimation, the audience who had just run to the bathroom to settle their personal affairs because of the advertisement should be almost back in front of their respective screens at this moment, so after this little joke, he returned to the main topic:

"Like all the viewers, I am more concerned about one more thing—how will our Son, Mr. Wu Ming, respond to the challenge of Sergeant Durion? Now, the answer is about to be revealed! "The chapter of 潶し言し格 intoxication has been uploaded

The camera finally switched, Wu Ming took a deep breath, and was thinking about announcing his decision with a smile on his face, but he didn't expect that the picture only paused for less than a second, and turned back to Joao.

"But before he reveals the answer, I have another small twist to reveal to you......"

The soldiers, exhausted by Joao's tricks, sighed in unison, and the sigh seemed to come from every corner of the world.

That was exactly what Joao wanted.

He knows how to set the mood, he knows how to entertain the public, and he also knows that as long as the expectations are raised indefinitely, it will become more and more difficult for his opponents to raise objections, and he will be helplessly toyed with.

"There's a piece of news that has just been confirmed," João said solemnly into the camera in the air, "our legendary soldier, Sergeant Durian," he gestured, and the camera quickly switched to a large face, "There may be some kind of chronic disease inside the digestive system...... What he's best at is fart! ”

In front of the camera, Durian rolled his eyes like that, and the corners of his mouth seemed to be smiling. But the soldiers in the back couldn't bear it anymore, and the laughter came and went.

This is the description that his commander has just made. Considering the consistent pragmatic approach of the Coalition Army in military intelligence reporting, we can trust this news 100 percent. Joao exaggerated his tone for the word "pragmatism", "Therefore, all the voices made by the sergeant before can be ignored as a peculiar smell, that is, all the expressions of our Mr. Holy Son next are actually just talking to himself." ”

With Joao's commentary, the camera began to switch again-

Captain Igur's fists clenched but relaxed in shock, the smiling faces and expectant eyes of the soldiers, the muscular body of Sergeant Dorian and the buttocks with thirty-two electric grenades, the two miniature magnetic guns with bald grips around Sergeant Azu's waist and the contempt at the corners of his mouth......

A lucky Yaji was maliciously skipped, and the camera finally fell on Wu Ming's calm face.

But Wu Ming was not in a hurry to express his position, because he already had experience and some understanding of Joao's rhythm, this guy must have something to say, so it was not so easy to put the thrown rope back.

Sure enough, the camera flashed suddenly, and it was back to the planner in an instant.

"What will he say?" João frowned solemnly, "Will he be moved by the enthusiasm of the soldiers, so he resolutely says goodbye to the comfortable seats, changes into gorgeous armor, puts four small flags on the back of his head, paints his face, and charges with our warriors like the generals and marshals of the Shenzhou Kingdom that we are familiar with?" We...... See you soon! ”

Speaking of this, Joao waved his hand very imposingly, and more than 100 miniature cameras flying in the sky turned the lens together. The images on the wall of light and shadow are even more dazzling, and the picture advances from all angles, as if thousands of invisible desires are projected from all directions, firmly locked between Wu Ming's eyebrows.

At this moment, Wu Ming has admired Joao's planning methods so much!

Not to mention whether this bureau can really reveal any truth, at least it is designed invisibly, every step comes logically, without traces, in addition to grasping the characteristics of individual individuals with extraordinary accuracy, but also cleverly taking advantage of the blind obedience psychology of the public, and introducing the development of the whole situation into the direction he expects.

In this sense, Joao is indeed a rare talent, and the most suitable profession for him is not a war correspondent or an event planner, he is more like an experienced conspirator, and the most important thing to do is to give up everything he has at the moment and devote himself to politics. Minister Graça went to compete for the next term as Prime Minister of Izle. If you take into account his connections and popular influence, it is not an exaggeration to say that the president of the entire coalition has a good chance of winning.

Captain Igur had probably realized that he could no longer turn the situation around, and completely gave up his efforts, and just walked back to the rostrum step by step with a blushing face, and the next action was undoubtedly a major modification of the original plan.

And Wu Ming still stood indifferently in place, accepting the joint torture of more than 100 cameras, and also accepting the more than a billion pairs behind the camera, or questioning, or disdainful, or indifferent, or sympathetic...... The eyes burn together.

It's a brief blank space of a cooperative nature.

Joao's various means have mobilized the atmosphere to a crest, only a line away from the absolute high tide, and Wu Ming wants Joao's near-perfect performance to finally achieve perfection. So he needed to pause in order to raise the key of the whole piece even more.

But that pause must also be mastered just right, and there must not be any superficial expressions, such as confidence, such as hesitation, such as gnashing of teeth......

The soldiers were so quiet that they didn't even dare to breathe any more. Although they had already anticipated what decision the Holy Son in front of them was about to make, before that decision was finally spoken, they all had to pinch the sweat in their palms, as if the expected result would be changed if they were a little relieved.

In fact, at the same moment, the whole world remained quiet.

From Tokyo's Ginza promenade when it is busy with workers, to the Champs-Élysées when it is about to take a lunch break, to New York's Times Square, where nightlife has just come to an end...... In every corner of the world, people have stopped all their activities, or watched portable projectors, or gathered under remediated holographic billboards, or sat in front of an old-fashioned television screen, holding their breath, quietly waiting for the yellow-skinned young face to say what they wanted to hear.

Finally, at the right time, Wu Ming smiled, and that smile seemed to have the magic power to make the whole world breathe a sigh of relief.

"There's a point I need to correct." Wu Ming said in a calm tone, "For the past five minutes, Sergeant Durian has been keeping a distance of about fifty centimeters from me, and during this time, I have not smelled any peculiar smell, so the assertion that our legendary soldier suffers from some kind of digestive disease should be understood as a miscommunication. ”

Compared with Joao, who was born in a professional class, Wu Ming's voice is not infectious, and his tone is not subdued enough, but it takes advantage of being easy to get close to, and the entry point is more civilian, and because of this, the originally tense atmosphere was easily resolved. The soldiers furrowed their brows, and the pedestrians, who had stood still on the other side of the world, also took a new step.

"I'm standing here, and I don't want to talk to myself." Wu Ming slowly moved his gaze to Durian's face, "I hope to be responding, because only in this way can I show my respect to the proud legendary hero." So, Sergeant Dorian, may I hear your request again? ”

There was finally a hint of satisfaction in the big man's eyes, but it wasn't enough to make him retract all his contempt. He raised his chin demonstratively to Captain Igur and snorted softly, his thick arms pointing powerfully at the valley behind him.

"There, this is the zombie lair that we are about to capture in this 'Storm Attack' operation!" His eyes widened, and he announced loudly, "According to the operation arrangement, each of our soldiers participating in the operation will be assigned a zombie detection radar to count the number of enemies killed by each of our soldiers. And I, Sergeant of the 3rd Special Operations Brigade of the Union Army, Dorian? Henderson, I would like to ask you, Wu Ming, the Holy Son who has been passed down by word of mouth, to gamble on the Silver Cross that I wear on my chest, and I hope you will accept this challenge! ”

"Very good...... Wu Ming nodded approvingly, pointing along Durian's arm, looking into the distance.

The valley is thick with fog, and the strange rocks accompanied by the shadows of the swaying trees all exude a dangerous atmosphere. But a smile appeared on the corner of Wu Ming's mouth again, and this time, the smile finally showed a little confidence.

"I ...... this bet" Wu Ming said word by word, biting every word clearly, "Accept!" ”

In an instant, the whistles rang out, the whole army raised their arms, and the passionate shouts resounded in every corner of the world!