At this moment, a fat man, with a bloated face, and a huge body ran towards Ning Jiusi, and the fat trembled and trembled, it was Pork Rong, his eldest apprentice.

Pork Rong spoke: "Master, when did you promise to help me chase Xiao Qiao?"

Ning Jiusi was helpless, chasing Xiao Qiao? You're so ugly and you still want me to help you pick up a girl? Could it be that Little Joe? Ning Jiusi really couldn't believe all this. However, after going through the motions, Ning Jiusi said lightly: "Did I promise you?"

"Didn't you?"

"Is there one?"

In the end, in order to fool Pork Rong into selling his life, Ning Jiusi agreed to help Pork Rong pick up a girl.

After a series of verifications, Ning Jiusi suddenly discovered that there were Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu in this space. However, it is not Zhou Yu in history, just the same name and surname, Xiao Qiao is a big beauty in Foshan, and Zhou Yu is a big martial artist in Foshan. What's more, Zhou Yu, who was a cheating father, turned out to be the governor of a river in Foshan, his rival. Ning Jiusi wondered, does he have this official position? Gotta kill him!

In order to steal kung fu, survive, and kill this opponent, Ning Jiusi still guided him with all his might. For an old-fashioned person like Ning Jiusi to guide himself, Pork Rong was very moved. With Ning Jiusi's guidance, Pork Rong secretly came to Xiao Qiao's window alone.

Pork Rong took off half of her upper clothes, with a sunflower on her head, holding the guqin, Pork Rong began to play and sing: "Good spring, it's better to dream", this is Ning Jiusi taught her pickled girl strategy one, shameless, conquer the opponent from talent.

Hearing the sound of pork Rong's piano, Xiao Qiao felt very puzzled, in the territory of the Metropolitan Governor, there would be someone singing here, and he couldn't help but poke his head out. In front of him was a big fat man with a half-naked upper body, a flower inserted, and a fat body.

I saw Pork Rong constantly playing and singing, and his voice was so beautiful. I have to say that although Pork Rong is fat and ugly, he can still sing well. Seeing Xiao Qiao showing his head, his delicate face and gentle little eyes made him stunned!

Leaving a good impression, Pork Rong leaves, and the next day, he comes to Xiao Qiao's window again, however, this time he brings paper and pen. Pork Rong gently spread the paper, gently grinding the ink, looking like a literary and artistic young man, it was really difficult for him.

Seeing Xiao Qiao show his head again, Pork Rong said gently: "Miss, it's too windy here, can you help me press it?"

Seeing Pork Rong's pure and sincere eyes, Xiao Qiao nodded slowly. Walking out, pacing, a white dress, black hair flying in the wind. Qianqianyu's hand gently smoothed her hair, and she smiled, seeing that Pork Rong was a little stupid!

Looking at the pork's stunned appearance, Xiao Qiao blushed and said, "What are you looking at?"

Pork Rong came back to his senses and said with a smile: "Naturally, it is to see the face of the young lady."

Xiao Qiao said slightly: "You are really funny to talk about!"

Immediately, the paper unfolded, Xiao Qiao pressed on the paper, and Pork Rong wrote a row of words crookedly, and Xiao Qiao read it slowly:

A flowering tree

How to make you meet me

In my most beautiful moments

for this

I have been praying before the Buddha for 500 years

Pray to the Buddha for us to form a relationship with the earth

The Buddha turned me into a tree

Grow by the side of the road where you must pass

Under the sun

It is full of flowers carefully

The flowers are the hope of my past life

When you approach

Please listen carefully

That trembling leaf

It's the enthusiasm I was waiting for

And when you finally walk through in defiance

He who fell to the ground behind you

Friends

That's not petals

That's my withered heart

Reading the last sentence, Xiao Qiao's heart trembled! It is easy to understand without distorting feelings, and there is love with sadness in beauty. This man is so talented! Little Joe sighed! However, Xiao Qiao was puzzled how he had never seen this kind of poem format.

Obviously seeing Xiao Qiao's doubts, Pork Rong smiled slightly: "No, the format of this poem is exactly the original", hearing Pork Rong's words, Xiao Qiao was stunned! She is a well-read poetry person, and of course knows how easy it is to create a format for poetry.

Seeing that Xiao Qiao didn't speak, Pork Rong got up and said elegantly: "Xiaosheng Wu Shirong, this poem will be given to the girl, and I will say goodbye."

In the evening, when Zhou Yu was eating, he saw that Xiao Qiao had been in a daze, and said with concern: "Qiaoqiao, do you have anything on your mind?" , Xiao Qiao shook his head and said: "No, no!" , Zhou Yu ate suspiciously.

The next day, Pork Rong still came to Xiao Qiao's window, only to see Pork Rong's clothes in tatters, with holes in his clothes and pants, and wearing a hat that Xiao Qiao didn't know the style. Looking at Xiao Qiao, Pork Rong smiled.

Then Pork Rong stood upright and sang a song in his mouth: "The first time is forced, the first time is forced!" , kept moving his dance steps, and Xiao Qiao was dazzled, and what Pork Rong was dancing now was the space step that Ning Jiusi passed on to him.

The hand is inserted, the heel is raised, the back is moved, the turn is kept turning, and the whole body is shaking mechanically.

"Rubbing, rubbing, it's the devil's pace, the devil's pace", Pork Rong's song slowly floated out. Yes, Pork Rong is really the devil's pace now, the precise operation, and the elegant positioning, Xiao Qiao is stupid!

Seeing that Xiao Qiao didn't give himself a hug, Pork Rong was very puzzled, isn't it? Wasn't she fascinated by her handsome appearance, for Pork Rong's shamelessness, Ning Jiusi just said, you can become a teacher!

found Ning Jiusi, Pork Rong continued to ask Ning Jiusi for a girl pickle strategy, Pork Rong said depressedly: "Master, it seems that your pickle girl strategy has no effect, isn't it?"

Ning Jiusi refused, "The master told you a long time ago, pickles can only be shameless, you dare to doubt the master, it seems that you can only use a killer trick to start the ultimate pickle girl strategy"

Pork Rong asked curiously: "Master, I'm too shameless!" But it's useless! What is the Ultimate Raider"

Ning Jiusi said indifferently: "I want you to die three thousand!"

It's so scary

Get Ning Jiusi's ultimate strategy, I want you to die three thousand, early in the morning, before Zhou Yu went to train his apprentices, Pork Rong came to Xiao Qiao's window, took out the guqin and began to play and sing: "Good spring, it's better to dream"

Seeing Pork Rong, Zhou Yu said coldly: "What are you doing here?"

Pork Rong smiled slightly: "Zhou Yu Xiaoer, I know that you have always disobeyed me, jealous that I am smarter than you, more handsome than you, dare to stare at me, try another one!" , If Ning Jiusi is there, he can only say that he is too shameless, and he has the guts.

Hearing Pork Rong's words, Zhou Yu's eyes straightened with anger, and he roared: "Don't deceive people too much!"

Pork Rong smiled lewdly: "How to deceive you!"

"Fight!"

A table was unfolded, and there was a piece of paper on it, on which were black and white chess, looking at Xiao Qiao standing aside, Pork Rong was secretly distressed, arched his hand, and said: "Please!"

Luozi, playing chess, for playing chess, Zhou Yu can't play pork Rong, because there is a thing called master. For Ning Jiusi, there is a thing called a computer, so Ning Jiusi and Pork Rong are true.

In the first game, Zhou Yu failed, and in the sixth game, Zhou Yu failed. After failing countless times in a row, looking at Zhou Yu, Pork Rong said lightly: "Forget it!" You're too ugly and your martial arts skills are poor, I'm embarrassed to bully you anymore! ”

Hearing Pork Rong's words, Zhou Yu gritted his teeth angrily and snorted angrily: "Pork Rong, you are too shameless and too deceitful, I will fight with you!"

Hearing Zhou Yu's words, Pork Rong laughed: "You are ugly and unstylish, originally, I disdain to compete with you, but today, Miss Xiao Qiao is here, I will let you lose convincingly"

Hearing Pork Rong's words, Xiao Qiao felt his face flush and burn.

Hearing Pork Rong humiliate himself like this, Zhou Yu was so angry that he sweated, rushed over, and smashed Pork Rong with a punch, seeing this powerful punch, Pork Rong felt a little empty, after all, this is one of the martial artists in Foshan.

However, Zhou Yu's movements gradually slowed down, and Pork Rong took the opportunity to kick out, with Zhou Yu's usual strength, it was naturally very simple to dodge, but today he had no strength and was kicked in the stomach by Pork Rong.

"Bang"

Zhou Yu fell to the floor, and Pork Rong went up and kicked it for a while, and finally, he was tired of kicking! Pork Rong stopped and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be so weak and vulnerable, you are really not a man!"

Zhou Yu bled and said: "You, if I don't have the strength, you won't be enough for me to fight ten!"

Pork Rong said lightly: "If you lose, you lose, so why make excuses?" There is a thing called sweat medicine.

Looking at Zhou Yu lying on the ground in embarrassment, the tall and mighty image in Xiao Qiao's heart collapsed. Looking at the majesty of Pork Rong, Xiao Qiao was fascinated.

On the sixth day, Pork Rong came to Little Joe's room.

Pork Rong is strong and majestic, and empathetic, and can write poems and dance, after a series of teasing, Pork Rong won Xiao Qiao, Pork Rong hugged Xiao Qiao, who was as beautiful as a flower, and said gently: "Little Qiaoqiao, you are so beautiful!" Kiss one"

Xiao Qiao said shyly: "It's bad!"

On the seventh day, because of the rain, Zhou Yu came back early! He quietly came back to the room, wanting to surprise Xiao Qiao, but unexpectedly, he heard some strange sounds.

At this time, Zhou Yu walked in, looked at the two people lying on the bed, spit out a mouthful of blood, and roared: "Good you pork Rong, good you Xiao Qiao, you slut", because he was afraid of Ning Jiusi, Zhou Yu gave up on this matter. Viciously said to Pork Rong: "Don't let me see you again"

Xiao Qiao was startled and wanted to break free from Pork Rong's embrace, but he didn't expect Pork Rong to let go, knowing that Zhou Yu didn't dare to do it, Pork Rong slowly put on his clothes and kissed Xiao Qiao: "Beauty, your lips are so sweet"

Turning his head, he smiled at Zhou Yu: "I'm a bit cheap, who made me too handsome and versatile?" No way, if you are handsome, God is jealous. I also have a shortcoming, I like to see others grit their teeth at me but can't do anything about me", hey! It's so shameless!

Hearing Pork Rong's words, Zhou Yu clenched his fists and released them again.

On the eighth day, Zhou Yu came back from the martial arts competition, and originally wanted to celebrate with Xiao Qiao, but unexpectedly, Pork Rong climbed into Xiao Qiao's bed again, and Zhou Yu spit out a mouthful of blood. Clenching his fists, Zhou Yu told himself to endure it again.

Seeing Zhou Yu squirting out a mouthful of blood, Pork Rong said with concern: "Why are you so angry, being angry is not good for your health, besides!" You're spurting blood everywhere, and my dear Jo'er won't be able to clean up when the time comes."

"Poof"

Zhou Yu fell straight upright, and a generation of martial artist Zhou Yu died of anger. Two days later, after discovering that Pork Rong did not have real talents, Xiao Qiao left Pork Rong. Pork Rong was naturally sad, grief-stricken, almost wanted to die, and was persuaded by Ning Jiusi to come back.

Since then, Pork Rong has been dead set on Ning Jiusi. Ning Jiusi sighed secretly, it was in vain that he had spent so much effort and finally killed Zhou Yu! As long as there are people with martial arts higher than his own, Ning Jiusi is not at ease.

Looking at the beach, Ning Jiusi slowly fell into a daze