Chapter 0036: The Goddess of Wit
Fang Yan almost turned his back on his breath, and his eyes almost popped out.
"Break the meal!"
He kicked his calf, jumped up on the spot like a chicken, and the first thing he did when he got up was to put his fingers in his throat and slash at them desperately:
"Gash ~ Gash Ga ...... ...... vomit"
"Boss, you're not going to swallow it, are you?" Er Zhu swallowed a mouthful of saliva vigorously, his Adam's apple rolled violently, and he thought that he had swallowed the jade bead, just thinking about it, his back was cold.
Fang Yan didn't answer, he was still frantically picking and spitting, using all kinds of means, and he sent a punch to his stomach.
"Hey, are you alright?" Qin Shuang suddenly felt bad, and hurriedly rushed over to help, and apologized while helping him pat his back: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”
Fang Yan's face turned pale: "It's over, I feel that my stomach is frozen, I can't squirm, I can't vomit!" ”
Hearing this, the audience in the live broadcast room all gasped.
These anchors can really make trouble, wave after wave, wave after wave!
[The anchor blew up]
[I can't stand it, you Yandi Cai's feet! ] (Powder)
[Shuang'er, are you going to murder your husband? 】
[Hey? 120? We have someone on our side who is in dire need of seppuku. 】
[Is this the rhythm of seppuku killing yourself in minutes? 】
[I feel sorry for my king, even if I don't want to hand it over to the country, there is no need to swallow it]
[An anchor found Kuanggu Baoyu, unwilling to hand it over to the state, and maliciously swallowed it alone! ] 【Exclusive Swallow 666】
[Hey, Emperor Yan, are you okay? [This time it's really going to die]
[The anchor holds on, wait for the people above to come to the rescue]
[It's too bad now, the relay can't be connected] [How long will it take for the jade to return to room temperature? Anchor, you hold on]
……
According to Jin Sanshi's speculation, it takes 5~10 minutes for this ice corpse jade to return to normal temperature.
Originally, as long as Fang Yan and Qin Shuang continued to relay back and forth, they could barely hold out until the moment of victory. This is good, Fang Yan swallowed everyone's hope in one bite.
People who have had stomach problems know that the stomach is a sensitive organ, a fragile organ, not to mention stomach pain and stomach ulcers.
What's more, what Fang Yan swallowed was a thousand-year-old ice corpse jade?
He was still resisting stubbornly, leaning over his body, allowing the heat of his upper body to concentrate on his chest and abdomen, supporting his body with the last trace of will.
There was a warm current from the dragon-seeking ancient coin on his chest, but it was a drop in the bucket.
In the sweltering ghost kiln, the ancient coins conveyed the coolness sent by the audience to him; At this time, it conveys a warm feeling of impatience.
But these two barrage protectors were lost on the word "quantity", and the audience for the internal test was really too few......
"Fang Yan? Fang Yan? Hold on, don't sleep, don't close your eyes! Bastard, you hold me up, bastard. ”
Seeing that the good brother was in unbearable pain, and his face was like ashes, Lin Fatzi's tone actually brought out a trace of crying.
"There are fewer audiences, there are fewer audiences! That's right, it should be that there are fewer audiences, a little less......"
Haixin tried to calm himself down, but he still couldn't control his trembling tone.
She used VR to see Fang Yan's face clearly at close range, she was very worried, Fang Yan was about to die.
He's real...... It's going to be gone.
"Can you temporarily put the live content of the closed beta on the platform?" Haixin turned to the staff in the tent and asked.
This tomb robbery internal test is confidential, and it can't be known to too many people in the outside world for the time being. Especially in Yisuo's platform strategic plan, he did not plan to announce this item too early, so as not to malice competition among peers, but I am afraid that other platforms will also follow suit and engage in tomb robbery live broadcasts.
Several key personnel shook their heads: "This internal test is encrypted, if you want to release it, you can, we need to contact the technical staff, it is estimated that it will take half an hour to get it." ”
"No, half an hour is too long. Now that there are too few viewers, what should I do? There are too few audiences, too few......" Haixin was too nervous, trembling and repeating the chanting, while taking out his mobile phone and connecting to the wireless network.
I can't care so much, people's lives are at stake, and leaks will leak secrets!
"If it's a fault, I'll bear it myself!"
She took off her VR eyes, turned her head sharply and shouted, "Ling'er, turn on your tablet and watch the normal version of the live broadcast." ”
"Ah......h Good. ”
Jin Ling'er was even more nervous than Haixin, she didn't understand what the senior sister planned to do, she just followed the instructions, and her intuition told her that the senior sister seemed to have a way to save her.
She used her iPad to log in to the invitation code of the beta audience and enter the live broadcast room.
When Yisuo was planning this closed beta, he worked out two versions of the viewing method, the old style and VR.
After all, VR equipment has not yet become popular, and when the live broadcast of tomb robbery on Genesis TV is officially launched, more than 70% of the audience will definitely watch the old-fashioned live broadcast.
The iPad's screen quickly captures a 45-degree view of the underground shaft, and it doesn't have a panoramic view, only the view of the Hydra's middle head.
Haixin on the side is also making preparations intensively.
She actually opened her own Genesis TV live broadcast room!
A few days ago, Yisuo had already spent a lot of money to let the media release a blockbuster news:
"No Accident - The First Sister of the Live Broadcast "Sea Goddess" Enters Genesis TV!! 》。
Major media outlets are writing reports speculating on the authenticity and purpose of Haixin's job hopping. However, Haixin has not been broadcast in Genesis in the past few days, so whether this blockbuster news is true or not is still attracting attention in the industry.
But at 5:23:48 p.m. today, the creation debut of the goddess of the sea - officially launched!
"Outdoor live broadcast: the filming site of the movie "Touching the Golden Emperor"."
Her delicate fingertips rained down on the touchscreen, improvised a plausible room title.
After the preparation was completed, she immediately pointed the camera of her mobile phone at Jin Ling'er's tablet to complete an impromptu broadcast.
"Hookup?" Jin Ling'er's eyes lit up, her hands were folded, and she was so moved that she was about to cry, "Senior sister, you are so smart." ”
Wit is witty, but when it comes to the new platform, Haixin's fan attention base is 0, resulting in no one coming in to watch after the live broadcast started.
"What should I do, if only I knew that I would have a trial broadcast a few days ago." Haixin regretted it to the extreme, if in the past, less than a minute after her live broadcast opened, tens of thousands of fans' mobile phones received push messages, and in less than ten minutes, there were 100,000 viewers in the live broadcast room.
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At the same time, in the office of the operation department of Genesis TV, a young employee suddenly saw a light in his eyes:
"What is this?"
"This new streamer is...... A sister? ”
"Stupid, do you need to ask? Didn't you see that her profile showed a star anchor signed by Diamond? ”
"It seems that there has been a greeting from above, and the newly signed batch of tomb robber anchors must go all out, especially the premiere, which must be full of popularity."
"Hurry, hurry! Let the art team put out the goddess poster prepared before, and hurry up to give the first sister a homepage big cover. Damn, let's move faster, whoever dares to slack off, will be fired directly tonight! ”