Chapter 22: The World's No. 1 Fool
"Why don't you go find Ren Song's body yet!"
Judge Chen's roar finally brought Sun Qiuhong back to her senses, and she hurriedly ran to the refrigerator next to her, she remembered very well that when she came over in the morning, she saw Ren Song lying in the fifth box. hurriedly stepped forward, holding the teapot with one hand, and pumping the cabinet with the other, and shouted in his mouth: "Brother Ren Song is here!" ”
Before the words fell, I heard her say "Ahh There was an exclamation, and at this time, the other people also gathered around, and they had all seen the situation clearly, and the refrigerator was empty, and there were no corpses at all. Seeing this, the girl exclaimed in surprise, "Impossible! I still saw it in the morning! No...... No...... Yes......" The more she spoke, the more scared she became, her voice kept trembling, and she couldn't say a few words in a row, but she couldn't say the rest of the words......
Li Neng, who was standing next to him, glanced inside, and shouted, "It's over...... It's over, there is no corpse, could that kid be cremated? ”
Zhao Jie next to him shook his head and said: "No, we don't have this rule in Luozhong, no matter how the deceased should spend the night, burn some living expenses or something!" ”
"A bunch of fools, you won't be looking in other cabinets! Maybe the people in the crematorium changed the cabinet for him, and Du Leng stood here on a stake? Chen Juan next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded with an impatient face.
As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly woke up, and the most active little girl Sun Qiuhong pulled out all the cabinets next to her as soon as she raised her hand.
"Are you looking for the guy in this cabinet?" The white-clothed female ghost, who had been reading the scriptures on the side, suddenly asked.
"yes, do you know which cabinet he's in?" The little girl on the side hurriedly asked.
The woman holding the scripture in her hand shook her head again and again, "He's not here......" As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stunned and looked at her one after another, and Sun Qiuhong stared at her face even more, for fear of hearing something bad.
But I heard the woman continue: "That guy was just sent in, and he was picked up by a group of white coats, and I heard the leader say that it was a misdiagnosis by the hospital, he is not dead, and he is going to take people back to the hospital!" The leaders of the crematorium also came. ”
"What?" At this time, even Judge Chen changed color, except for the little girl who didn't understand, the other ghosts were as bright as a mirror in their hearts, and their souls were all hooked away, of course they were already dead, even if the most advanced medical equipment was impossible, it was impossible to find life! How will you pick people up?
"What do those white coats look like?" Zhao Jie turned his head and asked the woman.
Holding the scripture in her arms, the woman replied, "I didn't see it clearly, those people scared me, so I hid and only listened to a few words vaguely." ”
"Did you hear from any hospital?" Zhao Jie on the side then asked.
"Nope!" The woman shook her head.
Hearing this, Chen Juan already had a plan in his heart, and it was not an ordinary doctor who scared the ghost! Could it be that what kind of demon is the outer way of the demon that uses the corpse to refine the demon method? frowned at the moment, turned his head to Sun Qiuhong and said, "When I get outside in a while, go ask the people in the crematorium to see which hospital took the body away!" ”
The little girl responded, and hurriedly walked outside, even the copper kettle in the hand did not put down, just walked the morgue, but saw the door at the end of the corridor I don't know when the incense case has been placed, the case also placed a statue of Zhong Kui catching ghosts, there are a lot of people standing outside the door, just met the cleaning aunt out of it, a thin old man wearing a robe, holding a bell in one hand and a sword in the other hand standing behind the incense case and reciting the words: "People die like a lamp goes out, everything is thrown aside, duh, those who go and come come, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, Don't worry about the past! ……”
It was the first time for a girl to see such a scene, and the more she looked at it, the more strange it became, so she wanted to run over to see what was going on. After the incense case, everyone saw it, and they were all panicked, and the sweeping aunt shouted: "Here, here!" Mr. Zhang, what can you do? ”
"Don't panic!" The old man dressed as a Taoist priest answered, it seems that it should be that Mr. Zhang, although he couldn't help comforting everyone, but the panic in his eyes couldn't be hidden, seeing Sun Qiuhong getting closer and closer, the old man's spell was also messy: "People die like lights going out...... What comes and what comes...... Past events...... Heart-to-heart! Ahh This is amazing! Finding that the white-clothed female ghost had walked in front of him, the old Taoist priest screamed, fell to the ground, and immediately turned his back on his breath.
In front of the door of the hallway, there was chaos......
With all her strength, the little girl finally explained to everyone the fact that she was not a ghost, but the consequences of telling the truth were very serious, the girl in pajamas was detained in the duty room, if she wasn't a woman, plus the old aunt interceded, it was indispensable to be afraid of being beaten by a stinky beating.
It wasn't until the next morning that the leader of the funeral home arrived, and after a meal of criticism and education and a fine, the matter was finally calmed down. However, the funeral home still did not release people, the little girl made too much trouble this time, that Mr. Zhang was originally Mr. Yin and Yang invited by the gang of people in the mourning hall, I heard that the funeral home was haunted, and came to help. In case there are three long and two short, the crematorium can't afford to be responsible, so the fat curator firmly disagrees with the release.
The little girl begged and confessed her mistakes, and finally the fat curator was relieved and asked her to call the teacher from her school to pick her up. Sun Qiuhong, who had nothing to do, said that she didn't dare to stab this matter into the school, and finally had to call Aunt Liu for help. What made her strange was that Judge Chen's gang suddenly disappeared, if it weren't for the copper kettle in his hand, he really thought it was a hallucination from last night.
But what frustrated the little girl the most was that no matter how she asked, everyone in the crematorium insisted that she had never received a corpse named Ren Song, and the curator didn't believe what she said about "I came to see my friend for the last time", and thought that she was deliberately running to make trouble, and a middle-aged aunt in charge of the reception took out the record book of the past two days for her to find, and said that if there was really a person named Ren Song in the reception record, she would be let go immediately.
By the time Aunt Liu led her out of the funeral home, it was already noon, if it weren't for the fact that she had been living in the neighborhood committee for many years, her kung fu was not low, and I was afraid that she would really not be able to convince the fat curator who was three people wide.
Bringing the girl to the gate of the crematorium, Aunt Liu said with a smile: "You kid, you are too impatient to do things, and the work of breaking feudal superstitions is not something that can be successful overnight, how can you be so brutal!" The ...... surnamed Zhang What Mr. Yin and Yang, it's really wrong to engage in feudal superstition, but you can't ...... You can't pretend to be a ghost to scare people! Haha, it's up to you, a woman, to come up with it! ”
As she spoke, she couldn't help but laugh: "This group of old feudals, they don't lose that old idea for a day, this time it's good, the ghost catcher was scared out of illness by the ghost, which is also a lesson, but a good propaganda material!" But, little girl, let's not make an example, if you want to do this again, I won't help you! ”
"Huh?" When the girl heard this, she knew that Aunt Liu had misunderstood her actions, no wonder she had been arguing with the curator for a long time just now, and she remembered at this time that it seemed that the neighborhood committee was promoting the elimination of superstitions recently. smiled and was about to say thank you, but Aunt Liu continued: "You, don't dare to mess around like this in the future, fortunately, the current director is me, and when I want to change to our old lady in the neighborhood committee, criticism must be indispensable." ”
Obviously, the aunt in front of her opened the conversation box again, and Sun Qiuhong, who was helpless, could only listen patiently on the side, but saw her continue: "When I was as old as you, I did this, and I completely mixed up other people's funeral banquets, and I was trained by the old lady, and I didn't even drink saliva for two hours." However, you girl is too stupid, you must think of an excuse to do this kind of thing first, even if you are caught, there is a reason, look at you, it's pure blindness, the dead in the crematorium are registered, you actually make up a name, thinking that people can't find out? ”
"Nonsense?" This time the girl was really confused.
"Isn't it!" Director Liu, who had completely entered the working state, said with a serious face: "Xiao Sun, although your intentions are good, but ...... We must seek truth from facts, especially you young people, and don't talk irresponsibly...... Let's just talk about the reason you told the curator this time, to see your friend Ren Song for the last time? Allow...... Pine? Finally, she repeated the name in an accent.
Looking at the ignorant girl, the middle-aged woman shook her head, raised her hand to support the glasses leg next to her ear before continuing: "You woman, how can you make fun of your Aunt Ren's child?" I heard that the baby was sick, and yesterday his mother told me that the condition had worsened again and that he was going to be transferred to the provincial capital. If that old lady really knows that you are making such a joke in the name of his son, she will not have to fight with you, she is the most superstitious of these gods and ghosts. ”
"Turn ...... Transfer? The little girl with a puzzled face asked a little timidly, she didn't understand what happened to Aunt Liu on the other side, I remember telling myself yesterday that the kid of the Ren family had just died, and the upstairs was weird, and today she changed her words to say what to transfer to the hospital, and carefully looked at the middle-aged woman opposite, and saw that she looked natural, not like a fake, and the girl was even more confused, this Aunt Liu...... What's going on?
Seeing that the little girl looked uncertain, Aunt Liu pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose with her hand, and said with some surprise: "Yes, when my mother told me yesterday, you were also there, didn't you also inquire about the address, the Second People's Hospital in the provincial capital, I remember it very clearly, you won't forget, right?" ”
Hearing Aunt Liu's words, Sun Qiuhong was completely messy, and it took a long time to say, "But, I clearly remember that Brother Ren Song died yesterday?" ”
"This woman, there won't be anything wrong with her, right?" Aunt Liu, who was opposite, said in surprise, put a hand on the girl's forehead, and then said strangely: "I don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?" Looking at the girl, her eyes were already suspicious, and then she asked, "Xiao Sun, you haven't encountered anything recently, have you?" Is it too mentally stressful? ”
"No...... No" The panicked girl hurriedly explained: "Maybe I haven't rested well recently, I always have nightmares, and I take the things in my dreams seriously......" After speaking, she hurriedly made a smile, for fear of being regarded as mentally ill by Aunt Liu.
"You stupid boy!" After listening to her words, Aunt Liu finally breathed a sigh of relief, scolded with a smile, and said again: "Let's go, it's almost noon now, let's go eat first, and then send you back to school!" ”
"No need, Aunt Liu, I'll go back to school to report first, I didn't ask for leave in the morning, it's bad to be found!" The girl casually lied again, and without waiting for the middle-aged woman to say more, she ran to the bus stop on the side of the road.
By the time Sun Qiuhong got rid of Aunt Liu's preaching, it was already after two o'clock in the afternoon, chattering all the way on the bus, and continuing to criticize when she got home, until she got rid of this broken-mouthed aunt under the pretext of going to school. But the little girl also figured out one thing, almost all the neighbors who knew Ren Song, including Brother Liu, who helped pull Ren Song to the crematorium yesterday, now said in unison that the young man was just seriously ill, and his mother had transferred him to the hospital, and he was not dead at all......
In order to confirm his statement, Ren Song also deliberately asked the girl to help run to the two uncles' houses, but the two families also said the same, and the eldest uncle also said that the hospital in the provincial capital was contacted by him, which was absolutely right.
Hearing everyone say this, Sun Qiuhong had no idea in her heart, found a secluded alley, and when she saw that there was no one around, she raised the teapot again and asked, "Brother Ren Song, are you dead at the bottom?" What's going on? From yesterday until now, the teapot has never left her right hand.
"Hehe......" in the teapot, listening to the feelings outside. Ren Song couldn't help but smile bitterly at this time: "It's dead...... Not dead...... I don't know ...... either."
The girl holding the teapot smiled when she heard this: "I don't even know if you're dead or not, you're really the world's No. 1 fool......" said and chuckled, and didn't wait for Ren Song in the pot to answer, but heard the girl continue: "No matter, even if you say that you are not dead, you were transferred to the Second People's Hospital of the provincial capital, so ...... Let's go to the hospital! As she spoke, the little girl raised her hair firmly: "You must wait for me alive!" ”
"Well, I hope I'm alive!" In the teapot, Ren Song shrugged helplessly and spoke. was locked up in this small copper tea, he was already tired of it, and he couldn't find a way to get out, the little girl outside definitely wouldn't, and he didn't know when he would get out when he was trapped inside.
"Let's go now!" Outside the teapot, the girl did what she said, went straight home and prepared a few changes of clothes, stuffed them into her backpack together with the small copper kettle, put it on her shoulder, and put the bank card for living expenses at home close to her, went out and took a taxi and went straight to the long-distance station......
Just when Sun Qiuhong just got on the long-distance bus to the provincial capital, outside her door, Chen Juan led a group of ghosts to rush over angrily, that bastard Mr. Yin and Yang, where did he get the statue of Zhong Kui catching ghosts, and he actually carried a trace of incense from the Demon Shuai's Mansion, but all the ghosts were summoned by the Demon General, and when the toss was over, it was already the next day!
When I saw the little girl's door locked, all the ghosts were strange, where did this little girl go?