Chapter 43: Thrilling Birthday Banquet (6)
Depend on! Ghosts shouting to catch ghosts? And you like that?
I squeezed my hands hard, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and when I looked closely, the person standing in front of me was indeed not a ghost, it was Jiang Shishi.
I rub! What am I doing?
I hurriedly withdrew my hands, Jiang Shishi also saw my face clearly after making that shout, well, although it was smeared with cream for three points and looked like a ghost for seven points, but it was this image that immediately made her recognize that it was me, and she opened her mouth in surprise: "Ou Ning? ”
I nodded, afraid that she would ask me something, so I asked first: "What about this birthday, your birthday star has always run away first, this is not good!" ”
Jiang Shishi giggled and said: "I'll go wash my face and let them make trouble, and when I find out that I'm gone, I should be in a hurry." ”
I went, I obviously saw a ghost, how could it be Jiang Shishi?
Could it be that this girl has been ghosted?
I immediately dispelled this thought, Jiang Shishi with my paper note, it must not be a ghost.
Although the paper talisman I drew was not as powerful as my grandfather's, it was not something that could be touched lightly.
What happened to that ghost just now?
Jiang Shishi finished laughing, pushed my shoulder and asked, "I haven't asked you yet?" Why did one fall from the sky? Are you chasing your girlfriend? ”
What? Girlfriend? I looked left and right, and replied dumbfounded, "I don't have a girlfriend!" ”
Jiang Shishi immediately bent down and laughed again: "Oh, I'm teasing you, look at your stupidity, learn to be stupid, right?" ”
Damn, this little girl, that's when I understood what she meant.
I realized that I couldn't talk to her here, she seemed to be digging a hole waiting for me to jump into it at any moment.
Besides, since the ghost didn't come down, it must still be in the classroom, no, I have to go up.
That's a terrible ghost, if you go crazy, it will really hurt people's lives.
I was about to turn around and go upstairs, but I was pulled by Jiang Shishi again.
"Let's go, let's go wash your face, look at your face, there's cream everywhere, how greasy!"
I struggled: "I, I'm not tired, I'm going up to Nobita." ”
Jiang Shishi's girl is worthy of being cheerful, she actually hugged my arm and muttered: "What are you looking for Gan Chengxiong, he is not your girlfriend, no, you accompany me to wash my face, I am afraid." ”
Are you afraid? Damn, why didn't you think you were scared when you ran out by yourself just now?
I struggled twice, and said hurriedly: "Let go, let go, let others see that it will be misunderstood." ”
Jiang Shishi pursed her lips and began to play with the eldest lady's temper: "If you don't let go, I want you to accompany me to wash my face, for fear of misunderstanding?" Have you forgotten where you touched me just now? If you don't come with me, I'll go back and tell me what you've just done. ”
I panicked: "I, I didn't touch you anywhere!" ”
Jiang Shishi stretched out a white finger and pointed at me and said, "Okay, play a scoundrel, right?" ”
Then she pointed to her slightly bulging chest and said, "This, you just touched this, forgot?" What do you think? Soft, right? ”
I swallowed my saliva and lowered my head, anyway, Nobita's kid still has my spell card in his hand, and we will come back after washing, so there shouldn't be any problems.
"Come on, I was wrong, can't I accompany you to wash your face?"
I surrender.
Jiang Shishi proudly grabbed my arm, as if she was afraid that I would run away, and pulled me towards the faucet.
I leaned over as I walked, trying to keep a certain distance from her, but what if I kept my distance?
People are holding my arm, and the little waist bar is constantly grinding and grinding on my arm, which makes me feel ape.
Oh, my God! In the middle of the night, if anyone sees the lonely man and widow, then I can't tell if I have a hundred mouths.
"That, that, classmate Jiang Shishi."
"Huh?"
Jiang Shishi glanced at me, and the big watery eyes flickered, making me want to take a second look.
As the old saying goes, look at the knight right away, and look at the beauty under the moon, and I know what it means today.
At night, the sky is dark, and the shortcomings of the people's faces are covered by the night, and the rest is beautiful.
Let's just say this Jiang Shishi, according to my opinion, her appearance can only be said to be slightly beautiful and outstanding.
But if you look at it under this moonlight, you can be regarded as a shy flower of the closed moon.
However, I have been cultivating for many years, and you are a sinking fish and a goose, and I also look at my nose, nose, mouth, and heart, and my heart is like stopping water.
After silently reciting the heart mantra, I stretched out two fingers and pointed at Jiang Shishi's arm that held me tightly and said, "That, men and women don't kiss, so it's not good for others to see it, especially if it's still in the middle of the night." ”
I quite thought that what I was talking about was awe-inspiring and full of the feeling of a moral guardian.
I didn't expect Jiang Shishi to defeat me with one sentence.
She said: "I'm not afraid of a little girl, but you're a big man afraid of a fart?" ”
No way! What do you want me to say?
People even burst into foul language, what do you want me to say?
I could only act like a thief, let her pull me to the toilet door, just hoping to wash my face so that I could go back, but not to make any more mistakes.
But when I walked to the faucet, I cried completely.
Who was the first to utter the phrase "the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment"?
What a pit daddy.
The water was flowing, and I quickly threw water on my face, but Jiang Shishi pulled my arm and said, "I want to go to the toilet." ”
I didn't tilt my head: "If you want to go to the toilet, you can go, male left and female right, is it possible that you have been studying here for three years and still don't know the door?" ”
"I'm scared ......"
I'm messy again, and I realize that I shouldn't have come to this birthday party today, it's just a mouse licking a cat, and I'm looking for excitement.
I clicked my eyes a few times: "What do you mean?" Do you still want me to be a big man to accompany you to the women's bathroom? I can't do that. ”
Jiang Shishi's little face suddenly became aggrieved: "Then, I'll go in, and you have to wait for me outside." ”
I breathed a sigh of relief, isn't it just a matter of waiting, as a man, you must be responsible at this time.
"Okay, hurry up."
Jiang Shishi cautiously walked towards the women's toilet, and looked back at me as she walked: "You, you are waiting here, don't go away!" ”
Are you so scared?
I nodded, "Just hurry up." ”
Jiang Shishi walked in.
It's quiet around, and the silence makes me anxious, Nobita, nothing will happen to them, right?
For some reason, such an idea suddenly popped into me, and my heart became more and more urgent.
I heard the sound of Jiang Shishi's little leather shoes stepping on the concrete floor of the toilet, then a 'rustling' sound, followed by the sound of 'rustling' water......
Then, there was a scream......
"Ah......h