At dinner, my mother in order to reward me for being drunk all day long, so I fried a few more dishes, I went downstairs to buy beer from Lao Qian's shop, the strange thing is that his family only sells Harbin ice alcohol, Qingdao gold standard alcohol and snowflakes "brave the world", no other beer. Since this small shop is downstairs from my house, I don't bother to go to another house, so I asked for a few bottles of snowflakes.

Uncle Qian brought me wine and said, "Tian Qi, one day, I will also help Uncle Qian get a Buddha card that can be transferred, and it is best to be able to transfer shares." I have nearly 80,000 yuan in the stock market, and if I cut the meat now, I won't even be able to get 35,000, which is too much of a loss! "I promised again and again, saying that there are a few genuine cards at home, and they are not expensive, 1,800 yuan, and they are guaranteed to be blessed by the Thai temple Longpo.

Uncle Qian said: "I heard that the effect of the yin card is better than the real card? ”

"How do you know?" I asked.

Uncle Qian smiled: "Doesn't my daughter always go to Taobao to buy things, she told me." "I thought to myself that the almighty Taobao is really powerful, and even the uncle of the store knows that the Thai Buddha card is divided into positive and yin. I briefly told him about the difference between yin and the real card, and he was obviously frightened by what I said about "yin spirit" and "ghost", and seemed to be a little withdrawn.

At this time, a young man came in to buy cigarettes and asked for a soft Marlboro, Uncle Qian took a box of red ones, the guy didn't want them, Uncle Qian changed the box of white ones again, and the guy said, "I want a green box of soft Wan." ”

Uncle Qian glared at him and shouted, "No! ”

The guy was stunned for a few seconds before exiting the store. I was scared of me, so I asked him what was going on. Uncle Qian said angrily: "My stock is falling every day, the market is green, he comes in and asks for a green box of soft-pack Marlboro, do you say this stock can still rise?" ”

I couldn't cry or laugh: "You can't blame people, don't you sell green boxes of cigarettes in this store?" ”

"Don't talk about the green box of cigarettes, there's nothing green!" Uncle Qian said angrily, "I don't believe you can find it yourself." I didn't believe it, so I looked around and was surprised to find that there were no products in his store that were mainly packaged in green. It's no wonder that only Harbin Ice Alcohol, Qingdao Gold Label Mellow and Snow Flower "Brave the World" are sold here, because the packaging of these three beers is golden. In addition, he does not have Sprite, Green Arrow Chewing Gum or Niulanshan Erguotou Baijiu in his store, because it is also green. And Red Bull, Coca-Cola, Double Happiness and other products are placed in the most eye-catching position.

I was speechless, laughing and taking my beer home.

A few days later, I went out to meet netizens, and when I came back, I passed by a university, and when I saw the name, I felt familiar, and suddenly remembered what Ms. Ma said to me before, this is the university where she works. A strong curiosity drove me to suddenly want to visit the school and ask about Ms. Ma's situation by the way.

I was about to call a reporter in Shenyang when I saw many male and female students coming out of the campus, and some of them walked into the fast-food restaurant across the street from the school. I hurriedly followed into the store, and there were several girls chatting happily, and I took out my diary and pen from my bag and sat down next to them in order to pretend to be like.

These girls were stunned, I hurriedly explained my intention, claiming to be a writer, and I was preparing to create a more strange character, I don't know if you know such a person around you. Several girls were very excited: "You are a writer, so what do you write, is youth pure love romance?" "Can you write me as a heroine?"

I had to say yes, and a girl thought about it and said, "If you want to talk about the strange people in our school, except for the principal, there is only Teacher Ma." ”

I hurriedly asked, "Is it Mr. Ma XX?" ”

"Yes, yes, how do you know each other?" A female interface.

I laughed: "My neighbor's guy also attends this school, he told me, but he didn't go into too much detail. ”

Several girls laughed at each other, and one girl said, "This Teacher Ma is so interesting, her departure is definitely a great loss to our school!" I hurriedly asked why, and she said: "Teacher Ma is simply the king of golden sentences, every word she says can make people angry to death, or laugh to death." We had to listen to her when she was in class, which was more interesting than Zhao Benshan. ”

I wondered: "As for it? ”

Another girl smiled and said, "What do you think, in that class, I don't know how to talk about cars, and some students asked her what kind of car her family was, and she said it was an electric car." Immediately after that, the famous saying that "those who drive cars are poor people who aspire to become rich, and only those who can really enjoy life can ride electric cars" exploded at the time. ”

Another girl said: "She has a habit of never going to the hospital when she is sick, saying that the hospital is too dark, she always looks up information on the Internet and buys medicine by herself." Once I had pelvic inflammatory disease, and I couldn't straighten my waist and didn't go to the hospital, so I took medicine for a month. Someone asked why she didn't go to the hospital, and she said that if she had gone to the hospital, she would have died in it. ”

I couldn't stop laughing, and the third girl rushed to say, "What is this?" You forget, her most classic is that class. Talking about what is success learning, Mr. Ma said, you look at me is equivalent to seeing success learning, I have been successful since I was a child, I will tell you my life trajectory in a while, I hope you can be the same as me. ”

A few girls were chatting and laughing, and I pretended to write it in my notebook, but I couldn't tell what I felt. I asked again, "Is this Teacher Ma in school?" I wanted to interview her. ”

The girl said: "I was dismissed a long time ago, and the grading exam was handed in with a blank paper, and it must have been rectified by Teacher Bai." ”

"Who is Mr. Bai?" I hurriedly asked.

The girl said, "I am in an office with Mr. Ma, and the two of us are sitting opposite. It is said that once a few teachers chatted about preparing for pregnancy, and several teachers who were not pregnant taught each other how to successfully get pregnant, but Mr. Ma came to a sentence of 'Don't force it if you don't have a child in your life, some people still do what people teach, test tubes, what's the use, life is predestined, there should be no children, you have to have it, even if you really have it, you have to flow'. ”

I smiled: "That Teacher Bai must have been trying to get pregnant for many years and didn't succeed, right?" ”

The girl was surprised: "How do you know?" Teacher Bai has been preparing for pregnancy for three years, and has taught it twice, each time when the fetus stopped at two months, and he was about to go to IVF, and everyone in the school knew about it. ”

Another girl said: "Anyway, she offended Teacher Bai, otherwise how could she hand in the white papers?" Although Mr. Ma is annoying, he is definitely a top student, and he is a good hand at exams. ”

I left the fast food restaurant and lay in bed at home, thinking that people like Ms. Ma are indeed rare, she said that she is popular, and everyone is willing to talk to her, in fact, it is not how good she is, but everyone treats her as a pistachio and a joke, teasing her. It's like a fool in your alley, who calls him dad when he sees him, and everyone is willing to talk to him, including you, in fact, just to have fun.

If you want to say that this kind of person is annoying, in fact, their husband and wife are quite pitiful, but poor people must have something to hate, Ms. Ma's tragedy is all caused by herself, she has been living in a world that she imagined, and she feels good.

I don't know why, I suddenly had the idea of helping Ms. Ma, and I couldn't stand seeing her just living like a joke in the eyes of others. But for a while, I couldn't think of any way to help her get out of this situation. As soon as I called Fang Gang and told him about the situation, this guy began to teach me a lesson: "You are busy with this kind of all day long in China?" There is no money to be made, and it is time-consuming! No matter what you buy for this kind of person, in the end he will not be satisfied, and he will have to ask you for something. Don't worry about this kind of business, do you have a crush on that female customer surnamed Ma? Beautiful? ”

I smiled wryly: "It's not ugly, but it's not the type I like." I just pity people like her, who can't be treated as a joke all the time. ”

Fang Gang snorted: "How did I not know that you had become so compassionate, why didn't you think like this when you made money before?" Hurry up and contact more businesses that can make money, now it's not as easy to make money as in previous years, there are more and more card dealers, take advantage of the mountain to make more money before the mountain, it's serious! Customers like Ms. Ma, except for herself and her husband, don't believe in anyone, and they will definitely get into trouble in the future. Come back to Thailand, I have broken my foot in the past few days and can't go out, you can run to Bangkok for me, and find a white-clothed Master Azan to book a red-eye pie. ”