Chapter 9 The county test is sleeping
saw that the two were chatting happily, Zhu Erdan fell directly drunk on the table, and the judge came to him at this time to relieve Luo Shang and took off Zhu Erdan's shirt. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I saw the judge licking a green face and leaning on Zhu Erdan's chest, cough cough, originally Lu Yu thought that something would happen to the eighteen forbidden pictures, but it turned out that he was too dirty. The judge did not do anything unseemly, but took a knife and disemboweled, took out his intestines, and looked at it carefully.
Lu Yu was also curious, and the idea of rushing in to catch him faded, but instead summoned the [Invisible Bird] to watch the live broadcast on the side.
At this time, the judge was like a delicate craftsman, and he took a knife and scraped it on Zhu Erdan's intestines, and from time to time some filth was scraped out. Zhu Erdan may also feel the discomfort of his body and gradually woke up. I have to say that this person's nerves are also thick enough, seeing this terrifying scene, but he can also relax and fall asleep again under the comfort of the judge, sure enough, what kind of person gets what fruit, what kind of life should be matched with what kind of life!
Through the words of the previous judge, Lu Yu finally knew what they were doing. It turns out that Zhu Erdan has repeatedly failed to succeed, because he doesn't know how to do it, and today the judge will give him a first reason, and tomorrow he will change a heart to lift people, and with the heart of lifting people, then the imperial examination will be easy for him.
Lu Yu, who was listening outside, suddenly moved in his heart, he didn't expect that the Netherworld Mansion still had such a ability! Although Lu Yu has made insurance, double insurance is the safest.
Let the [Invisible Bird] follow the judge, all the way to the Ten Kings Palace, but I didn't expect the judge to go directly to the other space, which made Lu Yu a little stunned.
[Uh, I didn't expect hell to be in another dimension!] I don't have the coordinates and I really can't go. 】
took advantage of the excitement and returned in defeat, Lu Yu ambushed Zhu Erdan's house and planned to capture the judge. On the second day, the judge arrived as promised, and Lu Yu also watched an ancient supernatural version of the heart-swapping operation. After doing this, the judge said goodbye and left, and Lu Yu intercepted the other party on the road.
"Who are you?" Different from the cordiality with Zhu Erdan, the judge saw that everyone else was coldly pointing at Qianfu, and his momentum was compelling.
But Lu Yu is not a mortal, and he has seen a lot of people who are stronger than judges, let alone such a god? Lu Yu, who was unhappy in his heart, didn't talk nonsense with him, and with one move, he expanded the [Elf Realm] to include the judge. The judge, who was still cold-looking, also changed his face at this time, and said in horror: "Where is this, why can't you feel the power of the wishes of all beings and the underworld?" ”
Then he saw the various monsters that were gradually approaching, and his face became even more strange: "Where are you a Taoist priest, it's just a matter of exorcising gods and ghosts, and you dare to form a spiritual realm without authorization to interfere with reincarnation." ”
[It seems that this guy treats my elven world as something else.] 】
Lu Yu didn't know that the judge belonged to the underworld, but there was no such thing as an underworld in the past. In the past, the gods from all over the country formed spiritual realms, built their own divine realms to ensure the safety of one party, and also appeased the ghosts and ghosts. But after Zhang Daoling cut down the mountain and broke the temple, Buddhism and Taoism competed for each god, and now the place of reincarnation of the underworld is guarded by the ten halls of the Taoist Gate Yama and the Bodhisattva of the Pure Land of Hualian, and the rest of the places where the souls are stored are crooked and heretical. And the bad thing is that Lu Yu's elf world does look somewhat similar.
However, even if there was no such thing, Lu Yu did not intend to let go of this judge, and as soon as he waved a few dragons flew over, they were directly turned into pieces in the frightened look of the other party. In fact, because the gods of this year belong to the Imperial Seal, except for a few big gods, the small gods really don't have much ability at all except for some means. According to Lu Yu's estimate, if you put aside the judge's priesthood, then this guy's level is only the level of two stars going up, and as for three stars, it is still a bit hanging.
After the judge's death, his soul directly turned into the elven realm, and his relic, a divine seal. Lu Yu picked it up and turned it twice, it was no different from an ordinary seal in terms of size, but it emitted a burst of blue light, from which you could feel the power of the people's wishes and the power of the incense of all beings. Lu Yu had also felt this, and he was naturally very familiar: "Do you want to try to walk the Divine Way again?" Forget it, let's concentrate on the imperial examination first. ”
With the judge's soul and seal, the coordinates of the natural underworld are also wide open to him. It's just that I don't know how long it will take to go back and forth, and the county test is approaching, Lu Yu has no time to waste, so he can only give up temporarily.
"Good luck boy, I just don't know how long your good luck lasts?" Lu Yu felt familiar when he heard Zhu Erdan's name, and now when he saw the appearance of the judge, he understood that this was the plot of "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", although he didn't remember it very clearly, but he still had an impression.
This Zhu Erdan is also a good fate, and he made friends with the judge and changed his heart, and he was admitted to the exam. By the way, he also changed his ugly wretched wife to a beautiful head. Coincidentally, this beautiful head is still the head of the daughter of a local wealthy family, but she was killed. And although Zhu Erdan was originally arrested by the Wu family, he was protected by the judge, so he was naturally in danger, and even summoned the ghost of the Wu family girl to dream for him to wash away his grievances. This daughter of the Wu family even opened her mouth and said to her parents: "Although my daughter is dead, her head is still alive, I hope I don't have a grudge against Zhu Juren." ”
In the end, Zhu Erdan's wife was recognized as a righteous daughter by the Wu family, and he lived a good life from then on. Although he has been lifting people all his life, he has a worry-free life, and after his death, he became the god of Huashan Mountain. His son is an official to Sima, and his grandson is also a high-ranking official, and he is really rich and noble.
Now that the judge has been killed by Lu Yu, I don't know if this Mr. Zhu can be as rich as the original history?
But in the end, it was calm, Zhu Erdan drank and had fun as usual, and the prefecture did not see any action, and in such an atmosphere, the county test was finally held.
"Ah, it's so boring!!"
After entering the examination room, Lu Yu directly splashed ink and wrote something casually, and he was about to start to get bored. If he submits the paper early, it is too showy, he is already a cheater, so why bother himself?
In this examination room, the divine power is very strong, Lu Yu estimated that if he dared to make any small moves, he would be directly suppressed on the spot, so that he could only lie on the table and pretend to sleep, and the exam was over when he fell asleep, Lu Yu was still a little stunned when he was taken out by the soldiers.
"Look, it's you who actually slept in the exam room."
"It's really insulting."
"Forget it, forget it. This person is abolished, and there is one less place, which is also excellent. ”
"Brother Tai's words are very reasonable!"
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A group of scholars chewed their tongues, and when Lu Yu appeared, they immediately stopped and looked at him with a playful gaze, which was really unpleasant.