Chapter Forty-Eight: Otaku, Lori, Drunkard, and Negative Man

In fact, Wu Tian is lonely and unheard, the gods have just awakened for a few years, and they don't understand the direction of modern society very well, in addition, even in ancient times, they also had spokespeople in the mortal world, and it was natural for them to be handed over to ordinary people to take care of the industry.

It has to be said that when a very cute little girl tears a leg of lamb, chews meat, and gulps vodka is a very murderous visual shock.

When Wu Tian finished eating his main meal and enjoyed the fruit pie, Suomi had already shouted another meal of the same amount, still pouring vodka one bite at a time, swallowing beef and mutton.

"Hey, hey, the little sister who has been in trouble, I don't know which immortal the little sister inherited? Can you drink more than me? Admire, admire, admire. ”

A young man in disheveled clothes grabbed a glass of liquor, shook his body, and said with a laugh.

Somi glanced at him and continued his meal, his mind full of: Speed point! The boss has already finished eating, and he can't let the boss wait.

"Come on, once born and twice ripe, let me introduce first, my name is Nan Zhong, I am under Zhengyangzi, I don't know which great immortal my little sister is taught by?"

This young man is good-looking, but unfortunately he is a little short, only about 158 centimeters, and Suomi really can't arouse interest, so he ignores him.

Wu Tian put down the toothpick with the fruit and read: "The disciple of Zhong Liquan, the first idle man in the world, is a little strange."

As a trainee master of time, it is very normal to observe people's lifespan, and he saw that this young man named Nan Zhong only had a lifespan of less than six years!

"Go, I didn't talk to you, shut up. And you scold my master, be careful of your life! Nan Zhong's face was not good, and he looked at Wu Tian angrily with a drunken look.

Wu Tian was stunned for a moment, and said something that was rarely despised and threatened, and sneered: "Zhong Liquan claims to be the first idle man in the world, the head of the Eight Immortals, and everyone in the world knows it!" What the hell is going on with me? ”

"It's your business! Eat me a punch! Dare to scold my master! ”

As soon as Nan Zhong's voice fell, he raised his fist and wanted to punch Wu Tian in the face.

"Bump!"

"Oh!"

Suomi clasped his hands on the dining table, and quickly pushed the dining table to knock down the south bell leaning on the corner of the table, and then the table was reset

Leaving the table and chairs, Suomi took the bottle of Tedga wine in one hand and refilled it for Nam Zhong, who had not yet reacted.

Immediately after that, he grabbed two more with both hands, "Peng" and "Peng".

"Scolding the boss, and still want to beat the boss? You're a long-term hater! ”

Suomi wanted to grab the empty bottle this time, but was stopped by Wu Tian and the boy at the adjacent table.

"If you have to be forgiving and forgiving, I think he should be sober."

The young man looked at Nan Zhong, who was about to struggle to get up, and said inexplicably sadly.

"Negative, don't worry about it! It's my business, hit me, it's not so easy to expose. ”

Namjong is shaking his body, and his hair and clothes that are wet with alcohol are steaming and are drying! He ignored Suomi and walked straight to Wu Tian.

Suomi grabbed the empty bottle and smashed it on his head, who knew that one turned sideways, easily dodged, and approached Wu Tian.

A hand suddenly pressed on Wu Tian's shoulder unconsciously!

Wu Tian's reaction was also extremely fast, with a pair of chopsticks in his left hand, "The gun is proficient in skill activation!" "Clamp the wrist of this uninvited hand with chopsticks instead of guns.

The palm of his hand was loose, Wu Tian quickly retreated, who knows, Nan Zhong's right leg stood upright, his left leg was raised to his knee, and his left arm was bent at the elbow to the posture of the wine directly unloading the chopsticks! With his right hand, he bent his elbow and clenched his fist in front of his chest, and looked at Wu Tian drunkenly.

When Wu Tian wanted to retreat, Nan Zhong's right hand gesture changed, standing straight with his right leg, leaning forward with his left leg straightened, and pushing forward with his right hand holding the wine! An overlord toasted Wu Tianding several meters away before he stood still.

Qi and blood surge, the five organs are displaced! Health drops by 20 points! This blow, if it were an ordinary person, would have been killed a long time ago.

Squinting his eyes, Wu Tian's killing intent suddenly rose!

At this time, after Nan Zhong made a toast to the overlord, his body fell to the right side, his right leg was straightened, his left leg was slightly bent to support the ground, his right hand supported his head, and his left hand made the action of serving wine and drinking.

"Drunk lying in Shenzhou, drunken immortals drinking, this drunken fist is very impressive! Where did it come from? Someone said.

There are a lot of people dining in the restaurant, except for the staff, the others are all small gods with heads and faces from all parties, including Hubo, mountain gods, land immortals, and all kinds of undersea monsters in high positions in the Dragon Palace.

In general, in this restaurant, in addition to the staff being human, there are also some people who occasionally get the inheritance of the great immortals are people, such as Hubo, the mountain god, the land god, the city god and the like are not people, and they are basically good monsters with merit.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea married eleven daughters, and he didn't make a big deal about it, and the Dragon King was not very relieved of the daughter of this eccentric elf.

Therefore, except for the invitation of the clergy of the land adjacent to the sea, the big brother of the heavenly court and the underworld only notified and sent a messenger to congratulate, and the others were only friends who were in private contact.

No one says that youkai are not good-looking, but if you look more scary than youkai alone, this is memorable.

Suomi has become gigantic and his muscles have skyrocketed! The thick double braids and hippopotamus-like face directly put the negative in a nightmare state, and it was an inexplicable five seconds! Who made him stand next to Suomi curiously from the beginning to the end.

Suomi took a step and directly approached Nanzhong.

Nan Zhong a carp stood up, walked drunk, walked with his legs forward and left and right, and his hands were swinging unnaturally! He had already felt the terrifying momentum coming head-on.

Turning around and teasing his legs, Nam Zhong kicked the giant man who appeared in his eyes at some point.

Suomi was unmoved, and Lori's violent bite punch directly hit Nam Jong and howled in pain! A lazy donkey rolling can't unload this punch.

"You're dead!"

Stepping forward, Somi unleashes Lori's thigh kick! This is the privilege of the two-dimensional girl, and the scenery inside Suomi dress is unmistakable! All the scenery that saw this scene suddenly brightened up! Caught in a three-second blind state.

The guests facing Suomi have screamed!

"My eyes!"

"Blind my eyes!"

"It's horrible, it's blind!"

"The picture is too beautiful"

Wu Tian had already taken out the bloodstained crowbar, and had come to Nan Zhong silently, indicating that Suomi would stop beating.

He just gave Nam Zhong a shot! Immediately, Nan Zhong was bleeding all over his face, and he directly touched the passive skill of the crowbar with one shot, 'bleeding'.

Wu Tian's eyes were cold, and his emotions had entered the extreme, a little neurotic, like he was watching an NPC, and he was like playing a game.

Without hesitation, another shot! One! One more shot, and Nam Jong will die!

"Boom!"

The touch, the sound, does not seem to hit the flesh.

Wu Tian looked down and saw something! This is truly the golden color of the blind man! He saw a golden man lying on his side!

A blood-stained crowbar hits the golden man! The golden man was unscathed, and he did not move at all.

Knocked again, making a pleasant metallic sound.

The guests were all well-informed, and immediately shouted: "The art of turning stones into gold!" ”

At this time, the negative man woke up from a five-second nightmare, saw Nam Zhong turned into a golden man, and shouted in surprise: "Stop! Two of you! I apologize for my friend's point of pointing to you. ”

Wu Tian glanced at it, unmoved, and the crowbar in his hand knocked it again unceremoniously! This time, a bit of a golden flower shard slipped down.

"Stop! You've forced out his trick of turning stones into gold! He only had a few years to live. ”

Wu Tian raised the crowbar, apparently planning to beat the golden man again.

"Don't push me!" The negative clenched his fist.

Wu Tian stared at the negative and asked slowly: "I just heard this person say, are you the negative?" I don't think so! ”

Seeing Wu Tian hanging down the crowbar with both hands, his heart was slightly relieved, and he snorted: "Hmph, in addition to you new immortals who have entered the Immortal Gate are true bodies, there are also a small number of Hubo, mountain gods, land gods, and so on, these scattered immortals on the ground are true bodies, do you think this is my real body?" ”

"Oh? Is it? ”

"Ignorance! Taiyi True Immortal has cultivated above, who is not incarnated innumerable, distributed in various discovered worlds or memory worlds? ”

Wu Tian secretly wondered: I see! The aura of the main world is really limited, and it is precisely because of the emergence of the infinite world that the gods and immortals have found aura again! They all woke up from their slumber.

That's the main reason!

"So, everyone is in the same door, there is no need to fight to the death!"

Wu Tian knows the meaning of the negative one! Don't force him to recall the avatar! Otherwise, the loss is great, and he has to keep his friend.

The strength of the negative at this time is only a little stronger than ordinary people in the main world, maybe at the level of a heavenly immortal.

"Done? Finished fighting? ”

A familiar voice from Wu Tian sounded, and he followed the sound and looked at it, and saw that Yuqing, Jin Yi, and a strong man were walking forward.

Yuqing waved his hand to Wu Tian, and said to the negative man with a smile: "Back then, the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, and the Dragon Palace was not peaceful, as the famous eighth dragon son of the second generation of Shenlong descendants, and you also invited the disciples of the head of the Eight Immortals, aren't you afraid that your uncle will know about the Dragon King of the East China Sea?" ”

The negative man frowned, he knew everyone who came: "Yuqing? 10,000-year-old calendar, what else do you mention him for? ”

Yuqing shrugged, patted Wu Tian, and gave a thumbs up.

The strong man on the side said: "Good brother who bullied the old cow, I have seen the old cow!" ”

After that, he took out his notebook, checked it, and said, "Nanzhong, I could have lived to be eighty years old, but I only had five years of life?" Oh, and three murders on my back! That's good, you know it's not a good person at first glance! It even wasted vitality indiscriminately, so that Yangshou only had five years left! Very well, five years later, Lao Niu and I personally came to detain his soul and sent him to enjoy the eighteenth layer of hell. ”

Only then did he really pay attention to it, who is this immortal? Who is the teacher?

"Yuqing, Brother Niu, don't embarrass him, he is a test boy, although the reduction in life expectancy is a bit of gold, but his parents happen to be sick and hospitalized, without this money, he will definitely die."

Niu Tou snorted, he is only a small soldier in the underworld now, so naturally he doesn't dare to talk back to the negative man, and it is enough to help Wu Tian say a word.

But Yuqing was different, she sneered: "According to what you said, it's true that the test is true, but why didn't you stop him from killing people?" ”

After being silent for a while, he said firmly: "Kill? It's his business! I can't lead to cause and effect! I won't say anything about what happened after his death, but now that he is alive, I will shelter him."