Chapter 1285: Peak Vixen and Peak Scoundrel
Nobita's shot, well, was quite unexpected indeed.
However, this kid has always liked to be in the limelight, and it is normal for him to make a move, but Lu Jianghong was stunned by Nobita's slap, and the clear five finger marks on his face instantly swelled, and his whole body turned half a circle like a spinning top, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden, and all his shrewd true colors were swayed.
"Bastard, you stinky face, little rabbit cub, you dare to hit the old lady, the old lady, ah, I'm going to die, I'm going to die......"
This girl covered her face with one hand and her forehead with the other, sat on the ground and lay directly behind her.
My brow furrowed, shrew spitting, this is definitely the best way to deal with us, because a group of big old men, few are willing to do anything to a shrew.
The strange thing is that Lu Jianghong is already like this, and the two guys in black cloth still don't react.
But a man and a woman standing in front of the coffin walked out quickly, and the two of them went to help Lu Jianghong at the same time, but Lu Jianghong sprinkled on the ground, how did the two pull it, this girl just couldn't get up. As a result, a man and a woman made two big red faces, the man glared at Nobita, and the woman also glared at Nobita.
Nobita saw these two people coming out, took a step back in embarrassment, and sneered: "Ahem, Shishi? Are you here too? Why didn't I see you just now? ”
I'll go, this kid is too good at fooling, Jiang Shishi is standing in front of the coffin, it is the most conspicuous place, Nobita actually lied to his face, and he didn't blush.
Jiang Shishi's face was frosty, she looked at me with a complicated expression, and then looked at Nobita: "Gan Chengxiong, she is my mother after all, is it too much for you to do this?" ”
Nobita sneered: "I'm sorry, she's not my mother, the two of us are classmates, I'll give you face, but she won't give me face!" ”
I'm really convinced, in this world, when it comes to thick-skinnedness, Nobita is called the first, and absolutely no one dares to call it the second, anyway, I think in this relationship, in this case, I don't know how to deal with it, on the contrary, Nobita also played a broken skin scoundrel, anyway, it's all kinds of non-confessions.
"What are you?"
Next to Jiang Shishi, Lu Kai, who was standing side by side with her, pointed at Nobita and scolded: "Despicable villain, shameless, what are you, dare to beat my aunt, and you were seriously injured, don't think that your family can do whatever you want with a little stinky money, I will find someone to sue you and sue your family to bankruptcy!" ”
My brow furrowed again, Nobita stared at him, and was about to rush up, but I grabbed him.
Nobita broke my hand: "What are you doing?" ”
I pulled him back, and as soon as I put my foot down, the whole person came to Lukai.
I'm not a saint, two years ago, Lu Kai tripped me in the hotel, starting a small grudge between me and him, and later at Jiang Shishi's engagement banquet, he also mocked me at every cost, and now, he began to act with Lu Jianghong again, which means that the old lady fell and I helped her, no matter who hit it, I will lose money.
I'm not a passer-by who doesn't please people and has nowhere to redress his grievances, nor is I Ye Liangchen who only stirs up the bloody rain with his mouth, I am Ou Ning who can only do it, and flaws will be reported, I am not as free and easy as Nobita when dealing with European clothes, but I can make decisive moves against scoundrels.
With one kick, I kicked Lu Kai into the air, and the whole person was like a prawn holding his stomach and lying on the ground.
"Do you have a part in talking? Want to go to court? You've got to die! ”
I glared at Lu Kai fiercely, and the kid was so frightened by my murderous aura that he didn't say anything.
It was Jiang Shishi who spoke at this time: "Ou Ning! Why do you hit someone? ”
I frowned, turned my head to look at her, and didn't speak.
To be honest, my current attitude towards Jiang Shishi is very complicated, I don't even want to face her anymore, maybe this is a matter of courage, maybe this is also a kind of heartache, it is not easy to solve, but now I have to face it.
I took two steps back and glanced at the group of people in front of me: "There are so many of you who come here to make trouble, isn't there a man who can take it on and come out?" Just let a shrew and a scoundrel tear their skin here, and I'll look down on you. ”
I directly chose to ignore Jiang Shishi, and now I can only do that.
Lu Jianghong lay on the ground and continued to roll, this cold day, there was a thin layer of snow on the ground, but this girl screamed the most happy: "Come on, kill someone, someone deliberately beat someone, there is no justice in this world......"
There is no doubt that Lu Jianghong's attitude directly involved Jiang Shishi, and she shouted helplessly: "Mom, you get up, it's so embarrassing!" ”
Lu Jianghong ignored her, and still lay on the ground staging this farce.
I spread my hands and said to Nobita, "Find a way to get her up." ”
Nobita gritted his teeth and said, "Wait." ”
With that, the kid pushed away the crowd and ran into the courtyard.
After a while, I heard Nobita's noisy shouting: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way,......"
The crowd heard the shouting and hurriedly separated, and I saw Nobita holding a large iron pot, and white smoke was rising from the iron pot, which was a bit heavy, and this kid was holding a rickety one, causing the people around him to hurry up and make way for him.
Nobita rushed out at a trot, and directly threw the steaming pot of hot soup in the iron pot at the group of people opposite.
Damn, this trick is amazing.
The people on the opposite side had already seen Nobita running over, and a group of people were so frightened that they retreated, Jiang Shishi knew what Nobita looked like as a bastard, and reached out to pull Lu Jianghong, Lu Jianghong's reaction was much faster than Jiang Shishi's, like a fat rabbit, pulling Jiang Shishi up and running backwards.
Nobita didn't really want to splash them, but just poured a circle of hot soup on the ground at close range, watching the hot soup spill on the ground and toss the hot air upward, Nobita put the iron pot on the ground, crossed his waist with one hand, and scolded breathlessly: "Stinky girl, you didn't want to die or live just now, what will you run?" I see you run faster than a rabbit, and you don't look like you're going to be killed! ”
Lu Jianghong's face was flushed, he didn't know if he was beaten by Nobita or ashamed, so he jumped to his feet and scolded: "Bastard, little cub, do you want to die?" Then I will fulfill you. ”
Nobita held the pot in one hand and pinched his waist with the other, quite a bit of a horizontal pot: "Come on, come on, I'm afraid of you, Xiongye won't be surnamed Gan." ”
This is definitely a showdown between the peak shrew and the peak scoundrel, and I can't bear to look at it directly.
But this farce is going on like this, and it's not interesting. Seeing that Lu Jianghong's sprinkling plan failed, among the other party's group of people, the two black-robed people standing behind the coffin finally stepped out.