Chapter 22 Wrap your clothes away
Hearing that Aino and Jacob were trading, it was scary that the other party was still thinking. The king of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info immediately crawled towards the outside of the castle, and everyone watched his performance with cold eyes.
At this time, a knight came to report and said, "There is a large number of soldiers outside the castle, let us go out and talk back." ”
Everyone was also curious about who led the troops to surround this castle in the middle of the night, or such a place of death many years ago. When you step out of the castle, you can already be lit up by people holding torches, as if it were daylight.
The king's face was so excited that he was almost crying with joy. Holding the horse's leg of the woman at the head, he cried out loudly: "Queen, it's still good for you." They...... They...... They want to kill me! ”
The woman on the horse is also a beauty, but she is a little older, and the wrinkles on her face suddenly reveal her age, coupled with her unique mean appearance and arrogant character, which makes everyone who sees her a little disgusted.
The queen glanced down at the king, who was crying desperately, and drove her horse forward and said, "This is where you hide that slut?" ”
"Ah......" The king was stunned, obviously surprised. But I don't want to think that he sneaks out for most of the night every day, and it's impossible not to be discovered.
Looking at the group of people who ran out, even Aino walked out with the help of others, and the queen raised her whip and hit the king directly in the face with a "snap", and shouted: "Okay, I even have an illegitimate child." Do you still want that slut to take my place? ”
"Ah...... That one...... I...... Yes...... Not ......"
stumbled, couldn't say a whole sentence for a long time, and then was beaten by the queen again. You can only roll around on the ground to mitigate the damage.
Seeing such a wretched man, the queen showed disdain in her eyes and said, "Get out of the way." ”
Riding forward, the whip had not yet spoken. Aino was furious first, and scolded directly: "You are the yellow-faced woman who can't stand the waste, and you are really ugly to death." ”
"You seducing thing, who gave you the guts to dare to talk to me!"
"Seduce, you see clearly. If it hadn't been for that waste taking advantage of the danger and being knocked unconscious by the spell, the old lady would have slaughtered this bastard a long time ago. ”
Preaching here, Aino is also very aggrieved. Thinking that she used to be loved by thousands of people, who did she give face, and even when a fairy was late at her birthday party, she was scolded by her, and then there was a curse.
However, the other three fairies she invited were all disconnected, and the blessings she gave were all parallel goods! When I woke up, I not only lost my body, but also liked to be a mother, with two more buns, this, this, how can this be broken?
Both women are extremely angry and have been made by a scumbag? At this time, everyone else has a tendency to become a background board, but fortunately, when the two women have quarreled enough, the rest is to rely on force to speak.
The queen stretched out her hand, and the army behind her immediately began to attack. And Aino was very shameless to stand behind him with the two babies in his arms, looking like he had nothing to do with me.
Lu Yu patted his head and said to Serti: "Solve them." ”
"Yes"
Against a group of ordinary soldiers, the church can now completely ignore it. It was enough to summon a monster by hand, and after the monsters had eliminated the soldiers, they surrounded the two main men, the king and the queen.
The queen is okay, and she can still grit her teeth and keep her composure in a group of strangely shaped guys. The king was no longer able to do so, and he fainted and fell unconscious.
Lu Yu turned his head to Aino, who was teasing the child, and asked, "How is it, do you want to solve this?" ”
Aino stepped forward and said, "Of course." ”
He stuffed the child directly into Lu Yu's arms, picked up a sword and walked towards the king. Seeing that he was still unconscious, Aino raised his kick and kicked him to the side, seeing that he was still unconscious, and kept whipping with the scabbard of the sword in his hand until he woke him up.
"Please, don't kill me." After waking up, the king was also very clever, holding Aino's feet and began to beg for mercy, "I, I am the father of your child, and I have indirectly saved your life." ”
Aino ignored it completely, and said, "Who do they want you to save, and ah...... Your presence is the biggest stain on my two children! ”
After saying this, Aino's long sword slashed down, and a hand flew up.
"Ahhh............h
The king was so badly struck that he was so devastated that he crawled on the ground knowing that it was impossible to escape. Aino naturally wouldn't let him go so easily, he quickly caught up and cut off his remaining hand with a sword.
Next, it's the left foot.
Then, there is the right foot.
After cutting the king into a stick, Aino seemed to be still angry, and slammed the hilt of his sword on the dying king's lower body, causing the already short of breath king to let out a resounding scream. At the same time, it also made Lu Yu and other male compatriots feel cold behind their backs, and the blackened woman was really crazy enough.
After slashing the enemy, as soon as the breath on Aino's body was collected, he would be in the state of a woman who was very arrogant before. After wiping the blood stains off his body, he brought the two children back again, looking like a good wife and mother.
[This guy can't have mental problems! 】
Everyone thought this in their hearts, but now Aino is normal, so everyone didn't say anything. Now there is only one queen left, so what else is there to say?
These are the enemies of God!
On the second day, the kingdom, which finally sensed that something was wrong, finally sent people to search. But no matter how much they searched, they could only find traces of entering the forest, and the rest of the clues were completely gone. In the end, this matter gradually disappeared with the change of throne, and became the talk of the people after dinner, adding another layer of blood to the legends of the whole forest.
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After that, there were no other waves in the trip, and the journey was smooth and safe. Compared with when I went, this time I came back with a few new faces, and I had to add a few people who had been sent over before. Little Red Riding Hood, Elsa, Sleeping Beauty Aino, is this a fairy tale recycling bin?
After complaining, Lu Yu went back into the depths of the church to study. As for the few people brought, it was completely left to Cinderella, and by the way, Little Red Riding Hood's mother and the hunter were married, and the wedding was presided over by Jacob. Anyway, he never saw Little Red Riding Hood's father, so he probably died a long time ago, and the hunter got what he wanted.
After a few days of calm, a beggar came to the door. Originally, the church also had help for such people, but this beggar was different, he saw the principal and was directly distressed, and then said: "I am the king, I am the king, I am the king!" If it weren't for the fact that the church was a quality person, this kind of madman would definitely be kicked out at the first time.