"Actually, I'm an abnormal cat. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "Taro ate the fish and suddenly spoke, his eyes staring at the fish and not looking at Zhou Yu.

"Normal is a vague definition, and like most cats, you are a normal cat? Like most people, am I a normal person? By this standard, 'normal' is just an unmediocre term for 'mediocre', and I'd rather be abnormal. Zhou Yu said with a wry smile, he really hoped that his abnormality was only "some".

Taro spit out a piece of fish scales, glanced at him, and continued to **** the fish: "But it's not normal to distinguish between good and bad, I belong to the bad one." ”

"The bad abnormality is the normal situation, and always expecting the good abnormality will push your abnormality to the bad abnormality." Zhou Yu made up a tongue twister, played with the fish scales in his hand, and asked, "What is the situation?" Look at your situation like being excluded by other cats, in the case of this cat and dog war, one more cat will have a little more combat effectiveness, and there should be no exclusion, is it your abnormality...... Will pit teammates? ”

Taro shook his head: "My abnormality won't affect other cats, but I can't increase my combat effectiveness, cats' athletic ability is the top in the animal kingdom, but their combat effectiveness is not good, and dogs have someone to help, if you really fight, it makes no difference if you have more cats and less cats." ”

"Yes, it's okay for cats to bully small dogs, when encountering medium-sized and large dogs, cats really have no chance of winning, so how can you fight, cats can't beat dogs, and the number of cat servants can't be compared with dog slaves, and it's likely that there will never be a way to compare, it's not dangerous to be a dog slave, animals don't have the inferiority of humans, serving them is unlikely to be abused, including the Chihuahua just now is not bad for me, it's just a little bit worse, people who want to live a stable life must account for the vast majority, the quality is far behind, the quantity is far behind, how to fight?" Zhou Yu frowned, he couldn't see any hope of victory.

"Our odds lie in the cat waiter, the real cat waiter is very powerful, but I ...... I don't know why, there is no real cat attendant. Taro sighed and looked down at the fish in front of him.

Zhou Yu suddenly said: "So there is some kind of binding force between the cat and the cat attendant, right?" I always thought it was strange just now, you asked me to be your servant, and you helped me open the collar after I agreed, but after opening it, I can actually act at will, go wherever I want, and even kill you, without any binding, it seems that this is the reason. ”

Taro sighed: "Every cat can have a cat attendant, every human must have its own cat owner to be complete, if the cat owner dies, the cat attendant will also die, and after the cat attendant recognizes the owner, it will become as flexible and agile as a cat, and it can also see things in the dark, and the higher the intimacy with the cat owner, the stronger the strength, this is the binding force of the cat and the cat attendant, human movement is very weak, but there is no lack of attack means, with the same skills as a cat, you will become very strong, I can't establish a connection with the cat attendant, My servant can't become like a cat, so ......"

Zhou Yu laughed: "It turns out that you were excluded because you didn't have a cat attendant, you have found a lot of cat attendants before, right?" All gone? ”

Taro nodded: "Stay with the cat, if you are caught by a dog, there is only a dead end, you can escape with flexible skills, if you don't have it, you can't escape at all, I can understand that those people want to go, after all, no one wants to die." ”

"What a kind cat." Zhou Yu patted Taro's head.

"You know everything now, you go, I won't blame you." Taro leaned over and went to eat the fish again.

"Let's go? Where to? Zhou Yu asked with a smile.

"You can go anywhere, you said it yourself, you can go wherever you want, just don't be seen by the dogs." Taro tore off a piece of fish meat, chewed it with his head over, and pointed the back of his head at Zhou Yu.

After a while, it didn't hear him speak, nor did it hear him leave, and couldn't help but turn its head again.

The person next to him was really gone, Taro looked around for a while, sighed softly, maybe he was full, maybe he had lost his appetite, and walked in the direction where he was headed.

Suddenly, one hand held its abdomen and scooped it up, and Taro turned his head sharply and looked at Zhou Yu in surprise.

"It seems that you are not only kind, but also very simple." Zhou Yu held it and continued to walk forward.

"You...... You...... How do you ......" Taro was lying on his arm, his limbs and tail hanging to the ground, and there was some blood on his chin, lips, and beard.

"Didn't you see me running fast just now? It won't be much worse than a cat attendant, right? Why don't you look a little happy? Zhou Yu interrupted its stammering.

"Your running posture is different from that of a real cat attendant, and it's not because of my relationship that you run fast, what's there to be happy about." Taro said, licking his lips.

"Understood, show the way, go to your cat's base camp and tell those cats who squeeze you out, you have a cat attendant, a real cat attendant, ten thousand times more powerful than their cat attendant." Zhou Yu patted its head again.

Taro was still confused, and he heard the sentence ten thousand times more powerful, but he didn't pay much attention to it, and asked curiously, "My cat waiter...... Referring to you? ”

"Of course, it has to be me." Zhou Yu patted his chest.

"And what does a real cat attendant mean?" Taro asked again.

"You have given me real, unconditional and binding freedom, so I am a real cat attendant, I want to be your cat attendant, not because I can become stronger or my life is connected to become your cat attendant Of course, I still call you Taro, what an adult, Your Majesty, it's too shameful to call." Zhou Yu scratched the root of its ear and said.

"But...... Didn't you just leave? Taro narrowed his eyes in comfort and continued to clear his lips.

"I didn't go, I just wanted to test it, to see if you said those words to win my sympathy in order to achieve your own goals, to follow you, to see what kind of action you will take next, but I suddenly realized that it is wrong to use the human mind to measure cats, that would be too human, I decided not to think so much, so I will be your servant wholeheartedly." Zhou Yu said with a smile, his steps were very brisk.

Taro tilted his head to look at Zhou Yu, and after a long while, he said, "You are really abnormal." ”

"Abnormal people are qualified to be servants of abnormal cats." Zhou Yu put Taro on his shoulder and admonished, "Hold on." ”

…………

The cat's base camp is not a specific place, but the night, and the signpost to the base camp is a pair of eyes with a green light.

It was impossible to find the base camp until dark, and after dark, under the leadership of Taro, Zhou Yu came to the gathering point tonight.

The gathering point is a clearing by the river, close to the "frozen market" where humans are sold, and it is said that this is just one of many gathering points, and there will be a gathering point near every city, or it may be the only gathering place in this dream world.

There are hundreds of cats and hundreds of attendants, some of whom have lost or have not yet found their attendants, after all, it is not easy to come into contact with people, and the patrol dog police cars limit their movements.

Taro is the only cat that can't establish a connection with the cat attendant, and it is quite famous for squatting on Zhou Yu's shoulder, and wherever Zhou Yu goes, there will be a cat or cat attendant watching them, talking quietly, and occasionally a sneer sounds.

Behind each cat there will be a cat attendant, most of whom are young people.

Zhou Yu can't be regarded as a real cat attendant, there is no light source here, only dim moonlight, and he doesn't have the ability to see at night, so he can only drive [blind] and walk with his eyes closed.

"Hey, Taro, do you think you can hide the fact that you're a waste cat by finding a blind man? The blind man can't see it, but he can hear it. An older Persian cat shouted, causing a burst of laughter.

Taro didn't look over his head and didn't look at it.

A Korat cat squatting next to the Persian cat said to Zhou Yu, "Blind, you were hired by Taro to pretend to be a cat attendant, right?" ”

Taro sighed softly, it could endure it, but it wouldn't get used to such words.

Zhou Yu turned to them and said with a smile: "I am Taro's cat attendant, the real cat attendant, Taro gave me freedom and nothing else, so I can't be regarded as hired by it with the ability that the cat gave the cat attendant." ”

These words immediately caused a lot of dissatisfaction among the cats and cat attendants, and more eyes glowing green looked at them.

"What do you mean by that?" The cat attendant standing behind the Persian cat frowned and asked Zhou Yu, his eyes also had a green glow, but they were not as bright as the cat's.

"It's not interesting, I just want to say that whether Taro is scrapped or not, he is a good cat; Whether Taro's cat attendant is blind or not, he is a good person. Zhou Yu said with a smile, looking polite.

"Shameless! He actually claims to be a good person, and usually only bad people will say that he is a good person. The cat attendant of the Corat was a woman, and said in a shrill voice.

"That's why it's strange why only bad people can say they're good, and good people say they're good people because they're bad? Can't a good person say he's a good person, he can only say he's a bad person? Isn't the world indistinguishable from good and bad, and right and wrong reversed? Zhou Yu turned on the mouth cannon mode.

"Dogs can enslave people, isn't this world indistinguishable from good and bad, right and wrong reversed?" Another older cat attendant asked Zhou Yu.

"It depends on what kind of perspective you look at, it is normal for people to enslave other animals, and it is right and wrong for other animals to enslave people? I think that for many animals, the world ruled by humans is the most terrifying, and cats probably think the same way, even though the ridiculous idea of world domination is only human. Zhou Yu borrowed what the Chihuahua had said to him.

"You fart! The world should be ruled by cats! The cat attendant was furious.

- (To be continued.) )