Chapter 3 Big Sunglasses
The big sunglasses stared at the girl's chest in the magazine, and he was shivering with fright when he heard someone talking in his ear. He raised his head scoldingly and asked me and Ah Niu: "What's the matter with you two melon babies?" If you have something to do, you should hurry up, so you don't have to delay your uncle to read the magazine. “
I thought to myself that this grandson didn't know who he was helping to recruit, the conditions were so poor, and the service attitude was so bad, in line with the attitude that people had to bow their heads under the eaves, I endured my anger and said: "Aren't you recruiting people here, the two of us want to apply." Big Sunglasses put down the magazine, looked up at the two of us, and said, "Who are you recruiting?" “
I don't know what kind of temporary worker this grandson recruited from, and I forgot what he was doing when he was sitting. I pointed to the sign in front of the table and said, "Isn't that what it says?" Historical research work, the first time we saw this brand, we felt that this job was tailor-made for ourselves, we are all good guys who can bear hardships and stand hard work, not only are not afraid of hardship and tiredness, but also very good to feed, a meal and half a bowl of rice is enough, do not bring a bowl of ......"
My mouth is about to wear out, and this grandson still pretends to be stupid and doesn't react at all. Ah Niu couldn't stand still in the back, and asked Big Sunglasses: "Big Sunglasses Boss, we are here to find a job, you should be silent if you can't recruit people here." If we don't recruit people, we'll leave. "After that, I want to leave.
The big sunglasses held his cheeks, pinched his mouth, looked at me, looked at Ah Niu, smacked his lips, and said: "You melon baby is running the train with a mouth, and you are not a serious egg at first glance, this little baby is in line with the uncle's temper, do you want to join the uncle's guy?" “
When Ah Niu heard this, he was immediately mixed, and the joy was that it seemed that his job had been settled, but listening to this grandson's words, it seemed that he didn't plan to let me enlist in the army, and was about to bargain with the big sunglasses again, so I pulled him aside and persuaded him that after all, it was a temporary job, and if you don't do it, we won't even have a living to eat, but you have to make it clear to the big sunglasses, and the salary must be settled every day. As soon as Ah Niu said it, he knew that he was shouldering a heavy responsibility, so he agreed.
Walking to the table, taking advantage of Ah Niu's resume, I glanced at the big sunglasses, and found that the grandson was also tilting his head to look at me, with a look of disdain, and suddenly became angry, thinking that if it weren't for the old boy's age, he was too lazy to worry about him, and he would have lifted his table a long time ago.
Big sunglasses took Ah Niu's resume, flipped a few pages randomly, put it aside, took the magazine and was just about to continue reading, and suddenly as if he remembered something, he pushed the magazine to the ground with his arm, grabbed the resume, turned to the first page and read it for a long time, and asked Ah Niu: "Han Wazi, your hometown can be at the foot of Laojun Mountain?" “
It turned out that Ah Niu really worked hard to find a job, and he didn't know what to write and what not to write on a resume, so he basically wrote everything he had done since he was a child. Even when I was in elementary school, I drew a few 38 lines with the same table, and I explained it clearly, in Ah Niu's words, it is to explain my foundation to find a job.
Therefore, the big sunglasses glanced at the word Laojun Mountain with a sweep of his eyes, and then took a closer look at Ah Niu's hometown and seemed to be at the foot of Laojun Mountain, so he asked. Ah Niu was stunned for a moment, thinking that if he had met a fellow countryman, it was not right to touch it, how could the tone of these big sunglasses not look like Luoyang dialect.
The big sunglasses asked anxiously, but found that Ah Niu was stunned and didn't know what he was thinking, so he suddenly became angry, and stood up and slapped Ah Niu's brain. Ah Niu was suddenly woken up, and hurriedly rubbed his head and responded: "Yes, our hometown is at the foot of Laojun Mountain, and the owner of sunglasses has traveled to us?" “
Big Sunglasses didn't answer, and pointed to the top of the resume to show Ah Niu: "That Han Wazi, can this big elm village and Liwang Village in your hometown be close?" The big sunglasses said a strange tone, Ah Niu didn't understand, and looked at each other with big sunglasses with big eyes and big eyes in confusion.
The big sunglasses saw that Ah Niu couldn't understand the words, and scolded me for being a fairy banbanyo, and actually changed his mouth to speak Mandarin, the standard of pronunciation is simply the same as that of the radio announcer, and I don't know if what this grandson said just now is a local accent or pretended to drive us away early.
Big Sunglasses asked again: "Is this big elm village where your hometown is close to Li Wang Village?" Ah Niu understood this, thought about it, and replied: "Big Elm Village is Li Wang Village." We used to call Li Wang Village, it seems that there are two big rich families in the village, one family surnamed Li and one family surnamed Wang, and then I don't know whether to move away or how, to a few years ago, there is no family surnamed Li in the village, and the surname Wang is only my little Wang brother's family, and there is a big locust tree at the head of our village, so the name of the village is changed to be called Big Elm Village. “
After listening to Ah Niu's words, the big sunglasses were excited, and hurriedly asked, "Then where is your little brother Wang now?" Ah Niu turned around and pointed at me and said, "This is my little brother Wang." ”
When the big sunglasses heard this, he hurriedly jumped up from the chair, walked up to me, took my hand, and said to me: "Oh, little brother, I am an old man, not only my eyes are not bright, but my ears are not good. From just now, I felt that there was an indescribable sense of fate between you and me, no wonder you came to me for work. Come on, little brother, you sit down and let's have a good talk, as long as you are willing to come to work with me, the conditions are up to you. “
As he spoke, he brought the chair over, sat me down, and stuffed the photo magazine into my hand, asking me to help taste it. I don't know what kind of medicine this grandson sells in the gourd, just dragged it like 2580,000, don't take me in my eyes, as soon as I heard that my hometown is from Liwang Village, and my surname is Wang, my attitude instantly changed 360 degrees, do you think I am his long-lost son? It's impossible to think about it, I can't give birth to such a handsome face except my parents, and I can't come up with a reason when I think about it.
But since these big sunglasses are so eager for me to enlist in the army, there is no reason to send the job to the door, let alone be with Ah Niu, thought for a while, and asked the big sunglasses: "Then how much do you pay a month?" Seeing that I was planning to join, Big Sunglasses stretched out five fingers and said to me, "What do you think of this number?" I thought that after all, I had just graduated, and five thousand was already quite good, and I was not a rich man looking at these big sunglasses, so I agreed: "Cheng, five thousand is five thousand." When the big sunglasses heard it, they were not happy at the time, and said, "What five thousand, what kind of person do you think of Brother Dog." Mix with my dog, naturally you are indispensable, 50,000 a month. “
It is said that money can be channeled, and this sentence is not false at all. Originally, no matter how you look at the big sunglasses, he was born with a profiteer's face, but as a result, the words of 50,000 yuan a month spit out from his mouth, and he immediately felt that this old boy was kind and kind-eyed, and he was alive and well off a realistic version of the fortune boy, but he was suspicious of how there was such a good thing as pie in the sky, so he asked the big sunglasses: "Why is the salary so high?" It can't be that we are asked to do illegal work, right? “
Big sunglasses shook his head after hearing a pause: "How is it possible, your dog brother has been a law-abiding citizen since he was a child, and the old lady who crosses the road without helping him on the way can't take a step, we are engaged in historical and cultural research, and we are not familiar with life in a place, and the demand for a guide is simply more urgent than the heart of a fifty-year-old bachelor who wants to ask for a daughter-in-law, I was going to study it, and God sent two guides to me, or how to say that I have a fate with your little brother, this is all providence. “
These big sunglasses pull up the eggs, and the Tao is simply boundless. Although I don't believe it, after all, a salary of 50,000 yuan a month is not an ordinary temptation, and I hesitated to agree first, but I heard Ah Niu excitedly ask Da Sunglasses: "Brother dog, how much can I get a month?" The big sunglasses thought about it, stretched out two fingers, and smiled crookedly at Ah Niule's mouth, where did he think that he could have such a high salary, and he didn't think about why the salary would be so high, so he directly agreed: "I'll do it, I'll do it." ”
I saw that Ah Niu agreed, my heart was horizontal, thinking that it was a blessing or a curse, and that I couldn't avoid it, so I took the money to be a full ghost first, and I listened to the big sunglasses that we wanted us to take him to Laojun Mountain, but I really couldn't lead A Niu to go halfway, after all, it was a bear child who grew up on the side of the mountain, and if you really want to open the big sunglasses, you can't stop us.
The big sunglasses saw that I also agreed, and directly asked us for the card number, and at that time they sent a month's money to our card, which was not good. After explaining that we might be leaving in the next few days, we packed up our things and stood by at any time, and before we came to our senses, we took the tables and chairs to a white van not far away, jumped into the driver's seat and drove away without looking back.
The big sunglasses went decisively, and came back quickly, it turned out that this old boy was too bold, and he wanted to leave in a hurry after scattering money, and forgot to take my resume and A Niu, and I felt that my heart was empty and missing something when I got in the car, and I thought about it before I thought that I forgot to take the resume, I was afraid that I and A Niu ran away, so I hurriedly turned the head of the car and rushed back, and found that we were still in the same place, and opened the car door to scold me and A Niu, and I never thought that I forgot to take my resume to end up in the current situation.
After the big sunglasses took the resume from our hands, and gave us some verbosous instructions, we drove away with high spirits. The car with big sunglasses was gone, and Ah Niu and I were still standing stupidly and stunned, looking at the arrival reminder text message on the mobile phone, and we couldn't recover from today's ups and downs.
On the way back, Ah Niu and I withdrew 2,000 yuan from the ATM of a nearby bank, you hugged me, I hugged you, humming the song sung by the serf, happily walking on the way home, while walking and discussing where to go to have a good meal at noon to celebrate and celebrate, walked to the mouth of the alley, was about to turn, suddenly heard a loud shout in my ear: "Stop!" ”
The voice is so loud that it is not inferior to Ah Niu's loud voice, and when I was caught off guard, it was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Ah Niu and I were scared. Turning my head, there was a fortune-telling stall next to me, and I was too involved in chatting with Ah Niu just now, so I didn't pay attention to the situation next to me at all.
The stall owner is a tall and thin half-hundred old man, with a small mustache, wearing a black gown, a black melon skin hat on his head, a wooden pole behind him, a white cloth hanging on the pole, and the word "Half Hexagram Quasi" written on it, the most attractive thing is the small sunglasses with a round frame on the face, the left lens has been removed, one black and one white with the eyes are quite funny. The old man saw us stop, touched his beard, pointed to my feet and said slowly, "Where is your shadow?" ”