Chapter 45: Infiltration
Baihua Girl's sharp comment hit the nail on the head, and directly hit thousands of critical damage, so that the entire live broadcast room was quiet.
The friends were all stunned because they were shocked to find out...... I was speechless......
"Didn't you notice that she was actually flat-chested?"
"Flat-chested ......"
"Flat ......"
"Poofβ"
Countless friends began to vomit blood, and the blood flowed like a river, bleeding for 3,000 miles.
So I can't play happily anymore, and I'm the perfect goddess!
"I suddenly seem to understand something......"
"Why do I have tears in my eyes? Because the goddess is flat-chested. β
"Why did Murong Fu abandon his charming cousin? Because...... My cousin is flat-chested! β
"You bastards upstairs, you're so poisonous."
"Kind-hearted, I don't feel like I will love anymore."
"Upstairs +1."
"Upstairs +2." β¦β¦
Well, it turns out that there are indeed fresh and refined fairies in this world, as if they don't eat the fireworks of the world.
It's a pity that God gave her the appearance of the country and the city, but did not give her the corresponding "broad mind......
Xiao Yu quickly came back to his senses, and his face was filled with admiration and admiration, after all, beautiful things can always catch people's eyes, but that's all.
Because although the fairy sister is beautiful, her flat chest is not my thing.
As for Duan Yu's goods, he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, until Mu Wan couldn't get angry and pinched him, and the goods woke up with an "oops".
But after sobering up, Duan Yu had a stupid seizure, and he didn't even look at Mu Wanqing, so he chased after the fairy sister, so angry that Mu Wanqing trembled, and immediately turned his head and left, so that he was appeased by the big cute god.
Many people feel that the relationship between Duan Yu and Wang Yuyan is not pure, because Duan Yu was first fascinated by the statue in the cave, and then fell in love at first sight when he saw Wang Yuyan, who looked like a jade statue. And Wang Yuyan, who has been infatuated with her cousin Murong Fu since childhood, also empathized with Duan Yu after Murong Fu died. Therefore, in the past, many people thought that Duan Yu fell in love with Wang Yuyan's appearance, and Wang Yuyan just regarded Duan Yu as a "spare tire".
However, the matter of feelings is composed of countless twists and turns and right and wrong, not the parties, it is best not to comment in vain, there are few poor people who have been blinded by lard for a while. At least the current Duan Yu seems to have really fallen in love with this girl at first sight.
Compared with this miserable beauty fairy sister, Xiao Yu actually prefers Li Ruotong's version of Wang Yuyan, how to say it, it is probably a kind of childhood feeling.
Xiao Yu shrugged, ignored all kinds of suggestions in the live broadcast room, shouted at the comments of the fairy sister, and broke into the mountains and forests next to him, and started panoramic shooting with live broadcast equipment to prepare for the night's infiltration.
He hadn't forgotten that the purpose of his coming here was to enjoy the world's martial arts secrets, not to make a girl...... Even if you want to soak it, you have to wait until you're done with business.
β¦β¦
As the night darkens, the tired birds return to the forest.
The huge Mantuo Villa has been lit up with lights, and the curling smoke rises, adding a bit of fireworks.
Xiao Yu was wearing a night suit, standing in a dark corner, almost blending in with the thick night. He looked at the four guards with knives guarding the attic in front of him, and he was not impatient, just waited silently.
Standing guard is never an easy task, and no one can stand for twelve hours at a time unless the body is beaten with iron, so there must be people who come to change shifts. And the shift change is often combined with meals, so ...... This will come in handy.
What do you say is preparation?
Of course, it is a place where people stay in the reincarnation of grains...... Laxatives.
Even though there are only a few hundred people in Mantuo Villa, it is still a small society with strict hierarchies.
The supreme master, the steward who wields great power, the iron-blooded guard, and the lowest handyman maid, people of different statuses and statuses obviously eat different food.
Although Xiao Yu can't wander around Mantuo Villa in broad daylight, don't forget, he has a time-space live broadcast instrument in his hand.
Can ordinary people see live streaming equipment? The answer is no.
No, I'm afraid of you, a ball beast!
Throughout the afternoon, Xiao Yu actually only did one thing, that is, he commanded the live broadcast equipment and conducted a detailed reconnaissance of Mantuo Villa.
Then he bought a colorless, tasteless, and trustworthy conscience laxative from the system mall, and mixed it into the wine and meat that looked like the samurai guards ateβ
Why is Xiao Yu so sure that these wine and meat are eaten by guards?
Because the hair on the pigskin is not scalded, there is some kind of residue on the large intestine that can be quite good!
Which chef dares to serve such food to the master, the deduction of wages is small, and the loss of the head is big!
β¦β¦
The night is dark, and the stars are like paint.
It's been a while since the shift change, and a bearded man with a beard on the left suddenly had a strange face, "Big brother, I have something to say." β
The red-faced man standing in the middle, his face like a heavy date, his eyes drooping slightly, opened his mouth slightly, and spit out a word in a low voice: "Say ......"
"Wow, look at the black hole in front of you, it must be the thief's lair, wait for me to catch up and kill him."
"Speak, speak!"
The bearded man covered his stomach: "What, I want to go to the thatched house." β
"Roll ......"
"Yes!"
The bearded and black-faced man ran away.
The other two looked at each other, and a horse-faced man coughed dryly and said, "Big brother, the third brother is in danger this time, why don't I go and help him?" β
"You ......"
"Big brother, you said it, I understand!" The horse-faced man patted his chest with a 'bang', "Even if seven in and seven out, the second brother and I can take the head of the enemy general in the army!" β
When the horse-faced man ran away, the eldest brother finally held back a sentence with a black face: "You, your uncle!" β
After a while, a sharp cat meow suddenly came from the darkness, and another guard, who was standing restlessly and had a bitter face, immediately brightened his eyes and said:
"Huh? Why did a feral cat scream in the middle of the night? The younger brother expected that there must be something strange about this matter. β
"You, you, you......"
"Big brother, don't worry, little brother, I'm going to go on a walk, no matter what kind of charm it is, it will definitely disappear!"
After speaking, he turned around and patted the horse, and went away with a smoke, leaving only the eldest brother standing alone in the same place, his face flushed, and roared in a cuckoo's bloody tone:
"You're paralyzed, you're paralyzed, you're paralyzed!"
Each of the four guards was in charge of an area, patrolling each other, and at the moment there was no more obstruction. Xiao Yu easily shook the fishing line, opened the window bolt from the inside, and Shi Shiran sneaked into the attic.
There is no light in the attic, so you can't see your fingers. Fortunately, the live broadcast equipment comes with a night vision function, which saves him a lot of trouble.
Entering the attic does not mean that it is safe, under the guidance of the anti-reconnaissance of the ninth section, Xiao Yu found several quite secret alarm organs, and almost got hit.
"Huh, you can't be careless at any time," Xiao Yu wiped the sweat on his forehead, "The wisdom of the ancestors can't be underestimated." β
Keeping the location of several traps in mind, Xiao Yu didn't touch them, and finally began to enjoy the fruits of victory.
He casually picked up a classic book on the shelf, opened the cover, and on the title page there were several big characters of dragon flying and phoenix dancing - seventy-two road empty Ming Fist.
The voice of the sister of the system sounded in Xiao Yu's heart: "The host found the low-level martial arts cheats "Taizu Long Fist", did you scan it?" After a full scan, the host can reproduce the technique for 1 gold coin. β
"Scan Now."
The purpose of Xiao Yu's infiltration this time is these martial arts classics, and he naturally has the intention of killing mistakes and not letting go, how can there be any reason to dislike them, maybe they will come in handy in the future.
In addition, there are many low-level martial arts, such as "Demon Suppression Stick", "Iron Fist", "Flying on the Grass", etc., palm techniques, stick techniques, leg techniques, body techniques, everything.
However, Xiao Yu soon discovered a problem - although this place is known as the world's martial arts and everything, this is not the case, because the number of high-level martial arts here is actually quite small, and it is mainly based on middle and low-level martial arts.
If it was just that, Xiao Yu wouldn't say anything.
However, the number of high-level martial arts is small, and it is not necessarily complete to return his meow! For example, Xiao Yu found a high-level martial arts "Rulai Divine Palm" in the corner, and just when he was full of joy and ready to take a peek at the mystery, he found that this cheat book only had the first three moves, and most of the back was gone!
Xiao Yu was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but he endured it.
What's even more annoying is that I don't know which slut actually wrote on the last page:
"This classic is what I got from an ancient cave in a deep mountain, and the view is extraordinary, but unfortunately only these three tricks are sorted out, and the follow-up exercises are no longer available. If someone can complete it, I am very gratified. β
Thank you sister, you bastard who made this baby fall from heaven to hell, you should be dragged out and beaten a hundred times! I still have to dip your blood to write 365 words of hatred, otherwise it is so difficult to vent the hatred in my heart!
(PS: The recent update is very weak.,No place to be self-conscious.,After all, it's a part-time job.,Please be considerate.γ I still remember that when I uploaded it for a week, the collection was less than a hundred, and at that time, the little cute cat gave the first reward for this book, and I kept it in mind. In fact, many times, what is expected is just an affirmation from everyone...... In addition, I am not slow to write, but I have a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I am not satisfied with the place, and I always want to change it again and again. Finally, for the sake of Sister Cat and Yun Wuyuan, in the last few days of this week, I must do two more, otherwise I will apologize from the palace! οΌ
(PS2: I'm guilty, only to find out that many tricks actually got the time wrong, thank you for the reminder.) οΌ