Sha Wujing opened his eyes, as if he had experienced a genuine ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty, with a sense of 'the right way in the world is vicissitudes' on his face. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I... Is this a dream? ”

"Oh, yes, that's right!"

Zhenhong covered her small mouth, the corners of her eyes were crooked, full of sweet smiles, and she held back a short sentence.

"I see, then I'll sleep again..."Sha Wujing closed his eyes and opened them again, "I feel... I seem to be very sober~"

"You're awake!"

This time it was Crimson's turn, and the corners of his mouth were tightly pursed, as if he was holding back something, as if his expression would collapse in the next moment.

Zhu Bajie passed by with a freshly picked fruit with dewdrops in his hand, and smiled: "Oh, Wujing, you finally woke up." ”

Sha Wujing took a look at Zhu Bajie's pair of particularly unhappy big breasts/parts, felt that his life had collapsed again, and rubbed his eyes desperately: "How do you know my name?" ”

Zhu Bajie continued to laugh: "Because you introduced yourself in detail when you were in a coma, and you also played different roles at the same time, and after talking about Journey to the West for several hours, you are about to talk about Lingshan Face Buddha." ”

Everyone nodded their heads in unison, and the corners of their mouths were either obvious or subtle, and it was certainly not a kind smile.

Sha Wujing was suddenly petrified, and his face was full of lovelessness.

"Yes, yes, I didn't expect your brain to be quite big, and even the demons and monsters you will encounter on the road are vivid." Sun Wukong slapped Sha Wujing on the shoulder, and his sympathetic gaze deeply hurt Sha Wujing's young heart.

Sha Wujing shook his head violently: "It's not right... You are not so virtuous in the normal world. ”

Zhu Bajie wrapped his hands around his chest, holding up his big breasts/part to support his chin, this difficult action made the women present lower their heads, showing desperate expressions, and said leisurely: "But, I don't think it's strange there..."

Sha Wujing looked at Zhu Bajie in a daze, listening to her eloquently.

"If you are the only one who thinks the world is strange, then isn't you the one who is really strange?" Zhu Bajie laughed.

Sha Wujing was like being hit by five thunders, and he felt speechless.

"Amitabha, true and false, like a dream bubble, if you have doubts, it is better to go to the West Heaven with the poor monks, maybe you can find your answer there." Tang Seng folded his hands and was the only one in the audience who did not look at Sha Wujing with the eyes of the mentally retarded.

"Do you want to see for yourself?" Sha Wujing was stunned, although this monk didn't seem to be Tang Seng, maybe he really had the exquisite Buddhist cultivation of Tang Seng.

The original troubles, shame, pain, and confusion were swept away, and Sha Wujing also folded his hands and bowed down in front of Tang Seng sincerely: "Master is above, please accept Wujing's worship." ”

On the other side, Chu Ci roasted the little suckling pig while enjoying Zhu Bajie: "Everyone is drunk and I am sober, how do you know that what Wujing said is not necessarily right?" ”

Zhu Bajie covered his mouth and smiled: "Maybe there is really another world, another Journey to the West, but that's another story, it has nothing to do with us, isn't it?" ”

Chu Ci was silent for a moment, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "You're right, this is a brand new story. ”

"That's right." Zhu Bajie seemed to remember something and looked at Chu Ci seriously.

"You barbecue meat in front of a group of monks, and you grill pork, do you have a problem with other people?"

"......" Chu Ci was suffocated, without saying a word, with a wave of his hand, the originally golden and crispy little suckling pig immediately turned into a suckling pigeon, no matter from that point of view, it didn't look like he had released a spell hallucination.

"It's such a strange and powerful spell, it's really unheard of!" Zhu Bajie nodded in satisfaction and left with a smile.

……

Since Sha Wujing joined the team, Tang Seng's last talent with the team has also unfolded - to attract strange Qianlixiang.

This doesn't need Chu Ci to make a move, all kinds of messy troubles are automatically sent to the door, and only some of them are forced to force the monsters to choose to be tough and tough, and then they are dealt with by Sun Wukong's three apprentices, most of the monsters will choose other ways to outwit them as their cultivation improves and their intelligence increases.

It's just that this outwitting is obviously a bit of a brain fragment.

"How many guest officers, eat or stay in the hotel?" A blonde and blue-eyed shopkeeper was wiping the table, and when he saw Chu Ci and the others entering, he immediately put the white towel on his shoulder, and trotted over with a smile.

"I can't take it out?" Chu Ci and Sun Wukong saw through the disguise of the shopkeeper at first sight, but they did not break it, but found fault first.

The shopkeeper was stunned, and said with a flattering smile again: "Of course takeout is OK, what do a few guest officers order?" There happens to be a freshly slaughtered old hen in the shop, do you want a plate? ”

"Don't you see a few masters here? Serve me vegetarian dishes. Chu Ci took out a gold bar and threw it to Xiao Er, who was immediately overjoyed, but he was not wronged: "May I ask what kind of boundary is this?" ”

The shopkeeper knew everything: "This is fifty miles away from Wanshou Mountain!" Did a few guest officials want to go to Wuzhuang to seek immortals? ”

"Oh, we are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty..."Tang Seng is a real monk after all, he obeys the precepts, he doesn't dare to speak falsely, and he is about to speak, but Chu Ci and a few people hurriedly persuade him.

"Don't!"

"Don't say it!"

"Master, wait!"

It's a pity that it's too late, just heard the word 'Tang', a sudden change occurred, the body of the shopkeeper suddenly swelled, swelled to a height of three meters, directly opened the clothes, and the whole person also became a monster with thick body hair, it stretched out a fan-like hand, and pumped it to Tang Seng's head.

"Be careful!" Sun Wukong shouted.

The monster smirked, it's too late!

A slap was pasted on Tang Seng's shiny big bald head.

Click!

The crisp sound of a fracture sounded on the spot.

The monster smirked: "Hahaha! Tang Seng, I'm going to eat you today! ”

Everyone looked at the monster with inexplicable eyes, as if they were worshipping the martyrs.

"Donor, your hand... Doesn't it hurt? Tang Seng realized it later, raised his head, and was very sincere and concerned.

"Huh?" The monster feels inexplicable, you monk don't cry and shout, you hug your head and shout, and care about what I do as a monster.

Chu Ci looked at the monster's hand with a little pity, and the monster's gaze fell on it, the palm of the hand was completely deformed, the fingers and claws peeled off, and the flesh and blood were blurred.

Seeing this scene, the monster's pain surged up his head like a tide, screaming in fright, his face turned pale, shouting that the monster was crawling, and he escaped from the inn and lost two shoes.

"Huh? Why does that monster call me a poor monk monster, a poor monk is a human being. Tang Seng looked at everyone with an innocent face.

"It's probably Master Shenwei who scared away the monsters!" The little white dragon directly whitewashed Tang Seng.

"Hehe, that's true!" x2, on the contrary, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing are all not so pious.

Sun Wukong squatted on the chair, looking lazy and scoundrel: "The road is difficult, there are monsters in this town, maybe there will be soldiers to arrest us soon, we must leave immediately, Fang Cai Dian Xiaoer said that the front is Wuzhuang Guan, maybe we can go there to spend the night." ”

"That's a good idea!" Chu Ci agreed, and said in his heart, the taste of the ginseng fruit, we haven't tasted it yet, just try it. (To be continued.) )