Not only the Bodhidharma people, but even the earthlings are stupid. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at the huge round balls suspended in the air, he couldn't help but look at Li Guan, how did Nima come up with this way of fighting?

Li Guan had already figured out that the future battle of the earth would definitely require the help of meteorites and other planets in the universe. Because every inch of soil on the earth is very precious, Li Guan is reluctant to use the territory of the earth to fight.

"Hardening!"

The satellite stopped spinning, snapped into the air, and then shrunk instantly. While hardening, the mass is constantly compressed and shrinking.

The appearance is made of earth waves. Layer after layer of waves spread on the satellite, and the strong centripetal force squeezed inward layer by layer.

After a while, Li Guan felt a 'rattle' sound from inside the satellite, and he knew in his heart that it was almost in place.

"Harden again!"

'Quack, Quack'

There was a tooth-sore crushing sound inside, like popping beans, and Li Guan stopped and shouted: "Pack it and take it away, check if there is any live mouth." ”

Xunmeng nodded, and suddenly released a black hole, instantly sucking the satellite, along with the hundreds of spaceships surrounded in it, into the other-dimensional space. The spaceship fled in all directions, and like flies, there was no way to do it. Only when they gather together, it will be more labor-saving.

The Bodhidharma people's plan to penetrate the earth was unsuccessful after all, because the comet came so suddenly, no one thought that the falling comet would change its orbit and change its appearance.

The Bodhidharma people couldn't react at all and were caught in the net, and before they could fight back, they were already wrapped, and then they began to be squeezed.

The material of their spaceship can only be said to be relatively hard, but it has not yet reached the point of antimatter, and Li Guan only used fifty percent of his strength just now to test the defense limit of the Dharma Star Spaceship. I have some disdain in my heart, but this broken ship still dares to invade the earth?

In extradimensional space, satellites are suspended in a completely vacuum. Li Guan carried a large group of senior leaders and followed Xun Meng into this space.

"Spread out."

Li Guan spoke, and the satellite, which was about ten kilometers in diameter, instantly spread, turned into fluid, flowed to another place, and then recondensed into a sphere. On the spot, hundreds of scrap iron appeared.

The first group immediately approached to inspect it, but found no living organisms. It's all gone, and even the artificial intelligence is gone.

Li Guan sighed with some regret: "I thought there would be two people alive, why didn't there be any one." ”

"I immediately issued an order to search the ships scattered on Earth to see if there were any living holes."

Jiang Tao said.

Zhang Wenjing waved his hand: "No need, I can't find anyone alive." ”

"Why?"

"They don't adapt to the environment of the planet. As soon as you touch the earth's air with unprotected skin, you will die,"

"Huh? Why? Are aliens so vulnerable? ”

Zhang Wenjing sighed regretfully and said, "Didn't you also catch a spaceship two days ago?" The alien was brought back by our first group for interrogation, but he died before he survived three hours. ”

"Why did you die? Is it because they need to breathe another gas that is not on Earth? ”

"It's not."

Zhang Wenjing said with a grotesque face: "The final inspection said that he had a cold and died." ”

"Huh? What's that? ”

"Got a cold?"

"Do aliens still catch colds?"

"Didn't you give him a heavy sense?"

“……”

The death of the Bodhidharma people on the earth has also reminded the earthlings not to land on other planets at will, the danger really does not only come from natural disasters and man-made disasters.

Bodhidharma is devoid of water, and they are not conceived from water like Earth creatures. Their planet is a different environment, and they were born in a completely different environment from Earth.

The Bodhidharma people can also get sick, but their current level of science has overcome all kinds of diseases on their native planet. The cells in their bodies have been eaten, and the disease is all under control and will not appear again.

But colds, which are the specialty of earthlings and earthly creatures. The probability of a cold virus on other planets is very small.

Earthlings are accustomed to colds, and there are antibodies such as white blood cells in their bodies. Although it can never cure a cold, you can only constantly suppress the cold virus, but a cold really does not cause death, because the earthlings are used to it. And every living thing on earth is born with a cold virus.

But the Bodhidharma people have never been exposed to colds, and there are no antibodies such as white blood cells in their bodies. In the body, I can't adapt to the cold at all. This is the result of a long evolution, the emergence of 'not being able to adapt in a short time'.

Therefore, the Dharma star who was captured alive, when he came into contact with the earthlings, spread through saliva when he spoke, and spread it through the air, and the cold virus quickly invaded.

After the cold virus enters the body of the Bodhidharma people, it is like entering the Pure Land of the Western Heavens, without any natural enemies, and no cell has a way to take it. I can only watch the cold virus continue to spread and multiply.

Then the Bodhidharma people began to sneeze, began to cough, began to have a runny nose.

In the end, the whole body had a high fever, the brain burned out, and he was finally choked to death by a mouthful of phlegm......

Since he captured the Dharma man alive, he didn't have time to say a word. As soon as he was brought back to Earth, he caught a cold, and then died very quickly.

The alien had to catch a cold and died, which is simply absurd to say, which makes people lose their big teeth.

Li Guandu is a little unconvinced, are aliens so vulnerable?

But the truth is this, and it makes sense. And the Bodhidharma people were indeed killed by a cold after examination, which is unbelievable.

It's like bacteria that have adapted to survive in the heat and die as soon as they enter the cold. Different growth environments bring different antibodies.

"Arida's fellow has been with us for so long, why haven't they caught a cold?"

Number One asked this question.

Xunmeng said: "Arida's fellow villagers say that their planet also has water, and their environment is similar to that of the earth. I guess they also have antibodies against colds, right? Or should they have similar diseases on the earth, cells similar to those of earthlings, right? ”

"Hey, what the hell. Doesn't that mean that we can send a random bird into these alien planets and spread bird flu. Can you destroy them? ”

Liu Xu touched his chin funny.

This proposal is ridiculous, but it has to make people think deeply.

At this time, the space agency of Damo Star was watching the video of their battle with the earthlings through the recorders of those spaceships.

After reading it, the Bodhidharma people couldn't come back to their senses for a long time: "Is this the power of God?" ”

"That's a kingdom of God, right?"

"Does everyone have the power to destroy the world? Why is that? ”

"It's not scientific."

"Reconcile, coexist peacefully, underestimate them."

"Fighting them, it's not like we're slaughtering them. We will also have casualties and losses, which is not worth it. ”

“……”

The Bodhidharma didn't care about Earth at all before, because they didn't see any high-end technology. But now, I have seen something more advanced than technology - the evolutionary group.

All of them were confused.

They know that in the face of earthlings, it is no longer cost-effective to be tough. I thought I could slaughter earthlings at will without wasting any cost.

But now, they saw the strength of the earthlings. They understand that no matter how tough they are, there will be losses on both sides. Kill 1,000 enemies and lose 800 yourself.

The supreme leader of Dharma Star immediately spoke: "Send troops into that planet and negotiate reconciliation." Let them compensate us for the loss of men and horses, and then the well water does not interfere with the river water. ”

"And what if they don't reconcile?"

"They have civilization, they are not fools. Fighting will only increase the cost, and there is no need to fight. Let's take this breath. ”

“……”

Immediately, a fleet from Bodhidharma Star sailed into the earth with the "national flag" of Bodhidharma and stopped in the universe outside the earth.

"#¥#%" The megaphone on the spacecraft, facing the globe, sounded in the language of the universe.

The cosmic language spread to all corners of the earth, and everyone looked at Jin Qiong, waiting for his translation.

After a while, Jin Qiong laughed: "The aliens are instigated." They are now coming to reconcile, saying that it is better to settle the grievances than to settle them, which is probably what they mean. ”

Li Guan listened quietly and did not speak.

Jin Qiong said: "However, they said that there is a condition. That is, we attacked them first, causing them to suffer heavy losses. So we need to pay them war reparations, and the reparations are just that: three trillion square meters of water. ”

"Fart!"

"Do you want us to pay compensation?"

"Fuck off. 、”

"Why don't they talk about the earth they invaded first?"

"Why do alien planets have unequal treaties?"

"It's shameless."

“……”

Jin Qiong looked at Li Guan: "Alliance leader, do you want to reconcile?" ”

Li Guan lit a cigarette and smiled: "And a chicken." Fight if you want? You can make peace with you? As I said, in the current earth, whoever wants to bully us, we will destroy them first. ”

"Huh? What does that mean by Brother Guan? ”

Li Guan sneered: "Fight, fight hard." Keep fighting, until they are homeless, until they are extinct. What I've said is not a fart, whoever has the idea of bullying us will pay the price of perdition. The earth has always been manipulated by aliens, and now, it is time to rise up. ”

"I heard that their planet is big and has a suitable sun. Let's go, it's time for us to invade them! ”

“……”

Earth is now hungry for battle!

Don't be afraid to be an enemy of anyone, not afraid of any enemy. If people don't offend me, I still want to offend others. If you mess with me, you'll be extinct.

As Li Guan said: Reconciliation? And a chicken! (To be continued.) )