Chapter 13 The Difference Between Senior Otaku and Secondary 2 Patients
Wu Tian also has no fear. She could see it, but what she saw was a coin. Even if you tell her, it's useless to take it to the gacha machine, there is only one Lord of Time, and as long as he is still the Lord of Time, there can be no other.
I'm not afraid that she will take the coin, as long as this coin, if it leaves him, within three days, it will disappear and merge into the timeline.
"Can you send me?"
"Is it a betrothal?"
"You have a poor mouth, but you have to be careful."
"No more pursuing my friends?"
"Is this coin worth it? He almost killed me! ”
"Absolute value." Wu Tian replied cautiously.
The beauty put away the coin, which was considered a transaction, and said, "Little friend, did you find something?" ”
"First of all, I'm an adult, not a child, you can call me big brother or brother! It's not that hard! In addition, I found that the identity of the person we want to save is not ordinary, and he does not change his face to the gun! Can you tell us, you are the rich second generation? Or the second generation of officials? Or is it the second generation of the military? Or are you all three? ”
Yuqing covered her mouth and smiled: "History, this has been guessed by you, it seems that you really can't call you a child, what is your name?" ”
"My surname is Wu, catchy and downward, one word for one day! Call me Wu Tian, beauty, what is your name?
"Yuqing."
Surname Yu? Does the underworld have that Hades with a daughter surnamed Jade? After checking it for a long time, it doesn't seem to look like it. Is it a pseudonym? With this Yuqing's temperament, it shouldn't be.
As for the rich second generation or something, the ghost believes it. In the world, is there a second generation that can call out the door of the underworld? Joke.
"Okay, the person you want to save is safe and sound, should you send me up now?"
"It's a pleasure."
Somi's muscles tensed, and the safety of the gun was not closed! Watching Yuqing's every move at all times, he has been struggling on the line of life and death for many years, and instinctively trembling at this woman with a weak appearance.
"Wu Tian, this friend of yours is really interesting, he is not a Chinese, right? There are not many people who can hold guns in China. ”
"Nationality is not, but half of the blood is."
"What kind of big business are you doing? I heard him call you boss. ”
"He's my friend and subordinate, what about me? Professional otaku, at home for a long time, when I go out today, I meet Sister Yuqing, or, I'll be East at night? Make a good memory? ”
"Want to invite me? It's not good, you don't even know how long you'll have to wait in line. ”
"That's just right, my favorite thing to do is cut the line."
"You? You're going to be beaten to a pig's head. Yuqing shook his head and smiled.
"How so? We sacrificed our lives to save people, Miss Yuqing also has to be rewarded, right? Besides, the escort of one of your regiments will not be able to beat a single Suomy. ”
Wu Tian pointed at Suomy's assault rifle.
"Do you often pick up girls like this? Technology is really bad, is it that if I don't agree, I'm going to put a gun at the table? ”
"I didn't say anything about pointing a gun at you. As for the technique you mentioned, that's it, I've played the games of Pickle Girl, Wolf of the Tram, Heartbeat Memories, Tail Line, Sexy Beach, Love Development, etc., and I'm very good at picking up girls. ”
Wu Tian said very proudly.
"Are you really an otaku?" Yuqing is embarrassed.
"Not an otaku? Will it still be a man's house? If it is fake, this otaku, I have been in the industry for five years, I know astronomy, I know geography, look for me, yes. ”
To be honest, Wu Tian has been in the industry for five years, and he is still a little proud.
"Is this the Form 2 boy? It's been so painful, but today I finally saw it. ”
Hearing Yuqing say this, Wu Tian hurriedly corrected it.
"No, no, I'm an otaku, and the second middle school teenager is two different things, the second middle school is also known as the second middle school disease, is a kind of "excess self-awareness" disease, always self-centered, unable to listen to the opinions of others, and has a rebellion against the society, and the symptoms of the second middle school often include arrogance, poisonous tongue and many other diseases. ”
"As far as I know, there are a lot of people with secondary two diseases, and packing a thousand is a few, so I'll give you an example."
Then there is Wu Tiangushing, just like the example of Jiang Shui, who is easy to get to all kinds of anime characters, and directly scares Yuqing, but Suomi listens with relish.
For example, Sasuke in "Naruto", arrogance and pretending to be cool gradually turned into serious arrogance, black belly and other serious diseases, and the most shocking thing is the confession with Naruto Century, if you want to die, we will die together! This kind of two diseases in the basic situation is difficult to heal!
There is also Killua from "Full-Time Hunter", who is always tired of those adults and wants to break out of the world by himself, obviously he is a little kid and has to work hard to separate society! This symptom is already arrogant! It must not be taken lightly.
"Ghoul" Yuki Natsuno, this tsundere attribute is also obvious to all, what kind of attitude to treat others, what kind of attitude to treat parents. It is also seriously self-centered, blaming parents, disobedience, in short, the medicine can't be stopped!
In the end, there is another one called the night god moon, we should call the moon god, this kid gets a pamphlet, and the one who kills makes a person rejoice, thinking that it is a good thing for society to do this, and that the government will never have the ability to benefit society. I want to bring the world back on track and create my own ideal living environment! Yo, too good can also cause secondary two symptoms!
So, the difference between the second and the otaku, the sky and the earth! Look at how quiet our otaku are, how much they have contributed to society, increased various consumption, and indirectly created many jobs for society.
I don't know how many points the crime rate has been lowered, giving non-otaku male compatriots the right to choose their spouses first, leaving the rest for themselves, great humanity is not enough to explain everything, in fact, it's too much, being an otaku is tears
Yuqing was really stunned, look, how professional, it's really a senior otaku.
If there is an otaku committee, this Wu Tian otaku should be issued a god-level otaku qualification certificate.
Wu Tian talked for a long time, and his mouth was dry, and he realized that there was still something to be done!
"Yuqing, I'll treat you at night!"
"Are you really going to have a treat?"
"Can I still take a leave of absence? Do you want to pay back the money if I treat you? Others don't know, I Wu Tian will definitely not be able to do it, you can rest assured! Oh, and I'll tip too. ”
Yuqing is embarrassed, the world of otaku, she thinks it's so profound.
For the otaku's kind invitation, Yuqing felt that it was a little difficult to refuse, but it was already arranged for the evening
"Okay, it's already four o'clock in the afternoon, and if I can get to the county seat at half past five, I'll agree."
"It's easy." Wu Tian snapped his fingers.
Suomi looked at Yuqing's harmless super-beauty appearance again, turned off the safety of the rifle, and pressed the instrument hanging on his wrist.