Chapter 2: I'm so stupid, really

One of the biggest advantages of modern people is that they are very receptive - even if the Wangs and cats suddenly start to rule the earth tomorrow, most people will be able to accept it calmly and even feel relieved.

So it only took Xiao Yu ten minutes to recognize and accept the fact of the existence of the "Chrono Anchor System".

He took a deep breath, suppressed his beating heart, and asked:

"System, in what way do I want to promote and popularize real martial arts?"

"Through the live broadcast."

Xiao Yu's eyes were empty, and the slot in his heart was almost breaking through the sky: "The problem of live broadcast is very big, okay!" First of all, I don't know martial arts at all, and secondly, spread martial arts on the Internet, are you sure that the police uncle will not come up to check the water meter? ”

"Don't worry about that." The sweet voice said leisurely, "At that time, the system will help the host to travel through the martial arts world and synchronize the live broadcast function, the host can specify a live broadcast platform, and lock the live broadcast channel." At that time, the live channel will be protected by the system, and no one can break or block it. ”

"That's a good idea." Xiao Yu nodded, and asked the question he was concerned about again, "What are the restrictions on traveling through the martial arts world?" And live streaming requirements? ”

"The host is smart enough to think of this so quickly."

Nonsense, I'm a part-time worker, and you've ever seen a wage earner who only gets paid and doesn't work.

"The host has twenty-four hours to prepare, and when the time comes, it will cross into the martial arts world in the form of body crossing, and the way of crossing will be randomly chosen."

"The host can stay in this martial arts world for up to ninety days, and during this time, the host must transmit at least one kind of martial arts to the humans of the original space-time earth, not limited to internal martial arts or horizontal external martial arts."

"Wait!" Xiao Yu raised his hand, always feeling that there was a big conspiracy here, "Is that all these requirements?" All I have to do is start streaming? ”

"Of course not," the female voice said softly, "At least one million people on Earth in the original time and space have learned this martial art in order to be considered successful." ”

“……”

Xiao Yu couldn't complain anymore.

I knew it!

I knew it wasn't going to be that simple! It's waiting for me to dig a pit here! Can you still have fun playing bastard!

What is the concept of a million people tuning in to watch a live stream? This baby only has a few hundred viewers at present, okay, even those top popular anchors, it's just that!

And it is also necessary to make the audience believe in the content of the live broadcast and be successful in practicing martial arts...... Why don't we just play this hellish difficulty right away!

"Isn't that too much to ask?" Xiao Yu raised his hand weakly, "Can we start the challenge from the novice mode?" ”

"Sorry, this is already the minimum requirement, and the live streaming requirements will be gradually increased in the future as the host performs."

"Bang-"

Xiao Yu only felt that he was hit by another arrow in his knee, and finally couldn't stand still and fell to his knees.

Your sister, why is it that other people's systems are intimate little padded jackets, and when you come to me, you will become a black-hearted unscrupulous boss!

These days are worse than the ruzi cow, people eat grass, squeeze out milk, not only do I have no one to feed, but I have to be constantly squeezed blood, bastard!

"Reminder, there will be a corresponding punishment for failing the mission." The system's voice sounded sweetly, "If you fail to meet the standard in the first live broadcast, you will be punished by randomly forgetting the ability you have learned, the second time you don't meet the standard, all the abilities you have learned will be cleared, and if you don't meet the standard the third time, you will be deprived of your life directly." ”

Enough, don't say such horrible words in such a sweet voice, you have exposed your belly to the black!

"I'll bear it!" Xiao Yu clenched his fists and inhaled deeply.

In ancient times, there was the humiliation of Han Xin's crotch and the humiliating punishment of Sima Qian, the ancestors could bear it, and the temporary confession was also acceptable.

He said with empty eyes:

"What about employee benefits, don't tell me you don't have any."

"This system will open the mall to the host, and the host can view it by itself." A message soon came from the system, "And the host will also get a starter pack, which can be viewed by themselves, and the host will also receive an additional 200% Root Bone and Perception bonus." ”

"Hmph, hit a stick to give a sweet date, I've long been used to this kind of method!" Xiao Yu turned his head arrogantly, and his eyes fell on the system mall.

As soon as the mind moved, the mall interface unfolded in front of you, and the products on it were varied, dazzling, dizzying, and dazzling.

"Ahh

I saw that the top product name was impressive-

Chaos Immortal Body: The exercises practiced by the Pangu Supreme are used to prove the Tao with strength, heaven and earth are immortal when they die, and the universe is destroyed but they still exist!

Selling price......

Xiao Yu counted the long row of zeros, and nodded expressionlessly: "Well, 100 million gold coins, not bad." ”

What a fart! Just look at the name and know that this top-notch exercise is not so easy to buy, so it's purely a gimmick to put it here!

His gaze shifted slightly, and he landed on the second exercise that was slightly lower:

Heavenly Ethereal Record. After cultivating to the fullest, you can use your body to fit the Dao, incarnate into the Dao of Heaven, and live with the Heavens.

The third exercise is also bull-banging:

Taixuan Three Clears and One Qi Formula: Three Clears and One Qi, step by step to give birth to lotus, cultivate to the fullest, you can incarnate a Great Dao Saint, and enjoy the cosmic luck.

Xiao Yu swept ten lines from these exercises with empty eyes, without the slightest expression on his face.

In a sense, Xiao Yu is actually a very contented person-

These exercises, which cost hundreds of millions of gold coins at every turn, are impossible to learn with your toes! Only the most dreamers will have unrealistic fantasies about them!

He quickly dragged the list of malls and pulled it directly to the end, and found that the lowest level of martial arts was indeed much cheaper, and the lowest only needed ten gold coins.

For example, Taijiquan, such as Bajiquan, such as Taizu Changquan......

Enough, it's all martial arts in reality, you can learn it by finding some respected old martial artists, don't you think it's too shameless to put it in the mall, be kind, bastard!

In addition, he also saw the three points of returning to the vitality, the Nine Yin True Scripture, the Great Shift of Qiankun, Ling Bo Weibu, the Northern Spiritual Skill, the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending and so on and so on, but it is not a martial arts skill that exists in reality.

It's a pity that he didn't have the opportunity to personally verify the authenticity of the system martial arts - because he didn't have a single gold coin at the moment, and he was undisputedly poor.

Xiao Yu did not rush to ask, but looked at the system mall very patiently, and found that the mall items can be roughly classified into three categories:

Exercises, weapons, sundries.

The exercises are the ones above, and there is no need to mention them again. In terms of weapons, from artifacts such as Pangu Open Heaven Axe and Creation Jade Disc to Xiao Li's flying knife and iron wire gold ring, Xiao Yu even saw a "bag of quicklime" that specializes in hurting people's eyes and has the effect of turning things around, as well as the necessary artifact "slab brick" for big **** street fights.

As the saying goes: no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. But what the hell is a brick! What a weak martial arts master is to be knocked down by a brick!

And shouldn't the martial arts style be as white as snow, peerless and captivating, a sword coming from the west, and flying immortals outside the sky. Quicklime in one hand and bricks in the other, that kind of picture feels too dirty just to think about, and you can't look at it directly!

Finally, there are sundries, and there are also a lot of things in the sundries, from dry food, fresh water to smiling half-step madness, from a hundred years of Zhuguo to the Nine Heavens of Rest, as for the Xianxia-level Zhuji Dan, Yuanying Dan, Immortal Brew, and Drunken Immortal Drink. It can be described as everything, all-encompassing.

None of this is a problem, the problem is that there is no money on hand.

"How do I earn coins?" Xiao Yu asked a bloody question.

"The first is to spread martial arts, and each one will be rewarded with 100 gold coins, and the more people who master this martial art in the original time and space, the greater the reward. A million people are 100 gold coins, 10 million people are 1,000 gold coins, and 100 million people are 10,000 gold coins. ”

"There is no limit to the number of martial arts that can be taught, the more you teach, the more you will gain."

"At the same time, the reward income of the host during the live broadcast will also be converted into mall gold coins according to a certain percentage."

"I see." Xiao Yu nodded, and suddenly said, "What, let's discuss, the title of 'host' sounds awkward, why don't you call me master?" ”

The female voice of the system was slightly silent:

“…… Insufficient permissions. ”

Xiao Yu's eyes lit up: "Hey, there's a door!" ”

"Insufficient authority" and "can't" are completely two different concepts, that is, as long as the authority is sufficient, he is completely able to turn over as a serf and sing.

However, it was still a cautious run-in period, and he didn't dare to say anything, so as not to anger the system elf, so he just smiled and clicked on the newbie gift package that was given.

Then, his face turned green all of a sudden.

Screams that made people sad and wept sounded from the room:

"Your sister, what the hell is this!!"

Pinching the pill in his hand, Xiao Yu almost wanted to die.

"Item: Three Eternal Pills."

"This product is developed by Chang'e, the fairy of the Moon Palace, all rights reserved, and infringement must be investigated. After consumption, all injuries will be restored and the effect of eternal appearance will be obtained. ”

"Note: This pill is for women only."

What a cheat!

Although I know that the starter pack may be pitiful, this is too pitiful! The whole person fell into the pit with a "poof", and he couldn't climb up!

Xiao Yu was in tears, he originally expected that the gift package would give away things that can quickly improve his strength, such as the Ten Perfection Tonic Pills and Dragon Tiger Strong Bone Powder, and it would be good to have a few weapons for self-defense, but what the hell is this face Eternal Dan! And it's only for women!

"I'm stupid, really." Xiao Yu's fingers trembled, and he lit a cigarette to suppress his shock, "I know that the newbie gift package can't have good things, and I still have so much expectations for it, it's really stupid......"