Chapter 278: Warm the Bed
"Ying Ning?"
Xiao Yu was slightly taken aback. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Although I knew that this girl should be a first-class spirit, I really didn't expect that she would be a famous woman in Liaozhai.
Ying Ning has two major hobbies in her life:
One loves flowers, and the other loves laughter.
Love flowers for no reason, love for laughter for no reason.
Although she is a fox spirit, she is definitely not the kind of evil demon who picks yang and replenishes yin, she grew up in the mountains since she was a child, and she is actually a woman who is as beautiful as a mountain flower.
Not into the red dust, not stained with the dust of the world, her current smile, pure and flawless, amazingly beautiful, seems to be able to amaze the time, gentle the years.
At the same time, the friends in the live broadcast room were also in a commotion-
"Infant Ning? I've seen her story in the new version of Chatzhai. ”
"It's worthy of being the woman with the best smile in the chat, and the healing smile just now made my whole body crisp."
"Write with both hands to prove your innocence."
"It's so cute, like holding it in your arms and doing something shameful."
"Open the door upstairs, your delivery has arrived."
"I have been serving people with the surname Ma all my life, the first Marx changed my thinking, the second Ma Yun changed my concept of consumption, the third Ma Rong subverted my outlook on life, the fourth mosaic stopped my exploration of human civilization, and finally the 'mentally handicapped Ma' upstairs."
“……”
Xiao Yu didn't expect to meet Ying Ning, and immediately asked with interest: "Do you know Wang Zifu?" ”
"Prince's suit?" Ying Ning shook her head, "I don't know." ”
It seems that Ying Ning's story has not yet begun, and I don't know if she will be able to meet a man named Wang Zifu in the future like in the story.
Yan Chixia cooked the food, sat next to it, and breathed silently.
"Huh?" After a while, Yan Chixia suddenly sighed softly, and her face showed a little joy.
He was half-kneeling on the ground, his head bowed, sniffing east and west with his nose, and even picking up a handful of black-brown soil and putting it in his mouth.
Xiao Yu was curious: "What do you do?" ”
Yan Chixia waved her hand, "I found something. ”
As he spoke, he took out a brown paper package from his bosom, untied it, and sprinkled fine powder around the big bluestone, which was pale yellow, but it was a very common sulfur powder, which was used to ward off evil spirits and repel insects.
Then Yan Chixia lifted the corner of the large bluestone that he was sitting on, and sprinkled some sulfur powder on the bottom of the black bluestone, and then waited with wide eyes.
It didn't take long for a rapid and chaotic crawling sound to come from the darkness under the stone, and then Xiao Yu saw a scorpion crawling out of the shadows with its double claws and sharp barbs on its tail! The scorpion's body surface was gray-brown, the length of the index finger, as if it had been frightened, and ran out in a panic, and was quickly picked up by Yan Chixia, who was squatting aside, with chopsticks and thrown into the cloth bag.
Immediately afterwards, several black-brown scorpions fled in a panic, one by one, but none of them escaped Yan Chixia's claws.
After waiting for a while, seeing that there were no more scorpions crawling out below, Yan Chixia stopped and explained:
"When I first started to catch heads, I once took over a case, saying that there are often people who die mysteriously on the mountain road, and the deceased is pale, as if they were killed by demons and ghosts.
"It turns out that those unlucky people will rest on a big bluestone halfway, and when they rest, the black scorpion under the stone will crawl out, and they can easily kill them with just a bite."
"Don't look at me like that...... Well, I did risk my life and was stung by a poisonous scorpion, which solved the case. ”
Saying that, he actually smiled, and there was a taste of remembrance in his eyes, and said:
"Later, I chased a group of bandits outside the Saiwai, the wind and snow were cold, and I accidentally fell into the root of the disease, and my knee would hurt very much on a rainy day, and then I met a female doctor, she prescribed me medicine, the main medicine of which was a scorpion, and after eating it, it was obviously much better."
However, it is recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica" that scorpions are a good medicine for the treatment of rheumatism, stroke, arthritis, etc., but it can make Yan Chixia show such a look, and there must be a grudge entangled.
It's just that he doesn't want to say it, and Xiao Yu is also very respectful and won't ask more.
Some things just need to be buried in the bottom of the heart, and it is good for a person to silently chew on memories in the dead of night.
……
The fish were roasted first, these fish were no more than the size of a palm, and their bodies were slender, and at this moment, under the baking of the flames, the skin of the fish was cracked in some places, revealing a mass of snow-white flesh, which was even more attractive.
Before eating, Yan Chixia went to pick some wild vegetables, mixed with grilled fish and stuffed into her mouth, the crisp click of the leaves, the light fragrance of the fish, the sweet and sour of the wild vegetables, the taste mixed together is quite peculiar, people can't stop, Yan Chixia didn't even spit out the fish bones, and swallowed them after chewing.
Xiao Yu looked at Ying Ning, "Do you want to be together?" ”
Ying Ning's eyebrows and eyes were crooked, revealing a big smile, and said crisply:
"Okay."
She straightened her skirt, squatted next to Xiao Yu, took the grilled fish generously, and ate it slowly. The girl's eating movements are neither rude nor reserved, giving people just the right feeling, which is quite pleasing to the eye.
"Two drinks?" Yan Chixia looked at Xiao Yu expectantly, he was quite a good drinker, but since he drank Xiao Yu's Jian Nanchun the day before yesterday, he couldn't look down on other dregs anymore.
Xiao Yu nodded, took out a bottle of spirits and threw it to him, he also drank the wine in the toast in one gulp, and the cold wine fell into his throat, bringing a burning feeling.
"It smells terrible!" Ying Ning wrinkled her nose and waved her hand, obviously not interested in the smell of alcohol.
The girl ate very little, only ate a little, then went to the stream to wash her hands, then hugged her knees, sat next to Xiao Yu, her hair fluttered in the wind, in the undulating sea of flowers, under the warm sun, she sang a leisurely ballad, the voice was crisp, there was an ethereal taste, it was very good.
After eating and drinking enough, and resting for a while, Xiao Yu got up and was about to leave, who knew that Ying Ning suddenly grabbed his arm and said:
"Come back with me."
"Huh?"
Xiao Yu was confused.
Ying Ning blinked and said:
"Before my mother died, she once told me that if she met a man she liked, she would knock him out with a stick and drag him home......"
Damn, your mother is actually a man, this method is too direct and rude.
"I don't know what it's like, but you smell good, and I like ......"
Enough is enough, just choose your favorite man by taste, there is no more unreliable person in this world than you.
Ying Ning pursed her pink lips slightly, very distressed: "I just wanted to knock you out and drag you home, but I don't seem to be able to beat that beard, what should I do......"
Ying Ning raised her head and grinned:
"I want to come and go, so I can only go with you."
Xiao Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth and said speechlessly: "Why do you think I will take you away?" ”
"I can sing, did you just sing well?"
"Sorry, I don't like to listen to songs." Xiao Yu sternly refused.
Ying Ning's little face collapsed, pinched the corners of her clothes, and said:
"Then I'll warm the bed."
Poof――
Xiao Yu spurted out a mouthful of old blood three feet away, girl, what about your festival, I can't listen to it anymore.
Finally relieved, Xiao Yu struggled and asked, "Do you know what it means to warm a bed?" ”
Ying Ning grinned and said:
"My mother said that as long as I stripped naked, I would naturally know when the time came."
Your sister, where is your mother sacred, and she is too strong.
Yan Chixia laughed and said:
"I think this girl has a pure heart, you might as well just keep it by your side, and it's not bad to be a bed warmer."
"Yes, yes." Ying Ning hurriedly nodded and sniffed beside Xiao Yu, "The bearded man has said it, if you don't agree, he may knock you out and drag you home." ”
“……”
Yan Chixia's old face darkened, and she looked at the sky with a snort.
……
After a few days, the trio finally made it out of the mountains.
On the way down the mountain, Xiao Yu once again saw what is called the autumn of troubled times, and his life is like a mustard.
I saw a caravan passing by at the foot of the mountain from a distance, but there was a red python lazily basking in the sun next to it, the giant python was as thick as a bucket, and the body surface was a layer of blood-red giant scales, if the size of a palm, it looked really hideous.
I don't know if I was angered by the sound of horses' hooves or how, but instead of running, I jumped directly onto the road to eat people.
"Monster, it's a monster!"
"Spread out, everyone, don't come closer!"
The leader of the caravan shouted hoarsely, and the accompanying dart riders began to fight back, but the arrows fired could only be embedded in the python's body, but could not deal actual damage.
There was only one thin Taoist priest wearing an apricot yellow robe, who was far away from the talisman seal, and could occasionally ignite a palm-sized fire, but unfortunately it was useless.
By the time Xiao Yu and Yan Chixia arrived, there were already four or five people who had been devoured by the demon python, and when he locked the demon python into the exquisite white jade pagoda, these people dared to come closer from afar.
But the shopkeeper beat his chest, and hated that the horses were so frightened that they fled, and that the goods were scattered all over the ground, but he paid no attention to the dead, and even the rest seemed to be accustomed to them—evidently that death had been seen too much, and had long since become insensitive.
At this time, the leader of the caravan came over, trembling like a rooster in the water, and said with a pale face:
"Thank you two strong men for helping, the little old man is grateful......"
This person's words were very respectful, obviously after seeing the strength of Xiao Yu and the others, he was afraid that they would turn their faces again.
Yan Chixia easily saw through his careful thoughts, but just smiled and ignored it.
"It's just a matter of pulling out a knife to help when the road is uneven," Xiao Yu is quite easy to speak, "This world is not peaceful, and it is not easy for everyone." ”
These words may have pierced the tears of the fat shopkeeper, he wiped his eyes with his white and tender hands, and suddenly said:
"Aren't you going to Kyoto?"
"Huh?" Xiao Yu looked sideways.
The fat shopkeeper hurriedly said:
"I'm waiting here to go to Kyoto to sell medicinal herbs, but it's still a hundred miles away from Kyoto, all the way over the mountains and mountains, I'm afraid it will be difficult to live in peace, I wonder if you can go with us?" (To be continued.) )