Beach volleyball, a good life, Wu Tian felt that his eyes were full of sunshine

Wow rub! I'm going blind! There is a light of 100,000 degrees at hand, and this light is again!

A deep-sea fish with a lamp on its head came out in front of Wu Tian, and the sharp and long fangs in its big mouth grinded Wu Tian's chest! The fangs also have barbs, which directly cause forced minus one damage to Wu Tian, who was only wearing a half-naked body in his trousers.

This is a hundred-year-old deep-sea anglerfish siren, about fifty centimeters long, semi-psychic, unable to speak, but already able to break away from the ocean and walk on land on four newly grown legs.

It was protesting to Wu Tian against Suomi for doing something that shouldn't have been done again!

"Somi, did you rob the fish's wife again? Didn't you just his wife? Also, I saw that you him before, and now I see that he is dying of hunger. You want to kill two fishes? ”

The deep-sea anglerfish is a parasitic fish, very peculiar, the male is much smaller than the female, and the appearance is different. Males of this species are the length of a finger and have small hooked teeth that allow them to attach to females.

Once attached, the male's circulatory system is connected to the female, and he spends the rest of his life as a parasite, from which all his nutrients are obtained. If the male is unable to find a female to cling to, then it will eventually starve to death.

Now, there's a male deep-sea anglerfish starving to death!

Of course, Suomi's taste is not as serious as Wu Tiankou said unabashedly, and after getting the female fish and the male fish.

Somi doesn't do it, he's just messing around, and he's just messing it up.

"Boss, ah, hello Sister Yuqing. Boss, it's the thousand-year-old snail demon who wants her big jaw to grind the snail shell, I'm just watching. ”

Suomi little Lori was standing next to a giant top, and a fish that was a few points bigger than the deep-sea anglerfish that had just fallen on Wu Tian's body was shaking its tail, reluctantly grinding the snail shell with her large jaw with fangs.

"Then you still snatched it, the thousand-year-old snail meat is so delicious?"

As a foodie, Wu Tian must be the first to try to pull, the taste is not very good, but the increase in physique of 0.1 still makes Wu Tian satisfied! This made him turn his mind on all the monsters present, thinking about how to cut a piece of meat from them and roast it.

I don't know why Suomi likes it so much? Is it because it's chewy?

At its feet was the sound of the fully automatic waves crashing against the shells of the deck of the sea.

"Uh-huh!" It is the comfortable ** sound of the thousand-year-old snail demon, cool to the depths, the old snail demon secretes a object from the snail, and then Suomi picks it up and puts it in the oven next to it, roasts it and eats it

"It's delicious, boss, why don't you eat it, it's so delicious" The oven just finished baking the last wave, took out the cooked one and put it raw, and Suomi ate it with relish.

Yuqing raised his forehead and said, "The old snail demon grinds his shell with a deep-sea anglerfish, and he is really drunk." ”

Wu Tian threw the male deep-sea anglerfish to Suomi, took out the sunscreen, rubbed his hands and let go of the seat and said, "Yuqing, I'll help you wipe your back." ”

As far as the eye can see, the entire sea field is really a veritable sea field, the Kraken Sea Field! I don't know why the Krakens don't swim in the sea instead of swimming in the sea.

"Yo, I'm not in the mood." Yuqing suddenly sighed again.

The clever Wu Tian made a zipper movement on his lips, wanting to arouse my curiosity? That's the second middle school hot-blooded teenager will ask, as a senior otaku, silence is the best weapon.

Therefore, Wu Tian shouted to stop Suomi's self-service barbecue, and asked Suomi to accompany him to play mobile phone battle competitive games, the other world can't be connected to the Internet and can't play mobile games, playing the computer is monotonous, and the RPG has been cleared N times and I don't want to play.

Suomi took out his mobile phone and PS5 connection adapter with a bitter face, and connected to the boss's mobile phone, no food, and was abused by the boss again, but he could be next to the boss, smelling the breath of the rotten man, this happiness is full of heaven and hell, and it's all tears, well, it's all tears.

Seeing Wu Tian's heartless appearance, Yuqing was happy, and said leisurely: "Last night, I was helping when Jin Yi recast his incarnation, and for some reason, there was a little problem with Jin Yi's incarnation."

"Yo, yes, Suomi, I've improved, my reflexes have improved, and I can knock out half of my blood."

Wu Tianyi's appearance of concentrating on fighting with Suomi fell in Yuqing's eyes, but it seemed to be a show, she smiled and said, "Wu Tian, do me a favor, Jin Yi's incarnation can't go on like this anymore." ”

"Can't help, really! When I talk to acquaintances, I don't hide it. "This is really Wu Tian's sincere words.

Suomi asked as if he had been kicked in the head by a donkey, "What's wrong with Kim Yi?" ”

Maybe it was because she felt the sudden change in the atmosphere, and when she raised her head, she saw the eyes of the boss waiting to copy your squid, and she suddenly withered, and she didn't dare to answer casually.

Yuqing gave Suomi an encouraging look appreciatively, thought about it, and then said with a smile: "Our incarnation can't connect with the main body in this other world, Jin Yi doesn't know what happened when he was reforged, his wounds turned out to rot and began to spread around. ”

"It's rotten? Which part? ”

Wu Tian showed a surprised expression and asked, "Syphilis?" Genital warts? Herpes? Acute gonorrhea? ”

Yuqing smiled weakly: "Have you often had this?" How clear? ”

"Nope! No, I'm very pure, it's just that I play a lot in the theme hospital, and I'm a special expert on venereal diseases, and I suspect that these strange fish must have pathogenic bacteria on them. ”

Wu Tian said seriously: "Experts suggest that Jin Yi take some antibiotics to pull." ”

"Just keep! Return the brick home! Yuqing sighed and said, "The spiritual power on Jin Yi's body is being consumed, and he can't get any supplies from this world where his spiritual power is thin. I'm afraid that if his incarnation dies, it will have a very big impact on his subject. ”

Speaking of this, Wu Tian can't refuse it openly, sister, Suomi, look at the good things you did! So, I could only nod and comfort: "I'll try my best." ”

"Hmm. He probably won't last more than seven days. ”

The atmosphere was suddenly a little cold, and Wu Tian could only continue to play games with Suomi.

Yuqing sat on the chair and leaned over and said, "I'm here to play too." ”

Belch! For this apprentice who has forgotten three ways, Wu Tian definitely surrendered with both hands raised.

"You fight with Somi first, and I'll guide you."

"Okay." Yuqing took Wu Tian's mobile phone, and then abused Suomi countless times under Wu Tian's yawning and guidance, and at a glance, he knew that Suomi was releasing water, which was the sequelae of the abuse habit, right?

Well, Yuqing abused Suomi and was addicted, holding the phone and refusing to let go, the sad Suomi could only be turned thousands of times in tears. It's really a sentence with tears in my eyes, and I'm going to be beaten!

At noon, the sun was shining, Wu Tian touched his belly, he was hungry.

"Let's eat." Wu Tian beckoned a deck tour bus, and the three of them went to the open-air restaurant on the back deck to eat.

At the dinner table, Yuqing finally stopped abusing Suomi and played a stand-alone RPG game.

Today's menu features a seasonal specialty, and at first glance, it's a strange fish.

Wu Tian and Suomi are carnivores, and they are used to big fish and big meat, so they are casual, and they order one by one.

Yuqing ordered her favorite hair cabbage, and it is said that in the past, when she was in the lower realm, she still ate hair cabbage from time to time despite the immortal Bigu.

The strange fish served to the table by the waiter, the treasure fish in the mouth of the dragon king, seemed to be more than twice as big as yesterday.

The waiter was called, and she said, "Today, the boat entered a new sea area, and there are all such big fish nearby, and small fish are rarely seen." ”

In addition, as soon as she asked her about it, Wu Tian stared at the big fish, and the bad premonition in his heart became stronger and stronger.

Isn't it just to be a full ghost? The first strike is strong, and the fish is eaten first, one less is one, this is a typical ostrich idea of Wu Tianshi.

"I said, Yuqing, you have to look like you are eating."

"Know, by the way, you guys are now fashionable to take pictures before eating! I'll also take a picture, and next time I will show it in the circle of friends of my colleagues in the Heavenly Court, so that those colleagues who don't have the opportunity to go to the lower realm will blush. Yuqing clicked on his mobile phone to take pictures. It's a flash of frenzy against tables and chairs.

"Please don't use you, generally speaking, except for foodies who will take pictures, that is, foodies have the privilege to take pictures, normal people only eat and don't take pictures."

Yuqing corrected: "Cut, this is your narrow thinking. ”

"Have you filmed it? Note that there are still people waiting for dinner, so think about it for relatives and friends who don't take pictures. "Wu Tian is already ready to feast.

Yu Qing said embarrassedly: "If you say this, it will cause readers to criticize me, and I seem to take pictures every day, and you will be punished for teaching me to play a game for a day today!" ”

Sister, it's tortured in disguise! I'm wrong, I can't do it! Wu Tian was also in tears, he didn't want to fight the cannon he had made.

"Well, you had a selfie yesterday." Yuqing, who was about to return his mobile phone, happened to look through his photos and flipped through them more.

"Yes, travel to the other world, but also a little commemoration, leave footprints, leave a photo with nature, this is a must-have drop for going out to play"

"Do you know this girl?"

Yuqing suddenly asked, Wu Tian didn't think about it, "Suomi will you not know?" ”

"No, it's this, this little girl than Scissorhands! I see that she seems to be very happy to take a picture with you. ”

Yuqing flipped the phone, put the phone in front of Wu Tian's eyes and said.

"What the hell?"

When Wu Tian saw it clearly, his hair exploded and his scalp was numb!

I saw that on the enlarged photo, a dragon head, a crab head, Wu Tian, and Lori's version of Suomi are recent photos, and the background is a fiery red magma, which is billowing smoke.

A three-year-old girl is at the junction of smoke and magma, her body in the smoke, her head and a hand outside the smoke, smiling at the camera like a scissor hand.

And, at the junction of the smoke and the little girl, there are a few dazzling colors next to the little girl, which seem to be the color of the clothes.

There was an indescribable weirdness, Wu Tian swallowed his saliva and flipped through the next one! It's the same angle, except that the little girl puts her index finger to her lips in a booshing pose.