I remember when I was a child, my grandmother told many stories about the underworld, the fair and honest Hades, the iron-faced and selfless judge, and even the black and white impermanence of the soul is also respectful and bullying, and will never bend the law for personal gain. And when he grew up, he came into contact with more literary works and TV series, Ren Song never thought that in reality, the ghosts of the underworld are more powerful than the people in the yang, and officials from all walks of life want to get up and take cards, which is even more blatant.

Therefore, when Ren Song saw the father-in-law of the land walking in the distance, he felt indescribable disgust in his heart, turned around and wanted to slip away, but who knew that after just taking two steps, he only felt that a flower appeared in front of him, and the fat old man had appeared in front of him.

Looking at Ren Song, a wandering soul that came out of nowhere, the land of Dongping was full of fire, now the way of the world has really changed, and the living people in the yang world don't believe in the gods, and even these wild ghosts and ghosts in the underworld dare to do it against themselves! "I'm also the god of the land! They don't even listen to me! The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he raised his crutches and knocked it again, and scolded in his mouth: "Okay, you bastard, let you bypass the county seat, you dare to turn back again!" After that, he raised his cane and beat him again.

The crutches were very heavy, and it was really not light to hit the body, if it weren't for Ren Song, he would have been a ghost, but I was afraid that he would have broken his tendons and fractures at this time. While trying his best to dodge the crutches of the land, he begged for mercy: "No...... Ahh......h Father-in-law...... Ah......h Don't be angry just yet...... Ah......h I didn't mean to...... Ahh......h It's really ...... Can't find the way! Every time he said a word, he was struck by the cane, and he couldn't help but cry out in pain, and the result was that a paragraph was scattered.

After he finished stammering, the land lord was tired of coming, and finally stopped, and asked with a sneer: "Can't find the way?" That Ren Song nodded hurriedly, and the fat old man sneered and said: "It's easy, my crutch is spiritual, and the road is very familiar, I'll let it take you." After that, he threw the crutch to the ground, but saw that the crutch was as if it was alive, and a one-legged jumper came to Ren Song's face, and he was really shocked.

Although I have also heard of any fairy spells, but I have never seen it with my own eyes, at this time, I saw one leg of the crutch "boom boom" jumping non-stop, and my heart was terrified. It's just that things have come to this point, and he can't be allowed to refuse, so he has to follow the crutch and leave.

Who knew that he was just about to take a step, but he heard the land shouting: "Wait, let me ask you, have you seen two little dolls, a man and a woman?" ”

"Huh? What little dolls? Ren Song, who was about to leave, took the opportunity to stop, but heard the land lord then sneer: "What a bastard, what kind of garlic to pretend, even you dare to rob my old man's blood food!" ”

"Blood food?" This coward was a little stunned when he heard this, and before he could think of how to answer, he heard the land lord continue: "Lao Tzu has been busy all morning, and he finally grabbed such a pair and wanted to make a tooth sacrifice, but he caught up with you bastard to manage the station to make trouble......" He said and suddenly sniffed, a pair of eyes glowed with thief light, and he looked at Ren Song coldly for a long time before squeezing out a few words from between his teeth: "Fruit...... Yes...... You! ”

"Tooth sacrifice? You...... Actually cannibalism? This cowardly finally understood what the fat land was talking about, but the content was too exciting, looking at the fat old man in front of him in fear, Ren Song stammered: "You...... Aren't you a god? How...... How could it be ......"

"Hey, hey, hey...... So what? Jinni? Hey...... The gods are also meant to eat! The fat old man on the opposite side interrupted with a sneer: "Besides, they are not human beings in the first place......" He just said this, but he heard Ren Song blurt out and interrupted: "Even if it is a ghost, it shouldn't be ......" Without waiting for him to finish speaking, he shouted violently, "Shut up!" Ren Song, who was frightened, didn't dare to speak......

Glaring at him fiercely, the old man said unhappily: "Who said they are ghosts!" It's just a pair of paper figures on the grave, and I don't know where it is Mr. Yin and Yang, who opened the light, but didn't point to the god. Let these two little things become spirits. Speaking of this, he looked at the surprised cowardice again, and then said: "If you don't clean them up in time, you will become monsters after a long time, are you responsible?" ”

It was only at this time that Ren Song really understood, it turned out that the two children were a pair of paper figures, and at this time he finally understood why he was so familiar, remembering that when his grandfather died in the past, he also used this kind of thing when he was at the funeral. Remembering that the two little ghosts had just gotten into his arms, he wanted to reach out and take off his clothes to take a look, but when he saw the angry and corrupt land lord opposite, his heart moved, and his arm moved slightly and stopped again.

"Hehe, that land father-in-law ......" said with a cheap smile: "If I hand over the two little dolls to you, can you let me go through the county seat?" …… That detour is really a bit far, I hurried back to return to the sun! Ren Song always felt that this fat old man wanted to go around the north by himself, and seven or eight times out of ten had bad intentions, so he made up his mind to use these two little ghosts and the fat old man to exchange the road to the county seat......

Hearing him say this, the land lord on the other side smiled a little weirdly: "It seems that you haven't been stupid enough to go home, and you know that you can't go to the north, hehe, but you're not smart enough?" As he was talking, he suddenly pointed to the crutch in front of Ren Song, "Boom! With a strange sound, the crutches slammed over, completely crushing Ren Song to the ground.

The cowardly only felt like a thousand pounds of boulders on his body, and he struggled a few times, but he couldn't move, and he screamed in his heart that it was not good, but he couldn't get out. But I saw the land lord come over with a smile and said, "Hehe, Han Xiong! Originally, it was fair to use those two little ghosts to change a way, but unfortunately, your father-in-law couldn't change it! ”

Originally, he heard him say that it was fair, but Ren Song's heart was relieved, and when he heard that he couldn't change it, he suddenly became nervous again, and shouted in his mouth: "Why? I'll hand over the two imps to you, you put a way to live, and I'll go back and burn another million for you, don't ...... Ten million Stygian coins, you ...... You ......"

"No! …… No! Without waiting for him to finish pleading, he heard the land lord on the other side laugh and say, "It's not that I don't want to change ...... It's really because, hehe, those two imps were exchanged for your soul, so ...... Doll, you think you're down...... Well? Before he could say a word, he suddenly looked suspicious, groaned a little, pointed at Ren Song and scolded: "Okay, you little king and eight lambs, you actually colluded with those two little devils to trick my old man!" ”

Sneered twice, but saw the fat old man wave his hand, the crutch jumped up and stood in the original, Ren Song saw the opportunity to turn over and stand up and turn around and run, only to hear the land sneer, but never chased, he ran all the way to the crossroads just now, and came to the crossroads just now, listening to what the fat old man said, this north is obviously impossible to go, he did not hesitate, he was about to go to the south at the moment, just took a step, but felt a strong force in his chest, and was knocked to the ground on the spot.

Dizzily raised his eyes, and was shocked to find that it was the crutch of the land lord who blocked his way, no wonder the old guy did not chase after him, it turned out that there was such a thing to follow, seeing that the broken wooden stick smashed towards him again, he got up from the ground with a bone, and wanted to retreat the same way, but unexpectedly the crutch was blocked in front of him again. He changed his direction again, and as a result, except for the north, the other three sides were blocked by the cane.

This Ren Song was a little dumbfounded, he had no idea for a while, he could only walk to the fork in the north step by step, just took two steps, only felt a headache, almost fell, as if his head was about to be split open, he was frightened, but he heard the sound of "wave" in his head, and the huge pain suddenly disappeared, as if something had drilled out of his head.

"It's finally out!" The little boy's voice sounded beside him, Ren Song suddenly appeared, the two paper figures of a man and a woman suddenly appeared on both sides of him, looked at the boy paper man with a proud face, and looked up at the crutch of the land lord, the wooden stick looked very calm, and it seemed that he didn't find the two paper figures around him at all.

It seems that this thing is not really spiritual, and when it comes to life, it is still just a dead thing, so it will turn a blind eye to the two paper dolls that its owner searched around. The paper boy saw Ren Song looking at the crutch, and immediately smiled: "Okay, don't look at it, we ordered your godmaster, this broken crutch can't see us at all!" ”

"What little god?" Ren Song saw that the paper boy was smiling quite strangely, his heart tightened, and he asked eagerly.

Seeing that he was very nervous, the paper girl next to him hurriedly pulled the little boy behind him, and said in a childish voice: "Big brother, you don't have to be afraid, we won't harm you, we hid on you just now, and we never wanted to be discovered by the land lord, and we were worried that he would be unfavorable to you, so we ordered your god." She saw that Ren Song still didn't know why, obviously she didn't know what the god master meant, and her heart was relieved.

The paper boy behind her was impatient, and when he saw what she was talking about, he interjected urgently: "Alas, you stupid, the Lord of the Gods recognizes you as your master's family, and the two of us will be your subordinates in the future." The breath on your body has become exactly the same as yours, and the fat old ghost naturally can't find us, so he let you go. With two subordinates for nothing, what are you not happy about? ”

He deceived this coward and didn't understand the rules of the god, and deliberately pretended to have suffered a big loss, and his dissatisfaction was all on his face. You must know that if the boys and girls who were really ordered by Mr. Yin Yang to be the god master, how dare they be so presumptuous in front of the master's family, they have opened their spiritual wisdom and received incense, and they have already become spirits, how can they be like those ordinary paper people to be the slaves of ghosts, the two of them did things in the contract of the god master, except that they could not leave Ren Song, they were not controlled by the master at all.

Seeing that Ren Song was still full of doubts, the little girl hurriedly comforted again: "Big brother, don't worry, after ordering the god master, we will become the slaves of the master's family, and no god can see us except you." Even if the landlord comes, he won't be able to see it, so he won't be embarrassed by you. Her voice is soft and glutinous, some of her words are not very real, and her words are quite childish, which makes people feel at ease when they listen to them.

Ren Song listened to her words, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and just wanted to open his mouth to ask a few more words, but heard someone on the small hill opposite: "Really? I don't think so, my old man can see you two little ghosts clearly! ”

When the three of them heard these words, they were all shocked, and when they looked up, they saw a fat old man standing on the hillside with his hands in his hands.

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