Chapter 527: Voyeurism is the basic law
"Mr. Ji Kong, I can't suppress my feelings anymore!!"
Before Ji Kong could react to Chito Isuzu's words, he was already hugged by her from behind, and then, the two balls of jade were attached to his back without any barriers. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yes, there are no barriers.
However, Ji Kong at this time was very calm.
Yes, he is calm.
Because long before Sento Isuzu went into the water, he had already guessed that this would happen, and he was ready for N kinds of countermeasures in his heart!
Want to push me back?
How can it be so easy!
Ji Kong settled down, and was about to unfold his MAX-level mouth cannon and say that Qiandou Isuzu doubted life, when he heard a slightly troubled voice, and said softly on the shore: "Ah, how should I react in this situation?" ”
“……”
Ji Kong's classmates looked confused, and Qiandou Isuzu classmates looked confused.
As if a special effect had been applied, the two of them turned their heads mechanically, and saw Megumi Kato, who was wearing a yukata, squatting on the shore, holding his chin with his hands, looking very cute.
With a "brush", Chito Isuzu let go of Ji Kong, and quickly wrapped himself in a bath towel, and then stuffed himself in the water and refused to come out.
In a fit of shame, Chito Isuzu turned himself into an ostrich, but Ji Kong, as a man, must not do such a shameful thing.
So I had to laugh dryly: "Kato-san, why are you here?" ”
"I came in after Sento-san."
Megumi Kato's voice is still indifferent, but the white face with a layer of blush floating on it still proves the shyness in the girl's heart.
"But I didn't find ...... at all"
A drop of cold sweat dripped from Ji Kong's forehead, and he complained in his heart, and couldn't help but say, "Then why did you come here with Qiandou?" ”
Could it be that Megumi Kato is also preparing to come over and dedicate himself?
Although he knew that he shouldn't think like this, Ji Kong couldn't help but think about it in his heart.
"I always feel that Mr. Ji Kong seems to be thinking about something very rude in his heart."
"I'm here to deliver paper to Miss Chito."
Raising the tissue in his hand, Megumi Kato explained, "Just now, Chito-sama said that she was going to the toilet, but I found that she didn't bring any paper at all, so I followed, and who knew that she actually entered the men's bath......"
"Then you're going to follow up? And have been squatting there to see now? Ji Kong couldn't help but complain: "Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you turn around and leave at this time?" ”
"Ah, is Mr. Ji Kong angry with me?" Megumi Kato snorted softly, and then said lightly.
"No, I'm definitely not mad at you!"
Ji Kong hurriedly defended his innocence, but after he finished defending, he suddenly found that he had been diverted from the topic!
This woman, she must have done it on purpose, right?!
Looking at Megumi Kato, who was as simple as a little white flower at the foot of the mountain with a faint smile on her face, Ji Kong suddenly discovered that this woman was not simple!
But no matter what, such a shameful thing Ji Kong is not easy to mention again, and because he was broken by Megumi Kato, the courage that Chito Isuzu finally mustered up disappeared in an instant, and he no longer dared to do anything out of the ordinary to Ji Kong, so he ran away with a red face.
So an affair ended without a problem.
Megumi Kato and Chito Isuzu both came out of the bath one after another, and Ji Kong continued to soak in the hot spring alone, but it didn't take long for another sound of footsteps to sound.
This time, Ji Kong turned around very smartly, and when he found out that it was the three of Mofuru, he was relieved.
"Why don't you soak in the mixed bath?"
Ji Kong buried his whole body in the bath, revealing only one head.
Mofru: "Don't talk about it. ”
Macaron: "The woman in there is simply poisonous!" ”
Tirami: "Have you ever seen a woman with thighs as thick as her waist?" There is one of them, and it is said that he is still a sumo wrestling champion, and it is unappetizing to look at it. ”
"Uh......"
Tirami's words evoked some bad memories for Ji Kong, his face turned pale, and he said after a long time: "I know how a really good woman can go to a mixed bath." ”
"Alas, the beautiful dream is shattered, and I am now lifeless."
Tirami floats like a salted fish in the bath.
"Then you just die, no one will care about you." Ji Kong had a ride and a conversation with him.
"No, I still have hope!"
Tirami suddenly turned over, his eyes, nose and mouth were all squeezed together, and he whispered with a very obscene look: "We can still go and peep!" ”
"Voyeur!!"
The eyes of the other two people lit up instantly.
"That's right, Chito and their bath are right next door, and as soon as we climb up the wall, we can see the scenery inside!"
"Are you mistaken? There's your princess there! Ji Kong couldn't help but complain: "Especially Mofuru, aren't Ladifa your niece?" You even want to go voyeuristic? Do you want to be shameless? ”
"Lajafa's parents have passed away, so as an uncle, it is also very important to care about the physical development of my niece."
Mofru had a heavy expression on his face, as if he really had taken on a lot of responsibility.
Macaron: "That's right, Ji Jun, who is a two-dimensional expert, please tell me, in all the anime you have watched, whenever the hero and heroine go to the hot spring together, which anime does not have a voyeuristic plot?" ”
Ji Kong: "But we are not heroes and heroines." ”
Macaron: "Then don't you want to be the leading actor?" Tell me out loud that a man who doesn't want to be the hero is the difference between a man who doesn't want to be a male protagonist and a salted fish?! ”
Ji Kong: "Uh......"
Macaron: "So, when you come to a hot spring inn to soak in the hot springs, you have to go to the women's bath to peep, which is the basic law!" ”
Tirami: "That's it, Mi! ”
“…… Your words touched me! Ji Kong sighed deeply, "Go ahead, I won't stop you." ”
"Oh, I actually persuaded Ji Kong, it seems that we have been eloquent recently!"
A group of people rejoiced, and then quickly rushed to the wall, and one by one they crawled like geckos.
When they were about to climb to the top, they heard Ji Kong shouting below: "Qiandou, get ready, Tirami and they want to come over the wall to peep." ”
"Got it."
A cold voice sounded, followed by—
"Bang Bang!"
Three gunshots rang out, so in the male bath where Ji Kong was, there were three more floating corpses.
"If you want to fool me, you are still 10,000 years early!"
Ji Kong sneered disdainfully, and continued to soak in the hot springs with peace of mind, this time, the whole world finally calmed down, and no one bothered him anymore.