The reason why Lu Haodong didn't laugh was because he felt that the psychological state of the group of people in front of him was very strange, except for Zao Wou-Ki and the thin man he knew, everyone else was full of a strong hostility, as if everyone was a life and death enemy.

The current situation is very complicated, and it is completely different from those cute recruits in ordinary film and television dramas.

"It's no wonder that these people have just come back from the death line, how can they be in the mood to laugh. However, this is not the way to go, and the atmosphere must be eased. ”

Thinking of this, Lu Haodong stood up with the little kid in his arms and smiled, "My name is Lu Haodong." First meeting. Everyone will take care of it in the future. ”

He took the initiative to reach out to the man with glasses, who stared at him for dozens of seconds, and his hand was stunned, making him stop there in embarrassment.

He reached out to the college-looking guy on his right, and the guy snorted, and the birds didn't bird him. Straight nostrils to the sky as a sign of disdain.

Then he stretched out his hand to the middle-aged uncle, who seemed to be full of anxiety, looking around, not knowing how to deal with it. He endured to reach out to the extreme tattooed man again, and was directly slapped away by him, and his hand hurt.

"Knowing know, what is there to know! Get out of the way! I'm not in the mood to know you! Damn, sooner or later, I'm going to have to escape from here, this hellish place! What a shit folded quilt, walked in the queue, and lined up his sister's column! Get a machine gun for Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu can break out of the encirclement! ”

"Wow, big brother, don't be so violent." Lu Haodong covered his palm, which was slapped by him, and barely squeezed out a smile, no matter what he said, the atmosphere was not so stiff.

The extreme tattooed man snorted coldly in response.

"Violence?! Lao Tzu has been cutting people from childhood to adulthood, collecting loan sharks in the wind and rain, and finally mixed into our boss! It's amazing! - Lao Tzu is now a soldier! What the hell is this world?! What kind of world is this? ”

"Hmph, it turned out to be a gangster, what I want to step on most is a gangster like you!" The little young man next to him suddenly said something inexplicable, and everyone didn't understand what he meant, thinking that he actually dared to challenge the black boss, this kid is also a kind.

"You're looking for death, aren't you? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu raised his arms, thousands of little brothers can drown you with a mouthful of saliva?! ”

The extreme tattooed man immediately became furious, grabbed it with his big hand, and directly picked up this young man who was only one meter and six meters tall with his thick arms.

Xiao Nian was not afraid at all, tilted his head and continued to be cold. "You're an abusive scumbag. Don't do anything with me, I have powers, you know what they are, right? I am the protagonist of the supernatural novel, I will trample you to death at any time and every minute, and then harvest all your little brothers into my little brothers, and turn all your women into my women! ”

"You die! I'm going to kill you right now! What the hell are you, shit protagonist! ”

"Enough!"

Lu Haodong couldn't stand it anymore. This young man didn't understand the situation at all, and eighty percent of it was poisoned by fantasy novels...... thought that if he had an ability, he would become the protagonist, and the whole world would do whatever he wanted. Doesn't he understand that the group of people around him are all superpowers? All of them have what he calls abilities?

Looking at his body, there is a heavyweight difference between him and the extreme tattooed man, if you don't stop him, you will be careful to slap someone into a cake.

"Now is not the time for a fight, I see that you have not figured out the situation, since everyone is mixed in a squad, in my opinion, we must not fight among ourselves in the first place. This is for your own good, in case the two of you get into a fight, and the two gun-carrying men at the door come in and drag you out and kill you, it won't be good, right? ”

"Humph! That's right, Lao Tzu hasn't escaped from prison yet, how can he kill someone. ”

The tattooed man let go of his hand, and the young man patted his clothes, beaming, as if he had expected that he was fine.

"I'm possessed by the protagonist's aura, and I'm auspicious when things happen, and nothing will happen."

"Come on, you! Shut up, do I want to detoxify you first! Lu Haodong almost couldn't help but shoot him to death, letting him know what it means to break the protagonist's aura.

The thin man next to him pointed at the young man and laughed, "The young man is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, I might as well tell you, I am the same, I used to think that I was the protagonist of the world, I still have a perspective eye, I go to the casino to win money casually, I win millions when I am in a good mood, and then spend all my time enjoying life, but you see, I haven't been caught here?" The protagonist is a fart. ”

"Oh? I've had that thought of you, too. ”

The man with glasses, who had been muffled and didn't speak, finally spoke.

Speaking of which, it was as if they had finally found a common language, and they were a little bit close.

"You all have superpowers, right?" The man with glasses speaks very calmly, his eyes are bright, and he can grasp the atmosphere very well.

The crowd nodded.

"I also have superpowers. I also thought that I was about to become the protagonist of my life and could achieve any dream. However, it is still the same now, reduced to this situation. ”

"That's it, everyone is in trouble now, what kind of fight are you fighting, stupid. Just like the thin man said, oh no, Huang Youcai said, sharing adversity is to support each other and get through difficulties together, isn't it? ”

Lu Haodong took the opportunity to bring everyone's relationship closer.

"Come on. Let's get to know Brother Glasses. ”

The man with glasses then reached out and shook his hand. "Contemptible people turn into clouds."

When I heard this name, everyone was stunned, as if I saw a combination of Huateng and Yun. The surname Ma takes this name, and if you don't become a billionaire, you don't want to come out to meet people.

I thought that if this person's name was changed, he might be able to be on the Falls' domestic wealth list, but both sides were wiped out, and all his luck was taken away.

"How young are you? What is your name. Don't call Ye Tianlong! Don't tell me your name is Long Aotian! Lu Haodong asked him.

"Lao Tzu's hottest thing is that others ask me for my name! I'm trying to go to the police station to change my name, at least worthy of my protagonist's majesty, right? Now it's a shame to pronounce the dog's name! ”

"Heck, a name is a title, what's so great. You see, my name is Lu Haodong, I dare to report my name directly, what's so embarrassing? The eldest husband doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, haven't you heard of it? Report your name and we'll all hear it! ”

"That'...... All right, but don't laugh. Xiao Nian's face flushed in embarrassment. My surname is Niu. It's called Niu Dabao. ”

Burst!

Everyone squirted out a mouthful of saliva, couldn't hold back it anymore, laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, and Niu Dabao was half angry to death.

"Look, that's the name of the dog! As soon as you say it, it becomes a joke! I'm so angry, I hate my parents to death, at least it's good to call it a cow, but it's called Niu Dabao! ”

The crowd laughed even more.

"Dabao is not bad, Dabao still sees you every day!"

"Paste...... I'm so angry. Lao Tzu must change his name! I'm going to change my name to Niu Aotian. ”

"You better continue to call Niu Dabao." Lu Haodong ignored him anymore, looked at the little boy in his arms who had not spoken with his eyes open, and stroked his head, "What's your name, little ghost head." ”