Chapter 692: What kind of teacher there is, what kind of disciple there is
"Sure enough, it's you, Morissa. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Alice sighed, turned her head to the Great Sage and said, "Please let her go, this ...... It's the misty rain Risa from Gensokyo. ”
"No wonder my grandson always feels familiar, it's really your girl." As soon as the Great Sage's fingers moved, the rope that tied the immortals turned into white mist and turned into hairs again.
"'The great thief Rissa, who specializes in stealing gold'. I still know this name. You girl, if you're hungry, why don't you just ask my grandson for some food? My grandson is not a stingy ghost! ”
“…… I don't dare to trust you. Morissa was silent for a moment and said seriously, "Now I only dare to test you with strange little farces." ”
The Great Sage Master was not annoyed, but sighed and said, "My grandson also knows that this world is not peaceful. Girl, you can take this peach, it is important to save it. ”
Morisa's eyes lit up, she laughed, and pulled out a huge sack from behind her.
"Then you're welcome, da☆ze!"
I didn't see her make any moves, and the peach full of trees automatically threw off the branches and threw them into the bag like a milk swallow returning to its nest. What's even more bizarre is that no matter how many peaches this bag contains, it doesn't grow, as if it is a bottomless pit.
“…… You're really welcome, girl. Monkey King scratched his ears, and he didn't know what to make an expression, so he had to say something sullenly.
"Anyway, it's a fantasy seed that won't rot if it's ripe every day.,Of course, you can take as much as you want!" Seeing that there were no new peaches in the bag, Morisa hurriedly tied the mouth of the sack, for fear that the other party would regret it, and threw it behind her back, and said with a smile.
"You doll ......," Monkey King laughed.
"Morissa, why are you here?" Alice frowned slightly, and asked with a somewhat solemn face. It stands to reason that Morissa is the most unlikely Gensokyo girl to appear here, after all, she has the life of the "protagonist" and is one of the indispensable existences of Gensokyo.
"It's not that 'ghost' yet!" Morisa had a bitter face and an extremely depressed expression, "God knows who released the 'ghost', or the strongest 'True, Oni Witch, Zero'!" Drag her blessing, I came to this world as soon as I opened my eyes! ”
"Your magic ...... Not restricted? Alice looked her good friend up and down, puzzled. It was also because of the ghost witch who crossed into this world, and the soul demon dream lost his strength bitterly, and was caught by a group of evil god believers, and was imprisoned for more than half a year. But this black-and-white magic in front of him ...... It doesn't look like it's lost its power.
"Alice, I was about to say this!" Morissa finally found the object to confide in, and spat out her bitterness vigorously, "When I first came to this world, I turned into a completely ordinary person, and I didn't have any magic left!" You don't know how dangerous I was back then! ”
"What about you...... How do you regain your magic? ”
"Because I found the mushroom." As she spoke, Morissa pulled out a large purple mushroom from the small brown bag around her waist, which was still bubbling with strange bubbles, "As long as there are mushrooms, I am an invincible magician!" ”
"Did you get back your magic power just by eating poisonous mushrooms......" Scourge Dream covered her forehead, a little unable to look directly at this guy who didn't know if he could be called a "friend". In her memory, the black and white mushroom in front of her was undoubtedly one of her few friends, but she knew very well that this was the memory of "Hakuri Reimu", not "Woe Lingmeng".
Memory is memory, and it cannot be faked at all. At least, when she hadn't become a "calamity witch", the runny imp was undoubtedly her friend.
"Reimu, that's not right. What do you mean by 'eating mushrooms alone'? Morissa patted Misfortune's arm without notice, and said dissatisfiedly, "Mushrooms can not only be eaten, they can also be ground into powder to strengthen the body, and can even be directly used as a spell casting material!" ”
"Mushrooms, it's almighty!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, strong, mushroom race high." Misfortune Soul Dream perfunctory her friend in an emotionless and flat tone, just like Gensokyo's "Hakurei Reimu", and even the words are not the same.
"Well, as long as you believe in your own possibilities, there's nothing you can't solve!" As soon as Morissa beckoned, the broom flew into her hand with a whirl, "Reimu, Alice, and the dragon over there, do you want to come and see Ze where I live now?" ”
Xu Tianshi's heart was suddenly moved. He's just an idler with nothing to do now, so where to stay isn't it? He could see the bottom of this place at a glance, and there was nothing but a small wooden house. The magician in front of her must be different, her home must be full of strange things to fully satisfy her curiosity.
What's more, as long as he is free, he will have to write the homework assigned by Teacher Huiyin!
"Senior brother, do you want to come along?" Xu Tianshi asked.
"Hey, it's okay left and right, you might as well go and take a look." The Great Sage's palm stretched out, and the entire mountain "swished" into a miniature model, and went straight into his palm, "Little girl, don't you mind if my grandson also gets involved?" ”
"Haha, let's come together!" Morissa smiled heartily, which immediately made people feel good, and then she asked like a curious baby, "Na, this is the spell that the Buddha can use, 'Buddha Kingdom in the palm of your hand'?" ”
"Naturally, yes, the little doll is not shallow." Monkey King said proudly, "My old grandson is a Buddha who defeated the Buddha in the Western Pure Land of Bliss, is there anything strange about knowing one or two of the Buddha's tricks?" ”
"Isn't the greatest Pure Land of Retribution already annihilated by Ye Luo's Zhuxian Sword Array, how can you still have the means of the Buddha?" Scourge Dream, slightly puzzled.
"Although the body of the Buddha is extinguished, the Buddha nature still exists, and the root of the Buddha is not something that is so easy to eliminate." Monkey King paused, and said a little lonely, "Besides, this is also the only thought that the second junior brother and the third junior brother left for my grandson." The golden body is not perfect, and my grandson has to leave something. ”
Calamity Spirit Dream smiled slightly, and Bai Mei was born. It is no wonder that the Tongtian Sect mainly asked this monkey head to practice the "Reincarnation Method of Entering the World", which was originally intended to allow him to integrate the golden body of the Buddha and the eight or nine immortal bodies into one, and embark on a path of dual cultivation of Buddhism and Taoism. When the time comes, Sun Wukong is not only the Monkey King, he is also the Buddha of the past, the Buddha, the Buddha of the future, and the only Monkey King Buddha in all worlds.
"The Tongtian Sect Master is really broad-minded, and 'there is no class in teaching' is worthy of the name. Remember his hard work on you. ”
"My grandson knows it." Monkey King stepped on the auspicious clouds and urged, "Little girl, hurry up and lead the way!" ”
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With the footsteps of Morissa and the Great Sage, it didn't take long for them to return to Morissa's residence.
"Morissa, you taste...... It still hasn't changed. Alice looked at the two-story cabin hidden in the woods, and the various mushrooms growing beside the house, and couldn't help but laugh. If she hadn't known that this was not Gensokyo, I'm afraid she would have thought she was back in the "Foggy Rain Magic Shop" - there was still that familiar sign hanging at the door!
Morissa jumped off her broom and shouted, "White Radith, Ino, I'm back!" ”
There was a loud noise in the wooden room, as if something had toppled over, along with the crisp sound of various glassware making intimate contact with the ground.
The corners of Morisa's eyes jumped wildly, and conspicuous green tendons suddenly protruded on her forehead.
"Ino, you come out for me!"
A delicate girl with a transparent body who looked to be only 17 years old leaned out of the wall and began to shake the pot with an expressionless face: "Teacher, the broken petri dish, the magic book soaked in ink, the ghost mushroom that has been eaten, and the alchemy cauldron with a hole in it...... None of this has anything to do with me, it's all Ino's pot! ”
"Don't throw all the pots at me, you obviously ate the ghost mushroom!" A male and female who was wearing an idler's robe that was obviously two sizes larger, and whose secondary sexual characteristics were completely undeveloped, so it seemed to be a young girl and looked like a teenager, pushed open the door suddenly, and shouted angrily.
"As a disciple of the Black and White Magician, isn't it normal to eat some ghost mushrooms?" The ghost girl said with a blank face.
"What you say makes so much sense, I'm speechless!" Xiao Bu was shocked and was persuaded on the spot.
"Teacher, you see, she admitted it herself. Punish her, she will clean the toilets from now on! The ghost girl didn't hesitate to make up for it.
"White porot!" Morissa couldn't bear it anymore and roared angrily, "Do you really think I'm a fool, Ino is an alchemist, not a magician!" The toilet is yours from now on! ”
"But I don't have to go to the bathroom." Bai Luo immediately retorted as if dead.
"Heh, hehe." Morissa was furious, and her smiling appearance looked extremely infiltrating, "Don't worry, I have a way to let you go to the toilet." No, why don't you stay in the toilet forever in the future and become the toilet spirit! ”
"Teacher, I was wrong, I'm going to clean up Ino's excrement." The ghost girl threw away the festival without saying a word, bowed slightly and retracted into the wall.
"Ha, ha, ha! This ridiculous fool dares to defy the teacher! Xiao Bu laughed three times and gloated.
Morisa stared at her second disciple, looking at the other party's heart.
"Ino, what about the teacher, I think......" Morissa said slowly, "It's time for you to inherit the teacher's magic." ”
The little tears "brushed" the ground and came down, crying as if they were about to go to see God, and ran back to the house - in fact, it is not bad, ordinary people do not have the life of a "protagonist", and can eat all kinds of poisonous mushrooms without going to see God.
Morissa sighed, held her forehead with a little headache, and turned to complain to her friend: "Alice, is it because I am usually too dignified, why are the disciples I accept are all such problem children?" ”
"I think that what kind of teacher there is, what kind of disciple ......" (To be continued.) )