Xiao Yu is very unhappy now. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Very unpleasant.

I believe that anyone who is mixed with good things at a critical moment will be super unhappy.

So what to do?

Actually, it's simple.

Make others more unhappy, and you will naturally be happy.

"Crane Boy, huh? You're dead! ”

In the original work, after Xu Xian was scared to death during the Dragon Boat Festival, in order to ensure that Xu Xian's body was not rotten, the White Lady went to Kunlun to steal the immortal medicine, but Bai Suzhen obviously did not have enough experience, and was soon recognized for her whereabouts...... From here, you can see how strong the crane boy is.

After kicking the toad Daoist away, Xiao Yu hurried back to the room, but Da Mengshen was already dressed and Qiao Shengsheng sat at the desk.

"Not like that." Xiao Yu couldn't help but wail.

"Oh, don't make a fuss." Da Mengshen picked up the brocade belt around his waist and said, "I gave you a chance, but you didn't grasp it." ”

"Little Ling'er!" Xiao Yu gritted his teeth.

"Giggle...... Cluck...... Bad guy, why don't you speak? ”

"I'll hear you laugh first."

"Huh? Doesn't that sound good? ”

"Wrong, it's a tickle in the roots."

"......" Da Mengshen pouted, "...... I'm angry. ”

"What then?"

"Punish you for three days, no, you are not allowed to kiss me for half a month."

"So cruel?" Xiao Yu was shocked.

"Hmph, that's it, do you dare to disagree?" Da Mengshen raised his chin, revealing a slender and graceful neck like a swan, triumphant.

"Don't dare, don't dare." Xiao Yu told again and again, but the corner of his eye caught a faint reflection on the bed, his eyes fell on the bed, and a damp water stain could be vaguely seen.

Da Mengshen's face immediately flew red, every long hair was shaking, and he rushed to the side of the bed at an unprecedented lightning speed, rolled up the entire sheet, and said loudly: "Don't look at it!" ”

Because he was too ashamed, there was even a layer of mist in his eyes.

Xiao Yu originally wanted to swear and be an old driver, but when he saw this, he had to immediately turn on the saint mode and shook his head solemnly:

"I didn't see anything just now."

There are many times in life when you have to learn to open your eyes and tell nonsense, such as now.

"Hmph, I'll buy you a new set tomorrow!" Da Meng God bit his lip, glared at him, and strutted away with the sheets, but no matter how you look at the back, there is a hint of desertion and escape in it.

……

Nothing was said all night.

Early the next morning, Xiao Yu was practicing qi in the courtyard, and Ao Qin came over in a daze, and said pitifully:

"Big pervert, I'm a little uncomfortable......"

She was wearing a silver satin dress, revealing a white and tender lotus-like calf, and two white and tender little hands caressed her stomach, looking at it pitifully with big eyes.

"Uncomfortable? You'll be able to eat later. Xiao Yu said casually.

After listening to Xiao Yu's answer, Ao Qin, who was still soft and weak and looked like a sick girl, suddenly jumped up like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on, gritted her teeth and said:

"I'm not hungry!"

"Oh, so I don't think I need to buy your breakfast later?"

"No way!" Ao Qin immediately changed his words, "I want to eat steamed buns, mutton buns from Zhang Erzhuang's family on East Street!" There is also the spicy soup of Li Dazui's family in the west......"

“…… Is it good? The little girl looked at her again with big watery eyes, like a pet begging her master to feed.

Xiao Yu sighed helplessly, "What are you going to do?" ”

"That ......" the girl actually became shy, and squirmed, "That thing is so embarrassing......"

"Huh?" Xiao Yu stared at the past with wide eyes, "Could it be that the one who came?" ”

Xiao Yu almost spurted out every mouthful of blood, it turns out that the dragon clan will also come to the eldest aunt, and what are you telling me to do, I don't understand.

"Go find your sister Ling'er." Xiao Yu waved his hand.

"Sister Ling'er can't do it, only you can help me, otherwise I will die......" The little girl continued to sell cute.

Xiao Yu's head is full of black lines, do you want me to inflict a bloodless buff state on you for ten months!

The little girl pouted angrily, and Tang Seng began to chant like this, "I want it, I want it, I want it-"

"You give me a little reserve, the girl's face is ...... by you Wait a minute! Xiao Yu's head was full of black lines, and he suddenly came back to his senses, "What do you want?" ”

"Of course I want your innate qi." The little girl replied as a matter of course.

"Isn't it the eldest aunt?" Xiao Yu's forehead was sweating.

"What is the Great Aunt? Is it delicious? ”

Xiao Yu was silent for a long time, and the muscles in the corners of his eyes twitched, "Then why are you holding your stomach?" ”

"Because that's why you feel sorry for me."

“……”

……

"Ahh......h

In the morning light, the shallow morning sun shines through the treetops, sprinkling a piece of light and shadow like broken gold on the ground.

Ao Qin sat sideways on the chair, her face flushed by the morning sun, and her eyes were a little confused.

"Ahh......h The big pervert tastes so unpalatable......" the little girl muttered softly.

Xiao Yu snorted, his face was cold: "Don't talk nonsense, move quickly." ”

"It's so ruthless."

"If it weren't for your tears and pretending to be pitiful, I would have let you know what cruelty and ruthlessness are!"

"Woo...... It's so big...... I can't hold my mouth anymore......"

That's enough, don't say something so reverie.

"What are you guys doing?!" A shocked voice suddenly sounded.

Xiaoqing, the girl, somehow came uninvited, only to see Xiao Yu with a painful and comfortable expression on half of his face, while Ao Qin's head lingered in his indescribable part......

"Bastard, bastard! Even a child like Ao Qin is not spared! Xiaoqing was furious and waved his hand to shoot a tent of golden needles.

"You're crazy!" Xiao Yu raised his hand and grabbed the golden needle in his hand.

Both of them turned around to look, and Xiaoqing saw that what Ao Qin was holding just now was just a finger.

Her face was slightly red, and she knew that she was wrong to blame someone, but she refused to admit defeat in her momentum, and said with a straight chest:

"How can you two be like this in broad daylight? There is no heavenly reason and there is no royal law! Xiaoqin'er is obviously still a child, and you are embarrassed to do it! ”

"I'm not small!" Ao Qin pouted, "In a few years, I will be four hundred years old, and I can be his grandmother's grandmother." "The little girl is on her toes.

Enough is enough, when the poor man begged for food, he said that he was still a child, and now he says that he is almost 400 years old, are you the mysterious species that can freely switch between men and women and age!

"Well, the money for the future is gone." Xiao Yu grimaced.

"Woo, don't!"

It turned out that during the battle of West Lake yesterday, Ao Qin, the girl, was injured on the forehead by the sword qi, and at that time she was pitiful and coquettish to Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu couldn't hold back for a while, so she used the innate Yimu aura to heal her injuries.

Although there are many auras between heaven and earth, but the innate aura is extremely rare, for example, the ordinary world is like the air that is raging with haze, and the innate aura is the pure oxygen in the hospital, although it is not said that it can be reborn by taking a breath, but it can also make people feel comfortable, and it is extremely precious, it belongs to the kind that money can't buy, only by chance, can be encountered.

Xiao Yu is also promoted to the Dacheng realm because of the five-star Great Freedom Sword Technique, the five elements are circulating, and the life is endless, so that he can cultivate innate aura.

"Sister Qing'er, do you want to take a sip?" Ao Qin grinned, "It tastes very good." ”

Xiaoqing glanced at Xiao Yu, her face couldn't help but blush, and she turned her head and said, "If you want me to have a stinky man's finger, it's impossible!" ”

Xiao Yu shrugged his shoulders and said:

"I have decided to leave Hangzhou ......"

Xiaoqing only felt that her breathing was stagnant, her heartbeat slammed, and she spat out: "Where are you going?" ”

Ao Qin's eyes also widened and looked nervously.

In this era, communication was extremely underdeveloped, and some people went to the Western Regions to do business, and they often waited until their wives gave birth to children, because when they returned from the Western Regions, the little doll in their arms had grown up...... Robbers, bandits, diseases, beasts, any calamity can kill people, so basically going to a place thousands of miles away, it means that old age and death will never see each other again.

After all, there are really few people who can have the consciousness of "Mo Dao has no knowers in the future, and no one in the world knows you", and more of them are still breaking branches and willows to give Jun grace and say goodbye with tears.

"I've been having a lot of worries lately, so I want to go out for a walk." Xiao Yu smiled.

He was not only going to solve the matter of the crane boy, but he was also going to close the door for a while...... The reason is that when he went out to buy breakfast in the morning, he found that the originally quiet alley suddenly became more crowded, and the big men pretended to wander around the neighborhood casually, but unfortunately they had seen too many bewitching and cheap goods in modern society, and these Qingquan artists in the entertainment industry were really unsightly......

In fact, since he drew a talisman yesterday to summon the will of the Emperor Zhenwu, there have been people waiting outside the door.

The ideas of these ascetics are simple and simple:

What if, if I am favored by the great power and accepted under the door, won't I be able to soar to the sky?

Even if I don't get included in the door, Da Neng is happy to guide me, and I can also go to the peak of life.

Because Xiao Yu didn't seem to have a superior demeanor, someone even gave him silver and asked him to introduce the power who lived here on his behalf......

went out for a spin and directly received eight taels of silver, Xiao Yu suddenly understood the thoughts of the star who was squatted, and he felt uncomfortable.

After listening to the explanation, Xiaoqing breathed a sigh of relief and snorted coldly:

"Hurry up, there is no you in Hangzhou City, I don't know how many girls and young ladies will be spared."

Xiao Yu smiled, didn't pick up the stubble, Ao Qin was already puffing out her little face, "Then what should I do?" ”

"Won't it be enough for you to go back to West Lake and live?"

"Don't go back, don't go back!" The little girl's head shook like a rattle, "I will definitely be caught, maybe next time I see you, I'm already pregnant with a little dragon." ”

"Then I'll congratulate you in advance." Xiao Yu bowed his hand and said goodbye.

"Die!" Ao Qin was furious, and the little tiger teeth shone in the sun, "I'll bite you to death, big pervert!" ”

At this time, the big cute god walked over with two cute things in one hand, glanced at Xiao Yu with shame and disgust, and said:

"We're going to see the Black Wind King, right? Just right, by the way, Mei Niang and Cai Ying's old ginseng were rescued. ”

"The lady commands, don't dare to disobey." (To be continued.) )