Chapter 4: Lucky Zombie Blood

It's sunny today, but I can't feel like that. Guo Yonghui's sacrifice was a huge blow to me, especially since he died because of me, and I can't accept this fact. I found the three brothers to drink some wine and fell asleep in a daze, and didn't wake up until about 8 o'clock in the evening. I picked up the treasure box and walked slowly to the specialty store.

Because I was in a bad mood, I didn't ask for all the ghost teeth for ghost healing, and Guo Yang didn't come to the specialty store until 1 o'clock in the morning.

I took out the little white flag, released Guo Youcheng, and said to Guo Yang: "I brought your father to you, as for what the reason, you still ask your father, I am in a bad mood now, please go back." "When the father and son saw that my face was not very good, they walked out with their heads bowed, and I walked home dejected.

I couldn't sleep this night, I couldn't sleep at all, and I thought about it: I must not let my brothers around me be hurt anymore, and from now on I must practice Dao art well!

After thinking about it, it was almost dawn, and I fell asleep in a daze.

Around 10 a.m., I woke up. He looked in the mirror and smiled wryly.

Alas, how long have I been decadent! The beard is very long, especially the strand of gray hair on the head, which is clearly visible.

Looking at myself in the mirror, I felt a little strange, and I smiled bitterly in my heart.

Looking at it, my eyes suddenly lit up, how did I forget that there is also a "Shou Gong" who exchanged ghosts for longevity cream!

Saying that, I looked at the calendar, today is 14.Aha, tomorrow the ghost market will open, there is still half a day, well, act in the evening!

Since it's night, there's still so much time left, what are you going to do?

Ask your dad for some ways to build your physique?

Well, that's it, and as I said that, I took out a cup, got some hot water, and came to my dad, "Hey, hey, dad, you drink water." ”

"Hehe, stinky boy, what's wrong today, so good to me, say, what's the matter" Dad smiled kindly.

"Dad, do you have any elixir for strengthening your physique? Or what's the solution? ”

"Hehe, there's no panacea, there's a way, hehe." Dad suddenly laughed as he spoke.

I shuddered after hearing this, and asked cautiously: "Dad~~ Dad, inside, what kind of solution are you talking about?" ”

"Stinky boy, let's go~ Dad will take you to a place!"

I followed with my head down, I don't know how far I walked, my father suddenly stood up, because it was with my head down, I didn't see my father standing up, and hit my father directly.

Dad turned around and looked at me with a smile, and even though he saw that Dad was smiling at me, I was already creepy.

From the look in his eyes, it can be seen that his eyes are full of sinisterness, as if to ...... I shuddered.

I looked left and right, this is a wasteland, there is no village in front of the village, there is no store in the back, if this father wants me to do something, ahhh

Thinking about it, I thought about it again, after all, tiger poison does not eat children, and my father looks honest, so he shouldn't hurt me, could it be that he wants to "train" me?

My face turned from white to green.

When I was a child, my father beat me, if my mother hadn't stopped me, I wouldn't be able to ink here now, and I should have cried underground now.

Just as I was thinking, my father said, "Son, don't you want to strengthen your physique, come and attack Dad, hurry up." ”

I hesitated, but I never got down.

But Dad yelled: "What's the ink, hit me quickly!" ”

Seeing my dad's angry look, I knew that what my dad decided would never change.

So after hesitating again, he punched his father in the stomach. When I first touched my father's belly, it felt as if my fist was in contact with iron, oh I'll go, this is meat, this is a piece of iron!

Oh, my little hands! It hurts me! Yes! It's swollen like this!

Dad looked at my embarrassment and couldn't help but laugh, "Hehe, son, remember that there is no silver bullet to strengthen your physique, as long as you transport your internal strength to all parts of your body, you can relieve some pain." ”

As soon as I finished transporting it, my father unceremoniously punched me in the stomach, although it still hurt, but at least it didn't hurt to death.

I know the strength of my father's hand, and usually a punch to the opponent's heart with all his strength will shatter the opponent's sternum and break the heart.

But I just felt a slight pain, haha, this method really works!

After an afternoon, I not only exercised my physique, but also learned a lot of moves and Taoism, and also got a magic weapon for collecting souls, "Soul Collecting Gourd".

This afternoon is a lot of harvest! In the evening, after dinner, I went to the deserted grave in the back mountain.

As soon as I was about to walk in, I saw a ghost wandering here, (because it is a desolate tomb, it has existed for decades, and has a very mellow yin energy, as long as the sun sets and the yang energy in the yang world weakens, they can wander in the desolate tomb without fear.) )

When I saw this ghost, I took out my soul gourd and recited the incantation: "Heaven and earth are moving, the soul is returning, and the Yama decree is as urgent as the law!" Harvest! ”

The sword technique I pinched in my left hand was fiercely aimed at the soul, and when the breeze rolled out of the gourd, it wrapped around the soul, and then took him in.

I was overjoyed, I didn't expect the soul gourd my father gave me to be so easy to use! I walked inside again. The further you go in, the colder it gets, obediently, the yin here is too heavy. But there are not many desolate graves here, how can the yin qi be so heavy?

Confused, he suddenly realized that more souls were rushing towards him. I sneered, and then took out the soul gourd. "Heaven and earth are moving, the soul is returning, and the decree of Yama is as urgent as the law! Harvest! "Another wave of unfortunate souls has been collected by me.

After waiting for a long time, I never saw another evil ghost, so I wanted to go home. As soon as I turned around and took a step, I felt a chill in my back, and I couldn't help but shiver.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, look back, and I'll go! What a big zongzi! (Zombies) I was so scared that I ran quickly, desperately running, the zombies were also persevering in chasing, and the closer they were chasing, at this time my strength had dried up, and I was about to be caught up, and suddenly I had a flash of inspiration.

I remembered that there seemed to be some shrunken inches in my treasure chest. (The so-called shrinking the ground into inches is the so-called few inches of the distance of thousands of miles.) Actually, it's a slight exaggeration. )

took out the shrunken ground into an inch talisman and recited the mantra: "Qiankun Yin and Yang are born upside down, thousands of miles of clouds travel for a walk, twenty-four nights protect my body, the eight heavenly kings eliminate evil spirits, spit out the truth and true mantras, and travel quickly in all directions to show supernatural powers, I serve the Nine Heavens Xuannu, and I am as anxious as the law!" ”

After saying that, he put the talisman on his lap and hurriedly ran. Aha! Running really fast! After a few steps, I ran out a few hundred meters, looking at the zombies behind me, haha, not to mention how happy I was. I was happy, but I didn't want to stay long, so I hurried home.

When I got home, I didn't rest, but drew a lot of zombie charms.

Although this zombie jumps far, it is very insensitive to turns, and its actions are mainly jumping, so it must be a jumping corpse.

Although he is a jumping corpse, he is also above the white zombie and black zombie, and under the flying corpse and drought fish, he is also very fierce.

Although it is a jumping corpse, judging by his sluggish movements and the unfinished black hair on his body, it must have just evolved into a jumping corpse. At best, it's about 150 years old.

Thinking of this, I didn't scruple about it, put away the corpse talisman, and meditated for a while, and then the sky was bright. I'll put away my strength and go to sleep!

I slept so well until noon. My stomach is growling, my parents are not at home, and there is nothing in the refrigerator. Ah! Find a brother to drink!

"Guess what I saw? Haha, I saw a big dumpling! "Wow! Really da, where is it, take us to see it!! I laughed treacherously in my eyes: "Hehe, it's in the back grave!" ”

After paying, I picked up the corpse talisman, shrunk the ground into an inch talisman, and took my brother to the back grave.

"Where, where?" "Hey, you're lying to us!" "That's it, I don't take you like this!" The three brothers said with great dissatisfaction. I didn't speak, I shook my head silently, and opened my yin and yang eyes.

The yin qi around is extremely heavy, but there is still not a soul or the big zongzi in sight. and used cow tears to open their yin and yang eyes (I knew that I would have taught them to open the spiritual eye forgiveness spell earlier, my cow tears are not so easy to get!) It's a waste. I was very dissatisfied, but I didn't express it.

The four of us stared at the hole where the zombies lived, and our eyes did not blink. Finally, after more than 30 minutes, they couldn't hold on, and the three brothers fell asleep while they were drinking......

I recited the meditation mantra: "Too high on the stage, the strain will not stop." Exorcise evil spirits and protect your life. Wisdom is clear and the mind is at peace. The three souls are eternal, and there is no loss of soul. Haste as a law. ”

Sure enough, he was much more awake, and when he looked at the entrance of the cave at the moment, the yin qi was a little more solemn. I looked at my watch, and it was already eleven o'clock. There was still an hour before midnight, which was when the yin qi was extremely heavy.

But what are you doing now, what a profound question!

Well? Yes, see if the brothers bring glutinous rice, if you are bitten by zongzi, you will wait to become a zombie if you don't put on the glutinous rice.

Just do it. I picked up three backpacks and poured them all out.

it! Potato chips, bread, ham sausages, clothes, and the most annoying thing is that there are actually underwear, I wipe ~~~~~ these three people are really wonderful.

I was so depressed that I finally found some glutinous rice and some red string. (soaked in black dog blood)

Hehe, I didn't expect these three boys to know about Red Rope and Glutinous Rice Zombies! I didn't study in vain~

Time always flies quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, looking at the sleeping position of the three brothers, I smiled helplessly, and one of them gave a kick.

"Oh, what are you doing~ People are sleeping!" The three of them said in unison.

I sneered, "Hehe, the zombies are about to bite your ass, and you can still sleep." ”

The eyes of the three lit up: "Where are the zombies, where are they??? ”

"Isn't it right there?" I casually pointed to the hole, and then I was so surprised that my jaw was about to drop.

it! The dead zombie was waiting for us straight at the entrance of the cave, and the three brothers looked at each other, picked up the red rope and rushed up. The zombie looked at them suspiciously, as if he were watching a clown show. Didn't notice what they were holding.

The three brothers quickly rushed to the zombie's side, and one of them grabbed the red rope and wrapped it around the zombie.

The zombie hadn't made any moves before, and he screamed as the red rope wrapped around him!

Then his eyes were red, and he was completely anxious!!

The three brothers giggled like SB.

The zombie's arms shook, and the red rope broke.

At that time, I was already very surprised, but the three brothers were even more surprised than me, looking at the red rope in their hands and the zombies at the other.

The zombies didn't stop long, and rushed forward with their teeth and claws.

I wasn't jealous either, so I took out the fire bell charm and recited the incantation.

The fire bell talisman rushed out like an arrow, hitting the back of the zombie's head, but he touched his head as if he was fine, turned to look at me, I knew he was targeting me, but I didn't panic, I took out the corpse talisman from the talisman very quickly, and stepped up: "The sky is round, I stand in the center, Taiyi Zhenren walks with me, stepping on the seven stars, step by step for the spirit, and the spirit is urgent." Haste as a law! ”

The corpse charm was red, and I picked up the corpse charm and rushed towards the zombies.

He rushed at me as fast as he could.

At the same time as the two of us touched, I put a corpse suppression charm on the door of his head, but my arm was also scratched by a zombie with a claw mark.

The flesh was turned outward, and black blood was bubbling out, and it was extremely disgusting.

Enduring the pain, I took out the glutinous rice I had just scavenged and put it on my arm.

"Uh" I grunted in pain.

Slowly the glutinous rice has become pitch black, and the wound is no longer so black, I tore open the underwear of the wonderful brother and tied it to my arm!

"Ahhh It's a limited edition! Actually let you bastard tear it up!! Ahh ”

I don't know when the three brothers have come to their senses. Han Xinyu rushed up, I smiled helplessly, and when he came to me, I slapped him on the back of the neck, and he fainted.

The other two strangers didn't dare to rush when they saw this situation, and lowered their heads as if admitting their mistakes.

I simply stopped caring about them and walked towards the zombie, "Hehe, you stinky zombie, I'll freeze you!" See what else you can do. I said secretly in my heart.

As soon as I arrived at him, he reached out and took off the corpse talisman, looked at it, crumpled it into a ball, and ate it, then turned his head to me and stared at it deadly.

, what kind of play is this, just in this moment, I have jumped backwards more than ten meters. Touching the heart. "What the hell is this grass, why are you so perverted, he is not even afraid of the corpse talisman for Mao!! It's so unreasonable! ”

As I thought, he stretched out his claws and ran towards me, it seems, hehe, he can only thunder with his palm!

Saying that, I bit my middle finger and spent the palm thunder in the palm of my right hand, and recited the incantation: "From Taishan Thunder in the east, Hengshan Thunder in the south, Huashan Thunder in the west, Hengshan Thunder in the north, Songshan Thunder in the middle, and five thunders are fast." Haste as a law! ”

I raised my already sparkling arm and rushed towards the zombie, I was just going to fight him.

The two of us had a close discussion again, and the situation on both sides was not very optimistic.

His body was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

I, on the other hand, had multiple scratches on my body.

I was about to cast the Extinction Charm when he rushed at a speed invisible to the naked eye, biting me on the neck, a cool stream of blood flowing into my veins. Then the zombie slowly flattened down.

Blood is flowing through my veins. Suddenly, my blood seemed to merge with the cool blood.

Oops, it's so comfortable! The scars on the body healed quickly and quickly at a visible rate, and after a few seconds, there were no scars at all.

I looked at my body again in surprise, how could it not hurt at all, but what about the wound?

At this point, I suddenly understood that this dead zombie thought that he couldn't beat me, so he wanted to die with me, but unfortunately when he bit me on the neck, he bit me off and hit me in the vein.

Since I already have the skill of General Bai Mei in my body, the comic zombie is out of control, and the zombie blood flows quickly into my veins. He was very reluctant to go down.

Now I have zombie blood in my body. So the wound has healed on its own. (The greatest advantage of zombies is that they can heal wounds and become undead.) )

Now, I feel like I'm going to have a lot of strength! Immediately threw a punch to the ground.

I rubbed it, it was such a big hole, but my fist hit the rock.

The stone also shattered. Zombie blood is working, and the wound on my fist is healing again.

"Hehe, with this zombie blood, it is equivalent to having an immortal body!" I turned my head to look at the stunned two brothers. called the two of them, and then lifted Han Xinyu and walked towards the ghost market.

Because I was in a very good mood, I couldn't help but show my singing voice: "Yesterday to the eastward flowing water, your mother played with landmines at home, and your father pulled the strings, bang!" Your mom flies! ”