Chapter 379: Curly hair
The door was pushed open again, and a fat little boy stood at the door, greeting happily: "Yo, sergeant, meet again, let's be scared to pee in front of my lonely major general, but for the sake of your mobility at this time, I will forgive you for your rudeness for the time being." ”
It's really a terrible appearance line, Wu Ming's eyes didn't have the slightest expectation, and he wasn't a second-class corporal at the beginning, and he was promoted to sergeant so quickly? It seems that your officer game is purely based on mood for promotion. But that's not the point, the point is that I didn't even agree to participate in the games that your kids play.
"Just be happy with each other. Bai Ya walked slowly to the door, Wu Ming muttered silently in his heart, before you leave, you should take all these bear children away.
Suddenly, the taboo outside the door shouted, "Haobo, Ang Jie, you two push me individually, my opening remarks haven't finished yet, wait a minute, come one by one." ”
"I haven't said ...... yet Fan Ming: Why did you squeeze in. "Taboo" "touched" and threw himself on the ground, and on his back he rode and pounced on the other three little boys.
See, there are these bear children here, I can't take a bath at all, I don't expect these bear children to wipe their backs, you take them away, Wu Ming silently scolded in his heart, but at this time, Wu Ming was already like a fish on a meat board, he couldn't go, he couldn't escape.
Bai Ya looked at the four naughty children lying on the ground and smiled.
"Lizheng!" Ji Lonely immediately got up from the ground, and the other three children followed suit, saluting respectfully, "I've seen the general!"
"That's right, after dinner in the evening, if you don't mind, let's go to the villages and towns down the mountain," Bai Ya raised her finger and tapped it on her lips, as if thinking, "Today is the Giant's Day, and the circuses in the city will also come to the villages and towns, and the children are especially looking forward to this day, but if I am alone, I am worried that I will not be able to take care of it, but with you, I don't have to worry, right?"
Being suddenly asked for such a thing, Wu Ming scratched the back of his head, although it is very important to find Yue'er, but it doesn't seem to be something that can be found in a moment at the moment, if you go to the town to collect intelligence, maybe you can find the corresponding clues, "It's okay, if you ask me, it's not impossible to ......"
"Thank you!"
Wu Ming was about to let Bai Ya take the children out, but was interrupted by her "thank you" voice, looking at her smiling face with such sincere expectation, Wu Ming's words swallowed back before they reached his mouth.
Bai Ya walked out of the door and slowly closed the door. Immediately inside the door, there was a "hungry wolf-like roar" of Ji Lonely and others: "Come on, Major General Ben will personally serve you, and you will definitely be wiped clean." ”
"That's right, wipe it clean, not a single hair is left!" shouted the other children happily in response, their tones full of enthusiasm for the matter.
Bai Ya stepped on the door, felt the little girl squirming outside the door, skimmed over, but saw Xue Hui, the only girl among the five children, although she could see that she also wanted to go in and see Wu Ming, but the girl's reserve did not allow her to do so.
Bai Ya walked over with understanding and took her hand, "Let's go, I'll take you to cook dinner together, girls should do some things that girls should do, if Mr. Wu Ming tastes the dishes you cooked, he will be very grateful, what do you say?"
"Will you cry with gratitude?" Xue Hui's eyes showed anticipation, her fists clenched in front of her chest, and she seemed to suddenly have momentum.
"Probably...... Possible...... Yes......" Bai Ya looked at her looking forward to it, and couldn't bear to dampen her enthusiasm.
"You bear children, let me go!" Wu Ming let out a miserable howl.
"What! In such a naked situation, Sergeant Wu Ming's chest is about the same size as ours, no difference. I thought that as long as I was an adult, I would be like General Bai Ya, with a full chest. But now that I touch it, it doesn't feel good. There was a disgusted tone from a child in the room.
"Look below, look below. ”
"Oh!" shouted in surprise from inside the room, "this is the ...... of the adults Um, it doesn't seem to be the same as ours, it looks so disgusting, there is black hair next to it, but it doesn't seem to be the same as the hair, why is it curly? Oh, why are you hitting me?"
"Stupid, don't hit you, you don't have a long memory, this is curly hair, the aunt of the owner of the candy seller in the town has hair like this, it is called natural curly hair. ”
"Can curly hair grow underneath, it's amazing. ”
Bai Ya sighed and took Xue Hui's hand, "Let's just not hear it." ”
"Hmm. Xue Hui's answer was like a mosquito moaning.
Not far from the villages and towns near Wuming, a team of circus centaurs was slowly driving on the way, and they were going to the nearby target location to perform charity activities in order to celebrate the Giant's Day today.
"Stop, everyone rests for a while. A man wearing a big-nosed prop shouted at the top of his voice.
This was their last break before they arrived at their destination, and their next stop was Kata, which was estimated to be late afternoon when they had done the rest of their preparations.
Although it was a charity performance, the lord of Punk City was very interested in this charity performance, because the main purpose of this performance was to investigate the population density and distribution of various villages and towns throughout Punk City.
This is a data report that every city lord on this continent must submit every year, and analyzes whether there is a gathering of mutineers or the possibility of heretics spreading cult beliefs by judging whether there is an abnormality in the population movement. Therefore, in order to have a good explanation of the above, the city lord of Punk City specially invested in this event and did enough publicity to attract the attention of villagers in various villages and towns as much as possible.
The convoy slowly stopped, and on a car with a strange portrayal in order to attract passers-by, a strangely dressed clown walked down, and in the animal cage behind the car, a fierce lion saw the clown, but as if he saw food, he roared wildly, and his appearance was extremely fierce, if it was not for the cage to stop it, it is estimated that it has pounced, and it does not look like a lion that has been tamed.
Suddenly frightened like this, the clown suddenly sweated profusely, but fortunately this was not the first time he had been frightened by this lion.
So, after only a while, the clown calmed down and patted his chest, remembering that when he was first scared by this lion, he was so frightened that he peed his pants.