Chapter 413: Call me your county guard!

Seeing Liu Bang's "villain's ambition" face, the official headed by him, of course knew what the situation was, but remembered that on weekdays, Liu Bang had a very good relationship with his boss, and he didn't dare to offend, "If you meet this ruffian, you two boys are unlucky!" ”

I saw him draw out his official knife, and shouted at Lin Chuan and Yi Xiaochuan viciously, "You two, you are so bold, you dare to beat the officials of Qin State in public, you want to rebel, brothers, lock these two thieves in the yamen for me!" ”

As he spoke, several officials behind him took out two pairs of handcuffs from their arms, and couldn't help but handker Lin Chuan and Yi Xiaochuan, who "didn't have time to resist", and were locked in their hands. It's obviously this ruffian scoundrel making trouble, what are you arresting the two of us for!! ”

"Alas~! It's two innocent outsiders~~"

"This Liu San is really a sin!"

"Be quiet, if he hears it, maybe when, he will retaliate against us!" "That's right~ Let's go!" …… Seeing the appearance of the official errand, the people who were watching around saw Liu Bang's hideous laughter, and left one after another. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

After a while, only Lin Chuan, Yi Xiaochuan, Liu Bang, Fan Xu, and a few strong officials were left, Fan Hao saw this scene, and couldn't help but beg Liu Bang, "I said Liu Bang!" In my opinion, forget it, don't ......."

"Nope! This kid actually dared to slap me, this matter is not over, I asked him to be assigned to the army, and he was killed by cutting off his head! ~" Liu Bang covered his red cheeks, his eyes were full of resentment and cruelty.

Liu Bang gave the chief official a vague look, and the foreman and the official suddenly understood, waved his whip twice as if demonstrating, and threatened viciously, "Don't talk nonsense, you two come with me!" ”

Yi Xiaochuan was in a hurry, and was about to fight back, but suddenly a familiar voice sounded in his ears, "Xiaochuan!" Don't be impatient, I have my own way out! Yi Xiaochuan glanced around suspiciously, only to see that the others didn't seem to hear this sentence at all.

At this time, Lin Chuan vaguely tugged at Yi Xiaochuan's sleeve, and at the same time, this mysterious voice sounded in Yi Xiaochuan's ears again, "Eh! What are you looking at? It's me who uses the voice to enter the secret, talk to you, your identity as a wanted criminal, don't worry, the two of us don't move, let's go to the county government to have a look! ”

Originally, Yi Xiaochuan was still hesitant because of his identity as a "wanted criminal by the government", but when he heard Lin Chuan so comforted, although his heart was full of suspicions, he still subconsciously believed Lin Chuan's words,......

Peixian County Government Hall

Although it is said to be the court and county government of the Qin Dynasty, the layout of the bureau is somewhat similar to the court and county government in the Ming and Qing Dynasty costume dramas in the later generations. Eight county lieutenants armed with killing sticks.

At this time, Liu Bang and Fan Xu were standing on one side, and Lin Chuan and Yi Xiaochuan were standing in the center of the hall!

The county commander shouted in a deep voice, "Who in the hall actually dares to attack my Great Qin Surabaya Pavilion Chief in public, do you know that according to the laws of Great Qin, anyone who maliciously attacks the officials of the imperial court, the car will be split, and the three clans will be destroyed?" ”

Yi Xiaochuan was suddenly angry, and opened his mouth to say, "What kind of court official is he, this scoundrel, taking advantage of me and ......"

"Presumptuous! Above the court, how can you be wild, come to someone~ Open my mouth for twenty first! "Liu Bang is a local green skin, but he is very good at being a man, and he is like a fish in water in the yamen on weekdays, and Xiao He, the county government secretary, and Liu Bang have a very good relationship, so the county order often takes into account Xiao He's face and lets Liu Bang go.

But today's situation is very different from usual, in the past, Liu Bang was abducted and deceived, bullied and oppressed the good, and needed the county government to help turn big things into small things and small things, but today's thing is that these two people "beat" Liu Bang in public.

This matter can be big or small, to put it mildly, it was Liu Bang who failed to deceive and was retaliated against, but Liu Bang is not an ordinary person, and he is also a "Surabaya Pavilion Chief", which is a grassroots official of the Qin Dynasty.

Therefore, this matter, once it gets big, it will become a very serious matter, beating and attacking the officials of the Qin Dynasty, according to the laws of the Qin State, it is like complicity in rebellion, this is no longer a simple loss of money, it can be settled.

Hearing the county order, Liu Bang was overjoyed in his heart, stood up, and said aggrievedly, "My lord!" …… I have never met these two people, but I was poisoned by them, and I ask the adults to make decisions for me, look at my face, how swollen it is! ”

Yi Xiaochuan couldn't help but feel a little flustered when he heard Liu Bang and the county commander colluding with each other, after all, today's incident was indeed his first move, coupled with his own identity as a "wanted criminal by the government", in the face of the behemoth-like Great Qin Empire, even Yi Xiaochuan, who was a traverser, couldn't help but be a little timid.

At this time, Lin Chuan finally made a move, only to see him take a step forward gently, turn his palm over, and I don't know what method he used, conjured a delicate and simple token, threw it in front of the county order, and said coldly, "Is the county order of Pei County?" From now on, you've been dismissed, and you've called me your county guard,......"

As soon as Lin Chuan's words came out, the audience fell into an unprecedented silence, silent, and after a few seconds, the entire public hall erupted into a burst of laughter, whether it was the county order, Liu Bang, or the county officials, each of them laughed at Lin Chuan with a foolish look.

Liu Bang couldn't help but mock: "Who do you think you are?" If you want to remove the county commander, you have to ask the county keeper to come over in person, haha! Are you guilty of hysteria and think you are His Majesty the First Emperor?? ”

Yi Xiaochuan was also a little embarrassed, pulled Lin Chuan's sleeve, and whispered, "Brother Lin, you still said it, let's find a way to fight the county government!" ”

But Lin Chuan didn't take these things to heart at all, and said casually, "Lord County Order, you'd better read the token clearly, don't blame me for not reminding you!" ”

"Humph! You arrogant Diao Min, it's just ......" said the county order casually picked up the token, and was about to smash the brand back into Lin Chuan's face, but as soon as he grabbed the token, the county order noticed something unusual, "It's actually made of pure gold,...... No, this is, this is !! ”

In an instant, the originally triumphant county order, as if someone had immobilized him, froze in place, motionless, Liu Bang saw the horror in the eyes of the county order, and couldn't help but flash a strange thought in his heart, "Is there anything strange about this token?" ”

But Liu Bang immediately denied this idea, "No, no, how is this possible, how can there be big people in a small rural place like Peixian, besides, which powerful person will deign to be noble, run to the roadside meat stall, and eat dog meat?" ”

"What, see clearly?" Glancing at the county order, seeing the other party's frightened expression in his eyes, Lin Chuan sneered and said, "Lord county order, you are such a great official!" At the same time, Lin Chuan reminded the county magistrate in the ear of the county commander with the method of transmitting sound into the secret, "My identity is not allowed to tell me!" ”

The county commander was covered in clothes, soaked in cold sweat suddenly, and in the next moment, I saw him rolling and crawling to Lin Chuan's feet, and kept kowtowing and begging for mercy, "Country...... Spare your life! The villain doesn't dare anymore! ”

"Pei County's, I don't bother to meddle, anyway, let your county boss come and deal with it yourself, I'll go back first today, by the way, I don't want his life for this Liu Bang, reward him 200, not 500 slaps!"

Hearing this, Liu Bang, who was shocked inexplicably, fell to the ground in a daze with his feet weak.

Lin Chuan pointed at the county order like a slave, took back his token, put it in his pocket, turned around and led Yi Xiaochuan, who was "stunned", and left the county government with brisk steps,......

After walking a few steps, Lin Chuan suddenly remembered something, stopped and turned around and said, "Fan Xu, what are you still doing here?" Let's go together! I'm going to eat some more of your dog meat! ”

"Huh? Oh, yes, yes, yes! ......" Hearing Lin Chuan's urging, Fan Xu, who had just woken up from a dream, glanced at the "paralyzed as mud" county commander and Liu Bang with a strange and frightened look, and chased after Lin Chuan quickly.

"My lord, go slowly!!" The county magistrate tried hard to lift his head from the ground, squeezed out a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying, and flattered with a smile, "My lord, go all the way!" ”

The figures of Lin Chuan and the three of them gradually disappeared, and the county order still didn't dare to move, until the footsteps of Lin Chuan and the three disappeared completely, and the county order trembled, fell to the ground suddenly, and collapsed into a big character!

"Great! What's wrong with you? What was the origin of that person just now? Liu Bang saw the relieved look of the county order, and hurried to his side, wanting to help the county order.

A moment ago, the county order was still in extreme fear and shock, but the moment he saw Liu Bang's face, the endless fear instantly turned into boundless rage, and the county order, which had a good relationship with Liu Bang on weekdays, at this moment, the green muscles burst out, and his face was hideous, "Get out!" You get out of here~~ You scoundrel, you stream. Hooligans, you've hurt me! ”

Liu Bang was shocked and frightened, and argued helplessly, "My lord, I ......"

"Give me less nonsense, listen left and right, take down this ruffian for me, reward him with 500 slaps, if you dare to be less, I will want your life! ~" The county order did not wait for Liu Bang to finish speaking, and immediately ordered the left and right officials to tie up Liu Bang with five flowers, and follow Lin Chuan's palm mouth instructions one by one.

Adults spare their lives~ Bang! Syllable!! Spare me, sir! Bang Bang Bang ......

Liu Bang, who was tied into a dumpling, was begging for mercy while being slapped hard by the young and strong servant, and after dozens of times, Liu Bang's mouth was full of blood, but he stared at Liu Bang's county order, and he had no intention of stopping.

Liu Bang, who is well versed in the world and knows people's hearts, saw endless anger, fear, and unconcealed resentment and hatred towards him Liu Bang from the county order's hideous face and eyes.

After five hundred slaps, Liu Bang's cheeks on both sides were already swollen and humanoid, and at the same time, his mouth was full of blood, and there were seven or eight teeth scattered on the ground.

Click!!

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps in the back hall of the county government, and after a while, a gentleman with a peaceful face walked out quickly, and saw the county order that had lost his soul and a group of silent officials, and asked in great surprise, "My lord, what's wrong?" ”

But the county magistrate with dull eyes was still slumped on the ground decadently, ignoring the questions of the visitor, and at this moment, a monster with a swollen face and a mouth full of blood grabbed the person who came, and shouted in a muddy spoken language, "Xiao Daren, hold the wine for a long time!" (Lord Xiao, help me!) ）”

Xiao He looked at the other party strangely, and noticed the familiar clothes, Xiao He carefully brushed away the other party's messy hair, looked at it, and exclaimed, "Are you not Liu Bang?" ”

Liu Bang nodded vigorously again and again, "Xiao Daren, you must hold the wine for a long time!" ”

"Save you, Xiao He and I are both unable to protect ourselves, what are you!" Hearing Liu Bang's words of struggle, the county commander couldn't help but shout, "Do you know what kind of monstrous disaster you have caused?" ”

Faced with the thunderous anger of the county commander, Liu Bang was suddenly dumbfounded, originally he just wanted to use the power of the Pei County Government to kill these two strangers who didn't know whether they were alive or dead, but he didn't expect that he would inadvertently provoke such a terrifying mysterious person.

Although Liu Bang still doesn't know Lin Chuan's true identity, judging from the reaction of the county magistrate, who is silent and has a face like earth, his status in the eyes of the other party is the same as that of ants and grasshoppers.

After hesitating in his heart for a long time, the county commander struggled from the ground with difficulty, as if he had aged for dozens of years in an instant, sighed, and said, "I am going to prepare an official document and report to the county guard, Xiao He~~!" I didn't expect that today the two of us will be affected by Liu Bang, a ruffian! ”

After saying this, the disheartened county magistrate walked towards the back hall tremblingly.

"What the hell is going on!" Seeing such a strange reaction between the two, the doubts in Xiao He's heart became even stronger, and he turned to a servant beside him and asked, "Say, what is going on!" ”……

In the county yali of Peixian County, there is a scene of stormy and miserable ends, but Lin Chuan, Yi Xiaochuan, and Fan Hao are on the other side, but it is a different scene!

The three of them left the Peixian County Government smoothly, and returned to the Fan Hao dog butcher shop next to the city gate, only half an hour before and after the two left, Fan Hao thought it was a monstrous disaster, and even he was ready to collect the bodies of the two, but he didn't expect Lin Chuan's origin to be terrifying, and even the county magistrate who was high and had a transcendent status was also frightened by Lin Chuan's true identity.

The two of them turned evil into good fortune and successfully escaped, the bold and loyal Fan Xu, smiled and invited Lin Chuan and Yi Xiaochuan to sit down, took out the wine and meat, and said that they were invited to eat and drink for free, which was considered to be a shock to the two of them! (To be continued.) )