Chapter 390: I'm willing to help you with anything
Playing mahjong, Ye Yun really can't do it.
The only thing he does best is killing.
It's just that for the few people in front of him, whether it is the big gold chain or Sister Xu, it is a last resort to rashly threaten the other party with force, if he really kills him, although there are elves washing the ground, it really does not help Ye Yun's plan.
In fact, it is very simple to say, if Ye Yun wants to 'get the golden ring', entering the beauty pageant is undoubtedly the best way. However, this matter cannot be known to them, at least not by them to discover their original purpose.
Otherwise, Ye Yun can just go directly to the path of the scumber, why do you need to come here to find a way?
As for the beginning, it couldn't be easier, just let them think that they are 'passive and slacking' on this mission.
So in the face of Sister Xu's request, Ye Yun was a little embarrassed: "I don't know how to play mahjong." ”
"Oh?"
Sister Xu laughed deliciously: "Isn't it? You spend money to make women play so slippery, but you can't even play mahjong? ”
Ye Yundao: "If you can play women, why do you want to play mahjong?" ”
The big gold chain slapped his thigh: "Hey! This is absolutely true! ”
Sister Xu smiled: "Then would you like to play with your eldest sister?" ”
Ye Yun said: "I don't want to." ”
Saying it so directly made Sister Xu's face change immediately: "What? Do you think your Sister Xu looks ugly? ”
Ye Yun said: "It's not clear whether it's ugly or not, but I don't like your type." ”
It's pretty straightforward, but it's not that hard to accept.
Sister Xu didn't want to think about it: "But you like this type of Sister Xu, so you have to gamble with Sister Xu." Otherwise, Xiao Lizi still has to ask me for help with some things, if I don't make a move, your abacus may not be able to succeed. ”
This kind of stumbling person is quite annoying. Ye Yun wanted to do her directly......
Ye Yun said: "That's it, it's okay to bet, but I really don't know how to play mahjong, so let's have a novel way to play." ”
"Oh? Let's talk about it. Sister Xu said with interest.
Ye Yun took out a black Colt enforcer-type revolver and put it on the table: "Just bet on this." ”
The big gold chain said strangely: "How many guns do you have on your body?" Do you have a gun license? ”
Sister Xu's face changed: "What do you mean by this?" ”
Ye Yun said: "It's very simple, Russian roulette. I'm not good at any kind of gambling about money. So, we might as well gamble our lives. ”
Sister Xu's face turned red all of a sudden: "You...... Are you threatening me!? ”
Ye Yun said: "Don't be so excited, gamble on your life, I bet with you, but I didn't say whose life I bet on." ”
Sister Xu said: "What do you mean?" ”
Ye Yun smiled, poured out five bullets, quickly turned the wheel, and put it on the table again: "There are bullets in one bullet nest, and the rest are empty." Such. Whoever turns the muzzle of the gun can shoot, and it is counted as ten thousand at a time. If you don't shoot a bullet, give 10,000 to the other party, hit the bullet and take 10,000 from the other party. Of course, there's no point in emptying the gun, and anyone in this room can be a target. Whoever hits you is considered unlucky, how? ”
Sister Xu's face was extremely ugly: "You want me to be a murderer?" ”
Ye Yun said: "Then it's okay to change the way." One person fires at the other at once, and whoever shoots the bullet will have the other party's 100,000 yuan to himself, how about it? ”
Sister Xu's sweat fell profusely, gritted her teeth and said, "You're crazy!" ”
"How exciting this kind of play is, don't you dare, Sister Xu?" Ye Yun deliberately spoke provocatively.
"Good! Then play the second one! ”
Sister Xu gritted her teeth. Clapper said.
In fact, for her, killing an elf is really not a big deal.
This is the way this world is, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, the powerful classes with high status have always had great privileges. You don't see that Li Tian X Rusi's madness, but he didn't hang anything, even if he came out of prison for a few years, he could still bully men and women. Why? It's not his own father, but he is treated with the rank of lieutenant general in the regular army, although the civilian position is far inferior to the military position, but the circle handed over is also hard.
can become a professional 'finding a way' and 'helping people run the department', how can they not have a strong backing? So even if Sister Xu really killed someone...... The elves can cover it too.
Just because you don't do something doesn't mean you can't do it.
What's more, Sister Xu didn't believe that the other party dared to kill her at all, so she said angrily: "Who will start first?" ”
Ye Yun waved his hand and swept all the mahjong on the table to the ground, sat down face to face with Sister Xu at the position of the original big gold chain, and put the left wheel on the empty space on the table: "Of course, Sister Xu will invite first." ”
"Humph!"
Sister Xu didn't shirk, picked up the pistol and aimed it at Ye Yun's head: "Ready?" ”
Her hands were trembling slightly, but her tone was very fierce, whether it was pretended to be or not, at least at the moment when she raised the gun, her expression was still quite scary.
Ye Yun laughed secretly, and the eight winds did not move: "Please, don't hesitate." ”
Sister Xu was puzzled: "You're not afraid?" ”
Ye Yun explained: "Generally speaking, the first shot is the one with bullets, and the chance is small, so I'm not too worried. ”
"Yes...... Is it? ”
Sister Xu thought about it in confusion, but after all, she gritted her teeth, lowered her hand, and pulled the trigger on Ye Yun's left arm.
"Click!"
The firing pin made a hollow sound, and no bullets came out.
Sister Xu breathed a sigh of relief and leaned on the backrest weakly.
Ye Yun chuckled: "Sister Xu is really merciful!" ”
Sister Xu's face turned red, threw the pistol back on the table, and replied very stiffly: "You also said that the first shot without bullets may be too big, the old lady will give you a good face first, and the next shot will be aimed at your head." ”
She was so stubborn, but it made Ye Yun feel a little more good for her...... In fact, this female elf is not bad in nature, and she chooses to embarrass herself, which is probably the so-called face problem.
Ye Yun shook his head and smiled, and picked up the pistol from the table: "It's my turn?" ”
The side was already surrounded by elves at this moment, and the elves in the room all came over.
At this moment, seeing a hint of weirdness in Ye Yun's smile, the big gold chain couldn't help but say, "Brother Yan, you ......"
"Shut up!"
Sister Xu was still holding on, shouting at the big gold chain, and then said to Ye Yun: "Come on!" It's kind of shooting me straight in the head! ”
Ye Yun said with a smile: "Sister Xu said that the probability of shooting a bullet with each shot is increasing. But even so, the first shot does not necessarily fail to fire. Sister Xu actually didn't intend to shoot at my head from beginning to end, and her choice of arm was undoubtedly to teach me a lesson, so that even if she really hit a bullet, it wouldn't hurt my life, right? ”
Sister Xu bit her lower lip: "There is too much nonsense!" ”
Ye Yun said: "It's not a lot of nonsense. It's that Sister Xu is so sincere to me, how can I be embarrassed to leave the danger to Sister Xu? ”
As he spoke, he slowly aimed the muzzle of the gun at his temple: "There are still five bullets in the gun, and the chance of the second shot having a bullet is one in five, the third shot is one in four, and the fourth shot is one in three." In fact, I know that every shot will be a huge torment for a good person like Sister Xu, so I might as well do it for me. ”
"You ......" Sister Xu's eyes widened.
"Don't! You are crazy! ”
Yuan Zizi tried to step forward and hold him, but was forced back by Ye Yun's sharp look.
Of course, the rest of the elves didn't care whether Ye Yun was alive or dead, and they also heard something from each other's words. I couldn't help but retreat to prevent blood from being splashed on my body.
Click!
Ye Yunhun didn't care, and pulled the trigger on himself three times in a row!
Somewhat unexpectedly, these three times were all air collisions, and no bullets were fired.
However, pulling the trigger on his head three times, not to mention that there was a bullet in it, even if there was not, this courage was extremely amazing to the elves!
Ye Yun put the left wheel back on the table and pushed it towards Sister Xu: "It's your turn." ”
Sister Xu was stunned. Picking up the pistol with some doubts: "What is this...... Is it a real bullet? ”
Ye Yun smiled: "Sister Xu will know if you try it." ”
"I suspect you're lying to me!"
Sister Xu gritted her teeth and pulled the trigger on Ye Yun's left arm again.
With the first time. The second time it was much easier.
Click!
Another empty sound!
The look of doubt in Sister Xu's eyes was even stronger.
The rest of the crowd also showed skeptical expressions.
There are no bullets for even five shots, and only the sixth shot has bullets, although there is not much blood in this kind of plot movies and TV series, but it is not difficult to see.
However, people like them are the most realistic, and they don't believe that there are so many coincidences in this world that are so many rings in the movie...... Just as people with this identity may not necessarily believe in love in the movie, the probability of a person of the opposite sex becoming a lover is much higher for them than becoming a lover.
So the elves were puzzled. feels that this is not how ruthless Ye Yun is at all, but that this is a play directed and acted by him.
How perceptive Ye Yun is, those flies can distinguish between male and female when they hit their eyes, not to mention that these elves almost write their thoughts on their faces?
He smiled indifferently and said, "There's only one last chance left." How is this good, although I know that there is a real bullet inside, but the distrustful look of Sister Xu and everyone makes me doubt myself. ”
An elf next to him said, "Honestly, is there a real bullet in your gun?" I think it's very likely that the duds are there, right? ”
Ye Yun smiled: "I was very sure that it was definitely not a dud, but when you said that, I was not so sure." However, knowing that this is a fatal bullet, I still shoot myself in the temple, is it a little stupid? ”
Sister Xu has regained her previous demeanor at this moment, and teased: "Then even if you shoot at Sister Xu, Sister Xu promises not to resist." ”
Her words were a little ambiguous, which caused everyone present to laugh except Yuan Zizi, and the atmosphere in the room was much more relaxed.
Ye Yun said: "If it's a dud, it's nothing to really knock down Sister Xu, it's just that I'm worried." ”
The big gold chain smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay brother, it's good to play this game, in fact, it's not a shame to lose to Sister Xu." What's more, Sister Xu's taste, that is not comparable to ordinary little girls, don't sell it if you take a big advantage. ”
He was indeed dissatisfied with Ye Yun before, but when this big business was in hand, it would have been thrown out of the clouds long ago.
In fact, if he does what he does, he can get a deal, not only because his wallet is bulging, but most importantly, his connections are better maintained...... He introduces business to others, and others can also make money, and the more he earns, the more people will agree with him, right?
However, his words caused Sister Xu's dissatisfaction: "What you said is as if you tried it with my mother!" ”
"Yes, you're going to be my fart!" The big gold chain gave himself a small slap and smiled.
In the midst of everyone's laughter, Ye Yun leaned lazily on the back of the chair, raised his right hand holding the gun and pulled the trigger on the roof.
Bang!
There was a muffled sound, accompanied by the dust falling from the roof, and the laughter in the room came to an abrupt end!
Looking at the conspicuous hole in the concrete ceiling above them, the group of people all opened their mouths wide, and let the ashes fall into their mouths without moving.
On the other hand, Sister Xu was stunned for a moment, and the next second there was no blood on her face, and her little face was pale!
Ye Yun waved his hand to sweep the smoke and dust in front of him, grabbed the five bullets he took out from the table and reinstalled them in the revolver, and then continuously pulled the trigger on the air strikes between the elves around him.
Bang bang!
Five gunshots rang out, accompanied by the sound of some porcelain and other things breaking one after another, although compared to the gunshots in movies and television, which were more fragrant than two kicks, the sound of the revolver was not too loud, but it was enough to attract attention outside the house.
Soon the door opened, and the elves who were drinking outside pushed open the door and rushed in and shouted, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”
These people were stupid as soon as they entered the room.
Sister Xu sat opposite a sturdy elf on the table, and around the mahjong table, there was a group of male and female elves squatting with their heads in their hands.
No one fell, and there was no blood on the ground, but there were a few broken flower pots, coffee tables, and beer bottles around them.
Ye Yun threw the revolver back on the table, and the muffled sound of the gun colliding with the mahjong table made the elves around him tremble in unison.
Ye Yun stretched his waist and said, "What are you afraid of, I won't hurt the elves easily." ”
The elves secretly looked at each other a few times, and when they saw that no one was injured, they all breathed a sigh of relief and got up, looking at Ye Yun with complicated expressions.
There was no hatred in their eyes because the other party made them embarrassed, but they all showed admiration, admiration and shock!
Elves like them, money more often represents the number of people who can maintain their current life, and in their hearts, they yearn for more enthusiasm and excitement.
And Ye Yun's performance, calm and uninhibited, arrogant and rebellious, isn't it a more suitable idol for them than a singer or an actor?
The big gold chain turned around and coldly glanced at the elves who rushed in: "Get out!" ”
The elves glanced at each other, not knowing what was happening in front of them, but the big gold chain was the owner after all, so they retreated one after another.
Sister Xu looked at Ye Yun with a complicated face, although she slowed down faster, but her eyes looking at Ye Yun were even more fanatical: "That bullet ...... It's true? ”
Ye Yun said: "It's never fake. ”
Sister Xu said: "Fired at yourself again and again, are you really so bold?" ”
Ye Yun smiled and said calmly: "With my ability, it is easy to put the bullet nest with bullets at the back. ”
Sister Xu nodded: "But, in case it's wrong......"
Ye Yundao: "I have always been very confident in my ability, and when this self-confidence exceeds my own strength, it means that I should die." ”
Sister Xu nodded, and then her eyes became even more fanatical: "Sleep with me, I'm willing to help you with anything!" (To be continued......)