Chapter 170: Who Wants a Viper to Bite?
|->Chapter 170 Who wants to let a poisonous snake bite??" I'm dreaming! I did it! "Before the wake-up call sounded in the morning, a scream of excitement erupted in the 305 dormitory. The update is the fastest and the fastest to the eye
The old prostitute who was sleeping in the team headquarters instantly opened her eyes when she heard this shout, and after listening carefully, she grinned, closed her eyes again and continued to sleep.
The cavalry in the 305 bedroom jumped out of bed barefoot excitedly, and patted Wang Ge on the top bunk: "Old Wang, I'm in a dream!" I'm asleep! ”
"So powerful?" After the bedbug had a falling out with the champion, he was now trying to improve his relationship with Wang Ge and the cavalry, and said playfully: "You only had a spirit class last morning, and you fell asleep last night?" ”
The champion covered his head with the quilt and pouted: "It's just a successful dream, is it so excited?" ”
"Congratulations, cavalry!" Wang Ge got up and asked excitedly, "Tell me, what did you dream about?" ”
The cavalry slapped his crotch with a righteous and awe-inspiring face: "Teacher Cang, Teacher Hatano, Teacher Nagasawa...... There are also Ms. Connie, Ms. Abigaile, Ms. Stoya...... The six of them me, one king and six queens! I used to lose all the time, but because I succeeded in my dream this time, I controlled myself to persevere to the end and kill them to the ground! Wowha......"
Wang Ge and the bedbug were dumbfounded, is this okay?
Damn it...... The champion hid in the quilt and really wanted to cry without tears, he just dreamed that Sun Linglong and Pandora were cheering themselves in cheerleader uniforms in class yesterday, and they became obscene men who were angry with the entire martial arts professional.
But compared to the cavalry, what is it?
Is this really obscene cavalry?
“…… Now that you've fallen asleep, it seems that breaking through level 10 is just around the corner! Wang Ge thinks it's always a good thing to be able to dream, as for what the dream is, don't care about this kind of trivial matter, right?
Wang Ge and the bedbug haven't fallen asleep yet, originally the two of them saw the cavalry in a dream and wanted to learn from it, but the way of the cavalry was not suitable for them at all, maybe the foreskin could learn from it. Other people's brains are either filled with brains or tofu brains, but these two brothers are full of semen.
Since there is no way to learn from it, Wang Geyi said excitedly: "Okay, okay." Let's get some sleep, we have classes this morning. ”
"Sleep, sleep, sleep!" The cavalry rushed into the bed, and the momentum was not like going to sleep but like going to do great health care: "Hurry up and have another round!" ”
"I've subdued you......" Wang Ge said speechlessly, and the bug glanced at the cavalry enviously. Said with a shy face: "Brother cavalry, I will also take my brother with me when I watch the film next time......"
"We'll talk about it then!" The cavalry closed his eyes and said impatiently: "Busy, don't pay attention to me!" ”
More than an hour later, the wake-up call rang, and Wang Ge jumped out of bed in high spirits. Seeing the cavalryman's eyes red and haggard, he exclaimed, "What's wrong with you?" ”
The champion gloated and said, "It's overindulgence, right?" ”
"Mao!" The cavalry got up sullenly and got dressed: "I can't sleep anymore, really, what's going on......"
"Brother," Wang Ge thought for a while, put his arms around the cavalry's shoulders and said, "Remember what Director Pan said?" Empty yourself first! It's strange that you can dream of a king and six queens in your head! ”
“…… That's right! The cavalry suddenly realized.
The bed bug also joked: "What Lao Wang said makes sense! ”
The isolated champion was very unhappy and pouted: "You are so capable, why didn't you fall asleep?" ”
Wang Geli was too lazy to pay attention to him, but the cavalry immediately sneered: "I can't even dream of running away from the old king." What else is there for you? ”
One sentence choked the champion to vomit blood.
I can't even dream of running away from Lao Wang......
I don't know how many people have repeated this sentence in various ways since the end of class yesterday morning, and every time the champion is like swallowing a cockroach alive.
But the champion is irrefutable, because that is a fact that everyone sees in the classroom. Even if others don't say it, as long as their eyes fall on the champion, the champion will subconsciously think about whether others don't say it and think so in their hearts.
What a shame!
The champion gritted his teeth and lowered his head, waiting!
I'll make you regret it!
One day, I'll make you spit on that self-funded student, and then put me on the altar!
After the thirteenth queue, he went to the Chinese medicine building under the leadership of the district captain Xing Fa. Today's course is a TCM class, which is not a major course. Many people are not interested in this, but there is no way, who let it be a military school, there is no possibility of skipping classes at all.
"Haven't you slowed down yet?" Wang Ge quietly stepped on the cavalry walking in front. The cavalry looked like frosted eggplants, and the whole person was wilted.
"No, I just don't think this lesson is boring." The head of the cavalry whispered back.
"You haven't been on for a minute, you're bored?" Wang Ge said amusedly.
"Didn't you look at the class schedule? The chief tutor who taught us was an old man, and he was also a well-known old-fashioned man in our school. The cavalry couldn't help but complain: "How did you learn this?" It's too careless, right, you don't even know who the teacher is? ”
“…… Let's not be together, okay? Wang Ge rolled his eyes. It's a pity that he was behind the cavalry, and the cavalry couldn't see it.
However, Wang Ge didn't really care who the teacher was, he had also specifically inquired about the information. The chief instructor who taught them the TCM course was a 60-year-old professor named Luo Bin, who was said to be a well-known TCM expert in the Federation.
Wang Ge is quite looking forward to this, he is very interested in Chinese medicine, which comes from his talent in Chinese herbal medicine. It's just that it's not a major course after all, and I don't know if Director Luo will teach it with heart.
When Luo Bin appeared at the door of the classroom, at least in terms of appearance, he did not disappoint Wang Ge and them. In addition to the two white mustaches that are slightly obscene, Luo Bin is full of red light, his voice is like a bell, he talks and laughs freely, and he is wearing a very low-key luxury and connotative modern Hanfu and traditional old cloth shoes with black corduroy mille-feuille soles, which is indeed very mastery.
"Students, I know that many of you are thinking, we are martial arts majors, do we need to learn any Chinese medicine? Anyway, it's not a major course, just fool around and get a passing grade. You don't need to be so serious, life level is the fundamental ......" Luo Bin's opening remarks shocked the audience, making the students laugh in a low voice when they were told what was on their minds.
The champion didn't smile, but there was excitement in his eyes.
It's time to save face!
The champion of the college entrance examination is not in vain, he has not only reached the tenth level of life and mastered the dream before the college entrance examination, but even has a lot of attainments in traditional Chinese medicine. His family once spent money to send him to a famous old Chinese medicine clinic for auscultation, because he knew that Chinese medicine and martial arts were inseparable, and he would definitely learn them in college in the future.
Sure enough!
"Actually, martial arts and traditional Chinese medicine are not separated, and there is a profound historical relationship between the two." Luo Bin twisted his beard and talked eloquently: "The book of war "Liutao-Longtao-Wang Yi" contains: the king is handsome...... There are three monks, the main hundred medicines, to cure gold sores. This gold sore is actually a gold creation, which refers to the weapon trauma caused by metal sharp weapons, blunt weapons, etc.
"The history of the development of Chinese orthopedic technology" said that the Shaolin Temple school of injury was born, which is related to the Song Dynasty Chen Ziming said that the 'Xia Jia people', these Xia Jia people rely on the family technology to treat wounds in the folk, since the Tang Dynasty, the martial arts of the Shaolin Temple have a great influence on social history, and the Xia Jia people are also influenced by it.
"With the expansion of the scale of ancient warfare, the practice of martial arts and boxing activities associated with it has increased the number of injuries to the human body, including internal injuries such as qi and blood, internal organs and occluded meridians, as well as external injuries such as sprains, bruises, bruises, dislocations, fractures, gold wounds, etc., and how to prevent and treat these injuries has become a matter of great concern to soldiers and martial artists......
At the same time, the TCM Injury Department also continues to absorb martial arts exercises to enrich itself, and we can see that the TCM Injury Treatment Techniques have obvious traces of martial arts. For example, 'One Finger Zen Tuina' was born from the martial arts of [One Finger Zen] acupoint technique, 'Qing Na Method' originated from boxers, and 'Pai Therapy' is the [Pai Da Gong] that follows the martial arts......
"For example, Mu Qingshan, the famous medicine king in the field of Chinese medicine today, is the first person to treat the external suture tendon of the hip for General Mo Wu, the former captain of the Bingwang Battalion, with the front hand holding down the groin on the injured side, and the back hand holding the lower part of General Mo Wu's calf, straightening the injured limb, like holding a gun and making a stick!
Then rotate and shake from the outside to the inside, and then clamp General Mo Wu's calf under the armpit, and handle the affected limb socket, similar to the [Submarine Needle] and [Lower Cutting Palm], and the skills are like [Green Dragon Out of the Water] and [Iron Ox Ploughing].
"The eight methods of pulling tendons, taking the faint, pointing acupoints, closing acupoints, and carrying on the back in martial arts, the art of foot mobs in the grappling, the hand, eye, body steps, and mental qi gong are reasonably used, and the operation is broadcast live in traditional Chinese medicine, which makes us all eye-opening and breathtaking, which can be called a classic ......"
I talked about a lot, and some of the students understood it and were fascinated; What I didn't understand was what I didn't understand, but I thought it was very powerful.
Luo Bin looked at some students who kept flipping through the books below, as if they were looking for the paragraph he said, so he waved his hand: "Don't look for it, there are no books in these books!" I made up my own book, can I still not know? ”
Seeing that many students looked disappointed, Luo Bin smiled: "I did it on purpose, it was all written in the book, who still listens to the class?" ”
This trick is so poisonous...... Wang Ge secretly smacked his tongue, now he must listen carefully to the class.
"For your profession, learning Chinese medicine is not about theory but about practicality, so I don't have high requirements for you, so let's start with practicality." Luo Bin said, pointing to the row of poisonous snakes and poisonous insects that had been prepared on the podium in transparent containers:
"On a mission, you will inevitably encounter poisonous snakes and poisonous insects, but it is impossible for you to bring all kinds of antidotes and serums with you, and at this time, you need to learn to find local materials to find herbs that can detoxify.
"In order to make your learning more profound, who wants to come up and give a bite to a poisonous snake?" (To be continued.) )