Chapter 53: The Western Heaven Sect Master
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In order to confirm my thoughts, I was still patient and continued to ask the girl: "Over the funeral bed?" Isn't it...... Gotta touch the Sect Master. ”
Faced with my question, the girl blushed, she turned her head and argued, "You can't say that, it's called giving your body to the Lord...... Yikes! Who are you?! ”
Speaking of this, the little girl realized that I was not a local, and she quickly screamed and instinctively ran towards the yurt-like altar.
Under her leadership, the scene was quickly chaotic, and seven or eight girls and aunts ran into the "yurt" as if they had seen a disaster, and said to us as they ran: "The devil who eats people is coming, showing his teeth and claws, and his whole body is on fire......."
We were inexplicable when I heard this, I looked at Wang Roar and Lin Shaosong, and couldn't help but wonder...... Are we that ugly? There is no spontaneous combustion, I don't know why at all.
After the girls dispersed, we were depressed and followed up on the yurt-like dojo, but we saw a girl leading the women out.
This girl is about eighteen or nineteen years old, very tall, looking like a Miao Min, wearing gold and silver, as if full of bells, walking and swaying, with her own background music.
It is said that this is a very "young people" girl, but I don't know why she has a nose ring on her nose, dyed yellow hair, and a dung fork, which looks a little nondescript.
After the bell girl stood firm, a woman next to her stretched out her hand and pointed at us, "Deputy Master, are they devils from outside?" Protect us! ”
The woman looked at the three of us, snorted coldly in her nose, and asked directly, "You are the ones who injured the vulture dragon?" ”
I don't know who the bald dragon is, but when I look at her, I should be referring to the bald man who led people to break into the Yaowang Temple in the morning.
So I responded, "That's what we did, you're also a deputy sect leader, what do you call it?" ”
The girl smiled slightly and told us: "My name is Sai Qingkui, and I am the three sect masters here, what is the matter with you here!" Death or reparation. ”
Sai Qingkui's speech was compelling, full of gunpowder, but we didn't want to see anything more with a woman, Wang Roar and I said disdainfully at the same time: "We want to see the Great Sage of the West Heaven, you go to the side." ”
"Hahaha!" Sai Qingkui laughed wildly three times, turned the dung fork in his hand sideways, pointed to his nose and said arrogantly: "If you want to see the sect leader, pass my level first!" ”
I looked at her inexplicable self-confidence, and I just didn't know what capital she had and what we were arguing with here.
Others are roadblocks, and she is a little flower cat at most.
I glanced at her hand holding the dung fork, and said, "Pass you first?" ”
"Exactly! ~" Sai Qingkui pouted.
I sneered.
In the middle of the day, before Sai Qingkui could say the trill, he immediately threw out the saber hidden in his sleeve, and shouted at the same time: "Get out of the way!" ”
Under my wild roar, the small knife in my sleeve came out of my hand, and the knife cut through the air and hit directly on Sai Qingkui's forehead.
Like last time, the Swiss Army Knife I didn't swing straight, it was no different from an oval pebble.
But even so, it was not pleasant for something almost solid to hit his forehead. A girl like Sai Qingkui was directly knocked unconscious on the ground, foaming at the mouth and convulsing all over.
Although it doesn't seem very close to knock over a big beauty directly, I feel that this avoids direct conflict and can also discredit the prestige of "God Buddha", which is a good choice.
And after this blow, the hysterical women also quieted down, and looked at the three of us with a look of awe.
After everything was settled, I didn't bother with them anymore, and walked directly into the wall of the yurt with Wang Roar, preparing to demolish the dojo of the Great Sage of the Western Heavens.
There is no door at the entrance to the yurt, just a white curtain hanging like a toilet that can be pushed open by reaching out.
But just as Lin Shaosong took a step forward and was about to open the curtain, there was a sudden sound of horror.
The person inside said leisurely: "The person who came is called Lin Shaosong!" You and your friends think you're demon-possessed, you know? ”
Listening to the words of the people inside, Lin Shaosong shuddered, and he looked at us with stunned ears and said, "This ...... How would he know my name?! ”
I snorted coldly and didn't say anything, although I don't know why the people here can say Lin Shaosong's name, but I feel that this is just a trick to cheat money.
Besides, Lin Shaosong is a very eye-catching person, he can't stop stuffing money and business cards for others, and it's hard to know his name.
I was not frightened by the uncertain prophet of the Great Sage of the Western Heavens, but casually shouted inside, "We want to see the Great Sage of the Western Heavens." Who is the Great Sage! Do you dare to come out and show your face. ”
There was silence in the yurt, and then the toilet-like white curtain was opened, and a man who looked like a monk walked out, accompanied by a "bodyguard".
The appearance of these two people made us stunned.
Because they ...... It's a little weird.
At first glance, the leader seems to be a monk, he is wearing a gold-threaded red robe, and there are six rings on his head, with a round head and a round head, but he has a pair of Wang Ba eyes. Overall, it looks like a king with scrambled eggs wrapped in tomatoes.
Compared to his dress, the "bodyguard" behind him was even more funny, the man with a hooked nose and a toad beak, a foreigner at first glance, also dressed in black missionary clothes, he rolled up his sleeves, and a line of black tattoos on his arm that I had never seen before, and his hands were ...... Still holding a copy of the Lotus Sutra?!
Standing together with such a strange combination, whoever sees it will also have a short circuit in the mind.
Unconsciously aware, Wang Ye opened his mouth dryly, and spoke first: "Which of you is the Great Sage of the Western Heavens?" ”
Monk Wang Ba raised his head slightly, and yelled at the king: "It's the poor way, you outcasts of God, what do you have to say?!" ”
Monk Wangba's words once again made us fall into silence, and we didn't know how to answer.
This monk claims to be poor, and after a while, he is full of God, and the amount of information is too great, which is completely beyond the comprehension of normal people.
Seeing that the three of us were "staying" in place, this Western Heaven Great Sage probably thought that his domineering aura had played a role.
He sneered at us and walked over to the side of the deputy sect leader who had been knocked unconscious by me, Sai Qingkui.
In front of everyone's eyes, he stretched out his rough short hand, which was not on the neck of the squeeze, and chanted: "O holy servant! Wake up! Fight with us against demons, and I grant you divine powers...... Amen, trust your Buddha ......"
With the recitation of the Great Sage of the Western Heavens, the surrounding villagers and the foreigner-looking deputy sect leader knelt down in unison, as if waiting for a miracle to come.
I watched their strange rituals and movements, but I felt more and more amused.
I knocked out this stuffed green kui with a knife, and I knew best in my heart that within ten minutes, she couldn't wake up at all, and even if she woke up, she couldn't move at all.
But just when I was smug and looking forward to the appearance of the Great Sage of the Western Heavens, an amazing scene happened.
Sai Qingkui, who collapsed on the ground, suddenly took a long breath, and then sat up like a resurrected corpse, his eyes were white, and he chanted: "God Buddha!" I am back! ”