Dongfang Undefeated's distorted interpretation of "long-term love" reminded Xiao Yu of a story with the same effect.

It was one day on the way to the west.

The remnant sun is like blood, and the autumn wind is bleak.

The second senior brother talked to the senior brother about the past with drunken eyes:

“…… I still remember that day, the Jade Emperor grabbed my hand and told me to take care of Chang'e, who had just risen from the Netherworld, and to perform it as a daily task. ”

"Unexpectedly, I drank too much wine that day, and I listened to the daily task as a 'day chang' task, so I immediately patted my chest and agreed."

"It wasn't until the day I was demoted from Heaven that I realized that it was full of routines......"

, I can't bear to look at it directly! It turns out that Bajie is flirting with Chang'e because he received the task of 'Richang'? It's back to my childhood, my soul is gone!

At the gate of Hengshan Mountain, the atmosphere quickly stiffened.

Xiao Yu saw that it was not a matter to go on like this, so he asked, "Eastern Sect Master, have you forgotten the shore of Daming Lake...... No, is it the Yang Lian Pavilion on the Blackwood Cliff? ”

Dongfang Undefeated glanced at Xiao Yu lightly and said:

"Brother Lian naturally hasn't forgotten, so I hope that Linghu Chong can coexist peacefully with Brother Lian."

"Poof-" Xiao Yu's feet were weak, and he almost knelt down.

Your sister, you're still thinking about opening a male harem!

Wu Zetian did open a male harem in history, but there is only one female emperor in history, and you are not a woman at all!

If Linghu Chong really follows you to the Black Wood Cliff, the outcome can already be predicted - he will definitely change from a rough man to a pseudo-mother step by step under your mother's training!

The next time we meet, the senior brother will apply rouge and his orchid fingers, and he will be called the Lun family, and he will twist his waist and swing his hips.

Xiao Yu grinned at the corners ......of his mouth, and said with empty eyes: "Actually, I think that the matter of feelings is a matter of course, and the Oriental Sect Master can actually exchange his sincerity for true feelings."

If you can't do it, you won't do it, what's wrong with the mouth cannon, Naruto still relies on the mouth cannon to save the world.

However, before Xiao Yu finished speaking, Dongfang Undefeated swept over with indifferent eyes:

"What are you? Do you have a part to say here? ”

“……”

Hey, my temper tantrum!

Needless to say.

Want to fight, right? I'll get you dressed today!

Obviously, Dongfang's undefeated "kind face and pleasant color" will only be revealed in front of the senior brother, as for the other passers-by, all they can see is the obedient and moody Dongfang sect leader.

Xiao Yu, who was ridiculed, naturally couldn't bear it, and immediately said in a voice that everyone could hear:

“…… You are sick, and you must be healed. ”

Dongfang's undefeated gaze suddenly turned sharp as a blade! In the quiet night, there was a sudden crisp sound of "click", but the stone slab under his feet was directly cracked into pieces, and he was stabbed in the face by Dongfang's undefeated gaze, Xiao Yu even had the illusion of being gently poked in the skin by a needle!

Seeing that the atmosphere became tense, the next second the blood was furious, and Hu Chong hurriedly became a peacemaker:

"Dongfang, there is something to say, he is my junior brother......"

Dongfang Undefeated looked at Xiao Yu coldly, and said indifferently:

"Palm your mouth, if you dare to keep one of your teeth, no one will be able to protect you."

“……”

Xiao Yu was directly angry, and even the friends in the live broadcast room began a unanimous angry crusade.

"Damn, this person is so cheap, does anyone talk like this?"

"With such a perverse personality, there is no doubt that he is a yin and yang person."

"Ask the anchor to teach him how to be a man."

"That's right, let him know why the flowers are so red."

"It's so arrogant and arrogant, I don't even take the anchor seriously."

"This guy who is neither a man nor a woman, dares to pretend to be forced in front of the anchor, it's like death!"

“……”

In the face of the undefeated and moody of the East, Xiao Yu's answer was also very simple, just two words: "Hehe!" ”

You can't be arrogant, but you can't be arrogant.

When you are bullied, you must not be cowardly and retreat, because once others find out that you are bullying, they will bully you even harder.

What, you say endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky?

This kind of talk is just nonsense that losers use to comfort themselves.

As for what happened just now...... I'm sorry, I can't bear it.

So Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows and walked towards the field with a cold face.

The little senior sister looked worried, and when she saw Xiao Yu walking towards the field, she followed without hesitation, but was stopped by Xiao Yu, "Don't worry." ”

"But you ......" the little sister bit her lip and refused to listen.

Xiao Yu said in a deep voice: "Trust me." ”

The tone is flat and the expression is calm, but it shows strong confidence and courage, which makes people unconsciously convinced.

Under the curious and surprised gaze of a crowd, Xiao Yu walked directly ten steps in front of Dongfang Undefeated, and did not speak, but directly proved his attitude with his actions.

He stretched out his left hand, then curled up four fingers, leaving only one middle finger straight......

Although Dongfang Undefeated didn't understand the meaning behind Xiao Yu's action, the expression on Xiao Yu's face was simply written in the eight big characters "Nima is mentally retarded, please hit me".

Not to mention the little nuns of the Hengshan faction, even the older generation of characters such as Shi Niang and Dingxian Shitai also changed their faces greatly:

"Heiyuki, what are you doing?!"

Obviously, in the eyes of everyone, Xiao Yu's actions can only be called "death......

Dongfang Undefeated, who had a moody personality, suddenly turned gloomy: since he became the sect leader, no one dared to despise him.

But this ant in front of me ...... This damn ant is so arrogant!!

"I kind of appreciate your audacity." Dongfang Undefeated sighed, "I just want your bones to be as hard as your mouth." ”

Xiao Yu said calmly:

"Well, my temper is unbearable, you respect me, I will respect you, if you want to do it, I can only practice with you."

Dongfang Undefeated looked at Xiao Yu indifferently, at this moment, there seemed to be snowflakes flying all over him, whistling and blowing through the cold wind of the 10,000-year-old glacier, all of which converged on all sides with him as the core, but in a short period of time, it seemed that a terrifying thirteenth-level destruction hurricane had formed with him as the core!

In the next moment, Xiao Yu suddenly drew his sword in his hand, and a dazzling spark bloomed on his long sword.

But it was a slender silver needle that shot at Xiao Yu silently.

Everyone was in an uproar, because almost no one could see how Dongfeng Undefeated made a move, and they didn't expect Xiao Yu to be able to block Dongfang's undefeated blow.

"So fast!" Xiao Yu's face did not move, but his heart was dark.

The sun rises in the east, only I am undefeated, and it really is not blown out.

In fact, some people are born with the attributes of certain exercises, such as Qiao Feng's eighteen palms of descending dragons, Duan Yu's being for Ling Bo Weibu, and Dongfang being undefeated in the Sunflower Treasure Book.

The former head of the Demon Sect is very good, right?

As soon as the star-absorbing Dafa came out, ordinary masters had to kneel every minute.

However, it is still not an undefeated opponent in the East.

This is because Dongfang was undefeated and practiced the "Sunflower Treasure Book" to the realm of Great Perfection.

There are many powerful people in this world, but there are very few who can reach the peak in a certain field.

Although Xiao Yu has now learned many top-level martial arts and inherited Wuyazi's seventy internal strength, he does not dare to say that he can easily defeat Dongfang Undefeated.

Of course, it won't be easily killed in seconds, and he still has some confidence.

Hmm, since you finally turned on the pretending mode, let's pretend to the end.

So Xiao Yu tilted his head slightly, looked at Dongfang Undefeated with a very contemptuous look, and shook his fingers calmly.

Hmm, you can make up for Brother Long's classic taunt moves......

(PS: Follow the plot, you say routines, write slowly, you say water, incarnate a bulldozer, and you say no love, really, in fact, I misclassified, this book is more inclined to a daily light novel, kill people if you don't agree with each other, kill your sister and preach the Tao, you can't see it...... In fact, whether a book is good or not, the method of judging is very simple. If you can watch it all the way, even if you scold, it is also a support of hating iron and steel, but if you don't even have the interest to watch it, then I can only say I'm sorry, after all, I'm just an ordinary person, and it is impossible to think about everything and satisfy everyone's appetite~~ Ah, I'm so watery, I'm really sorry. ）