Chapter 35 The Story of the Lord of the Stove

At this time, Toyoko Momoko said: "Lord Coin, Sister Mikoto's intelligence is ten years old, but when she was one year old, she responded to your call because she was playful, and she only had the memory of a year old, so she is copper quality." She's not like me, she has no quality, she doesn't have me at another age. ”

There are two skills at the age of one! What a terrifying talent.

Wu Tian was stunned for a moment and said, "Why don't I remember this?" ”

Toyoko Momoko said: "My coin owner, it's normal that you don't have this memory, and you can't receive so much information at once, and there are many things that we need to tell you in the future, and some things need to be realized by yourself." ”

"Okay, I understand."

The two figures continued to play, and Wu Tian crossed Erlang's legs and continued to read.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the two figures sat on Wu Tian's head and played with Wu Tian's hair.

Wu Tian was speechless, and he didn't need to look to know that his hair suddenly became a chicken nest, or a violent head, or a noodle head, and then it became wavy curls and occasionally accompanied by a burnt smell

Mikoto Misaka discharges, she emits electricity to her head, and then makes a hairstyle that she thinks is fun.

In a short period of time, the popularity of hair has been popular from the 80s to the 21st century, and it is rushing towards the 22nd century.

Another hairdresser lost his job, and the money was spent slowly.

Well? What is this?

A collection of stories?

The story of the Stove God?

It's a story that is being invaded, and the words are crystal clear, but that's just for the average person.

What Wu Tian saw were distorted words! Of course, the literal meaning is clear to him.

This story should have existed in the past, so that it would leave its footprints in the long river of time and be found by the infinite world.

At this moment, the word count was distorted by one more.

This is an invasion event that takes place before the eyes of the Lord of Time!

This shows from the side that there is not only one main god in the infinite world!

With your hand caressing the pages, you can enter with just one thought! Is it in or not in the end?

Wu Tian read the story, and he was judging whether this memory world would be beyond his ability.

I am a heavenly god, but that was a long, long time ago.

At that time, everything in heaven and earth grew in an orderly manner, but there was no end to the year.

One day, the Emperor decided to rank the years and give them a mascot. As soon as the news came out, the heavenly realm immediately blew up the nest.

All the immortals began to make wishful thinking, some wanted to get an indicator for their relatives, some wanted to make a name for their relatives, and some wanted to give their friends In short, the heavenly realm fell out.

The immortals couldn't come up with a result, and in the end they unanimously decided to choose me as the messenger of the zodiac.

I don't quite understand, I'm just a little scattered immortal, no position, no power, no merit, I've been in the heavenly realm for tens of thousands of years, I never thought that I would get such a big honor one day, and I never thought that this was also the beginning of my bad luck.

The Emperor of Heaven stroked his beautiful hair and said to me, "You have a heavy responsibility this time, and you must not live up to my trust. Otherwise...".

He brought me twelve gold stars and gave them to me, and gave them a detailed instruction. The Jade Emperor appreciated me so much, and I was extremely grateful in my heart, so I wanted to complete the task well.

As soon as I left the gate of heaven, Marshal Tianpeng, who had been waiting there, took me to his residence and said, "Brother, come to my place for a drink, and I will see you off."

After three rounds of drinking, he squeezed his eyes and said, "Brother, I have been very guilty in recent years, brother I eat and drink spicy food in the Heavenly Palace, but my class of pigs and grandchildren live a life of being slaughtered in the world, I always want to get some benefits for them, I hope my brother can give me a gold star, so that I can feel some relief." ”

I was very moved, thinking that he was a dignified marshal, he actually called me a brother, and he didn't forget his roots as a god, so he gave him a gold star when he was excited.

When he sent me out, he saw a figure who would never have appeared hereβ€”Chang'e.

Marshal Tianpeng hurriedly greeted him, and Chang'e gave him a blank look: "I'm not here to find you, I'm looking for him." ”

Then she smiled at me, and I lost my soul.

I don't blame me, even in the Heavenly Palace, her beauty will not be lost to anyone, how can I bear to disappoint her.

As soon as I heard her say, "Daxian, will you give my little rabbit a gold star?" I took it out right away.

It was the early spring in the world at this time, and when I fell into the clouds, I happened to see an ox working hard, how loyal and honest, and hard-working!

My eyes moistened, I took out a Venus and pressed it on the cow's forehead, and the golden light flashed, and the Venus was embedded in the cow's forehead, and the cow "mooed" happily to express its gratitude.

I was fluttering, when I heard a roar behind me, and when I turned around, it was a tiger.

The tiger's mouth opened wide, I was startled, and I was about to cast a spell, but I didn't want the tiger to open my mouth and say: "Immortal, don't panic, I don't have malicious intentions, I just want a gold star in your bag." ”

I was about to refuse, but it said, "Even the little white rabbit has it, and our tiger is the king of the mountains, how can we not have it?"

I was shocked and speechless, yes, it's okay to give it to the tiger, it can also be regarded as the overlord of the mountains and forests. The tiger went away satisfied, but I was a little discouraged.

Until I heard the dragon's groan, I was still immersed in my own thoughts, the dragon is the pride of the sky, I saw it quickly took a Venus out, but unexpectedly a snake swam out from behind it, "Daxian, this is my distant cousin, please take care of it." ”

I couldn't save the dragon's face, so I had to take out another gold star.

After the dragon and snake left, I was already halfway in my interest, and then I saw the horses, sheep, chickens, and dogs were all a family, and they flattered me and said a kind word to the west, which made me dizzy, and gave them a Venus, but there was a small accident in the middle: the chicken was about to take the Venus, and was snatched away by a monkey that jumped out of nowhere.

There was one Venus left before it was distributed, and I saw a cat and a mouse.

I decided to choose a cat based on my appearance alone, but the mouse pulled me aside and said a few words, "Daxian, I want to be the first zodiac sign, otherwise, I won't keep the affairs of Marshal Tianpeng, Chang'e and you secret." So far, I've only revealed a little bit to the Tiger King."

Only then did I understand why the tiger knew about the white rabbit. I regret it, but I also know that the laws of Heaven are strict, and I can't help it, I can only put the mouse in the first zodiac sign and then deliberately move the pig to the end.

Since then, the zodiac rankings have been like this: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig.

The mouse is ranked in the zodiac, and the cat is jealous in his heart, and since then the cat and mouse have become natural enemies, of course, this is a later story.

When I completed the task and went to the heavenly court, the Emperor of Heaven was furious, saying how I listed the lowly rat as one of the zodiac signs, and put it in the first place.

I was immediately sent out of the heavenly court, went to the earth to be an immortal, and suffered from the smoke and fire of the world. So I became what you call the "Lord of the Stove".

This is my fairy story, but now there is one thing, I am quite satisfied: when any zodiac festival is opened, people in the world still worship me first, not only three livestock and six animals to worship, but also a big pig's head.