202 Dead Bear
When Fang Tian and Balina took the bear doll home, the bear doll attracted everyone's attention. As soon as she entered the door, Palu looked strange and pointed to the bear doll, which had returned to its usual size and walked on both feet, and asked:
"What the hell is this?"
Palu's words directly made the bear doll stiffen, and she stood in place and stomped her feet in displeasure. And at this moment, Mary walked over slowly, her doll's arm was cracked, and the cotton inside could be clearly seen, and she couldn't help but say:
"My arm is broken, I'll make it up for you."
Maria, who used to be the head maid, was very good at needlework, and immediately grabbed the bear doll and began to sew it.
After a while, the bear doll took on a new look, and the whole body stood in front of Mary dancing like a song of angels. It was as if Maria was the owner, and Alysia came over and looked at the bear doll strangely.
Then he slapped it, and immediately hit the bear doll into a ball, and after grabbing and kneading it into a ball, he asked strangely:
"What the hell is this? I've never seen a toy come back to life. ”
As she spoke, the bear doll hiccuped from Elysia's grasp, and then wiped the non-existent sweat with relief.
This move made people even more concerned, and for a while Alysia was quite interested.
"I bought it on the side of the road, and it was Balina who found it at the time. I was surprised for a long time when I found out later. Fang Tian held a cigarette and looked at the bear doll delicately with his eyes.
Feeling Fang Tian's gaze, the bear doll retreated in horror, for fear of being pinched by Fang Tian again. Hiding in the sitting position did not dare, and now everyone present began to be interested.
How can such a strange thing not be interested?
For a while, everyone gathered around and looked at the bear doll. At this time, Anna's deputy was greeted by the inhumane bear doll who spoke:
"What's this guy's name?"
"Don't know?" Fang Tian raised his eyebrows, and he didn't think about this question from the beginning, and looked at Balina sideways.
"I don't know, don't ask me." Balina waved her hand and didn't care, although she found it, she didn't pay much attention.
"It's hard to do now, but the son shouldn't be able to speak, so how can I communicate?" Elysia brooding doll. His face was full of thought.
At this point, the bear doll immediately made a writing gesture when she heard it.
"Huh? Can you write? Everyone was taken aback at this moment, and Fang Tian even asked.
Nod.
The bear doll stood on the table and nodded seriously, looking like I knew very well.
"Oh? It's not like there's no way to communicate. Palu's eyes lit up, and she immediately took out a small notebook and pen and handed them to the bear doll.
After taking the paper and pen, the bear doll immediately buried her head in writing.
For a moment, everyone became curious. This is a moment to witness some kind of breakthrough. It can be said that everyone is speculating about what the bear doll will write in the first sentence.
窸窸窣窣窣...... 窸窸窣窣窣......
The pen slid rapidly across the notebook.
The next moment, the bear doll pen stopped. Lift up the small notebook, and the words on it are revealed:
Grass mud horse, uncle, I'm not a paralyzing toy, you scum.
“……”
The words on the small book were clear and powerful, with an unbeatable momentum, and rushed straight at Fang Tian and the others in front of him. For a moment everyone was dull, but the next moment, Alicia raised her hand and slapped the bear doll in the face.
Bang!
Elysia slapped a sonic boom, and the terrible impact directly knocked over the surrounding dishes. And the bear doll's entire body disappeared in an instant.
Porphyry – Porphyry......
The bear doll's body bounced around the villa's living room, making strange noises with each impact. However, what is surprising is that the body of the bear doll is made of cotton, so no matter how big a blow is, it will not be useful to him. Unless something sharp slashed into his body.
After bouncing countless times, the bear doll lay on the ground dizzily. Then I took out a pen and paper and wrote.
I'm so sorry, I just overdressed. Please forgive me immensely.
The words on the paper stood beside him, and it knelt on its own in the direction of Elysia.
"I don't know why, I always think this product is a splash." Elysia's brow furrowed. I always feel a little uncomfortable.
"Agreed." Fang Tian immediately agreed with Elysia's point of view, he was still despised by this thing before.
"What to do? Take it to the toilet? Pa Lu stared at Fang Tian beside her, thinking about how to deal with the bear doll. From the situation just now, Palu already understands the style of this product, and it is a good choice if it is used to plug the toilet.
Please don't do that!
After Palu's words, the bear doll was so frightened that she hurriedly wrote down and put up a notebook
"I always think this guy is so dirty, I'll wash it." Anna Doll's dirty appearance couldn't help but be entangled. Then summon your own magic.
"Aoyi, washing machine!"
Coo-goo-goo......
In an instant, the bear doll was wrapped in the water balloon, and I saw it struggling in the water balloon with a painful face, and then it was washed away by the current.
Whoop——。
Soon, clean bear dolls appeared in front of everyone.
At this time, the bear doll breathed a sigh of relief, felt much refreshed, and stood in place and made a refreshing waist.
"I always think this guy is useless?" Fang Tian looked at the bear doll with a tangled expression. Picking up a cigarette wistfully.
At this moment, I saw the bear doll rushing up with lightning speed, holding the lighter and carefully lighting it for Fang Tian.
In an instant, Fang Tian's eyes lit up, and he said interestingly: "It's a little useful, you can light a cigarette for me." ”
"That's a piece of." Palu, who was seen on the side, covered her face and complained unbearably, and she didn't know what to do with a headache.
Who knew that the next moment, the bear doll suddenly reached out and snatched the cigarette from Fang Tian's hand, put it in his mouth, and got up in the clouds. looks like 'Lao Tzu is the uncle', and he is infinitely compelling.
“……”
This dead bear doll is also powerful enough.
For a while, everyone's faces burst into laughter, especially Elysia's face was speechless, and she covered her mouth and held back a smile.
"Good!"
Titicaca......
The corners of Fang Tian's eyes jumped, and he clenched his fists as if he was going to tear this guy apart. But the bear doll didn't care at all, picked up the cigarette and shook the ashes, looking completely square.
The next moment, Fang Tian grabbed the bear doll and shouted:
"Today, I'm not looking for Tuo Xiang on the street to feed you, I won't be surnamed Fang!"
In an instant, the bear doll had nowhere to escape, and was grabbed by Fang Tian and rushed out of the villa. As you can imagine, the other people present can't bear to be in the situation.
However, when Fang Tian came back, the bear doll's body was full of Xiang.
So, the name of this bear is 'Shit Bear', but others like to call it 'Dead Bear'
Grass mud horse, you wait for the uncle, next time I must let you taste Xiang!
The dead bear held a sign in front of Fang Tian, the words on the sign were clearly visible, but it was washed and dried on the roof of the villa at the moment to blow the night breeze, and Fang Tian glanced at his mouth and raised his middle finger to despise this dead bear. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for the recommendation ticket, your support is my biggest motivation. )