Chapter 7: A Monster-like Uncle

After Wu Ma and I arrived at the school, Mickey and Su Haotian immediately pestered me.

"Hey, Xiao Suchen, do you know, the news that Mickey investigated Oh, the new head teacher of our class is coming today!" Su Haotian put his arm on my shoulder and said.

"Whoa...... And I'm said to be a very powerful person...... in every sense. Mickey narrowed his eyes and said.

The original homeroom teacher seems to have been born because he wanted to give birth to monkey paper...... No, it was a child, so the school assigned a new homeroom teacher to the fifth class of the second year of high school. However, because the original homeroom teacher taught mathematics, and according to Mitch, the school could not find a math teacher who could be a homeroom teacher, so if the teacher was not a math teacher this time, it is estimated that the teachers of each subject in the fifth class of the second year of high school would make considerable adjustments.

However, if Mickey just said this, it was impossible for Su Haotian not to think about it.

"Oh in every sense...... Oh hehe......"

Looking at this guy's idiotic expression, I knew that he must have taken the head teacher as a young and beautiful woman as the first premise.

Pushed open the classroom door and survived the morning self-study.

It's time for the first physics class.

However, everyone's physics teacher has not yet appeared.

"Why hasn't the teacher come yet......"

The physics class representative said anxiously.

Just as he was about to rush out of the classroom to the teacher's office, a voice came from outside the room to speak.

"Well, this is the fifth class of the legendary high school full of troubled children."

The man said and walked in.

However, the moment I saw this person, I honestly had the illusion that I didn't have enough brain cells.

Because he is the uncle who took a picture with his business phone this morning.

The uncle walked up to the podium, scratched his stubble with his hand, and said:

"Okay, students, I am the same road as the head teacher from today, the road is the road of the road, and the same is the same of the compatriots."

Uncle...... No, it's our homeroom teacher who says that......

"If you don't like to call me teacher, you can just call me uncle or uncle."

……

There was silence.

"The ......"

Suddenly, the silence was broken by a man.

It was Lorring, she raised her hand.

"What's the matter, Goddess of Light hairpin classmate."

Teacher Lu Tong said with a slight smile.

Hearing this title, Luo Ling was stunned.

"Huh? Am I wrong? Isn't that blue butterfly hairpin on your head the Goddess of Light butterfly? ”

Yes, yes, yes.

The most beautiful butterfly in the world, the Goddess of Light butterfly.

But I guess there shouldn't be a lot of people in the class who know this.

"Uh...... Oh......"

Luo Ling nodded perfunctorily.

"Look!"

Lu Tong smiled happily.

"Teacher, you ......"

"Call me uncle."

Luo Ling's words were abruptly interrupted.

Across the seat from Lorring, I could almost see her bursting muscles.

This teacher ...... It's so hard to serve......

"Big ...... Uncle...... Which subject do you teach us? Is it physics? ”

Luo Ling asked as he looked at the class schedule,

Honestly, it's a worthwhile question.

Because this road has the same face as a waste of wood, there is no feeling of a physics teacher at all.

After Luo Ling asked, the uncle held his forehead with a tangled expression.

"Hmm...... What do you want to learn? ”

"Huh!?"

The whole class is wooden.

"Don't look at the teacher, I'm only in my 30s, don't think that the teacher I'm just an ordinary uncle of waste wood, I have a lot of doctorates, and I also have teaching qualifications in all subjects."

Nani!!?

Let's not talk about anything else, he actually said that he was an uncle of waste wood......

"So just say what you want to learn, and I'll teach you all as postdocs."

……

Luo Ling hesitated for a few seconds before opening his mouth and asked again

"That is, the big ...... Uncle, you taught us ......"

"All subjects!"

Uncle Lu Tong took over and said.

Groove !!

I couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth in my heart.

"In that case, let's talk about physics first."

It seems that considering that we are a science class and the courses marked on the curriculum, Lu Tong said.

"Then, it's time to start class, teacher, I don't need you to take notes in my class, just listen carefully!"

As he spoke, the uncle, who seemed to me to be the strongest teacher, sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed.

"Everyone knows that Schrödinger had a cat."

Ha!? Wait a minute...... This seems to be ......

"Whoa? When it comes to Schrödinger's cat, it is natural to talk about quantum mechanics. ”

Mickey, in the other corner of the classroom, said this......

This one...... Is it really the content of a high school textbook......

And not everyone knows about it at all! It seems that there are many people who don't even know who Xue Ye is!!

"That's right, you know it very well!"

Lu Tong nodded approvingly.

"In that case, I'll simply take it. As Mitch said, I want to talk about quantum mechanics, and quantum mechanics tells us that nothing is real unless we make observations. But do you feel that something is wrong? That's right! This view is contrary to Einstein's theory of relativity! Although Albert Einstein and a handful of scientists were designing experiments to refute this idea, it is a pity that the experiment was not completed before the great man's death. It wasn't until 1957 that Hugh Everett III proposed the 'Many-Worlds Interpretation' ......"

"Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!" "Stop, stop!" "Teacher, wait a minute!"

Almost the whole class was stopping the teacher's tirade, and only Mickey frowned.

"What's wrong?"

Uncle Lu Tong obviously didn't react to what everyone was going to do.

"That...... Old...... Uncle, we don't want to listen to physics anymore, let's talk about biology, we want to listen to biology! ”

One student said this, and the others nodded.

"Is that so...... Obviously, this part is very interesting...... But then you can't help it! Creatures, yes? ”

I guess these people are holding that since it is an interesting biology, they can understand it if they listen carefully......

Teacher Lu Tong nodded.

"I'm sure you've all heard of the variable light source......

"Als?"

I muttered.

"That's right, that's right! What Su Chen said is right! ”

At this moment, most of the class was looking at me with murderous eyes.

"Do you know what the term for variable light is?"

"Forensic bar......

Mitch said again.

"That's right, that's right!!"

A variable light source is a high-density lamp that can change wavelength and color...... It is something that is used to show the fingerprints of latent friction ridges and some types of marks and evidence.

Anyway, why I know so clearly.

Anyway, why does that guy know everything......

"Huh?"

Seeing that everyone was suddenly silent, Teacher Lu Tong sighed as if he understood something.

"Really...... You're not interested in this......"

As he spoke, Lu Tong stood up.

"So what do you want to learn? How does it work? Toxicology? An extrapolation of the time of death? Or is it a very specific phenomenon of muscle stiffness - corpse spasm? ”

In front of the strongest teacher, everyone except Mickey and I kept their mouths shut......

Su Haotian, who was finally caught in Uncle Lutong's lecture alone in the morning, collapsed directly on the table.

"Cat...... Cat...... Is it alive or dead...... Cats that are both alive and dead......"

It looks like it's broken.

Then Mickey came over again.

"Mitch, what you said about the new homeroom teacher in our class is very powerful in every sense, is that what you mean?"

I looked up and asked Mickey with a deep smile on his face.

"Not only that, this Lu Tong is also the boxing champion of underground black boxing."

What the!!?

"He is also the confidant of the boss of the largest gangster in Wengu City, he is also an officer with the rank of second lieutenant, and...... He is also the butler of Shi Lu, the student council president. ”

"Isn't that a little strange at the last point......

I asked, the corners of my mouth twitching.

"There's nothing strange about it, because Shi Lu, the student council president, is the daughter of the boss of the Blood Gang."

Is that black-bellied student president so promising......

"Where did you find this information?

"Hmph, professional secret."

As he spoke, Mickey flicked the sleeve of his white coat, pushed his glasses, and laughed exaggeratedly.

With such a status, as the student president, you dare to make trouble......

Tomorrow is Saturday, the so-called Autumn Games?

I don't know what outrageous things this man in front of me will do.

"Why would such a powerful person know the names of Su Chen and Mickey......

Su Haotian muttered in the chaos, but Mickey looked like he knew the details, and the others were also in a state of burnt brains, and no one cared at all.

And that's when ......

Well!?

Line of sight......

I turned my head to look out the window.

Nothing, as always, large trees and meadows, fluttering golden leaves.

Nothing.

Delusion?

"I think I've been looking out the window into the classroom of this class since I was a little bit older."

Mickey crossed his arms and said in a low voice.

Is it...... Did he notice it too......

If there are two people, it shouldn't be an illusion......

"I said, Mitch, how did you come to such a conclusion."

Luo Ling, who didn't notice anything abnormal, asked with a starry look in his eyes.

It seems that she has also been harmed by her uncle's lectures.

"In order to evade the pursuit of the Political and Educational Office and the Student Union, this level of anti-tracking capability is necessary."

As he spoke, Mickey pinched his own chin with his right hand, as if thinking about something.

"Although I am a man who can meet enemies everywhere, the autumn run is tomorrow, and I have been suppressing the urge to hold a holy war...... I don't think anyone will spy on me...... Even if she is the student council president, she should be very curious in her heart about what kind of tricks I will play, and it is not her way to spy on me at this time. Even if you want to monitor, this one road is enough......"

Then, Mickey walked up to me, bent slightly, propped his hand on the glass, and looked out the window.

"And the other party is also quite a good person, although I can feel the strangeness, but I can't find a place in the field outside for covert surveillance."

He paused.

"I don't know who they're looking at, but everyone in the Occult Research Department, it's better to be careful. After all, you are the companions of a dangerous man like me! Roar hahahahaha!!! ”

He was very frank......

Still, it does.

If you think about it, I'm an amnesiac person.

Although I can roughly determine that I should be an ordinary young man with a normal personality now, I can't guarantee that my three views before the amnesia are normal, and I may have provoked some bad characters......

Sure enough...... It's better to be careful......