Chapter 116: Pea Shooter

Xiao Yu and the little senior sister and the others quickly rushed to the main hall of the Desperate Valley, and after arriving, they saw that the atmosphere inside was tense, and they were almost about to fight.

At the top of the hall, there sat an old woman with a gloomy face and half gray hair, her waist was straight, but her arms hung down softly on her waist, obviously Qiu Qianqi.

This woman is nicknamed the Iron Palm Lotus, and her tough personality can be imagined, but it is a pity that she was born in the wrong era, otherwise she would be a bully flower in the army.

In addition, Qiu Qianchi's survival ability is almost comparable to that of Bei Ye.

When Gongsun Zhi was knocked down from the crocodile pool, her tendons and tendons were broken, and the only way to act was to crawl on the ground, and there was no hope of returning to the ground, but despite this, she still lived tenaciously and lived on the dates that fell from the jujube tree. Such a harsh environment not only did not torture her mental collapse, but made her practice a powerful kung fu of spraying jujube nails with her mouth...... With such a lot of perseverance, there is nothing to say except admiration.

It's just that she has survived in a cold and damp place such as the bottom of the cold pool for more than ten years, and the cold poison has already entered her body, if it weren't for the hatred that supported her to live, this woman would have been unable to hold it for a long time.

Qiu Qianqi obviously knew that his time was short, so he acted without scruples, repaying kindness and revenge.

At the beginning, Qiu Qianzhang was indirectly calculated to death by Huang Rong, and when the enemies saw each other at this moment, they were naturally very red-eyed, so when Xiao Yu came in, Xiao Guo Xiang had already been robbed by the great monk of Ci'en!

In the live broadcast room-

"Anchor, why are you a step too late? caused Xiao Guo Xiang to be snatched away. ”

"I'm definitely ashamed to bet on a pack of spicy noodles."

"Guo Xiang's words, it should be fine."

"That's not necessarily, maybe that Ci'en will suddenly kill him as soon as his head is hot."

"You overestimate the IQ of a person with Alzheimer'......"

"Hey, you're too much upstairs, how can it be as exaggerated as you say, it's obviously IQ arrears, okay!"

“……”

Ci'en was originally Qiu Qianren, the iron-clad water drifter of the mighty rivers and lakes, but Qiu Qianqi's second brother. This great monk's martial arts are quite strong, and he even went to Huashan to compete for the first place in the world, but at this moment Guo Xiang was caught by him, and it is naturally not advisable to rob him, even if Dongfang is undefeated, he does not dare to say that he can rescue the child from the other party.

Thereupon...... It's time for Biao's acting skills.

Huang Rong suddenly screamed, like crazy, startling everyone.

"Mother, what's wrong with you?" Guo Fu's eyes were filled with tears, and she hurried over to help, but was thrown away by Huang Rong.

The others also hurriedly asked out loud, but it was useless.

Huang Rong, who pretended to be crazy and stupid, fired all the shots, and was stunned to say that this eight-foot-tall monk was distracted, and he was in a cold sweat, and he directly doubted his life.

Even Xiao Yu almost thought that Huang Rong was really crazy, and he could only say that a woman's acting skills were innate.

Soon, Huang Rong took the opportunity to come to Ci'en's side, and without waiting for Guo Xiang's body to land, her right foot stretched out and kicked Guo Xiang towards Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu stretched out his arm to catch it, but when he saw Guo Xiangwu's slippery pair of eyes, he couldn't help rolling, opened his small mouth and was about to cry, not like he was hurt at all, he was stunned, and then he realized, expecting that Huang Rong knew that Guo Fu was reckless, so he threw Xiao Guo Xiang to himself, and immediately stretched out his palm and pressed it on the baby's mouth to stop her from crying.

Then the great monk of mercy and grace suddenly came to his senses, put down the butcher's knife, became a Buddha on the ground, and floated away.

Next is the theater of two women.

Huang Rong took Xiao Guoxiang from Xiao Yu's arms, and when she saw that her daughter was fine, she breathed a sigh of relief and began to force each other again.

Qiu Qianqi is also a violent temper, and he will start a war if he disagrees.

Xiao Yu stood in the back and watched the play, and had a very leisurely time, if it wasn't for the inappropriate occasion, he would even be ready to move a stool there.

What kind of war is the most exciting? Of course it's a war between women!

In the front, there are harem ladies secretly tearing the nameplate, and then there are mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law in ordinary families pinching each other, no matter which one is the only magic weapon to win high ratings. And the merciless life-and-death struggle of the two women is even more shocking, and it is by no means comparable to the special effects of Wumao...... It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, Xiao Yu believes it anyway.

Qiu Qianqi used to be a master, but at the moment, her limbs are broken, and she needs to be taken care of for her daily convenience, except for spitting jujube nails, the rest are not worth mentioning.

Having said that, Xiao Yu is very suspicious of where her jujube core nails came from, the cow can regurgitate, but where did you hide those iron nails?

The mouth doesn't look big, but you can hide so many jujube nails, you're **** good......

After putting each other's mouth cannons, they listened to Qiu Qianqi say coldly: "Let you use all kinds of rhetoric, the old woman is hard-hearted, don't change her original intention, come on, come on, you stand away, eat my three nails!" ”

Before Guo Fu could speak, Xiao Yu pulled her, "Don't disturb the distraction of the master, with the means of the master, how can you not be prepared?" ”

Guo Fu was suspicious, so he stopped talking.

"Everybody's ......"

Before the word "open" was spoken, the jujube core nail had shot out, pointing directly at Huang Rong's lower abdomen.

The castration of this jujube nail is really fierce, although it is a very small iron nail, it brings a sharp whistling sound in the air. Huang Rong didn't dodge, she took it hard, only heard a shout of "ah", bent over and bent down.

Then Xiao Yufang was there, and the reason was very simple......

It's just that when Qiu Qianqi hits the jujube core nail, although it is mainly used as a true qi envoy, it is inevitable that he will inhale and collect qi.

Inhaling will shrink your cheeks and your lips will purse when you exhale.

So, Qiu Qianqi's whole action suddenly reminded Xiao Yu of a plant inexplicably-

That is, if you give a little sunshine, the peas that spew out can kill even zombies to kill pea shooters!

After the pea shooter is planted, although it cannot move, it will be as sudden as a fort.

At this moment, the game and reality have overlapped amazingly!

It just so happens that the people in the Valley of Despair like to wear green clothes, and Qiu Qianqi is no exception. So in Xiao Yu's eyes, this old woman became a big pea shooter!

Bastard, the game developers must have seen this play in the first place to come up with the idea of Plants vs. Zombies!

Xiao Yu's eyes were empty, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he forcibly endured the full groove in his heart.

However, at this moment, he suddenly received a message from the ninth section: "The chemical formula has been resolved......

Xiao Yu, who got the news, was overjoyed and couldn't help grinning, but this fleeting smile was captured by Qiu Qianqi, the old woman's face suddenly sank, and she said:

"What are you laughing at, boy?"

"Huh?"

Xiao Yu said that he was very innocent, I was just watching a play, and I was not allowed to laugh when I watched the play, you were too lenient.

After thinking about it, he also roughly figured out the reason why Qiu Qianqi was angry. Obviously, this is an old lady with strong self-esteem, and after her limbs are disabled, she becomes more and more intolerant of other people's discrimination, just as you can't say that you are short in front of a dwarf, and you can't mention blindness in front of a blind person.

He didn't want to worry about this woman, so he said, "I'll just laugh for a while, I don't mean anything else." ”

Saying this sentence means that Xiao Yu has softened and taken a step back, hello, hello, hello, everyone.

Who knew that Qiu Qianqi didn't mean to appreciate it at all, and said in a cold voice: "Take care of your mouth!" ”

"Hey, my temper tantrum!" Xiao Yu suddenly became angry, there are some people in this world, you can't let her, because tolerance will only make the other party more and more arrogant.

Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows, walked out with his head held high, and sneered: "I'm laughing again, how are you doing?" ”

Qiu Qianqi is obviously also a grumpy master, he didn't say a word when he heard the words, he inhaled sharply, and listened to the sound of "wave", and something flew out of his mouth, like lightning, and hit Xiao Yu's throat.

Xiao Yu squinted, drew his sword with lightning, and with a sound of "Zheng", he blocked the jujube nail.

He only felt a sharp shock in his arm, and there was a faint pain in the tiger's mouth, and he couldn't help but be secretly shocked by Qiu Qianqi's methods.

However, although the power of this secret weapon method is not weak, the way to spit out the secret weapon from the mouth is really shameful!

Others, Xiao Li Feidao is white-clothed and shengxue, there is no false hair, and he is extremely handsome in a fight, you are good, others will say that the pea shooter is ready to launch!