Chapter 10: I'm a Good Man!
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"Good apprentice, I'm here, why don't you come out to apprentice soon."
Li Jie looked up and saw a big head dressed and dirty, with half of his chest exposed, standing outside the door.
Eh, no, did I open it the wrong way? It's not in the original book, the South China Sea crocodile god only has to be accepted when he goes up the cliff, Duan is known as a disciple, why is it ahead of schedule here? Or did they have an in-depth conversation on another mountain?
Seeing that it was not his intended apprentice, the South China Sea Crocodile God was a little unhappy.
"Boy, are you the one?"
"Boy Li Jie, people give the nickname Bai Xiaosheng to the rivers and lakes, there is a courtesy here."
"Eh, Bai Xiaosheng? What is it? ”
"Well, Bai Xiaosheng it's not a thing, well, it's a thing. Forehead. ”
The South China Sea Crocodile God was a little confused, "Is Bai Xiaosheng a thing?" Can't you make it clear? ”
Li Jie took a closer look at the face of the South China Sea Crocodile God and found that he didn't mean it, so he calmed down.
smiled at the South China Sea Crocodile God, and then suddenly made a move, stepped on Ling Bo and stepped slightly, and used the almighty Wang Ba Punch to get on, and the South China Sea Crocodile God on the side didn't have time to react, so he was hit by a punch, followed by a sea flat.
"Let you say I'm not something, let you say, let you say, let you say."
After the depression in his heart was gone, Li Jie withdrew, and after a long breath, Li Jie spoke. "Whew, it's so cool, the first time I beat someone feels really good, it seems that in the future, I will have to beat a few more, if you have nothing to do, you will be healthy for a hundred years. Cool"
The two people in the room are not calm, is this still the big master who has been chasing us for so long? Is this still the one who has lost his mind?
"Oh, Miss Mu, it seems that we haven't woken up, it's all a dream!"
Duan Yu seemed to understand everything, and said happily.
"Idiot, if I'm sleeping, how can I hurt?"
After Mu Wanqing finished speaking, she glanced at Duan Yu with contempt.
"Eh, hehe, it must be the wrong way I got up today, otherwise how could I have encountered such a thing!" Duan Yu still didn't want to believe the scene in front of him.
"Hmph, that person is a master, with his skills, I estimate that there are only ten people in the entire rivers and lakes." Mu Wanqing saw it very clearly, and it was also, after all, he was a person who had run through the rivers and lakes, and he didn't have any eyesight, and he didn't know how many times he had already died.
"No, is he so good? Better than my daddy? It seems that Duan Yu is still a somewhat sensible person, at least he knows that his father is not in the top ten in the rivers and lakes.
"Hey, are you dead? Get up if you're not dead, or I'll beat you to death. ”
Li Jie rubbed his hands and said to the South China Sea crocodile god who was pretending to be dead on the side.
"Not dead, not dead, up, up."
The South China Sea Crocodile God got up as he spoke, and he tried to fight back a few times just now, but he didn't succeed, which made him understand that a person can't win, and after finding his teammates, he is coming to him for trouble. Well, I think I'm getting smarter. The South China Sea crocodile god was a little proud, so he directly became, was beaten, and looked excited, which made people very suspicious.
Li Jie quietly walked away a few steps, "Listen, from now on, I will cover the two of them, if you let me know that you dare to attack them, hum." As he spoke, he pointed at Duan Yu and Mu Wanqing.
Duan Yu was very happy to see that this wicked man had been sent away, and he directly smirked. When Mu Wanqing on the side saw it, she quietly took a few steps back, looking like she didn't know this person.
"Alright, get out." After Li Jie finished speaking, he waved his hand to the South China Sea Crocodile God, and before the South China Sea Crocodile God could take a few steps, he suddenly said to him: "Wait." ”
The crocodile god of the South China Sea is about to cry, didn't he say let me go, why did he let me wait, it's not right to deceive people.
Seeing the expression of the South China Sea Crocodile God, Li Jie was speechless, what kind of person, "Why do you have such an expression, I didn't say that I wouldn't let you go, I just asked you to bring a message to your boss." ”
The South China Sea crocodile god understood, not that he would not let go, but just brought a word, this is good, this is good.
Looking at the happy look of the South China Sea Crocodile God, Mu Wanqing didn't know what to say, he was chased by him before, and now he saw that he was scared and glad that he could leave safely, and suddenly felt that he was so useless.
Li Jie shook his head, hey, a small role is a small role, "You tell your boss, if you want to know who the Guanyin Niangniang in his heart is, come to me Bai Xiaosheng, remember?" ”
"Remember, remember, I will definitely bring it, you can rest assured, rest assured." As he spoke, he walked backwards. accidentally fell on a big horse.
"Hahaha, it's really funny, Mu girl, look, what kind of crocodile god is this South China Sea, it's too funny." Duan Yu was very happy and laughed loudly.
Li Jie just looked at him with his hands in his arms and smiled, watching him slowly stop laughing, Li Jie felt very good, sure enough, it was very cool to watch people change their faces.
"Okay, since you don't laugh anymore, then I'll tell you something, a very serious thing, listen up."
Duan Yu also nodded very seriously, indicating that he knew that he would listen very carefully.
"This Mu girl is really your sister, Duan Yu, don't speak, let me say, you take your sister, after you get home, let your father come over, and then, you, Mu Wanqing will tell that person, what is your master's name, and your birth Geng years. Everything is understood. Li Jie interrupted Duan Yu, who was obviously unhappy and wanted to say something, and pointed at Mu Wanqing and said, "Do you understand?" ”
Mu Wanqing nodded blankly, and Duan Yu also nodded with an unhappy face.
Li Jie was very relieved to see this scene, as long as Duan Yanqing and Dao Baifeng were dealt with, then no one would know this kid's life experience, in this way, hahaha, the girls are all mine! Wahahahaha.
Don't blame me, boy, who called them really your cheap daddy's daughter! It's only to blame that your cheap dad is too good to give birth, and he has let you meet it.
"Well, you'll know then, whether I've lied to you, by the way, I'm talking to your father, if you want to know where the rest of my daughter is, let him come to me, understand?" Li Jie had an expression of me, this is for your good.
And after hearing Li Jie's words, Duan Yu obviously didn't have enough brains. "Wait, what are you talking about, my dad still has his daughter outside?" Seeing Duan Yu's full of distrust, Li Jie was furious.
"Nonsense, of course I know, you have a piece of evidence with you that proves that your father and daughter are outside."
"What this can't be! How could I have such a thing, and I don't know yet! Duan Yu was also angry, you said that you must have a certain degree of credibility to lie, how can you open your mouth and talk nonsense.
"Hey, don't believe it, didn't that Gan baby ask you to bring a box to your father?" Li Jie is going to make a big move.
Duan Yu was obviously stunned when he heard this, only two people knew about this, how could this person know?
"Hehe, just look at your expression, there must be such a thing, do you know, that box is Zhong Ling's birthday, your father will understand at a glance that he has another daughter."
Li Jie said with certainty what he knew.
However, in the real world, most of the sons pit Lao Tzu, but here, it is Lao Tzu who pits his son. Is this feng shui rotation? For a period of time, Lao Tzu pits his son, and after a period of time, his son pits Lao Tzu?
Well, think about it.
Li Jie nodded while thinking very seriously.
Duan Yu was already stunned at this time, this time he was completely stunned, one Mu Wanqing was not enough, and another Zhong Ling came, listening to the meaning of this one, my sister is more than these two! My father, how many daughters have you found outside.
Wait, why should I trust this person who has been known for less than a day, but not my father? Well, I have to believe my father, it's all fake, Miss Mu is not my sister, neither is Zhong Ling, that box is just an ordinary box, there is no birthday, yes, it must be so.
Thinking about it, Duan Yu became happy again, not ordinary happiness, in a word, he was stupid when he laughed.
Seeing Duan Yu laughing non-stop, he was about to laugh silly, after Mu Wanqing and Li Jie glanced at each other, they both felt very inexplicable, why did they suddenly laugh? Is it because you can't accept the fact that this Lao Tzu cheated his son?
Li Jie said, fortunately, I am an orphan, otherwise if I meet such a father, I just made a girl, just say, your sister, it is estimated that it will not be a few times, Li Jie will go crazy.
Suddenly, Li Jie admired Duan Yu a little, after so many times, your sister, it is really incredible that you can survive such a blow.
However, what's wrong with Duan Yu now? I'm laughing silently, still laughing? Isn't it easy to accept it when you read the original book? Why can't you accept it now?
"Hey, are you alright?" Li Jie felt that he couldn't ignore it, otherwise he would die like this, what do you think of your sister in the back? Well, in order to fulfill my wishes, this child cannot die!
stepped forward and slapped him directly, saving time and effort, well, very good.
"You, why did you knock him out?" Mu Wanqing didn't know much about this situation, so she had no choice but to explain. Who called me a good person, and a pure good person, a good person who was detached from low tastes.
"Look, he was laughing, wasn't he?"
"Hmm."
"And you didn't laugh at the end, didn't you?"
"Hmm."
"That's it! If I don't stun him, he may die of laughter, I'm doing this for his good, you have to believe me! ”
"Is that so?" Mu Wanqing was a little confused.
In order not to let Mu Wanqing be confused, Li Jie felt that it was time to popularize science about Mu Wanqing.
"Of course! You know my nickname! Of course, you must know, Bai Xiaosheng, what do you mean, it means that there is nothing in the world that I Bai Xiaosheng Li Jie doesn't know, some people have laughed stupidly before, and some people have laughed to death, so, laughing too much, it's not good, you really have to believe me, which one is stupid, I won't tell you, lest you say that I don't respect the ancients. ”
Seeing Li Jie speaking so seriously, Mu Wanqing was a little convinced. "So, you knocked him out to protect him?"
Li Jie is very pleased, he feels that his hard work has not been slandered, he is very happy, here, he wants to thank CCTV, thank you to the parents who don't know where they are, without their education, I can't be a useful person to society, thank you, thank you, my testimonial is finished.
Mu Wanqing suddenly saw that Li Jie also started to giggle, a little blind, what's wrong? Why did this man start laughing too, then? Do you want to knock him out? But I can't beat him, can I just watch him laugh to death?
Hehe, who is Li Jie, the protagonist, how could he die of laughter.
Li Jie, who finished speaking, turned his head and said to Mu Wanqing affectionately with tears: "That's right, I am such a selfless person, a person who only does good things and does not do bad things, thinking that a person like me has done the right thing many times, and some people don't understand, saying that I am a bad guy, am I easy?" ”
Mu Wanqing "........."
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