Chapter 788: Popularity Water?
Twenty days later, I came to the store near the auspicious market to collect rent, and I came to see it. At the beginning, I opened a Buddhist brand shop here for more than half a year, and I still have a lot of feelings. The supermarket at the intersection opposite is still open, and the original supermarket proprietress Sister Xu also invited Nanping's mother from me, if it wasn't for the fake wine to provide the card, there would be no accident. In retrospect, it seems like it happened yesterday, like a dream.
Chatting in the room of the eldest brother of the art club next to him, he said with emotion: "When will you come back to open a store, don't sell Buddhist cards, you can sell them." At that time, we played mahjong when we had nothing to do. How nice it would be to have a little wine! Ever since you cashed out the store, I'm bored. ”
I smiled and said that I would come back sooner or later, when my phone rang. It was my brother-in-law calling. His tone was a little unhappy, and he asked, "Tian Qi, you said you...... What kind of friends do you think you know? ”
"Who do I know?" I'm confused.
The brother-in-law said, "Who is that Xiong Furen?" "I was shocked and asked how you knew him.
"The owner of my unit and his family want to travel to Thailand. Looking for a private tour guide, I told him that my brother-in-law has been doing business in Thailand for many years, and he must know him. The brother-in-law said, "At dinner at your house that night." I remembered it, but you had already drunk too much and went to bed, and the business card holder was on the couch, so I picked it up and flipped through it. There is a Thai private tour guide named Xiong Furen inside, I think it must be your friend, otherwise you can't put it in the business card holder, I will take it. ”
Hearing this, I secretly screamed in my heart, and hurriedly asked: "Has the boss of your unit gone to Thailand?" Didn't look for that person, did you? ”
The brother-in-law said, "Why didn't you look for it?" If you don't, I won't call you. I handed the business card to the boss and said it was a friend of my brother-in-law. My boss contacted the tour guide surnamed Xiong, and I can't remember where he took my boss's family in Thailand, anyway, he worshiped a lot of temples and gods. When I returned to Shenyang, I began to be abnormal, always looking for a young lady, and a person in his fifties ran to the bathing center every day and had a heart attack. The doctor said that he had an excessive libido and that he needed surgery. Later, someone said that my boss might have hit an evil spirit in Thailand, so he asked the tour guide surnamed Xiong, and the bear guide said that my boss's symptom was that he had collided with the Yin God in Thailand, and said that he could only go to a master named Azanyu to solve it. No one else can do it, charge 200,000 yuan, and don't bargain. ”
My head buzzed half a circle larger and asked what happened. The brother-in-law snorted: "What else can it be?" If you are sick, you have to be cured, won't this call you! I thought about it and asked my brother-in-law to ask him for an itinerary for a trip to Thailand. When the time came, I saw that sure enough, there was also one item in it that went to the Kunchang Temple in the empty Shawang.
made me angry, slapped my thigh with regret, and hurriedly told my brother-in-law about the collusion between the bear guide and Azanyou. He was angrier than me: "Isn't this? You know it's a liar, and you still have his business card! "I said that I kept the business card of the bear guide in order to check his details in the future, but you took the business card away.
The brother-in-law said: "Who knows how it is so coincidental, there are hundreds of business cards in your business card holder, and I think that business card looks comfortable, so I want to take it, you say it's not strange!" I thought to myself. Most of it is also the effect of popular water.
"So what now? Aren't you specifically helping people contact this kind of thing, hurry up and find my boss some master who can exorcise evil spirits. The real black surnamed Xiong collects 200,000 yuan, why doesn't he rob it? The brother-in-law was indignant.
I asked my brother-in-law to contact his boss. Provide me with a detailed record of my symptoms. When I went home in the afternoon, my brother-in-law sent me a text message about the symptoms, and when I saw the description of these symptoms, there was almost no difference between them and Boss Ba's. This is called a dumb person eating coptis. There is bitterness that cannot be spoken. I had to call my brother-in-law and tell my brother-in-law that these experiences of the boss of your unit are exactly the same as those encountered by one of my previous clients, and indeed only that Azanyou can solve them. It's a trap. The bear guide often plays this trick and is already very skilled.
The brother-in-law was very frustrated: "Then I'll go and talk to the boss about it tomorrow." ”
"Don't say the truth that we know that the bear tour guide is a liar, otherwise the boss of your unit will have to spread the fire on your head, and you will suspect that you deliberately colluded with the bear guide in private, so you want to cheat him out of his money!" I hurriedly instructed. The brother-in-law also panicked when he heard this, and said what should I do.
I thought for a while: "Just say that you asked me, judging by the symptoms, you can only go to Azan You, don't easily try to let other Azan masters cast spells." Otherwise, there will be a big mess. At present, there is really no other Southeast Asian mage who can exorcise this evil disease. "I told my brother-in-law.
There was no way, my brother-in-law had to reply to the boss of his unit as I said. A few days later, my brother-in-law said that his boss had returned from Thailand and that the spell had been successful. It's that the boss is very distressed about the 200,000 yuan. I thought to myself, don't talk about him, even I feel sorry.
Since then, my brother-in-law told me that the attitude of his boss towards him has changed. I used to think about him very much. But now I see him in a different way. It's no wonder that the owner of my brother-in-law's unit found a bear guide according to the business card he provided, and if it weren't for him leading the team, people wouldn't have bumped into any yin gods.
That day, my sister and brother-in-law asked me to go out for a drink and eat skewers on the side of the road. He may be in a bad mood and can't finish his drink. My sister couldn't persuade her, and then my brother-in-law got angry. I dropped the bottle back, and my eyes were red as if I had pink eye: "Why? What the fuck? ”
My sister asked angrily, "What?" What kind of madness are you doing? ”
The brother-in-law said, "Why does the boss look down on me now?" Yesterday I had a meeting, and they told me that they wanted to streamline and lay off a few employees, and today I went to ask about finance, and said that it seems that there is a ...... on the list There I am! I—Who the did I offend? ”
As soon as she heard this, her sister quickly became nervous and asked why this was the case. The brother-in-law said: "It's not because the boss of my unit was deceived of 200,000 yuan when he traveled to Thailand. I gave him the business card, and I guess he suspects me of doing something wrong! ”
It turned out that it was because his boss went to Thailand to be deceived, although I was not wrong, but I still felt a little weak. While persuading her brother-in-law, my sister said to me, "Tian Qi, you said this...... Alas, your broken business card is really a trick! "I feel that I am ten times more wronged than Dou E at this time, and I wonder who I provoked. I didn't give you that business card.
But anyway, my brother-in-law was still unlucky because of this, and a few days later, the unit laid off employees and paid him three months' salary. The contract was terminated. My brother-in-law has been working in this unit for nine years, and he can sign a lifelong labor contract immediately, but he is now fired. Not only was my brother-in-law angry, but my sister also complained to me all the time. That night at my house, my brother-in-law was depressed, so he drank several more glasses of liquor and quarreled with me with the strength of the wine. My parents were there.
Later, my brother-in-law sobered up and came to my house with a gift to apologize, which made me very embarrassed. My brother-in-law left without even eating, and I felt this nest in my heart. I also hate the bear guide even more. That night, I dreamed that in some temple, I hung the bear guide from a tree and beat him like a sandbag for a long time.
The next day. I called Fang Gang and told me about the pit of my brother-in-law's boss by the bear guide. Listening to the voice on the other side of the microphone, Fang Gang seemed to be massaging in the Ma Killing Chicken Shop, because his voice would have regular intervals: "I didn't expect Renyuan Water to be so powerful." Lao Tzu will also go get a few bottles tomorrow and spray them on his body every day. ”
I said, "Don't be joking here, can you help me get a good touch of the bottom of that Kunchang Temple and the bear guide?" Because of this, my brother-in-law was fired from the unit, and the relationship with me was also very stiff, which is really fucking unlucky! ”
Fang Gang was very impatient: "What is there to touch, for me, only a woman's body is worth touching it well, that bear guide is a big man, and I am not interested in giving Lao Tzu money to let me touch it." "I said that I would give you two thousand yuan to help me check, Fang Gang reluctantly agreed, and asked me to wait for news.
This time, I stayed in Shenyang for a long time, not because I didn't want to go back to Thailand, but because I had an idea. The Buddhist brand shop I opened in the store of Jixiang Market was watched by Wang Jiao and her boyfriend Sun Xicai at the time. The two are not very concerned, and they are distant relatives, and doing things with distant relatives is the most contradictory, too serious, he will say that you are too chicken thief to your relatives, too generous, after all, you are not close relatives, and you are not very reluctant.
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