Chapter 39: The Old Train
James pricked one of the abalones with a needle containing a nanotracker with a strong suction, implanting the nanotracker into the abalone's tissue. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"If this abalone can speak, then the heart must be broken, it must be said that the dog is in the sun, Lao Tzu is lying on the coral reef sunbathing, and you are hard to break down." Kyle quipped.
"No, it should be ****." James returned.
Yi San and the others only smiled slightly after hearing this, and then Kevin laughed.
Wang Xiaoming's laughter was too low, and he didn't know where the laughter was here, so he echoed the laughter.
Immediately, Kyle and Wang Xiaoming saw James' malicious smile, and finally knew James's pun, and they also laughed.
Wang Xiaoming was puzzled, but for the sake of a harmonious atmosphere, he also laughed.
Hearing Wang Xiaoming laughing, everyone laughed even more violently.
"Ahem, I can't stay with you guys, you're so dirty. If this continues, my pure heart will be defiled by you. Yi San was about to laugh.
Wang Xiaoming felt that something was wrong, and felt that everyone was not laughing because of the joke, but because they were laughing at themselves.
Immediately, Wang Xiaoming reacted and was about to press James's head into the water again, but James had already dodged far away in advance.
Wang Xiaoming felt a pain in the egg, looked at James angrily and said, "Who are you talking about?" Also, the cup of hope is not over for you. I must report you despicable villain when I go back, using the golden finger to cheat. ”
However, Wang Xiaoming did not chase James, he knew that it was important to do the right thing.
"Cheating is also an ability." James wasn't ashamed.
"Alice, open your mouth." James shouted to Alice.
Then James swam out.
"Why didn't James bring two more abalones. What if that abalone drops? Yi San was puzzled.
"I was afraid that if the abalone fell, I chose the one. If there are two. There are two positioning information in the nanotracker, in case one of them is dropped or swallowed by other sea creatures. Then these two positioning information will make us blindfolded, not to mention many of them. Kevin said in the tone of a mentor.
"If there are a lot of them, then even if one or two are dropped, then the place with the most positioning points is still this submarine." Yi San felt that what Kevin said made sense, but he felt that this plan was better.
"You're stupid, you go to the reef and find so many abalones, you think the abalone is mud and sand, and you want to take as much as you want. Besides, you have to break them one by one, and you have to stick them to the ship one by one. Besides, what would a nuclear submarine think if it found itself covered with abalone under its ship? Abalone swim up on their own to catch the free train? Kyle was speechless at Yi San's imagination.
"I don't know if the train is not a train, but it is a raw seafood feast." Wang Xiaoming interjected.
The crowd laughed.
"I can't stay with you old trains." Yi San chose to remain silent. Take a nap against Alice's teeth.
"Why are we old trains? Old man? Wang Xiaoming didn't understand why Yi San made this analogy.
Forehead...... The crowd was speechless.
"Do you know what the old train was like when it started? Because when the old train is moving, it will always sound dirty and dirty......" Yi San said.
Forehead...... Everyone felt a cold sweat on their backs, what a cold joke.
James was approaching the submarine and grabbed a torpedo launcher underneath with his hand, sticking the abalone hard to the top of the boat.
James noticed that there were already a lot of small shells stuck to the underside of the ship. This abalone is a little abrupt. These little shells are so light that they can be carried to the surface of the sea and stick to the ship, like some old shells that raise pearls under the sea sand.
The principle of the adsorption capacity of shellfish is the vacuum suction cup, which is one of the most widely used principles in human biomimicry. For example, this type of vacuum suction cup is always used in bathrooms, study rooms, and classrooms.
Because the abalone had just been attacked, and all the muscles contracted, James was going to stay there for a while. Wait until the abalone spreads its body and attaches itself to the underside of the boat.
James felt that something was wrong, and what he was holding in his hand did not look like a torpedo launcher. Such a small torpedo launcher. Do you want to make dried shrimp?
James looked up and thought to himself that it was time for a dog. It's a camera. I'm facing the camera.
The owner of this ship must have a habit of ideological cleanliness, and the installation of a camera should also take into account aesthetic factors, making the camera like a torpedo launch pipe. James thought to himself and then looked at the other side of the ship, which was symmetrical, and indeed there was a camera.
After watching James install the nanotracker, Alice opened her mouth to take James in her mouth.
Immediately, with full firepower, it popped up at a great distance from the nuclear submarine, and a long column of white vapor ejected out.
The staff of the nuclear submarine walked into the monitor with a pack of instant noodles at this time, saw an abalone appear next to the camera, looked at the abalone strangely, and thought, how did this cargo come up. As he spoke, he stirred the seafood noodles in his hand with a fork.
At this time, the old man walked in and wanted to ask about the staff member's recent monitoring status.
The staff member awkwardly held the instant noodles, looked at the old man, and finally asked with a stutter: "Old man...... Teacher, do you want a bite? ”
The mysterious old man stared at him fiercely, and then said gently, "Don't you know that you have a stomach ulcer and still eat these things." ”
The young staff member did not dare to talk and let the lesson be taught.
"Hey, in another two hundred years, your disease will be curable, the genetic modification of a single organ, but it will be passed on to the next generation." The old man remained silent.
The young man thought to himself, teacher, why are you teaseing me again? However, he still said gratefully: "It's okay, there are cell repair agents, but you can take the medicine on time." ”
The young man found that this old man was ruthless, but he was usually as gentle as the spring breeze in March. One wonders if his concern is genuine. This may be a manifestation of multiple personalities.
"It's good to take medicine on time, but you should know how expensive cell repair agents are, fortunately, you are just following me, you have to be an ordinary person, you have to take stomach medicine every day, and you have to vomit blood every day. You're lucky to be alive until now. There was love in the old man's eyes, "Besides, although my people were not from your earth at first, but I have lived so many people on this planet, it stands to reason that I have long been from earthling." Rest assured, I will rule the earth, but I will not destroy it. I will lead you into a more beautiful and curious era. My ambition is not on the earth, my ideal is the universe. The old man said without hiding his ambition.
Youth is silent. The aroma of instant noodles fills the monitoring room. (To be continued.) )