Chapter 221: Coming to Smash the Field, Right? [1 more votes]
Zhuangyuan raised his eyes to look at Wang Ge again, but saw that Wang Ge's eyes seemed to be a dark night sky, and there were stars twinkling in it.
After being stunned for a while, the champion suddenly yawned: "I'm so sleepy......"
As he spoke, his eyelids began to fight up and down, and the whole person seemed to be drained of his energy, so he walked to the side of the bed and threw himself on the bed.
Then the snoring of the champion was heard......
The cavalry was watching inexplicably, what was going on? Zhuangyuan obviously looked like he was going to fight with Wang Ge just now, and went to sleep in a blink of an eye? This is not the usual style of champions! Besides, I didn't go to sleep so fast, and I just snored when I got down?
"Hey! What the hell are you doing? The cavalry couldn't help but go over and push the champion, and when he saw that the champion didn't move, he simply overthrew the champion directly and turned it into a supine position.
The champion slept lightly, and if he really fell asleep by himself, he would have woken up a long time ago. But now, he was humming like a dead pig, and the corners of his mouth were still flowing with shiny saliva.
No way? The cavalry was not so bad that he couldn't tell that he was really sleeping and pretending to be asleep, just like the champion, it was obvious that he was really sleeping, and he slept very deeply.
Looking at Wang Ge in surprise, the cavalry said: "The champion has a habit of cleanliness, why did he sleep without washing today?" And I slept in my clothes, so weird......"
"Well, it looks like he's really sleepy." Wang Ge said with a smile, he had just hypnotized the champion to go to sleep, saving trouble.
Without the assistance of any gestures or language or environmental cues, Wang Ge just glanced at the champion, but the champion of the first dream realm was easily hypnotized by him, it was as easy as breathing.
Although the cavalry thought it was strange, he couldn't think of a better explanation, so he had to agree with Wang Ge's statement.
At that moment, the door to their bedroom was slammed open.
Wang Ge and the cavalry looked back, only to see the big black bull breaking in violently, and the bed bug was hiding behind him and probing his brain.
After the big black bull broke in, first look at Wang Ge and the cavalry. looked at the champion lying on the bed again, frowned and pulled out the bedbug behind him: "Didn't you say that there was a fight?" ”
"Ah, this ......" The bed bug saw that the champion was actually drooling and snoring, and stammered for a long time without saying why.
"What's fighting? Who's fighting whom? Wang Ge crossed his arms and glanced at the bedbug. Then he looked at the big black bull with a smile.
For bed bugs, Wang Ge is very disdainful. This is a natural villain, but like a vine, he has no ability, and he has to climb a big tree to survive.
comparatively. The big black bull is actually quite a good person. The only downside is the desire to be in control. As a squad leader, he really wants to completely control all eight people in his class in the palm of his hand.
After incorporating Ah Bian and Bedbug, who originally followed the champion, his self-confidence swelled even more. Wang Ge could feel that the big black bull was always thinking about how to subdue him and the champion.
Wang Ge really didn't take this squad leader position in his eyes, he didn't think about grabbing a position with the big black bull, so he didn't have the intention of ganging up, he thought that everyone could get along safely, but he didn't expect the big black bull to always want to grab his pigtails, which was really annoying.
The big black cow had a black face, and he came violently, if he went back like this, it would really damage the prestige of the squad leader, and he was unwilling to go to the bed to see the champion. It was really unconscious, which made the big black bull full of frustration.
When he turned around to go out, the big black bull saw that the door was already full of people, and in addition to the bed bugs, the pheasants and foreskins in his bedroom also followed.
"What's the matter, Wang?" Foreskin went to ask Wang Ge and the cavalry first, they were the best in the class, so they naturally wanted to stand on Wang Ge's side.
"What's the matter with you? It's almost time to turn off the lights, and you won't go back to wash up? The big black bull was very unhappy and shouted, the four people in his bedroom, the foreskin was not controlled, and he failed to make the big black cow always look unpleasant to the foreskin.
"Isn't there still ten minutes left? Is it too late? "It wasn't the foreskin that spoke, it was the pheasant. After the pheasant refuted the big black bull, he asked Wang Gedao: "Old Wang, are you okay?" Who's fighting whom? ”
The big black bull was stunned for a moment. Originally, the pheasant was his supporter, and he was usually quite cooperative, but he didn't expect that the position that was exposed now would be on Wang Ge's side.
What's going on? The big black bull's face was even darker, he thought that he had taken in Ah Bian and the bed bug, and he had already taken advantage of the class, but he didn't expect the pheasant to pass again.
The pheasant decided to move closer to Wang Ge after seeing Wang Ge and Murong Kang compete with his own eyes. Although Wang Ge was a little disappointed that he couldn't fall asleep later, he was quite disciplined and did not change the court, but stood up and supported Wang Ge clearly at this time.
"It's fine, I don't know what kind of wind the big black cow is smoking, why are you banging on our bedroom door when you have nothing to do? Is it fun? Wang Ge shrugged his shoulders as he spoke, picked up his basin and toothbrush, and said as he walked out: "Okay, let's disperse, let's disperse." ”
"Cheng, I have something to talk about." The pheasant exchanged glances with the foreskin, and the two went out first.
Seeing that he was not as powerful as Wang Ge in speaking, the big black bull was so angry that his face turned white, and he glared fiercely at the bedbug who lied about the military situation, and rushed out of the door.
"No, squad leader, I really ...... just now" The bug wanted to explain to the big black bull, but was stopped by the fierce eyes of the cavalry.
Tapping a bit of a bug with a finger, the cavalry didn't say anything, and followed Wang Ge's footsteps to wash.
The bed bug was left there, his face was blue and white for a while, he gritted his teeth and hung his head in frustration, and finally he drooped his head and went to wash up with the basin in his hand.
But after arriving at the water room, the bed bug saw that the four people in the water room were standing in a row and brushing their teeth together, he hesitated for a moment, and silently went to the toilet with the basin......
Thanks to Wang Ge's current reading speed, Wang Ge borrowed all the spiritual books from the fourth dream in the library before the weekend, and at the same time read some of the second dream and the first dream selectively, which can be regarded as making up for his lack of knowledge.
On the weekend, Wang Ge took a day off, left the starry sky, changed into civilian clothes and came to the elite area of Yanyun base.
Wang Ge is going to try how to tell fortunes, and probably no one will not be interested in this thing of fate. Being able to calculate the fate of others, and at the same time cultivating to one's own spirit, is a fresh experience, why not do it for Wang Ge?
As for making money, it is not so important to him, and now he is not short of money.
Wang Ge first went to buy a black gown, as a fortune teller, the line is very important. Generally, fortune tellers either take the Taoist line or the Buddhist line, or wear long shirts like Wang Ge, and some wear modern Hanfu.
Wang Ge originally wanted to wear modern Hanfu, but there are not many disguised props for modern Hanfu. Unlike wearing a black gown, you can also wear a black top hat, a toad sunglasses, and a folding fan with calligraphy and painting to half-cover your face, which blurs Wang Ge's age and temperament, and looks like a new fortune teller who is about ten years old.
As soon as he passed the entrance of the New Era Shopping Mall, Wang Ge saw that this was really a treasure of feng shui, and there were five or six fortune tellers sitting along the street, basically middle-aged and elderly people over forty years old.
Regardless of whether there is a real level or not, they are all decent, and the older ones have a congenital advantage, and the white hair and white beard seem to be qualifications. is not old enough to make up nonsense, all the long beards, and the shortest ones are all uncontrollable.
Seeing Wang Ge coming, these seniors all had a clear face, and there was a disdainful sneer on the corner of their mouths.
Wang Ge walked in front of them, and saw that they were all placed in front of a very traditional cardboard, on which there were calligraphy or regular script, or line script or cursive script, some of which were written "measuring characters", some were written "touching the bones", some were written "batch eight characters", some were written "looking at palmistry", some were written "Kanyu Feng Shui", and some were written "divination and unsigning......
Feeling that he was not well prepared, Wang Ge ran to a nearby printing shop, and when he came out quickly, he took an A4 piece of paper in his hand, walked to the last position of this slippery senior, put down Mazha and sat down. The A4 paper was spread out in front of his feet, and the seniors couldn't hold back the curiosity in their hearts, or pretended to brush their beards or pretended to wipe their sweat, and stretched their necks one by one to see what was written on the A4 paper in front of Wang Ge.
After seeing it clearly, these seniors were all as black as the bottom of a pot, and I saw that Wang Ge's A4 white paper was first an arrow, pointing directly in the direction of the seniors.
At the back of it is written in standard printing in a row of large letters: They will, I will do it!
Fuck me! You're here to smash the field, right?
The hearts of the seniors echoed with one voice: get him!
But in view of Wang Ge's young and tall age, the seniors endured it very sensibly, and exchanged a playful look with each other: Let him! The cruel reality of minutes can teach him to be a new person!
Sure enough, Wang Ge sat sadly for an hour, and no one cared. After a while, when the "morning rush hour" passed, a 60-year-old senior who was as fat as a ball came over with a figure-eight step as a winner.
Sitting on the maza placed in front of Wang Ge, the fat senior who held up the modern Hanfu like a straitjacket persuaded in the tone of a passerby: "Young man, this place is not suitable for you, let's go." ”
Wang Ge knew him, and the cardboard in front of this fat senior was written "face". So Wang Ge first glanced at the face of the fat senior, well, there was a pile of eye feces at the corners of his eyes, and his nose hair was pricked out of his nostrils.
Looking at the face is unreliable, Wang Ge turned to the spirit to perceive the fortune of this face senior. (To be continued.) )