Chapter 404: You Have a Great Tribulation in Your Life......
"Senior brother!" Zhang Xiaofan was surprised and delighted, and hurriedly greeted him. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The rest of the Qingyunmen people also clasped their fists and said in unison:
"Hello Senior Brother Xiao!"
There were a lot of people who came, including Zeng, Qi Hao, Lu Xueqi, Tian Ling'er and other familiar people, as well as many fresh faces whose names Xiao Yu couldn't name, but all of them were quite respectful.
Although most cultivators are above the top and full of pride, it is also necessary to divide who is right. The kind of idiot who looks at the sky with two eyes, can't live forever, shouts for thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor young man, can't say no, but the number will never be much, it seems to be rarer than dog's head gold......
Xiao Yu patted the stool, "Let's eat some together." ”
Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly said: "How can I eat at the same table with my senior brother?" ”
"Well, do you look down on me?"
"No, don't dare." Zhang Xiaofan's face turned red and hurriedly argued.
"Then sit down."
“…… Be. ”
"Who is leading your Qingyunmen this time?" Xiao Yu asked while eating breakfast.
This is a kind of fried small herring, which can be counted as a snack, it does not take much effort, and the whole small fish is only a finger long, and after frying, the whole body is golden, and then decorated with a few slices of green onions, it looks pleasing to the eye. The mouth is extremely fragrant, with a light chewiness, and the fish bones are fine, but they are already crispy, so you don't have to worry about stabbing your throat.
As soon as you bite into it, the aroma of the fried fish bursts in your mouth, saliva immediately gushes out from between your lips and teeth, and it slides down your tongue to your belly with almost no chewing under the lubrication of hot oil, and the aftertaste is also faintly burnt, which is really unforgettable.
Zhang Xiaofan sat upright, his waist was straight, and when he heard Xiao Yu's inquiry, he immediately said:
"Senior Brother Hui, except for the head of Dao Xuan, who is sitting in the mountain gate, the rest of the senior uncles of the veins are all here."
"Also, the Swamp of Death is full of murderous opportunities, so it's safer to act in a group." Xiao Yu took a sip of haggis soup, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and lowered his voice, "Xiaofan, what do you say I do to you?" ”
"Senior brother is very good to me, great kindness, Xiaofan is unforgettable!"
Zhang Xiaofan's children's shoes are still quite pure at this time, Xiao Yu once rescued him in the abyss of death, and later taught his Buddhist exercises in front of everyone to resolve his own hidden dangers for him, although it is just a novice, but for Zhang Xiaofan, it is a great kindness.
"Then tell me the truth......
"Yes, senior brother, just ask." Zhang Xiaofan responded, nervous in his heart.
What does this senior brother want to ask? Could it be the origin of the burning stick? What to do, should I tell the truth......
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard Xiao Yu laugh and say:
"How are you and Senior Sister Ling'er doing?"
Zhang Xiaofan's face turned red and stammered: "Hui, Hui, senior brother, I only have respect for senior sister, no, no ......"
"It's not right for you."
"Huh?"
"If you like it, chase it, if you can't catch it, you can grab it, what kind of man is if you don't have a thick skin!"
“……”
At this time, an old Taoist priest who seemed to be a fairy wind bone, but had a lingering obscene demeanor in his eyes, roared, sat next to Xiao Yu with a bang, snatched the haggis soup in front of Zhang Xiaofan, raised his head and drank it, beating his chest and feet, with a sad expression, "Bitter, bitter." ”
The old Taoist priest wiped his snot, "The traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young have all been abandoned by you." ”
Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly persuaded: "Don't be angry, monks should not commit resentment......"
Zhou Zhou Xian hurriedly calmed down, and said a long Buddha trumpet, "Amitabha-"
"Fuck Amitabha!" Zhou Zhou Xian drank the soup again, a bowl of dry, quite a joke about the thirst for Hun blood, the ambition of hungry for Hulu meat, "I just help a few female donors to tell fortunes and measure words, obviously doing good deeds, accumulating good karma, how can Xiaohuan'er drive me out of the house, I should be beaten!" ”
"Grandpa, what did you say? Say it again, I'll listen. A crisp voice came, and the girl walked with a smile.
Zhou Xian shuddered, suddenly blushed and his neck was thick, and he looked up to the sky and sighed, "Today's weather is very good, suitable for travel......"
Watching the old slut's crazy acting skills, where could Xiao Yu still eat, he simply put down his chopsticks and said:
"Since it's time to travel, it's time for me to go."
Zhou Xiaohuan already understood, and asked, "My brother is also going to the Death Swamp?" ”
"It's such a grand event, you can't miss it." Xiao Yu nodded slightly, "What are you going to do?" ”
Xiaohuan frowned slightly, and said, "But there is really ...... in there."
Before the words were finished, Zhou Zhou Xian was already the interface:
"Go, how can you not go! The old way I practice in Hongchen, I swear a big oath to go through the suffering people in the world, why not go? Even if you can save someone, it's good. ”
Zhang Xiaofan, who was listening, was suddenly in awe, and he couldn't imagine that the Taoist chief in front of him was still a chivalrous man with ancient Taoism and enthusiasm, "The Taoist has the world in mind, and he is really not a mortal." ”
The old slut was relieved to hear this, and his old face smiled like a wrinkled chrysanthemum, "You kid loves to tell the truth, it's not good, it's not good...... It's a pity that Poor Dao has been practicing in Zhongnan Mountain for a hundred years, and he has already seen through the mysteries of heaven and man, otherwise he would not have accepted you as a registered disciple. ”
A few words made Zhang Xiaofan dizzy, and the old Taoist priest took the other party's hand and said cordially:
"I have always had the rule of divining only one hexagram a day, but for the sake of you and me, I will make an exception for one hexagram today...... Come on, come on, report your name, and I'll calculate the future marriage for you today. ”
Zhang Xiaofan was flattered, and clasped his fists and said: "Junior Zhang Xiaofan." ”
Zhou Xian pretended to be, pinched his fingers, and suddenly said:
"Old Taoist, you are full of heaven, but your cheeks are thin, obviously born in a cold and bitter world, and you are not a rich and noble person."
Zhang Xiaofan believed in him for three points at once, nodded and said, "The old gentleman is right, he was born in a farmer's family. ”
Yes, no problem.
Anyone who sees a person who is dressed ordinarily or even shabby will not think that he is rich and noble.
Zhou Zhou Xian smiled indifferently, his bearing was calm, and he said: "The old man sees that your eyebrows are thick and dense, straight and straight, but there is a small mole at the end of the right eyebrow. ”
Zhang Xiaofan was taken aback, believed it again, nodded again and again, and said, "Old man, you are really discerning, my parents died when I was a child." ”
The old slut smiled and said, "Why don't you ask the little brother to stretch out your hand to show me again, okay?" ”
Zhang Xiaofan had already believed most of it, and when he heard the words and stretched out his hand, the old slut pretended to look at it a few times, and suddenly his face was solemn, and he couldn't stop shaking his head and sighing.
"There is a calamity in your life, but it is a great calamity......
Zhang Xiaofan's face suddenly appeared in his heart at this moment, he was silent for a moment, gritted his teeth, and said, "I don't know what the blessings and misfortunes are, please advise!" ”
Zhou Zhou Xian sighed slightly:
"The corners of your eyebrows are scattered, and your face is red, which is the appearance of peach blossoms...... is destined to be entangled with the same senior sister. ”
A Qingyunmen man couldn't help but say:
"This is a good thing, how can it be said that it is a catastrophe?"
Zhou Zhou Xian sighed, "You must know that women are like tigers, they love to compete for the wind and be jealous, you are young, and you are caught in a dilemma, how can it not be a catastrophe?" ”
“……”
Zhang Xiaofan's face turned red when he said this, but his eyes involuntarily skimmed towards Ling'er, and he saw Tian Ling'er's face fly red, and he glared at him with shame and anger.
Xiao Yu smiled leisurely, "Xiaofan children's shoes, senior brother can only help you get here." ”
……
"This death swamp is thousands of miles in radius, among which there are many poisonous insects and beasts, old demons, not to mention, the miasma is a highly poisonous thing, ordinary people break into it, within a moment or three, they will die violently." Qi Hao explained while leading the way, "But most of us cultivators can communicate with heaven and earth, but there is no need to be too nervous. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, someone sighed, "Senior brother, there is a corpse in front of you!" ”
“……”
In front of it is a tidal flat terrain. It is said to be a tidal flat, but in fact it is a small river ditch that stretches through the ankles, about ten meters wide, I don't know whether the river water is clear, and now only the muddy and filthy smell that has been trampled on is left, and it is mixed with wisps of dark red blood.
In a rotten mire not far from the river, everyone found a middle-aged man with a shriveled body and a swollen abdomen, with a blue face, a wide open mouth, sunken eyes, and a faint dark red bloodshot swimming under his skin.
"This person should be a scattered cultivator, how could he die here......" Everyone was surprised and surprised, "There is a laceration wound on his back, which should be left by a demon beast, but from the perspective of depth, it is not fatal." ”
Xiao Yu looked at the marks left on the ground, suddenly coughed lightly, pushed the glasses that did not exist on the bridge of his nose, and said:
"There is only one truth!"
"Huh?"
Xiao Yu stretched out his finger and talked about it, "There are only traces left by this loose cultivator walking around, judging from the footprints of different shades, he should have been hit hard first, and then fled here alone, and finally fell to the ground, as for why he died, it may be related to this small river." ”
"Senior brother is talented!" Everyone looked at each other in admiration and admiration.
The friends in the live broadcast room hid their faces for a while-
"I didn't speak, I just quietly watched the anchor pretend."
"Suddenly there was an embarrassment of confusion, and it came to my face."
"Six years ago, when I went out to eat, I basically paid cash. When I went out to eat three years ago, I basically swiped my card. And now when you go out to eat and pay, you can sweep it, what does this mean? It shows that you can only step on the poop when you go out in the future, and you want to pick up money again. ”
"In my second year of junior high school, I embarked on a road of no return...... Because the geography teacher asked us to go home and draw a topographic map of Asia, I didn't understand, so I typed in Asian pictures on the Internet......"
"The landlord was very rampant back then, and now the grave is grassy!"
"For so many years, it's really hard for my girlfriend, in order not to disturb my peaceful life, so far it hasn't appeared."
“……”
After listening to this, everyone carefully examined, and sure enough, they found that the fatal wound of this person was not the claw marks on the back, but a kind of parasite in the river water, those insects were about ten centimeters long, similar to the earthworm-like unarticulated annular body, along the wound to invade the body of this loose cultivator, eating up all the internal organs, it was the real culprit, seeing that the human scalp was numb, and finally had a more intuitive understanding of the danger of the death swamp.
Even if you are a cultivator, if you are not careful, you will die here.
Then everyone encountered the attack of various poisonous insects and beasts, such as fist-sized poisonous bees, seemingly beautiful, but with highly poisonous colorful butterflies on their wings, etc., but under careful precautions, there were no casualties, and because of the existence of Xiao Yu, the leader of the Xiuzhen Alliance, people kept joining them on the way, like a magnet, and people kept coming to visit...... (To be continued.) )