"I went, I was actually molested!" Li Jie was lying on the bed, thinking about the scene he had just been molested by that woman, and he was very ...... Excited?

"Master, that female ghost, you don't care about her?"

"What's the matter, I thought this ghost was a little interesting, maybe I could let me know some of the spatial laws of this world, but who knows, this is actually a fool!" Li Jie was speechless, he had originally prepared a locator, ready to find this ghost, but who would have thought that such a thing would happen.

"Oh, by the way, master, there is one thing, I think it would be better to tell you!"

"What's the matter?" Li Jie was a little absent-minded.

"That's the unicorn you asked me to shut up! Remember? ”

"Oh, I remember, the one inside the storm! What's wrong? Li Jie was still absent-minded and didn't know what he was thinking.

"It's stupid!"

"Oh!" Li Jie didn't care at all, and continued to be absent-minded.

"Master, I said, that one, unicorn, stupid!"

"If you're stupid, you're stupid, isn't it......... Wait, what did you just say? Li Jiemeng sat up.

"Kirin is stupid!"

"Why?" Li Jie released the unicorn in horror, only to see that as soon as the unicorn came out, he looked around, not afraid at all, and suddenly the unicorn saw Li Jie, like a puppy, ran over, hugged Li Jie's feet, and wagged his tail happily.

"This, I can't say it's stupid, I can only say that it's become a unicorn dog!" Seeing this, Li Jie said a little puzzled.

"Keep looking, you'll find out!"

Li Jie heard this. A little confused, how. This unicorn ...... Dogs, how else can you find them?

Really. Li Jie just looked at it carefully for less than a minute, and the unicorn was there holding Li Jie's pants and rubbing Li Jie's trouser legs while flowing.

"I'll go!" Li Jie was stunned for a moment, and then kicked the unicorn away, and after the unicorn was kicked away, he was not afraid at all, but shouted excitedly.

As soon as I landed, I jumped everywhere. Touch it here, scratch it there, and from time to time hold a pillar and let it flow.

"Xiaohuo, I think you need to explain to me what is going on!" The corners of Li Jie's mouth twitched and looked at the unicorn that was spreading joy everywhere in front of him.

"Master, you asked me to keep giving this thing anesthetics!"

"I'll go, although I let you beat it, but I didn't let you beat it into a fool!" Li Jie doesn't like Xiaohuo, a person who shirks responsibility, although he did say that as long as the effect of the medicine is over, he will fight. But he didn't say he was going to beat him stupid!

"Okay, do you want me to play the video back?"

"I'll go, you actually recorded the video!" Li Jie looked at the watch in his hand with a surprised expression.

"For a master like you who will shirk his responsibilities at any time. I think it's very necessary! ”

"Xiaohuo, I'm so sad, where is the most basic trust between people?" Li Jie was very sad. Looks like you're about to have a heart attack.

"Okay master, don't pretend anymore. Your trick doesn't work for me! ”

"You...... You...... You! Hehe, actually, I'm just a joke on you! "Li Jie's face change speed is the fastest in history. The first 0.10 seconds are still dead or alive, and the last 0.1 second is smiling.

“………………… Well, the joke is so funny! ”

"Cut, I don't understand the humor!" Li Jie glanced at Xiaohuo with disdain, then his eyes swept to Qilin, and after looking at it for a while, suddenly Li Jie looked at Xiaohuo with a happy face, "Xiaohuo, I admit it, I said that you should be given anesthetic all the time, but you didn't tell me that this medicine has side effects!" ”

“…… Master, this is known to everyone on earth! ”

"But I don't know!" Li Jie looked at Xiaohuo very seriously.

"Master, are you sure you don't know"

"I'm sure, I swear by my character!" Li Jie stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky, with a serious face.

“……… All right! You win! ”

…………………

Early the next morning, Li Jie got up from bed lazily, stretched, yawned, got up to wash, prepared to have breakfast, and then looked around and played.

"Handsome guy, hello!" Just when Li Jie was about to make a little breakfast, there was a sudden knock on the door, Li Jie was a little puzzled, and opened the door directly, and suddenly a cute and pretty face was revealed outside the door, with long hair up to the shoulders and a slender waist, outlining a beautiful curve and full of youthful demeanor.

"Handsome guy, I'm bringing you breakfast!"

Looking at the beauty in front of him, Li Jie didn't come to his senses for a long time, "What are you doing here?" ”

"I'm coming, I'm going to play with you, handsome guy!" Liu Meng looked at Li Jie with a smile.

When Li Jie heard this, he rubbed his head, and looked at Liu Meng in front of him helplessly, yesterday this woman was pestering him, and she had to learn Taoism from him, of course, if that's it, Li Jie didn't think anything about it, but what do you mean by asking me to teach you Taoism while teasing me?

In the end, Li Jie had no choice, so he flashed back to his home, "I said, how did you find me?" ”

"As long as you have the heart, you will find it!" Liu Meng's eyes were a little erratic, and he knew at a glance that he was not telling the truth. Then Liu Meng waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "None of this is important, look, I brought you breakfast, you eat a little first!" ”

"Let it go, I'll eat it later!"

"Well, you don't seem to be in high spirits!"

Glancing at Liu Meng helplessly, Li Jie said slowly: "The weasel gives you a New Year's greeting, do you say that the interest can be high?" ”

"That's right!" Looking up at Liu Meng, Li Jie asked slowly, "Why are you coming to me when you're not at home?" ”

"Handsome guy, I just want to learn from you!" Sneaking a glance at Li Jie, Liu Meng whispered: "Now I know that this world is too dangerous, handsome guy, people are afraid!" After saying that, Liu Meng began to be coquettish again.

"Speak human words!" Li Jie glanced at Liu Meng very directly.

"Alright then, I want to learn this to make money!" When Liu Meng heard this, his face froze at first, and then he looked at Li Jie with a serious face, "I'm very short of money, very short!" ”

"Really?" Li Jie looked at Liu Meng suspiciously.

"Of course it's true! Why am I lying to you! Liu Meng looked serious.

"Xiaohuo, check it out!" Li Jie looked at Liu Meng, "I hope what you say is not fake, otherwise, you will definitely be finished!" ”

"Small fire?" Liu Meng didn't notice Li Jie's words later, but he cared about what Li Jie said before, looked at her and said let Xiaohuo check it, then this Xiaohuo should be on the side, but Liu Meng looked around, and there was no one.

"Master, I've found it!"

"Tell me about it!" Li Jie ignored Liu Meng's ghostly expression and said directly to Xiaohuo. (To be continued......)

PS: P: The phone screen was broken, so sad! I guess the alarm clock will go off all the time tomorrow! All-in-one is sometimes very sad!