Chapter 133: Amateur River Pirates
A little Taoist priest sitting on the side of the boat mustered up the courage to stand up, holding the fishing rod with both hands, as if to stand up, Sun Yang looked at him, carrying a wooden sword on his back, almost made Sun Yang think that he was catching a ghost, although there is no name in the plot, but it is easy to guess his identity, he learned the Nine Yin True Scripture, and made an appointment to meet the little shoemaker in Huashan thirty years later, isn't that Wang Chongyang, I didn't expect that Wang Chongyang, who did not learn the Nine Yin True Scripture, is actually this virtue.
"Stop, why are you still coming? Don't move! ”
Dugu Hong, the boss of the river thief duo, saw that the little Taoist priest actually dared to stand up without listening to the command, and he was a little timid, after all, it was the first time to rob, it was unprofessional, and he was afraid of meeting a master, so he chose such a small boat.
The little Taoist priest seemed to be frightened by Duguhong's loud voice, standing there and not daring to move, Duguhong breathed a sigh of relief, if he really let the other party force his true level out, I am afraid that he will miss today.
"Good news for you, we're robbers."
Ma Leizi said loudly, as if he was emboldening himself.
"Get the hell out of the way."
After all, he came to rob, Duguhong was still prepared, Ma Leizi took out a string of fish from his bag, in Sun Yang's opinion, it was the cannon battle he let go when he was a child, and Sun Yang often used the kind of big thunder that broke fish for a dollar when he was a child.
"Do you know what this thing is? Tell them. ”
Duguhong was afraid that the people on the ship didn't know what it was, so he prepared to popularize science.
"It's a broken fish."
Ma Leizi ruined the atmosphere in one fell swoop.
"Collapsed, no one takes money, does it? Put one and let them know how powerful it is. ”
Duguhong hurriedly corrected Ma Leizi's slip of the tongue, and prepared to use a torpedo to deter the people on the boat.
Ma Leizi was still very quick to release torpedoes, pulled one off the rope of the torpedo, pulled out the rope and threw it into the water outside the boat, followed by a loud noise, splashing more than two meters high, so that the people on the boat were so frightened that they were lying on their heads and wearing them.
Sun Yang and the white-bearded old man didn't move, Sun Yang raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect that the torpedoes of the river pirate duo were really powerful, two or three times more powerful than the big thunder he had played.
"Boss, what a success! … Damn, fish, boss, the fish that has collapsed for so many years, and now the fish is on its own. ”
After the splash, Ma Leizi said excitedly to Dugu Hong, and also found a fish.
"Look, everyone, the fish can't do without the water, you can't do without the boat, if you don't pay, you go into the water, and the fish get on the boat."
After the results, Dugu Hong was also bold, and he took the fish that collapsed and said to the person who put it on.
When the little shoemaker saw this scene, he also knew that he was robbed today, so he hurriedly and silently wanted to stuff Yuelu's shoes into the corner, but unfortunately Dugu Hong looked at it squarely, Sun Yang wondered, Wu Di was not in a bad head, people robbed for money, not broken shoes, your action is not a little to cover up, deliberately attract attention.
"What do you see him doing? So what is the kid hiding? ”
Duguhong immediately asked Ma Leizi to come over and take a look to see what Wu Di was hiding, whether it was a valuable thing.
When Wu Di saw that he had been discovered, he hurriedly took the shoes back and stuffed them into his arms, it seemed that he really regarded a broken shoe as a treasure.
"What about you? What's that? What stuff is stuffed in? ”
After Ma Leizi came over, he saw Wu Di stuffing something into his arms, and he was even more convinced that Wu Di was hiding some treasure.
"What do I think it's stuffed? Shoes? Pretty valuable, isn't it? Let go, I'll let you go. ”
Seeing Wu Di shaking his head vigorously and refusing, Ma Leizi got started directly, and when he turned it out and saw that it was a shoe, Ma Leizi decided that this shoe was valuable, Sun Yang was speechless, there were problems with the heads of the robbers and the robbed, Wu Di, you too, it was originally a broken shoe that the robber wouldn't look at, and it made you a baby, watching the two people grab Yuelu's shoe and tear it around, Sun Yang felt ashamed.
"Don't let go yet, give you three seconds to think about it, 3, 7, 9 ......"
Ma Leizi saw that Wu Di didn't let go, and he also made a final notice, but what kind of counting method are you, and do you know what seconds are in this era? Considering the absurdity of this virtual world, Sun Yang recognized it.
"If you don't give shoes, you have one."
Wu Di also let go, saying that he would not let go of anything, so that Ma Leizi could not grab it.
"Let it go."
Duguhong really couldn't stand it anymore, so he came over and said directly, Ma Leizi let go of his hand.
"I'll let him go."
Duguhong was a little speechless when he saw that it was Ma Leizi who put his hand down, and Ma Leizi was also quite speechless.
"Big brother, I've got it all."
"What are you looking up there? Go aside, brother, for the sake of a broken shoe, don't even want your life? ”
Dugu Hong glared at Ma Leizi, useless things, or rely on their own shots.
"It's someone else's shoe, I have to give it back."
Wu Di put his shoes on his chest and said, Sun Yang was very speechless, this is also a beautiful woman's shoes, if it is the shoes of a big man who picks his feet, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you can still travel thousands of miles to return your shoes.
"Man, a manly husband must keep his promises and do what he says, it seems that you are a person in the rivers and lakes, okay, then follow the rules of the rivers and lakes."
Dugu Hong began to say tentatively, and then pulled out the sword in his hand.
"Singles or together?"
Wu Di looked at it and knew that he couldn't escape today, so he could only say with a weak heart.
"You... Yes... How can you do martial arts? ”
Hearing that Wu Di was actually next, this made Dugu Hong a little puzzled, the other party actually said that he wanted to deal with the two of them, is it really a master, no, you must ask.
"No, it won't."
Wu Di is quite honest, in fact, if Wu Di is a little more sleek and cunning, and has the courage to deceive these two guys, he will guarantee that he can scare them away.
"Do you hear that? If you don't, you won't be able to fight me and make a few moves with him. ”
Dugu Hong is really cautious, even if Wu Di said that he doesn't know martial arts, he doesn't plan to go on it himself, but sends his younger brother Ma Leizi up, and lets Ma Leizi test Wu Di's depth, and when he sees that Wu Di has no weapons, he throws his sword to Wu Di, which makes Sun Yang look at Dugu Hong differently.
"I'll come, Boss, Sample, don't need this yet, Boss, tell me do you want his life or his shoes?"
Ma Leizi is a straight brain, and when he heard Wu Di say that he didn't know martial arts, Ma Leizi was not afraid.
"What do I want to do?"
"That's it?"
"Okay."
Duguhong and Ma Leizi announced the start of the competition as soon as they sang and harmonized, Ma Leizi directly pulled out the sword, this sword is too rough, Sun Yang saw the rust on the sword, and the sword body was not straight.