In the front yard there are three men in one dish, and in the back yard there are two 'women' in one play.

Luo Wusheng looked around the 'greenery' in front of him, looked around the left and right three times, and asked very curiously: "Are you really sure that you are green?"

"Doesn't the mistress know me?" 'Luyin' pretended to be a little aggrieved, and her voice trembled a little.

"Can you tell me, is your head more than ten centimeters longer in seconds?" Luo Wusheng compared with his hand, the height gap between himself and 'Luyin', originally Luyin was about ten centimeters taller than her, her height reached the corner of Luyin's eyes, but now, she actually only reached the chest of 'Luyin', if it wasn't for the 'Luyin' in front of her suddenly growing taller, then there was only one possibility. Thinking of this, Luo Wusheng suddenly lowered his head and looked at himself, "Ah~~Ah~~ Could it be that I fell into magic and shrunk in an instant?"

Looking at Luo Wusheng, who was jumping on his feet, 'Luyin' said that he was very helpless: Wusheng, are you sure you are really Wusheng?

"Oh oh oh, and your boobs. Luo Wusheng didn't think about what she did, whether 'Luyin' would be shy, after all, it was still a bit feudal here, so he stretched out his hands directly towards Luyin's chest and grabbed several handfuls vigorously, "Why are your breasts so big and so empty, no matter how you grab it, it feels like it's padded cotton." As she spoke, her claws reached towards the neckline of the 'Green', wanting to tear it off to verify whether her feelings were real.

'Green' quickly grabbed Luo Wusheng's claws that were about to reach her neckline, and she just wanted to explain that she might have drunk too much water last night, and all her explanations were interrupted by Luo Wusheng's new discovery.

Luo Wusheng looked at 'Luyin' holding his hand, and stared at Luyin's hand carefully in great surprise, "Luyin, I remember that your hands are not so slender, right? Luo Wusheng stretched out his other hand that was not caught, and looked back and forth several times on the back of his palm, "It seems that your previous hand was not as white and tender as mine, and it was not as good-looking as mine, right?

Such close contact with Luo Wusheng made the 'Green Yin' in front of him swallow his saliva, and Luo Wusheng just raised his head and saw the Adam's apple of the 'Green Yin' naturally moving up and down. Looking at the particularly obvious Adam's apple, stunned for five seconds, Luo Wusheng stepped on the big foot of 'Luyin' fiercely, and when Luyin' let go of the hand holding her in pain, he immediately jumped five meters away from 'Luyin'. Luo Wusheng didn't exclaim at the first time, that's what a stupid person would do, now the person in front of her is friend or foe, whether there is martial arts, if there is martial arts, how powerful it is, she doesn't know, and it's not like she thought that the 'green' in front of her was the pretending of a certain little lover who was five big and three rough in the night, he was actually a man! Luo Wusheng fixed his mind, and looked at the 'green' in front of him without a trace of emotion, "Who are you?"

Luo Wusheng's change made 'Luyin' a little unhappy, after all, he was so close just now, and now there was only alienation left between him and her, an alienation that was stranger than passers-by. 'Luyin' tidied up his clothes that had just been messed up by Luo Wusheng, and specially propped up his chest, showed off his orchid fingers, and said in a green voice: "Oh, how can the master mother not know the slave family? ”

Luo Wusheng put his hand on his forehead, and directly wanted to punch him, but finally thought about it and forgot it, after all, there was a huge disparity in strength. "You also said that Luyin is my personal maid, even if Luyin has only taken care of me for a few months, but my eyes are not myopia, astigmatism and cataracts, okay?

"Not good!" 'Luyin' pursed his mouth, as if he was coquettish to Luo Wusheng.

Luo Wusheng glared at 'Luyin' with the standard Luo's white eyes, "It's not good to pull it down, do you go or will I call someone?"

'Luyin' saw that Luo Wusheng was directly involved in calling people, so he didn't plan to play it anymore, "Hey, if you want to blame me, I'm too naturally beautiful, and I am too outstanding in disguise to be such a little girl, which makes you see through it." ”

"Poof、、、 is you like this? Are there still ugly women in the world?" Actually, it's not that this 'green' is not good-looking, but a big man pretending to be a woman, first, this man is not petite enough, he is still quite tall; second, this man has no female characteristics at all, and even the sound makes people feel panicked; third, this man is really not suitable for wearing women's clothes, stuffed cotton, one word, 'fake', two words, 'very fake', three words 'very fake'.

After hearing Luo Wusheng's words, 'Luyin', who was still scratching his head and posing, immediately returned to his normal human appearance, "You little girl, it's really getting harder and harder to serve, Uncle Ben finally pretended to be a woman quietly, can't you cooperate?" The original female voice has become a thick, low, and magnetic male voice, which is very good.

"You, there's an inexplicable person in your family, you don't know if it's friend or foe, can you cooperate?"

"It's a friend. "'Green' said in a very affirmative tone.

Luo Wusheng instantly felt that he was about to be buried by the black line, "Have you ever seen a bad guy say that he is a bad guy? Which neurotic says that he is sick? You say that you are a friend? Yes a friend, you still pretend to be my personal maid? Big brother, are you sure that you are really not a tease invited by the monkey, and you are here to tease me?"

"I'm really a friend, at least I haven't hurt you since I entered the door, right?"

"Not really. ”

"That's right, Wusheng、、、、、 people are friends. "'Green' discharged vigorously towards Luo Wusheng, hoping to be able to corona Luo Wusheng immediately.

Luo Wusheng already felt that his stomach was turning upside down when he heard the sound of 'Luyin'、、、, and then he saw that 'Luyin' kept blinking at him and discharging, and he didn't hold back, Luo Wusheng vomited, and he didn't spit out anything substantial, it was all sour water, who told her to make a fuss and not have lunch yet, breakfast, it had already been taken away by her fat king.

"Wusheng 、、、、、、" Seeing that Luo Wusheng actually vomited, he realized that he had gone a little too far, and wanted to step forward to see how Luo Wusheng was.

As a result, Luo Wusheng made a stop gesture with one hand, directly refused, took off the handkerchief he was carrying, wiped the corners of his mouth, and covered his mouth to prevent it from spitting out again, "You better not come here, tell me, who are you? What are you going to do?"

"If it's out of the way, I'll pour you a glass of water first. "'Luyin' crossed Luo Wusheng, walked to the table and picked up the kettle to pour water, "Wusheng, I advise you to give up the idea of stepping out of this room, as long as your first foot touches the ground slightly, I have a thousand ways to make you never move the second foot again." After speaking, he continued to pour the tea, and after pouring it, he took the teacup and turned to Luo Wusheng.

Luo Wusheng lifted one foot in the air like that, and it was not on the ground, nor was it taken back: grandma, if you want to be so ruthless, it is nothing more than to knock me out and stun me, what other ways can there be, there are thousands of ways. But who would tell me why I was so timid, and people were so frightened, and I was so caught by my own dilemma.

When 'Green' was about to approach, Luo Wusheng couldn't stand on one foot for a long time, causing his body to shake back and forth, and the last one was unstable and directly pounced on 'Green'.