Chapter 4: Maids, Concubines, and Madmen

"Alright, the cheers are over, I will hold a special Mass to thank Your Majesty, and all the penance time can be doubled this year!" The head maid smiled and nodded, patted the chief priest on the shoulder to signal that the other party could go back, and with a pleasant voice, she said: "Your Majesty, our chief priest is one of the few priests who can use the spiritual energy you have given, which has allowed our team to survive countless times, and Maid Helena has contributed a lot. Next! ”

"Your Majestyβ€”"

It's still silver-haired, but it's a red-eyed - in Levi's impression, red-eyed people are not easy to mess with. Although he is not very old, his face is engraved with the two big characters "vicissitudes". Although he looks sweet, the corners of his eyebrows and eyes are indescribably bitter and bitter. Of course, it is this kind of person that the mind is healthy, and the worship of the emperor is pious. The woman with a line of small characters tattooed under her right eye stood in front of Levi, bowed her head and introduced herself: "My name is Alice, the pharmacist of this team. Responsible for taking care of everyone's genetic seeds while treating those who deserve it. ”

Oh......? War Medic? No wonder it looks like no one else dares to mess with her.

"Our excellent pharmacist, on behalf of the countless times you have treated us - Alice, one of the best sisters. Before becoming a pharmacist, she was a qualified warrior. The head maid gave her a short, pertinent assessment, and her eyes drifted to another girl, who was a little strange, for ...... Some strange reason: "Hmm...... The next character is a little special, and I need to explain something in particular. ”

"Huh?"

"Ahem!" Clearing her throat, the head maid pointed to another person and said, "This last person is not from our attendant group. ”

"Huh......?"

"She's also a woman, but she's a member of the Cult of the Mechanicus." The head maid pointed to a woman with a somewhat hesitant face and said, "As we all know, the Cult of the Mechanicus is another form of heresy! It's just that their end has not come. These worship only knowledge, worship the emperor because of knowledge, worship the heresy because of the sacred treaty, build and maintain equipment for us, warships, and so on. They believed in the existence of a mechanical soul in the machine, worshipped the god of the machine, and refused to worship the royal sect - but this false cult of heresy finally ...... after countless millennia Hey, there's a little bit of a change. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well? ”

Levi can only be hmmed now, and he will be "gracious" about the things he doesn't know, and he is the safest of Mr. Yes.

"Our success this time is indispensable to the help of some sisters in the mechanical attendant group. These people though ...... The worship of the emperor is not very strong, but he still worships the emperor. They are willing to give up their heretical cults and learn mechanics - after all, all the equipment we have and all the ships are provided by the Mechanicus. We are responsible for destroying the enemy, and they are responsible for supplying weapons. On the other hand, this sister has decided to worship you! I don't know if I should have her join the Holy Armed Maid Acolytes, but she's also credited with your summoning! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh. ”

After a long time, Levi understood that there were different sects...... It's as if the Pope had raised a bunch of skilled Jews. But these people also hang a little, right? Listen to this meaning, these sects of armed maids are empty of worship and fighting power. And what kind of automatonism is this...... As soon as I heard it, the evil thing of the distant relatives of the flying noodles actually controlled the production rights of all machinery?

So it's a joke?

What age is this, and it's still ...... Forget it, the lifeblood of life and death is in the hands of others, and it is still a group of heretics. It's really a shame that the original emperor is broad-minded, and it is estimated that the other party's strength is too strong, so he doesn't dare to do it, right?

"You...... Very thoughtful. Levi looked at the girl who had "renounced heresy", the one who looked the most trembling in the book. A little scared of Levi, she took a step forward as Levi spoke: "What, let's introduce yourself." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty...... My name is Catherine, and I turned out to be a maid of the Mechanical Squire Group, a subordinate of the Bionic Squire Society's 28th Subspace Research Small Squire Group. Swallowing, the little maid continued, "Because we have received the oracle of the mechanical god, we have followed our captain to find the current worship, which is you, the Great Emperor. The oracle says that you will give us a whole new kind of knowledge, and although we do not know what it is, we will listen to it. ”

"...... "You wash your ears slowly, when I know when I will tell you, "Oh...... What, what are you, the Mechanica-Cult Bionic Squire? ”

"Yes." Speaking of her own work, Catherine became excited: "Our housekeeping skills and skills, some people may think that it is to build warships, some people may think that it is to make weapons, and some people think that it is subspace shuttle technology, but in fact, it is not!" …… Well, it turns out that when we were in the Cult of the Mechanica, the Bionic Squires was the most important subject! Otherwise, the Mechanics wouldn't have named us as the only servants who have a chance to follow you. ”

How is it a bit of a boastful feeling? This is all converted, and you still remember the original worship? There's something wrong with that.

"Our forte is makeovers! Modify living things, especially the human body! The girl, who looked to be twenty-two or three years old, stretched out her two white little hands, but there was a mechanical arm tattooed on her right hand as a tattoo: "Anyone in the empire who has lost his organs because of fighting for the emperor, we can replace them with mechanical products." You see, the head maid Ophelia has a problem with her right eye, and our chamberlain personally operated on her to replace her with a new one, and the function is the same or even better! Modify the human body, body parts and even implant new brains. Sometimes even death can be reversed, and wealthy citizens and nobles can also have this special treatment, as long as there is enough money. At present, the best technique is to retain the rational left brain, remove the perceptual right brain, and copy another rational left brain and put it in - Ding Ding ~ The technology is complete ~ Your Majesty, what do you want to transform today? ”

...... "Damn, this is a scientific lunatic!" I'm in good health and don't need a makeover! ”

"Well, theoretically mechanical alternatives can be better, you can try it......"

"Shut up! It's not your turn to dictate the emperor's affairs! Ophelia, the head maid, was unceremonious to this little girl of the Mechanical God Sect who turned out to be an outsider, and immediately scolded: "Do you want to seek great rebellion?! ”

β€œοΌŸοΌβ€ The little beauty was stunned for a moment, her face turned pale white, and sweat instantly condensed from her forehead. The head maid gave herself a charge that she could not afford: "No, no, no...... I...... Concubines...... Can't. Your Majesty! The concubines don't dare! The concubine An dared not to do her best, follow the festival of loyalty, and then cry out for death? ”

Levi hadn't seen these maids do anything else until now, just watched them skillfully kneel down in front of him - the most ruthless in front of him, his little head hit the marble floor and duang, duang, every time he raised his head, he could see the other party's blood and sweat flowing down together: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! ”

After two or three clicks, the white little head will see blood, and if you don't stop it, it is estimated that you will die after a few more strokes! Levi didn't want to die after crossing over. If you're dead, you're dead, don't be a pretty person, okay?

So he hurriedly reached out to help the other party, and a fierce man almost didn't hold it: "Okay, don't ...... I rely on a lot of strength, don't knock! If you knock it again, you'll die! ”

If you knock me again, I'll be killed by you! Looking so thin, the strength of the groove is so big!