Walking out of the house, I leaned over the cement platform at the door, grabbed a handful of dried soybeans and walked in.

He took the water scoop from the water tank behind the door and handed it to Nobita: "Swallow the beans in your mouth first, and then drink the water, if you want to drink boiled water if you want to be slow, and drink cold water if you want to be faster." ”

Nobita hesitantly took the handful of beans: "Really? Just a few beans can solve it? ”

I glared at him, "Believe it or not." ”

Nobita was not hypocritical, he directly scooped a scoop of water, stuffed the large handful of beans into his mouth in one gulp, and then drank it with a grunt.

Yun Yun asked curiously, "Brother Xiong, how do you feel?" ”

Nobita clicked his lips: "It's a little earthy, I almost choked to death." ”

Isn't this nonsense, such a large handful of beans, you can't drink it several times? If you have to swallow it all, it's your luck that you don't choke to death.

As soon as Nobita finished speaking, the three of us heard a gurgling sound at the same time.

It came out of Nobita's belly.

"I'm rough, so fast!" Nobita didn't finish his words, so he grabbed his hind buttocks and ran to the toilet.

There was a 'bang' sound in the toilet, and I grinned, "Can you close the door?" Why do you make such a big move? You're not disgusting, we're disgusting! ”

Nobita's weak voice came from the toilet: "I'm rough of your grandma, this is too ruthless, right?" I don't give a second of reaction, I haven't taken off my pants yet! ”

I'm going to ......

Yun Yun and I laughed back and forth, tears almost flowing out.

Nobita shouted in the toilet for a long time before I stopped laughing, went into the house and took a pair of pants for Nobita to give him.

Nobita walked into the house holding his stomach after changing his pants, and kept saying: "This is too ruthless, too ruthless, I went out to eat all the food in the afternoon, and I spent that old money in vain." ”

I couldn't hold back a smile and said, "I said that the hot water is slower, you have to drink cold water to be fast, who is to blame for this?" Hey, where's your pants? ”

Nobita pointed to the trash can outside and said, "It's too dirty, it's lost, uncle, you wash it for me?" No, my stomach is so empty, I need to buy something to eat. ”

I gave him a blank look: "You have to be mentally prepared, this bright moon is empty, I'm afraid tonight is not a quiet night!" ”

Nobita asked stupidly, "What do you mean?" ”

I smiled, turned around and went to sleep.

Yun Yun laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and she also went to sleep in the house.

Only Nobita was left staring there.

After a while, I heard a sound of the door opening the door, and Nobita, the kid, really went out.

After a night of running in the woods last night, I was really tired, and I stayed awake for three minutes and fell asleep in a daze.

After a while, the kid hummed a little song and turned back, I got up and opened the curtain to take a look, this kid was carrying a jar, it is estimated that there was wine in it, and there were two or three paper bags, and threw it on the table comfortably, the paper bag was opened, and it was actually shredded mutton.

Eating mutton, drinking wine, and nibbling on watermelon, this taste, not to mention more moisturizing.

I smiled wryly and shook my head and lay down to sleep again, I guess I couldn't sleep well for a while.

Sure enough, in less than three minutes, I heard this kid 'oops' outside, and then ran out with his stomach in his hands.

In less than a minute, he walked back again, looked at the things on the table, seemed to be a little shaken, but did not hold back the burst of meat, and sat there again and began to eat.

Another three minutes passed, and the kid ran out again with his stomach in his hands.

This time, he walked back with less majestic attitude.

And this time he didn't go so fast, it took him more than ten minutes to come back. And he was hunched over, leaning against the wall, and rubbed into the door in small steps, as soon as he entered the door, this kid hummed weakly: "Ou Ning, Ning Wa, hurry, hurry, no, Xiong Ye is going to hang, hurry, save me!" ”

The whole one is going to die.

I reluctantly got up, walked out and threw him on the chair, and said with a smile: "I told you a long time ago, it's not quiet tonight, you said that you don't sleep with an empty stomach, why do you have to run out and toss?" ”

Nobita grinned: "Lao Tzu has eaten so much, and he has gone out with all the spills, so I can't make up for it?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders: "You have to clean up everything you eat tonight, it's better to go to bed hungry, the hero can't stand the three splashes, don't blame me for not reminding you, I can't save you if I pull it twice." ”

Nobita looked at the food on the table and cried, "But, I'm so hungry! Can you give me the whole remedy for not having diarrhea? ”

I spread my hands: "Do you think Lao Tzu is an immortal?" Three seconds for dryness, three seconds for anal leakage? You can't have a snack, you have to eat it tonight? ”

Nobita scratched his head: "Then I can't sleep now, why do I go?" ”

I gave him a thumbs up: "Xiongye is a cow, I ran all night last night, you still can't sleep, you can't sleep, you can't sleep, you squat at the door and chant the scriptures, Lao Tzu is going to sleep, don't blame me for not reminding you, don't eat indiscriminately, you pulled yourself to death, I will buy a mat and roll you up and feed the wolf." ”

Yun Yun rubbed her eyes at this time and walked out of her room, and asked angrily, "Brother Xiong, Brother Ning, why are you two not sleeping and arguing?" People are woken up when they fall asleep. ”

I smiled: "It's okay, girl, go to sleep, it'll be fine in a while." ”

Nobita gave me a middle finger, covered his stomach and ran into the house: "Lao Tzu won't eat, Lao Tzu will go to the head office when he sleeps, right?" ”

I smiled, picked up the leg of mutton on the table, took a bite, took a sip of old wine, and then pinched the leg of mutton and carried the wine jar, and followed Nobita in.

Nobita was lying on the bed and standing up, and when he saw me coming in, his nose moved, and he immediately got up and scolded: "Dog's Ningwa, don't let Lao Tzu eat, you take it to me and eat it yourself, you lack virtue or not?" ”

I was even more annoyed than him and scolded: "In order to make you comfortable, buddy, I can't sleep comfortably tonight, I eat and drink to compensate myself." ”

Nobita shouted angrily: "Ningwa, Lao Tzu fought with you, hey, wait a minute, no, no, no, I still have to go to the toilet." ”

I smiled evilly and watched him run out, and said proudly: "Yes, if you don't eat the next meal, it's okay, after eating this meal, you just wait to pull the prostration!" ”

After a while, Daxiong moved in again: "Brother Ning, I was wrong, where did I offend you, you don't take me so well!" ”

I spread my hands and said I couldn't do anything.

Nobita's steps were a little vain, and he scolded: "Okay, Ning Wa, you won't save you when you see death, right?" Me, I'll go to the toilet again. ”

I sighed, I really can't help it, the only way, only to let him clean the things in his stomach, it will be fine, on the other hand, I can't sleep tonight, I have to watch him, in case he really faints, I have to find a way to save him. R1148