Chapter 224: I Don't Go to Hell, Who Goes to Hell

"Want to change?" Wang Ge asked.

"Amitabha...... Think! I don't want to be a grandson! Master Yuantong probably pretended to be used to it, I don't know what it was like when the three of them were brothers, anyway, there were outsiders present who wanted to grasp the style of a monk, and was glared at by Wang Ge, Master Yuantong found himself in a second, and scolded and said:

"But what can we do? It's all black, and I can't even find a serious job! You know me, my fortune telling is purely a blind cat touching a dead mouse.

"The second child carries a sack for people, and one person can carry two industrial mechas, what is the result? When he was about to settle the money, the boss went to find the patrol police, and he was so scared that the second child ran away.

"The third child is honest, and he can't teach it. When handing out leaflets, others are secretly stuffed into the trash can, he poured well, against the big sun stunned is one by one, a thousand of his real ones were sent to a thousand people, back to the business did not say that he delayed the working hours, not only did not give bonuses but also deducted money!

"! It's really popular! ”

Speaking of Master Yuantong, he was really embarrassed, the second junior brother Yuan Zhen saw that he couldn't fight, so he squatted back again, holding the bowl of porridge that was so rare that it could shine on people, drinking it "sparsely", a pair of small eyes and eyes like a hungry wolf, staring at his feet hollowly, very infiltrating.

The third junior brother Yuanjue's face was full of sadness, leaning against the door frame, rubbing his bald head vigorously with his big hands. Rubbing the dandruff, if this is iron, it is estimated that the sparks are rubbed out.

Wang Ge was silent for a while, since the three monks were sighing, let their pessimistic emotions ferment for a while.

In fact, Master Yuantong had already estimated what Wang Ge was thinking, but he couldn't guess what Wang Ge was thinking, so he didn't open his mouth, just counted the prayer beads over and over again with a trembling face.

Therefore, when the monk has to get the string of prayer beads in his hand, count them when he holds a large clove of garlic, count them when he pretends to be deep, count them when he doesn't want to pay attention to you, and count them when he pretends to be deaf and dumb...... Anyway, it's an infinite loop, as long as he wants to, he can never count them.

It's a pity that he can hold his breath, and Yuanzhen, who is drinking porridge against the wall, is also calm, but Yuanjue, who is stunned, can't hold his breath. If he rubs it again, he will have to rub off a centimeter of height.

"Big brother, do you have any solution?" Yuan Jue looks very fierce and vicious, and when he speaks, he reveals his bottom, and he is honest like an old farmer in a mountain village.

Although the three brothers are siblings. But in fact, they call each other "senior brother and junior brother", so this "big brother" knows that he is calling Wang Ge.

Yuantong's eyelids trembled, and he lifted a crack to look at Wang Ge secretly. Yuan Zhen also rolled his wolf eyes and stared at Wang Ge with a green light. It's as if he doesn't agree with each other, so he doesn't eat porridge and eats people instead.

"Well, there is a way, but it's just ......" Wang Ge still wanted to capture the old man, and the senior brother Yuantong proclaimed a Buddha name: "Amitabha...... Forget it, third junior brother, if he has a way, he still needs to squat at the corner of the street like me to tell people's fortunes? I've already gone to the Heavenly Mandate Association to register! ”

"Knowing the Mandate of Heaven Association?" Wang Ge shook his head: "My true identity is not suitable for joining. ”

The so-called Knowing the Destiny of Heaven Association is not a place where a group of fifty-year-old men get together to play mahjong, but a high-end organization of fortune tellers.

Those who can enter the Heavenly Mandate Association will definitely not be able to do it like Master Hou, they must have real skills. At least you have to be psychic.

Wang Ge didn't think about it, but his identity as a black star is not suitable for joining, and he is in the nature of playing tickets, so there is no need to join any association to be constrained.

"What's the matter? As long as you're not a federally wanted criminal like me, you can keep your identity secret if you join in. Besides, although the Mandate of Heaven Association is well-known and widely recognized by the society, it is just a non-governmental organization, and as far as I know, many people enter under stage names. "Circular channel:

"There are no restrictions when I enter the Knowing the Mandate of Heaven Association, but I don't worry about the source of customers, and the fortune-telling fee is also high. It's just a hundred harms and no benefits. If I hadn't been a federal wanted criminal, I would have wanted to go in a long time ago, who the likes to be chased all over the streets like a mouse...... By the way, you wouldn't really be a federal wanted criminal, would you? ”

“…… Of course not. Wang Ge heard Yuantong say this. I was a little moved, thinking that it would be better to try it when I had a chance than to be chased by the patrol on the street.

"Amitabha, what does the donor do for a living?" Yuantong belongs to the kind of person whose nature is easy to change, and he has regained his true character if he is not careful. After saying so much, he just wanted to test what Wang Ge was doing.

“…… Ever heard of Wuli Camp? Wang Ge deliberately said it half-concealed. Just look at how pure the three monks really are.

"Five-mile camp? Fuck me! Black City? The three Yuantong brothers stared at each other, Yuanjue's two stunned people were negligible, and Yuantong's cunning little eyes looked at each other like Yuanzhen's hungry wolf-like eyes, obviously shocking the news.

"Amitabha, donor, could it be that he is from the black city?" Yuantong folded his hands and his eyes flashed with surprise.

"Not bad." Wang Ge didn't bother to correct this old liar, and introduced himself: "I am nicknamed the king, and I am the ...... of Heicheng."

"! The Four King Kongs? Yuantong exclaimed again.

Lao Wang's face is green, you are a monk, what does "the Four King Kongs" mean?

This time, Yuantong's attitude towards Wang Ge has changed invisibly, Wang Ge has become the underworld king of Yanyun Base from a street fortune teller, and with a gorgeous turn, which makes the three wandering monks who can't eat for a while really unacceptable, shocked and panicked.

Since the people were clear about Wuliying, Wang Ge simply said straightforwardly: "Yes, since you know my identity, then things are simple." The three of you are not young, are you, as a wanted criminal, living a life of fleeing every day, is it really what you want?

"I've just taken up the position in Wuliying, and I am short of people. It's also fate, let me meet the three of you, if you want, follow me to Wuli Camp. I don't dare to say more, I guarantee that the three of you will be prosperous and rich for the rest of your lives......"

When it came to glory and wealth, Yuantong's eyes lit up, but the other two were indifferent.

Wang Ge thought for a moment and continued: "...... Eat fragrant and drink spicy, and there is meat ...... every meal."

Yuanzhen's little eyes were round like a hungry wolf, and his stomach was very suitable for the "grunt".

“…… Skin-piercing ...... Daikin's ...... Only you bully people, no one dares to bully you......" Wang Ge said dry-mouthed and didn't see Yuan Jue react, and finally when he said, "If you want to marry a few daughters-in-law, you can marry a few daughters-in-law", Yuan Jue was happy.

"No, you don't need a few, just one, just one......" Yuan Jue smirked and rubbed his bald head, and for a while there were snowflakes flying.

That's it! Wang Ge can be regarded as having figured out the lifeblood of the three brothers: the senior brother Yuantong is the most interested in money.

The second senior brother is true, he likes to eat, and he can't be blamed for this, he has been hungry for half his life, just watch his two-meter big man drink such a bowl of gruel, which is enough to make people cry, it's really hungry.

The third junior brother Yuanjue is indeed an honest man, but honest people also have ideas. The three brothers are not young anymore, and the youngest Yuanjue is also thirty years old, and it is time to marry a daughter-in-law, but with their current living conditions, it is estimated that they will be virgins until death.

"But......" Yuantong looked up at the moss-covered ceiling at a melancholy forty-five degree angle: "Amitabha, we are all disciples of Buddhism, and we only want to influence the world to purify all sentient beings, but how can we join the underworld forces to help the abuse?" ”

Sentimental! It's hypocritical again, isn't it? Wang Ge glanced at Yuanzhen Yuanjue, Yuanzhen drank porridge with a sullen head, and Yuanjue looked at his senior brother with a sad and angry face.

"Master Yuantong, color is emptiness, and emptiness is color." Wang Ge knew that Yuantong was willing in his heart, but after all, there had to be a suitable reason for them to get through the hurdle in their hearts, or a reason to deceive their own beliefs.

"Having said that, the three of us have kept the precepts since childhood, and there are some things that we can't do categorically." Yuantong looked pious: "The Buddha will blame." ”

"Don't worry, in fact, you should also know that Heicheng is now a large entertainment center, full of nightclubs, casinos, food cities, bathing centers and so on. I'm sure I can't let the three of you do anything that violates the precepts, or you can leave at any time. "Wang Ge is also very hard to recruit these three masters.

But if they did, Wang Ge believed that they would never leave. Because apart from the Black City, there is no second place in the entire Federation where they can live comfortably.

"Good, good, good......" The three monks all smiled.

"But we've got to talk about the ugly things first." Wang Ge glanced at the three monks with a calm gaze, he didn't believe that there was such a thing in reality that the male protagonist shook his little brother and bowed his head, so he took the precautionary shot in advance: "Go, you are my people, you have to listen to my arrangement, and stand in my position in everything." But correspondingly, I will also cover you, and I will carry you if something happens. Is there a problem? ”

The three monks entered a state of staring at each other again, but for this kind of major decision, Yuanzhen and Yuanjue habitually stared at Yuantong together.

Master Yuantong began to count the prayer beads with drooping eyelids again, and he didn't know how many laps he counted, and Master Yuantong finally let out a long sigh: "King Jizo Bodhisattva, his old man once said, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell." That's it, the three of us brothers will be mixed up with you in the future!

"But King, can we trust you?"

"Don't worry, I do what I say, you can leave at any time. But I don't care after I leave, as long as it's a day in the Black City, you have to listen to me. Wang Ge smiled: "When a monk hits the clock for a day, you must know this better than me." (To be continued.) )