Chapter 50: Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Duan Yu stretched out his hand to take the medicine bottle, and subconsciously walked towards Wang Yuyan, but after only two steps, the dissatisfied voice of the big cute god sounded behind him:
"Sister Mu is still here!"
The nerd turned his head, only to notice Mu Wanqing sitting silently behind him with a cold expression. The eyes that contained sadness and loneliness made Duan Yu subconsciously feel a little weak.
"Wood girl! I-" Duan Yu shouted, and suddenly didn't know what to say, so he could only take the antidote to Mu Wanqing and smell it.
Xiao Yu watched with interest from the side, and couldn't help laughing: "It's really stupid." ”
Da Mengshen pursed his lips and glared at him with a wrinkled little nose: "Bad guy, did you do it on purpose?" ”
Xiao Yu spread his hands helplessly: "If I go to touch Mu Wanqing, do you think that girl will directly raise her sword to chase me later?" ”
"This ......"
The big cute god found himself speechless.
Mu Wanqing, who finally regained her physical sense, stood up directly and walked out without saying a word.
"Eh, Sister Mu, where are you going!" Da Meng Shen hurriedly chased after him.
However, the two of them couldn't leave, because there was too much commotion in the bamboo building, and the guards patrolling the villa had already rushed over and surrounded the bamboo building, but they didn't dare to venture out because of the safety of Mrs. Wang.
"Miss Wang, are you alright?" Duan Yu hesitated for a moment, but turned around and walked towards Wang Yuyan, and used the bottle to relieve the flower poison on her body.
"I'm fine, thank you for your concern." Wang Yuyan's face was slightly red, and she broke free from Duan Yu's support without a trace. Although she is simple, she has a bright mind, how could she not see Duan Yu's thoughts. It's just that all her heart is pinned on her cousin, and where can she tolerate others in her eyes.
Seeing Duan Yu's gaze falling on his face in a daze, Wang Yuyan turned her head slightly, took a step back, and said in a soft voice:
"Can Duan Gongzi give me the antidote?"
Duan Yu woke up at this time, and hurriedly presented the antidote in his hand with both hands: "Miss Wang wants it, just take it!" ”
Your sister, take this baby's antidote to do favors, you are really shameless.
"Thank you, Childe." Wang Yuyan took the green jade bottle, detoxified the flower poison of a little maid beside her, and then handed the bottle to the little maid, "You go and help others detoxify." ”
Xiao Yu watched from the side, but he didn't say anything to stop them, these little girls were just loyal to the Lord, and they couldn't get along with them. And as long as Mrs. Wang is still in her hands, she can still grasp the absolute initiative.
"Hey, it's time for us to go." Xiao Yu glared at Duan Yu angrily, then pulled Li Qingluo up with one hand, and said calmly, "Mrs. Wang, please bother you to come with us, and when you get out of Mantuo Villa, I will let you go." ”
"Okay, okay." Li Qingluo glanced at Xiao Yu, and there seemed to be rippling water in her eyes.
I'll it, what's the trouble with this suspicious mystery on your face, fortunately I have a live broadcast throughout the whole process, otherwise the friends would still think I did something angry to you.
At the same time, in the live broadcast room-
"Congratulations to the anchor for his great success in pretending to be coerced and rewarding."
"Whew, I'm scared to death, when Mrs. Wang came over with a sword just now, the baby's little heart jumped to her throat."
"Anchor, is it really okay for you to play us like this?"
"You're too unconfident in the streamer, aren't you? I used to believe in Brother Chun, but now I have changed to anchors. ”
"Yunwuyuan: That's right, the anchor's brother is invincible, Mo Da!"
"Eh, didn't you notice that there seemed to be anything wrong with this Madame Wang?"
"Is there one? I just think this person is extremely self-centered, and other than that...... It's just that the chest is relatively flat, right? ”
"Cute cat: So what are you souls paying attention to? What's wrong with a flat chest, how can the uneven head and chest level the world this year! ”
"Sister Cat, you're exposed again!"
"Allure is ashamed: That, what Sister Mao wants to say should be, Mrs. Wang should be a shaking M, right?"
“……”
The friends were silent again.
The sharp comments of the Hundred Flowers Girl are always so sharp and critty, and they hit the nail on the head every time, which is extremely sour.
Xiao Yu was idle, and he was also looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, and couldn't help but be a little surprised, he glanced at Li Qingluo, whose face was flushed next to him, and said secretly in his heart: "Isn't this woman really a shaking M?" ”
However, his face quickly darkened, because the next barrage suddenly changed in style and discipline, and he couldn't look at it directly!
"Congratulations to the anchor on taking the first step of tuning/coaching, Li Qingluo will soon surrender to your iron fist."
"It is recommended that the anchor carry a leather whip and candles with him, maybe it will work wonders."
"That's right, this Li Qingluo dared to threaten our big cute god just now, and he can't bear it!"
"The anchor is big, do you need a manual? I've got a full set here. ”
Enough is enough, shut up for me, bastard!
What the hell is surrendering under the iron fist, what a mad man will conquer a woman with his fists!
I just took the antidote from her arms before I said it, and you only heard Li Qingluo's nasal voice, didn't you see the cold sweat on my head!
The ancients threw themselves to the ground with five bodies to show their submission, and it seems that I need to tie my hands to prove my innocence!
In the past, I couldn't get too close to Duan Yu, lest you say that the foundation is full of love and true love is unbounded, but now even Mrs. Wang and I have to stay away, otherwise I will be able to grab the front page headlines tomorrow, and the news is "A certain anchor beats a beautiful woman with his fists until the beauty vomits blood and falls to the ground"!
At the same time, the ninth section also sent a message of condolences for the first time:
"Mr. Xiao Yu, are you okay?"
"Hmm."
"Section 9: Please pay attention to protect your personal safety, if you have any questions, you can ask us, we will provide you with the most comprehensive and professional analysis and advice, so that you can get rid of the difficulty of choosing."
"Huh?"
"Section 9: According to our investigation, you are actually a person with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, and whenever you are faced with a multiple-choice question, you will involuntarily fall into a tangle - when you took the antidote from Li Qingluo's arms just now, you touched it symmetrically from left to right, right?"
“……”
Xiao Yu was also drunk.
Your sister, is there any honesty between people, you souls are faint and put my mind on business!
"Section 9: You can rest assured that the "National Martial Arts Plan" has been officially handed in, and the leaders are actively discussing and researching, but as you know, many things are involved in the whole body, and it is impossible to do it if you want to, for the interests of the country and the people, we must think twice and be cautious."
"Okay, I know, just let me know when there is a result." Xiao Yu nodded.
In the last few days, his gold coin income has skyrocketed by hundreds, and it is obvious that the basic martial arts he taught have broken through the entry requirements of millions of people in the original earth time and space.
It's just that the growth of gold coins is still slow, and it is still far away to exchange innate magic weapons, divine weapons, and so on.
So Xiao Yu pondered whether he could use martial arts cultivation to replace the broadcast gymnastics of primary school students-
Anyway, it's all practice, and the basic boxing techniques taught by this baby also have the effect of strengthening the body. Wouldn't it be wonderful that you practice martial arts, I earn gold coins, and everyone takes what they need. After all, most of the people who watch the live broadcast every day are office workers, and there are always mundane things on weekdays, and it is difficult to calm down to practice martial arts, and the number of primary and secondary school students is huge, and they are just studying on weekdays, so the extra time and energy can be used to practice martial arts.
It's just that Xiao Yu also knows that this idea is a bit whimsical, and it may be difficult to really implement it, but he is not in a hurry, as long as he plants the seeds and carefully watered them from time to time, there will always be a day when they will sprout and bloom.
"Section 9: I contacted you this time, in fact, there is another important matter to discuss."
"Say."
"Section 9: At present, the number of domestic martial arts practitioners has surged, and new types of crimes related to them have also begun to appear, and we plan to find domestic martial arts training wizards and form corresponding emergency teams to deal with related incidents......"