Chapter Twenty-Eight: To Be a Light Bulb
Driver Zhao Xuan seems to have long been accustomed to this kind of traffic jam every day, which is the sweet trouble of car people, and there are many sweet troubles of car people in this country, such as the traffic police and the most dense toll booth in the world.
She smiled helplessly at the two of them. "Well, that's it. That's why I want to be an otaku, I'm so helpless when I go outside. ”
"You're right. With this kind of traffic, I might as well squat at home and play games. Lu Haodong agreed very much.
"Gee, I forgot you when it came to the game. The game on my phone is not finished today. Zhao Tiantian said and took out the mobile phone in his arms.
This Seiko, which has sold hundreds of millions of units all over the world, is the latest model of the love crazy 6S mobile phone in her hand, with a cute mobile phone case on it, and she has made all kinds of kawaii dress, as if this is not a mobile phone, this is a Babi doll. She also took it and showed it off in front of Lu Haodong.
"The latest 4G network is very fast! I heard that 5G will be available soon! It's so cool to play the game. My sister-in-law bought it for me! Do you want one? ”
"I want your sister, Lao Tzu's love is crazy 6 and you will be crippled in the washing machine." Lu Haodong gave her a blank look. didn't say anything, but despised it in my heart.
The crazy 6S mobile phone inadvertently started a certain program, and then quickly lurked in the background, shooting Lu Haodong's clear face at a very close distance.
The outline of his facial features has nothing to hide at this moment!
The powerful 4G network was uploaded at a speed that was almost as fast as Huaxia Telecom's 20 megabit fiber, and was displayed on the big screen of the Langley Intelligence Agency's special operations group tens of thousands of kilometers away.
"Capture Target 239 facial intelligence." The CIA staff in this group looked up at the clear photo of Lu Haodong and Zhao Tiantian on the screen, as if the real function of this big screen was a photo frame used to place the wedding photos of the two.
"Immediately invade the household registration system of Huaxia State and obtain all the details of Target 239! Then use the search engine to search the relevant information globally, do not miss any subtle clues, and then refine and sort. ”
Soon, all the information of Lu Haodong was dug up, name, age, place of household registration, education, work experience, political outlook, whether he is a member of the league, whether he is married, where the primary school, junior high school, and university are located, and even who is the surname of the primary school class teacher, how many times he has been a good student during this period, and how many times he has won a little red flower in kindergarten.
After detailed arrangement, the laser printer printed it out and placed it on the desk of CIA supervisor Melinda.
In this case, not only the target number 239, but also from 001 to 892, all the numbered materials were found one by one, and then printed into a book, and the materials in front of Director Melinda became thicker and thicker.
Maserati, who was in the middle of the traffic jam in Donghai City, Yue Tiantian logged in to an online game with the mobile phone in her hand, and brushed her action there, not realizing how perverted this earth was.
Lu Haodong looked at the mobile phone in her hand, and suddenly frowned, and a trace of extreme discomfort flashed in his heart.
"Strange, is your mobile phone over-radiated, why does it look so uncomfortable?"
"What?!" Zhao Tiantian was suddenly unhappy. "You actually say that my love machine is uncomfortable to watch?! What do you look at you? Looking for death? It's my elaborate dressing! Let's see if I'll teach you a good lesson! ”
"Oh oh! Your phone is the most beautiful, don't play it, okay? I'll just fight with you later. Why don't you talk to me about your gym? ”
"Okay, I'm done with my mobility anyway."
Zhao Tiantian put away her mobile phone, and the uncomfortable feeling in Lu Haodong's heart disappeared. He couldn't help staring at the pocket where Zhao Tiantian was holding his mobile phone, and he always felt a strange smell.
"What's going on? Is there something wrong with her phone? "He couldn't figure it out anyway. This feeling in the dark cannot be described in words.
"What are you looking at?" Zhao Tiantian's tone was not good, she glanced at Lu Haodong's gaze, and immediately yelled at Zhao Xuan: "Sister-in-law, look, he stared at my ass and peeked!" ”
"OH Maiga's ......" Lu Haodong almost wanted to die. Your ass is sitting in my arms, and I still need to peek? Tell me about your gym! ”
"What is there to say about the gym? Why don't you talk about my dad? You might be more interested! ”
"What am I interested in your dad for??"
"You still don't believe you if you say you're stupid, you talk to my sister-in-law, so you can't pass my dad's level? My dad is my sister-in-law's older brother, my family is the biggest, and there is no bigger one on it, do you want to be interested in him? ”
"Me! ......" Lu Haodong glanced at Zhao Xuan with affection, saw Zhao Xuan's face turned red, and reached out and knocked Zhao Tiantian a chestnut fiercely, "Stinky girl, shut your mouth, I can't stand you!" ”
At this time, the blocked road ahead finally loosened. Maserati roared again and hit the road. This trident of Poseidon is also helpless in the face of the Huaxia Highway.
"I'm telling you, my dad is fierce. Don't talk about your relationship with your sister-in-law at the beginning, you have to find a way to please him first. Anyway, you have to make him like you first, and then you slowly break away from your relationship. What about me, look, should you thank me? I'm your biggest matchmaker! ”
"Oops, stinky girl, I really want to beat you to death!!"
Zhao Xuan was already going crazy, everyone was sealed in a closed space, and they couldn't escape, but Zhao Tiantian kept picking up their relationship, originally she and Lu Haodong were tacit, the atmosphere was very good, and there was a lot more rough local flavor when there was more Zhao Tiantian.
Zhao Tiantian didn't care at all, but was a little proud. She couldn't figure out what she was thinking, it was always on purpose, and she always wanted to toss them in her heart, so she felt very happy.
Maybe for them, Zhao Tiantian still has a sour and unspeakable taste in his heart.
At this time, while she was talking, she was still writhing in Lu Haodong's arms, making Lu Haodong feel like a volcano under him, and he could only try his best to divert his attention, otherwise I am afraid that the strong reaction will push Zhao Tiantian up!
"My sister............ I can't stand it anymore. Outside is a great mountain and river, a prosperous world, who will save me?! "He sent to recite the Diamond Sutra." By the way, try to talk about his dad as much as possible, and imagine his dad as the scariest and most disgusting ugly man in the world, so that it will be comfortable. Sitting in my arms is an ugly offspring. ”
Of course, Zhao Tiantian didn't know what he wanted, and he continued to cheat his father there.
"What about my dad, he belongs to the type of disgusting and kind, you listen well, I only said it once, you can't remember, don't blame me for not reminding you!" She glared back at Lu Haodong, twisted her waist and adjusted the posture she felt more comfortable, and then continued.
"My dad, when he sees that you are not pleasing to the eye, he will definitely scold you, and teach you a hard lesson. Scold until you want to cry. However, he was very good to me, so much love, I ran away from home as soon as I quarreled with him, and I tried every time, and every time I ran to my sister-in-law's house to squat. Then after a few days, he relented again, and begged me to go home, hey, there is really only my father in the world. ”
"Are you talking about your dad, or are you talking about your dad's relationship with you? Where's your mother? ”
"Cut, don't talk about my mom, that nasty woman, I don't know her."
Yes, problem girl, lack of maternal love, no wonder she relies on Zhao Xuan all day long. Lu Haodong is not interested in inquiring about other people's family affairs, and it is estimated that the bitter history behind it can be compiled into a TV series, which will broadcast three episodes every night, and the first, second and third seasons can also be broadcast.
"Here, I beg you two to stop talking." Zhao Xuan drove the car around and drove into a building.