The perfect gossip classroom for the evil god, Haji ~ Road ~ Oil (Start) ~~~

Q: If there is a person...... No, evil god! He fell in love with a girl, and planned to silence the other party, silence and silence again, what kind of film is this?

Answer: Ya Butterfly, Ichiku, Kimoji~~~~ (Japanese love action movie)

Question: If there is an evil god who has a crush on a girl; But it falls into the hands of others, and you can't get it yourself - what kind of film is this?

Answer: You are the wind! I'm sand! Lingering, to the end of the world~~~ (Hong Kong and Taiwan romance film)

Question: If there is an evil god who wants to slap a girl until she dies, and another evil god wants to fight for this girl, and it succeeds. And then the evil god and this girl have a sweet love life, what kind of film is this?

Answer: The starting point of the boys' direction is all above, and the girls' Jinjiang are all above.

In fact, this is indeed the case, there is only one woman in the whole universe who can be such a Mary Sue woman, who is fought to the death by the two evil gods; The whole universe can be so obsessed, and there is only one evil god who can grasp a woman and not let go and resolutely love to death. There is only one evil god in the entire universe who wears the highest level of green hat.

I think that at the beginning, the evil god (meow) caught the goddess of the spirit race, or the goddess Aisha who saved the life and helped the wounded by classification - theoretically, all the spirit people are the descendants of Aisha, which is particularly embarrassing! The feeling of the entire spirit race is that they are green, but at the beginning, the whole spirit race was in turmoil, and the night was not guaranteed, and God was like this, let alone people?

The goddess Aisha, who was taken away by lust (meow), cried day and night - what are you kidding, she used to lie in bed waiting to serve, but now she is lying in bed and serving others, can that level be the same? And the play played by lust (meow) is too advanced.,Anyway, Goddess Aisha can't play this kind of game.。

In the end, I don't know how long later, her cry was discovered by another evil god, Nurgle.

Everyone will find a problem, it seems that no one can beat the evil god and the Lord of Pleasure, and he is basically in the position of being a victim of the four evil gods. At least in a few of the examples in this article. Nurgle is so moved by Aisha's cry that he even has a feeling called love - so Nurgle rushes over with his horse boy and puts on a big play. The so-called snatching relatives and snatching relatives is very happy! Nurgle and Nurgle, the romance is eternal!

Nurgle snatched Aisha from Semew, and Nurgle and Aisha lived happily ever after......

There is also a global end.

Loved by an evil god, this is to endure the evil god's endless strange view of love - Nurgle locks Aisha in a corner of his laboratory, and makes countless evil poisons in the crucible and feeds them to Aisha. Observe the changes in Aisha's body - Aisha is also the master of the healing world, and after countless pains, he always recovers, and if Nurgle is satisfied, he will sprinkle all the poison left in the crucible into the world. If he was not satisfied, he drank the poison from the cauldron back into his stomach, "made" it again, and then spit it out again - fed it to Aisha to drink, and continued the experiment.

Aisha is constantly healing herself in this painful process. When Nurgle sprinkled poison into the world, he secretly told his people how to cure the poison through his healing process.

It's all about to turn into a sacrificial demon.

But since she has the ability to use the spirit to transmit the voice of her own people, she has accumulated it for a long time and waited for the other party to go out, and Aisha has the ability to escape—you see, isn't this just running out?

"Ah...... You're Aisha? Levi looked at the girl opposite, and really had a feeling that he couldn't describe in words. His ability to see the essence of things is even better, as if he can see through everything directly: "Your ability to change is really strong - by the way, why did you run among us humans as a spirit person?" ”

"The Human Emperor, worthy of being the Emperor of the Human Empire - it seems that you have really seen through my identity."

Aisha was a lovely girl, with blond hair turned into two braids, dressed in the clothes of an ordinary village girl, and at the age of fifteen or sixteen, she still had a few small freckles on her face—but Levi could see that this was not what she used to be.

"Now that we know I've recognized you—can you show your form, can we be more honest?"

"As you wish, Emperor." The village girl disappeared in an instant, and what appeared in place was a demure and beautiful royal sister - judging from her ears and appearance, this elegant temperament beauty was an Aydaring clan.

"This ...... Aisha! - "All-fruit knight Ney suddenly felt a little unacceptable, and it was obvious that this mental state was in the position of the hero of a hot-blooded movie.

"I'm Aisha-Aisha? Anika West. Aisha bowed gently to Ney and said, "Thanks to your care for fourteen years, Ney's 'big brother' - but from the moment I was born, I was not a human, but a change of the spirit race. So...... Emperor of Humans, introduce yourself again - I am Aisha, the goddess of the Spirit Race, and maybe your faith will not accept me, so I will call myself ......"

"No, it doesn't matter—" Levi gently waved his hand to stop the other party's self-humility: "The goddess of the Spirit Clan...... Can you explain why? I think...... Even if I teleported here, you did it on purpose. ”

"Yes, the Emperor of the Men - it was done on my own intention. I lived here for 14 years, to escape Nurgle's pursuit. But in the end, it was able to target the planet, and then the village......"

"Since you teleported me—you did the portal?" Levi thought for a moment, and he was talking about the first portal that reflected the image of the Earth in his time.

But the portal was opened by the evil god Tzeentch.

"Yes." Goddess Aisha thought it was the second portal, the one that would teleport Levi to the village.

"Okay then."

The two sides misunderstood, and this misunderstanding caused countless misunderstandings in the future - slurred speech, like a blunt knife to kill someone. Levi squinted his eyes and thought that the Spirit Clan people already knew what the earth was like in the past, so he didn't say anything: "You called me...... Surely I know, or am I sure that I am the resurrection of the human emperor, and I will not doubt it anymore? ”

"Yes, I've been observing the world through my children (Eldars), but at the same time I've discovered you."

"Why are you here?"

"Speaking ......," Goddess Aisha smiled bitterly and said, "It's a long story. ”

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Aisha, the goddess of the Spirit Clan, talked about the life of her Mary Sue heroine, who was living a good life but was robbed by Lust Meow, and then robbed by Nurgle, and finally trapped in a small cage as a imprisoned queen.

Eventually, 14 Earth years ago, she found an opportunity to escape Nurgle on the terrestrial planet. Because it's far away from the Elve-controlled area, there's no way to notify the Elves to pick him up.

"Oh...... That's really miserable. "The other party's miserable days have passed for tens of thousands of years, and the spirit has not collapsed...... This shows that the immortals are different: "By the way, what is this planet called?" ”

Levi also has to care, if this planet is the earth, then even he has to fall into it.

"This planet is called Haya Star, and it is the capital of the Haya system."

“…… Wipe! That's not very far! (To be continued.) )